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Wendy: Why am I being called to the principal?
Stan: Because Du hurt Clyde, Du b**ch!
Wendy: Why are Du hurting me, Stan?!? I thought we were friends!
Stan: Not anymore because of what Du did to Michelle!
Principal Victoria: Enough guys. Stan, go back to class.
Stan: Okay. (glares at Wendy as I walk back to class.)
Principal Victoria: Wendy Testaburger, I am very disappointed in you. Du have punched Clyde Donovan in the face for no reason! Du are expelled from this school at once! Pack your things and leave now!
Wendy: But-
Principal Victoria: Leave!
Wendy: Shit. (walks to her locker and gets...
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posted by dragons0214
When Kyle and I walked into the office, we saw principal Victoria, Mr. Mackey, and Bebe. There were two wooden chairs in front of Victoria's desk, so we took our seats.

"Kyle, Kylie, I've heard that Du two had a conflict with Bebe yesterday morning and i want to know what happened. Bebe, how about we start with you?" Principal Victoria announced.

Bebe started Von rubbing her right eye with a hankie in her hand. The Mehr her eye was rubbed, the Mehr purple it got. after one minute, Bebe had the worst black eye that I have ever seen. it looked like someone replaced her eyeball with a plum.

"Kyle...
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posted by dragons0214
Kyle's room was Mehr oder less, what i expected. Every Wand Weltraum was covered with Musik merchandise, from band posters to song lyrics. His bett was covered in CD cases and band T-shirts. I could tell that Kyle was my go-to guy for band recommendations.

Kyle moved the CDs off his bett and sat on the edge of it. I sat Weiter to him. for the Weiter half hour, all we did was stare and each other and giggle like japanese school girls. It was funny and awkward at the same time. Until Kyle asked me something.

"Kylie, since Du asked me a question, can I ask Du a question?"Kyle asked.

"sure." I replied.

"Will...
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posted by dragons0214
"Hey Kyle, can I ask Du a question?" I asked Kyle

"Ok,shoot." he replied

"can we hang out at your house?" I asked him.

"Sure!" he replied.

I knew that my dad wouldn't care. The sunset is my curfew.
When we got of the bus, I followed Kyle until we arrived at his house. His house looked a lot like mine. It was the same size and shape. The only difference was that his was a darker green than mine. He unlocked its door and opened it for me. Inside, it was pretty basic. There was a small couch, a tv, and small minorah on a table. I noticed a layer of dust on the minorah.

"Dude, I don't mean to be rude,...
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posted by dragons0214
MR.Garrison: Kylie, I've noticed that Du and Kyle are becoming good friends.
Me: yes, that's true.
Mr. Garrison: Well, I think that's great. I think that Du and Kyle were meant for each other, and together, i know that Du and him will change the world and make it a better place.
Me:..........Thanks, Mr.G.

I ran out of class, got my stuff together as fast as possible, and met up with Kyle.

"Sorry I took so long, Mr.Garrison was talking to me about how Du and were meant to be together"I apologized to Kyle.

"That's wierd. Yesterday, Mr. Garrison told me the same thing about you.

We walked to the bus, and sat down. On the bus ride, we continued our conversation of randomness. We talked about Basically anything that Du could imagine. It didn't last that long, until I asked a Frage that would change our relationship forever.
posted by dragons0214
"kyle, how do Du do that?" I asked Kyle once the bus started moving.

It' pretty simple" Kyle answered. " Du know how people always say that beautiful people can get other people to do what they want? it's kinda like that. In fact, you're so beautiful that Du could probably do it yourself."

He then leaned vorwärts-, nach vorn and kissed me on the lips. I loved the way his lips felt against mine. I opened my mouth a little bit so his tongue could wrestle with mine. He quickly understood the gesture. We kissed for a full minute. I was sad when he leaned back. I wanted to go back for more, but I didn't want to be seen as a huge slut.

Our bus arrived at the school. We walked in together.
posted by dragons0214
Kyle gave Cartman and Kenny his usual death stare. the two looked away. Kyle always seemed to know what to do to get people to bug off. I wonder how he does that.

