Harry Potter oder Twilight Article: Harry Potter is better than Twilight

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posted by DivyaHarry

I'll tell Du my story. I Liebe Harry Potter. For all the right reasons. So one Tag my friend loans me his Twilight DVD and the horror began.

I didn't like the movie. I thought the actors were too forced and forgot to take Schauspielen lessons but it was a laugh. I then realized that this horror was a series of books. My bookworm friend had all the Bücher and I borrowed it from her for a bit of light reading(*grin*).

All would have been fine and I wouldn't have existed on this site had it not been for the words she showed me on the back of the book that sagte 'Move over Harry Potter'. I Lost my remaining marbles and was looking for something in the Bücher that justified this horrendous statement. I found none. Come on. They are nowhere the same. Some shallow, whiny moron who thinks she's better than everyone and lives and breathes for her boyfriend vs The boy who lived. Siriusly people!

Wizards vs Vampires, the epic battle began between me and the Twilighters in the forum. Once I realized how ignorant and stupid some Twilight Fans are, I was at ease. At least the Harry Potter Fans were not as hostile as Twilighters. My faith in humanity restored I continued to enjoy this forum.

1. Hermione Granger vs Isabella Swan
*Hermione is intelligent, loyal, strong, fearless and independent. She has self-respect and compassion that is shown at all times.
*Bella schwan is mostly a pretty bimbo. Even if Meyer made her intelligent it is of no use as she ends up being a loyal maid to the men in her life.

2. Harry Potter vs Edward Cullen
*Harry is noble and brave. He may not be an Adonis incarnation but intelligence is also a turn-on.
*Apart from being good looking I didn't find anything good to add.

3. Ron Weasley vs Emmett Cullen
*Ron is way funnier than Emmett and way Mehr loyal to Harry.

4. Ginny Weasley vs Rosalie Hale
*Both have depth and character development(a little for Rosalie) to them. Rosalie has characteristics of humans (bitchy, jealousy etc) that are relatable.

5. Luna Lovegood vs Alice Cullen
*Luna is crazy and does not care about what people think about her. She is weird in an appealing way.
*Alice is pretty and weird. In the Filme she was laughable. I hate Alice Von the way.

6. Neville Longbottom vs Jasper Hale
*Again Neville was a supporting character that was well developed and far Mehr better than Jasper at the end of the series.

7. Draco Malfoy vs Jacob Black
*Man is he hot! Plus he plays his character so well that it is hard not to dislike him.
*Great body. Good Acting. Bad choice of a movie.

8. Voldemort vs James
*Scary and brilliant. A back story that, at times, makes Du feel sorry for him.
*No idea why he was even included.

9. Potter Girls vs Twilight Girls
*Brave and intelligent beats Beautiful and fast any day.

10. Harry Potter Liebe vs Twilight love
*Harry loves Ginny for her personality, humor and lastly beauty. Edward likes Isabella for ???
*The Liebe between Friends Ron and Hermione is realistic, funny and totally great. Jacob and Bella ???

11. Potter trio vs Twilight trio
*Great team beats Liebe triangle. Plus why does Stewart look stoned most of the time?

12. Potter cast vs Twilight cast
*Potter actors are Mehr critically and commercially acclaimed than the Twilight cast.

13. Severus Snape vs Every sparkling moron in Twilight
*An unrequited Liebe that stood the test of time and ended with his death. A Liebe that can never be bettered Von any vampire oder wizard. True Liebe is Severus Snape. RIP.

And finally,
14. J.K. Rowling vs Stephenie Meyer
*JKR is humble, creative and is a wonderful writer.
*Meyer is arrogant Von calling her book better than classics, unimaginative and a Fan fiction writer.

This is a small dedication to all the Harry Potter and Twilight Fans for the Liebe for their respective series.

Hermione vs Isabella

Harry vs Edward

Ron vs Emmett

Ginny vs Rosalie

Luna vs Alice

Neville vs Jasper

Draco vs Jacob

Voldemort vs James

Potter Girls vs Twilight Girls

Harry/Ginny vs Edward/Bella

Ron/Hermione vs Jacob/Bella

Potter trio vs Pothead trio

Potter cast vs Twilight cast

Severus Snape

J.K.Rowling vs Stephenie Meyer

hi_its_me_15, MaximumRide12 and 7 others like this

ToyletGnome 'Move over Harty Potter' is exactly what set me off too. Can you believe they had the nerve to put it on BREAKING DAWN? The worst book in the series. I was horrified.

LoopyLuna96 I agree, Severus snape is true love. And Harry Potter is far better written and has true love.

XDRoseLuvsHP Wow, "Move over Harry Potter" is also what set me off! They really screwed up there. This is an amazing article :D

imawesome34 could not have been said any better

Idika Good Lord, Edward looks like a deranged sleep deprived freak in that picture. The fact about Harry Potter cast stands out in your pictures. They are just so real, warm and easy to relate too. This is a great post. Thanks.

magic18 awesome article :)

sleazy_weasley Yeah, I agree with others, the 'Move over Harry Potter' at the back of 'Breaking Dawn' was the first step for me starting to dislike the series. But I think the characters/actors should not get confused in this article ... I mean, you say Draco, and you say 'hot' next to that. Yeah, Tom Felton owns any other Twilight actor any day, but Draco's character himself is actually a very interesting read! Ontological dilemmas for the win. xD

nisrn yes, i hate the 'move over harry potter' quote. stupidest sentence in the world

TeamSiriusBlack JK gets critism. I think part of one of her books leaked and people read it before the book came out. She didn't care. She kept writing. Meyer wanted to ends the series, saying it was 'tragic'. Plus, Alan Rickman is cuter than Robert Pattinson.

