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Chapter One: TV Through Time

Kelcey's POV
Yeah, just a normal day, rocking it with my neighbor and som friends. I had on black combat boots, black jeans, a black sweater, a black sleeveless vest, a kissen case that was cut up and seen to look like a mask, a grey scarf around my waist, and to tie it all together, I had a bunch of paper towel tubes taped together and painted gold. Beside me, Lucas, my neighbors cousin and on of my best Friends outside school, was on jeans, blue sneakers, a blue and white hemd, shirt and a blue baseball cap. His little cousin, Chad, had on red rain boots, jeans, a red...

[Cole]
You know what, I dont even care. They'v been gone this long, and I don't even care!
Cassidy left me. Yeah, I know, right? Well, she's gone off with some other guy and left me all alone on some Island far from Ninjago. Farther than the Dark Island. See, it all started like this: She got mad at me for getting mad at her, then Mr. Charming comes in and is all like 'I'm better than him blah, blah, blah' and then long story short, I'm on an islande.

"Cole, Du can't be mad about this!?" Cassidy said, gesturing to the red-and-gold book in her hand.
"Yes, I can, and I am!" I said.
"Well, it's a...

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"HOLY SHYZA, SORA YOUR KILLING ME!!"
I squealed with pain as Sora tried zipping up the dress. Its not like I was fat. I just ate to much Nandos.... (I like Nandos... ewe XD)
I squeezed Nya's hand.
"Breath!" She told me. "Breath!"
"GAH! IT FEELS LIKE I'M GIVING FUDGING BIRTH!!"
I screamed. I was sucking in my gut, not pushing. Just sucking in my gut.
Ziiiiip
Finally, it was all over. A sigh escaped my lips. "No Mehr Nandos, Gabby...." stated Sora.
"Awwww.... but why? Nya and I go there every Sunday!"
Nya raised a brow. "Hey. Don't bring me into this. Its Du who likes...

Random
Hiya! I got bored and wrote Zufällig shit!

Action: *comes in wearing old timey dress*King Idiot! I bring new of good from across the land of the llamas!
Jay: What is this news madam bitch?
Action: TIME OUT! *Slaps the hell out of him*I AM NO BITCH! TIME IN! *back to proper voice* feuer schloss has decided to wage war on Du for taking the hand of King Sexy's sister.
Jay: TIME OUT! Why does he get to be king sexy? Why can't I be king sexy?
Action: *stares* Do Du really want me to answer that Jay?
Jay:...no.
Kai: *jumps in with a crown* I WILL! I'm sexier than Du that's why!
Jay: Who says?!
Action:...