Right after that, the bus came and picked us up. When I thought that we were safe, sicher from torment, Kenny does what is probably the grossest thing imaginable.

"Hey Kyle!" Kenny shouted as he got on the bus.

He then formed a V with his middle and pointer finger and flaled his tongue between them.

"Am I right?" Kenny asked.

Kyle gave Kenny a Sekunde death stare. he then sat down. HOW DOES HE DO THAT?!
posted by dragons0214
When I got to the bus stop, I saw Kyle with ear buds in his ears.

"hey, Kylie!" He greeted, "What did Du think of A Tag To Remember? Von the way, I Liebe your shirt!."

"Thanks! I really Liebe them! Thank Du for recommending them." I answered.

Stan, Kenny, and Cartman arrive.

"Kyle and Kylie sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, Then comes kyle putting his dick in Kylie's mouth!" Cartman and kenny sang together.

Stan looked like he was about to laugh his head off, but he contained himself. I have Lost all respectthat i had for him.
posted by dragons0214
Last night I had another weird dream. Kyle and I were in our 20s and getting married. Stan, Kenny, and Cartman were the groomsmen, but there were no bridesmaids. Big shocker there. Kyle and I danced to Rise Against's 'swing life away' I swear that I was almost gonna faint because Kyle was Singen the entire song into my ear as we danced. In reality, It was Mehr like standing and moving our hips from side to side.

The Weiter morning, I woke up with a smile in my face. I put on my Fall Out Boy shirt, black skinny jeans, and black Converse high tops. I ran out the door without saying a word to my dad. I ran to my bus stop. For the first time i forever, I was excited to go to school.
posted by dragons0214
When I get to my room, i take my ipod out of my backpack. I go on YouTube and Suchen "A Tag To Remember" and click on the first result, a lyric video for the song, 'the Downfall Of Us All"

It was Liebe at first song. The lyrics spoke as much to me as The Wonder Years'. I loved the lyrics and the background music. My Favorit line of the song made me feel like that line was written just for me:

"This town will be the downfall of us all."

It's true. South park will be the downfall of us all. From all the weird stuff that goes on and the people that live here, it truly will be the downfall of us all. I listen to A Tag To Remember until the sun went down.
posted by dragons0214
"Cool. I'll check them out as soon as I get home." I answered.

For the rest of the bus ride, we talked about a bunch of awesome bands, like Fall Out Boy, Weezer, Good Charlotte, and everything in between. i was sad when I got off the bus. i wanted to talk until my tongue fell out of the mouth. I have never had a Mehr interesting conversation with any of my peers than the conversation that I just Had with Kyle. I ran to my house. I was going to blast my ears out with A Tag To Remember. I hope that this isn't some kind of joke. I was sorting dreading that A Tag To Remember was going to be some kind of 60's hippie band like The Grateful Dead. It's name kinda gives off that sort of vibe. Maybe the name is supposed to be misleading.
posted by dragons0214
The rest of the school day, I barely paid attention to what Mr.Garrison was talking about. I think it was about Miley Cyrus's downfall oder something like that. After what seemed like a century, the final glocke rang. I bolted to my locker like everyone else. I was suprised to see that Kyle had the locker right Weiter to mine. We walked together to my bus, and sat at my usual spot, right behind the bus driver. For once, I was happy to be on the bus. Like Soupy from the wonder years, I wasn't sad anymore. I decided to share this with Kyle.

"Hey Kyle, guess what? I'm not sad anymore!" I exclaimed to Kyle

"You like The Wonder Years too?" Kyle asked me.

"yeah. their lyrics speak to me" I answered.

"I think Du might like A Tag To Remember. They have a very similar sound." Kyle suggested.
posted by dragons0214
"don't worry. I've come to South Park to be your friend and lover." Kyle replied.

Cartman walks up. I fear for the worst to come out of his wretched mouth.

"Oh that's cool. Why don't Du guys have sex in the woods oder something?" Cartman asked us.

