Alvie

House and Cuddy are sitting in a room with a person interviewing them about their lives in the hospital.


Interviewer: What is your job here?

Cuddy: I'm the dean of medicine.

House: I'm the head of the diagnostic department.

Interviewer: And what do Du do in that position?

Cuddy: I run the hospital and keep House from getting into trouble.

House: I save lives.

Interviewer: How hard is your job on a scale from 1-10?

Cuddy: A 10.

House: With oder without Vicodin?

Interviewer: Dr. House, please answer the question.

House: Answer mine first.

Interviewer: Do Du usually take Vicodin?

House: Yes.

Interviewer:...

Well, this is our first fic ever and we put a lot of enthusiasm on it. We wrote it in English so it is accessible to Mehr people, but it’s not our mother tongue, so we beg Du pardon for all our possible mistakes. It is mainly written Von three of us, with a special participation. Each of us took a character so we could give different points of view to the story. We’ve been Schreiben this fic for nine months oder so and it’s already finish. We wrote it while the TV Zeigen was being broadcast so many things don’t coincide with the show. We’re still editing it so, if Du have any consideration,...