I woke up on a beautiful Saturday June 23 morning. The birds were singing, the sun was shining, everything seemed to be in perfect harmony, well at least on the outside. My parents were at it once again, arguing over God knows what. I opened one eye and glanced at the clock. It read 7:45 A.M. "Crap i'm gonna be late!" I hurried out of bett and got ready. Soon I went out to the küche and saw my mother frying an egg, and my father sitting in his recliner watching the latest football game. I immediately went in the küche for one thing and one thing only, coffee! Oh God I Liebe coffee so much, I have probably been drinking it since I was ten. Anyway I walked in the küche and mother gave me a "Morning 'court'." "Morning mom." I poured myself a great big mug of coffee to take to work with me. I stoped an smelled the heavenly aroma of fresh ground coffee beans. When out of the corner of my eye I saw princess walking into the kitchen. She parked her tiny butt in a chair and sagte "Well if it isn't the troll!" I turned around and looked at her "And if it isn't the princess, oh Von the way where's your crown?" We always did that every morning she would say something, then I would say something it was are morning ritual. Anyway I took another sip of my coffee and my mother asked princess "So Heather how did Du sleep?" (Notice how she didn't ask me that question, oh let it go Courtney!) So Heather ran her fingers through her hair and dramaticly sagte "Oh mother it was just awful! My oben, nach oben kept moving on me, and I just couldn't sleep with that!" (A real drama qeen!) I snickered and sagte "Well maybe if Du had something to hold it up Du wouldn't have that problem." If there was one way to get to Heather that was to discredit her beauty. And I was being truthful. I was born with the curvy figure, big bust, and plump behind. While Heather was born with none of the above, which always made me giggle how she wished she had it. Anyway I looked at the clock and it read 8:00 A.M. "Well I guess I should get going for work." I poured some Mehr coffee in my cup and grabed a pop tart. Meanwhile mom was making heather her Favoriten for breakfast eggs, bacon, pancakes, and her very special Obst smoothie. Mom made this for her every morning while I usually grabed a pop tart oder a piece of toast. Anyway I started to leave when Heather sagte "Well I guess the troll is off to work at that steamy hasch, hash joint!" I laughed at her tacky Kommentar "Well at least I work." I mummbled under my breath. My dad mush have apparently heard me because he sagte "Don't pick on your sister she works just as hard as you!" "Oh that's right going to the salon, and getting her nails done, and oh lets not forget going shopping!" Dad just ignored me as usual. I was feeling in a mischevious mood so I sagte before I closed the door "Have a good Tag with your football and fighting with mom dad!" I quickly shut the door before he had the chance to answer. I jumped on my bike (princess is the one who has a car not me,) and I was off to work.

When I got to work Kayla was there filling the salt and pepper shakers. (Oh I also forgot to tell Du that where I work it is not just a pizza shop, it is also a little breakfast cafe in the morning.) Anyway Kayla was in her normal chipper self "Hey girl what's happening?!" "Well I just threw a few zingers at princess." "Oh so a pretty good morning!" "Yea." I put on my schürze and started to help her. I added "And my parents are fighting again." "Well court that's nothing new, Du should be used to it." "I know but its still not great to hear." "Yea I know. Say why don't Du come with me to the local carnival tonight?" "Oh I don't know?" "Oh come on Du old fuddy duddy! It will be fun besides we can get cottan candy!" "Oh alright i'll go!" "Great! Why don't Du meet me there say around seven?" "Great!" Suddenly Kayla looked up towards the door and sagte "Oh no!" I had my back towards the door so I didn't see who walked in. "What's wrong?" "Oh nothing just your boyfriend just walked in." "What!" I turned around and I saw the same seventy-five Jahr old fart who came in at the same time on the same Tag to order the samething. The thing was he was so handsy with all the girls who worked there. I let out "Oh God not again! Well who's turn was it last?" "Mine, I remember because he pinched my butt and asked me what my bra size was." I laughed at her "Kay Du kidding!" "No i'm serious. So its Du turn this week." "Just great. Oh and look he put his teeth in this week how nice." She laughed. "Wait before Du go, do Du absoutly promise you'll go with me tonight?" "Yes I promise." "Pinky?" "Yes pinky swear. Now if Du excuse me i'm going over there to get groaped!" She laughed at me "Enjoy!"

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