I coudn't believe he sagte that. How dare he eavesdrop on our conversation. Kyle gave him a death stare. If looks could kill, Cartman would have been burnt to a piece of bacon. He walked away with a look of fear in his eyes.

"how about this, we ride the bus together after school today?" Kyle asked.

"Sure!'' I answered as the whistle blew. Kyle and I walked into school together
posted by dragons0214
An Stunde and a half later, the glocke rang, meaning that it's time for recess. Everyone else ran outside, except for Kyle and I. I have nothing to look vorwärts-, nach vorn to in recess, except for a clique of girls calling me emo. I'm not emo! Just because I like Emo Musik doesn't mean that I'm emo. I would never cut myself.

Kyle seems to be stalking me. it was really creeping me out. I decided to put an end to this once and for all.

"Look, just because Du passed my test doesn't mean that I'm gonna start swooning over you" I sagte to kyle once we were outside.

I always do this. Whenever someone tries to be my friend, i say something really snarky and rude. They're always going to be a douche bag anyway.
posted by dragons0214
"hello there,
The Angel – Jäger der Finsternis from my nightmare,
the shadow in the background of the morgue
the unsuspecting victim, of darkness in the valley
we can live like jack and Sally if we want

where Du can always find me,
and we'll have Halloween on Christmas
and in the night we'll wish this never ends,
we'll wish this never ends."

I folded the sheet of paper in half and placed it on a corner of Kyle's desk. Five Minuten later I get a response:

"Where are you?
and I'm so sorry
i cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always,
this sick strange darkness
comes creeping in on so haunting every time
posted by dragons0214
''Students, we have a new student joining us today." Mr.Garrison announced once everyone was settled. ''I'd like Du all to meet Kyle Broflovski! How about Du take the empty schreibtisch Weiter to Kylie, Kyle?''

"okay." Kyle sagte obediantly, as he took a sitz at the schreibtisch to the right of me.

Kyle was a lot hotter in real life than in my dream. But I couldn't let looks be the judge for whether oder not he is the real Kyle. I decided to put him up to a test. I was going to right the first verse of a song, pass it to him, and see if he writes the rest of the song. I picked 'I Miss You' Von Blink 182. I decided on that song because whenever I hear that song, I always think of that dream that I had. This is what I wrote to him:
posted by dragons0214
When the bus started to Bewegen again, I took my ipod out of my backpack. I went to the Musik and pressed play on 'Teenage Dirtbag' Von Wheatus, my Favorit song. It's about a boy who has a crush on a girl but the girl doesn't notice because she's super beliebt and he's a friendless loser. The song reminds me of my situation of stan. I look out the window as I listen to my musical therapy,

"I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby,
yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
listen to Iron Maiden, baby with me.'

I listened to the song on repeat until the bus rolled to the front of my school.
posted by dragons0214
"You know, you'd be pretty cool if Du were a boy." cartman sagte real snarky.

"you're a dumbass, dude!" Stan chimed in." Even if she was a boy, she'd still suck ass.

The school bus rolled down the straße and the driver open its creaky door. It time for me to board my chariot that'll take me to the luxurious tortures that await me at South Park Elementary. The three boys sat Weiter to each other at the very back row, while I sit at the sitz right behind the bus driver. It's like that sitz was reserved for me oder something. Or, kids at my school think that if the sit at my seat, they'll catch a disease.
posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the Zurück part..)
Craig: The hell was that?!
Clyde: I don't know.. *Looks at Token* Do Du know, dude?
Token: *Shakes head* Nope. What about you, Michelle?
Me: It's Mysterion.
Craig: (horrified) Are Du serious?
Me: Yeah.
Token: Who is he??
Me: It's Kenny..
Clyde and Craig: WHAT?! Who told Du this?
Me: That skank told me 3 days ago!
Craig: Du mean Bebe?
Me: Yeah. And also Rebecca.
(At Cartman's house..)
Liane: Eric, I am disappointed in Du for what Du did to this girl..
Cartman: I knuw, Mem..
Liane: What was her name again?
Cartman: Michelle.
(At the school..)
Bebe: *Puts my Bücher in my...
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