HecateA Meyer compares Twilight to Romeo and Juliet. @ Stephenie Meyer, Romeo and Juliet is lust, not love, so unless you're telling us your seires is about lust you're wrong, and its also about hate, not love, about foolish choices. We can only hope the world will not be studying twilight in english classes in 400 years. And as for move over harry potter, I don't hate it that much, I figured it went a little like Twilight cast: move over Harry Potter Harry and friends:SECTUMSEMPRA! (they don't kill) But yeah, it does suck. great article *clicks favorites*

RandomRebekah I agree with wut you said about Draco.

alexthedog Evanna's picture is squished! And R-Pattz's picture looked funny.

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96 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks

posted by BedIntruder

95 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks
Opinion Von BedIntruder gepostet 4 hours Vor

1. Bella is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Meyer hides Von calling her clumsy.
2. Being clumsy is not a flaw if Edward always catches her.
3. She can’t do anything without Edward.
4. And when he leaves she attempts to commit suicide.
5. Meyer is living out her own fantasies Von Schreiben about Bella, who is clearly herself.
6. The Bücher aren’t well written, just because every other word is a fancy adjective doesn’t make it good writing.
7. All the rules Meyer sets for being a vampire are broken Von the end of the...

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Why Twilight is better than Harry Potter

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Harry und Draco

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Response to 100 Reasons why Twilight is better then Harry Potter part 4

posted by luv_warriorcatz

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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that Du arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and Du will Liebe it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to Du that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe Du didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. oder maybe Du didnt read...

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lucius_ malloy's Anti-Twilight Story

posted by lucius_malloy

So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But Du get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her Friends - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was Lesen a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an apfel, apple on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...

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Anti-Twilight Song Spoofs

posted by GemonkDruid

Too true!

I discovered these song spoofs in my Schreiben folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with Du guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella Von Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until Du agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn Du into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told Du I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, Du crazy witch
Now it's raining Mehr than ever
But we’re...

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Response to 100 Reasons why Twilight is better then Harry Potter

posted by luv_warriorcatz

here is the website:

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1. he/she just sagte "its not" (completley agree with them)
1 1/2. (y is there a half?) the person just sagte that its not.
2. i dont think that many ppl can relate 2 twilight b/c we aren't that obessissive to jump off a cliff oder hurt ourselves 4 r sweeties (at least i hope not), i dont feel any emotion at all and i certaintley don't want 2 b bella. Harry Potter has a story 2 and it's better. (response to "It's as if u hav a story")When I read Harry Potter, I feel as if I understand him better then bella because he goes through a lot Mehr then bella.
2. (i think its unfair...

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Twilight Is Just Fanfic In Denial.

posted by LoveforSeverus

Well I've been Schreiben a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the insgesamt story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight Von just "letting her characters handle the plot". There Von making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write Fan fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good Fan fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie Du want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...

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Why I believe Twilight is beliebt

posted by GemonkDruid

First, let me get this straight: I'm not a Fan of Twilight. In fact, I hate it. But I can see why everyone's so hyped up about it.

You see, I've recently been introduced to a new theory- The Twelve-Year-Old girl theory. It's mostly used in music, like for beliebt Icons like Hannah Montana, Justin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers, but Twilight also fits into this catagory.

What is the Twelve-Year-Old girl theory, Du might ask? Well, let's just look at people at the age of twelve first. When Du turn twelve, you're on the thin line between childhood and the teen years. You're young and vulnerable,...

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Why HP is Better

posted by LilRavenclaw95

Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a Liste of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced Von Harry Potter in Lit Circles

Two Bücher sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, Du see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The Sekunde features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...

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Are we INSECURE~!?

posted by ryomaidol

My cousin says we, Harry Potter Fans are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!

(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER Artikel HERE, sorry if used without permission)

HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
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** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
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** ******: duh! nonsense!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...

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20 Lessons Girls Can Learn From Twilight

posted by TeamSiriusBlack

I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores Du oder is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in Liebe with Du — and Du are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells Du to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the Liebe of your life. Du should stay with him since he will keep Du safe, sicher forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...

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My Personal Letter to Stephenie Meyer.

posted by ABDCFan-

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell Du that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When Lesen them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...

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Lets Face it Twi-Fans. Twilight Sucks. Harry Potter wins

posted by Loony_Luna

Okay sorry Twilikers. But Du need to here the facts. Harry Potter is the best selling serous ever. Deathly Hallows is the fasting selling book ever.

Okay. So why is it when I type in "100 resons Twilight is better then Harry Potter" there is one vpage and for a start there aren't even a hundred resons. Most of them all same the same thing. Twiilight's better because everyone's hot. They are??. Good readers tend not to notice.

It's a Liebe story. So is Harry Potter but it's not full in your face. It comes in gentle as the charcters get older, as the Bücher Bewegen on. And have Du seen all the different...