1. Hermione is a girl.
2. Fred and George are identical when they take Polyjuice Potion.
3. If Snape taught Defense Against The Dark Arts, the only thing you'd need to study is whatever is on Page 394.
4. It's best to eat erbse suppe before it eats you.
5. It's not all about wandwork.
6. Don't put your wand in your back pocket. Many wizards have blown off one oder both cheeks when they did it.
7. Wrestling a Fully Grown Mountain Troll will only get Du 5 points.
8.If you're alone with someone on the oben, nach oben of a high building...trust them.
9. Umbridge WILL have order
10. Looking for a way to force character development? Burn down their house.
11. "sunshine, daisies, butter mellow. Turn this stupid, fat ratte yellow" isn't a real spell.
12. Beware of parchment. It can insult you.
13. Never read a diary that isn't yours. It will probably try to kill you.
14. How do Du recognize ghosts? They are transparent.
14. Even the Chosen One can never find what he's looking for in a woman's purse.
15. Dumbledore has too many possessions, so Du can destroy them if Du want. . .
16. Trains are a fantastic place to get a bloody nose.
17. If Du feed flobberworms too much lettuce, they'll die.
18. Draco's father WILL hear about this!
19. Never curse someone when their back is turned, if Du do Du will be turned into a ferret.
20. It's advisable not to use magic to zip up your pants.
2. Fred and George are identical when they take Polyjuice Potion.
3. If Snape taught Defense Against The Dark Arts, the only thing you'd need to study is whatever is on Page 394.
4. It's best to eat erbse suppe before it eats you.
5. It's not all about wandwork.
6. Don't put your wand in your back pocket. Many wizards have blown off one oder both cheeks when they did it.
7. Wrestling a Fully Grown Mountain Troll will only get Du 5 points.
8.If you're alone with someone on the oben, nach oben of a high building...trust them.
9. Umbridge WILL have order
10. Looking for a way to force character development? Burn down their house.
11. "sunshine, daisies, butter mellow. Turn this stupid, fat ratte yellow" isn't a real spell.
12. Beware of parchment. It can insult you.
13. Never read a diary that isn't yours. It will probably try to kill you.
14. How do Du recognize ghosts? They are transparent.
14. Even the Chosen One can never find what he's looking for in a woman's purse.
15. Dumbledore has too many possessions, so Du can destroy them if Du want. . .
16. Trains are a fantastic place to get a bloody nose.
17. If Du feed flobberworms too much lettuce, they'll die.
18. Draco's father WILL hear about this!
19. Never curse someone when their back is turned, if Du do Du will be turned into a ferret.
20. It's advisable not to use magic to zip up your pants.
