Du know Du watch too much Invader Zim when:
1. Du have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.
2. Du don't listen to politicians' speeches anymore... Du vote for the tallest one.
3. Martians existed. And Du know exactly what happened to them.
4. Du pass out meat on Valentine's Tag instead of candy.
5. Du talk in third person.
6. Du block up your chimney on Weihnachten because Du fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.
7. The most terrifying image Du can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.
8. Du check your soap for bacon... just in case.
9. When Du get a zit, Du name it Pustulio and insist...
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