Best of Gir and Zim

This story takes place when Zim and Dib are 17 and Gaz is 16.


Shivers are sent down my spine as the cold evening breeze rushes past me. I take a look around, below me. 9 stories down. Families walking and running with their Hunde and children. So i stop and think, do i really need to scar these children with my lifeless body and blood hitting the pavement? No, it doesnt matter, they'll just grow up disacrating the loner. The one who wants to be alone but desperatley needs interatcion with others, but wont let them in, fearing they with just hurt her. Throw her aside, just like her mother and...

ACCORDING TO TO INVADERZIMEIPSODES.COM I.Z WILL HAVE DRASTIC CHANGES!HERE IS THE ARTICLE:
Three years ago, Nickelodeon cancelled the beliebt cult series, Invader ZIM, leaving Fans angry and bitter towards the #1 kids network. But after the phenomenal sales of the first two ZIM DVDs, the upcoming action figures Von Palisades toys, and the outcry of fans, Nick is bringing ZIM back from the dead. Production has already begun on season three of Invader ZIM. Jhonen Vasquez, the madman behind the series, will not be onboard this time around. Nick president Herb Scannell says that the series ‘takes...

claire: *runs into equipment room and grabs a ton of guns*
vel: really claire?
claire: *hugs Pistolen and hisses*
vel: hahahaha
mark: *grabs som e of the guns*
claire: *rips them out of his hands*
vel: *grabs the guns*
claire: *takes them puts them in her kreuzer and atacks both of them*
vel: ahhhhh!
mark: ahahahahaha
claire: ill teach Du to tak my Pistolen *tickles them both*
vel: stop stop!!
mark: bahahahahahhaha
claire: hehehehhe *grabs explosives and stuffs them in the voot* well im off to conquer bolderia
mark: Hey lets have a race whoever wins gets to datum me!
claire: im gonna take a really long time then!...

rocky: wait... what are Du talking about that wasnt me irkens cant do that...
king: it was... *bows with all the guards*
rocky: no it wasnt! and stop bowing!
king: as Du wish.. and yes it was try and do it again try and Bewegen that boulder
rocky: uh... okay *moves boulder*
king: see Du have the gift Du can Bewegen rocks with your mind gifted in earth
rocky: ....
king: the prophecies fortold your arrival at least 5 other irkens came to destroy us and none could do what Du can
rocky: i... im confused...
king: the prophecies fortold that one Merida - Legende der Highlands irken would come to destroy us but instad he would lead...

IT WAS ROCKY'S FIRST MISSION AS AN INVADER...

purple- okay rocky Du have been chosen to go on a special mission
red- Du have been chosen to destroy bolderia planet of the rock people
purple- enjoy yourself there quite peaceful
rocky- my tallest youve done me well and i will conquer this planet FOR IRK!
purple- cool
red- *shows rocky a brand new voot kreuzer and tosses him the keys* contact us weekly for an update
rocky- *hops in voot cruiser* i will not dissapoint you!*rides away*
2 MONTHS LATER...
rocky- granite diguise yourself
granite- yes master* puts on holographic rock diguise*
rocky- *put on...

lin felt all the pressure up inside her and she just bursted!she charged right at ida. ida dodged then sent shelly after lins unit veer. veer didnt expect it until shelly slapped the back of her head. ''ow!'' shouted veer. she couldnt get up and shelly muttered under her breath, ''heheheh goodnight little android!'' and before she could destroy veer Gir jumped in front of veer and took the beating! veer could'nt believe it! shelly grabbed Gir and threw him a mile over the ship. ''GIR!!! NO!!!'' shouted veer as he flew though the stars. '''its your turn now!'' veer stood up and charged a energy...

It was about midnight when an Invader Zim episode came on, Dib's wonderful life of doom, my favorite. The only problem, I couldn’t stay awake.
"Gotta stay awake, Favorit part comin right up..."I said.
But too late, I was out.
"WAKE UP!” sagte a familiar voice, I couldn’t remember who though. A Liste of who it could of been was running through my head, when two green fingers opened up one of my eyes for me. Then I realised who it was, the Red Tallest.
"What the?!?” I shouted snapping straight up.
"You almost slept through the Great Assigning, sleepy head!"

I looked around, my room was blue,...

I was so annoyed with Spyke, my eye started to twitch...my black eye turned red, along with my other red eye...my vampire fangs grew two inches...and my tongue twitched..then wanted to touch someone so I could kill them(one touch of my spiky tongue, and Du have an Stunde to live)! "SPYKE!!",I screamed, "SPYKE, Du ARE NOT FUNNY! WE HAVE TO GET TO IRK, DAMNIT!!"! Du can tell I was in no mood for his games. "Hey, you". My eyes widened. I jumped. I was already angry at Spyke, so I would take it out on this jerk! "Hey, you, I said! Turn around.", I then realized it was a girl's voice. I pointed...

"Take your seats." a gray-haired woman announced as earth children began to swarm into the classroom.
"Who is she?" I asked with sudden curiosity.
"Earth Teacher." Zim sagte sullenly. "I will instruct Du in the ways of the earth-people after the school-day is over. Tomorrow is a Tag in earth-time when we do not come here. It lasts for two earth-days."
I smiled at the way he referred to everything as earth-something.

I began to walk to the back of the classroom as Zim had told me, when the woman rapped a ruler on her desk.
"You, girl. Come here!" she hissed. With my small booted legs I stumbled...