I'll tell Du my story. I Liebe Harry Potter. For all the right reasons. So one Tag my friend loans me his Twilight DVD and the horror began.
I didn't like the movie. I thought the actors were too forced and forgot to take Schauspielen lessons but it was a laugh. I then realized that this horror was a series of books. My bookworm friend had all the Bücher and I borrowed it from her for a bit of light reading(*grin*).
All would have been fine and I wouldn't have existed on this site had it not been for the words she showed me on the back of the book that sagte 'Move over Harry Potter'. I Lost my remaining marbles and was looking for something in the Bücher that justified this horrendous statement. I found none. Come on. They are nowhere the same. Some shallow, whiny moron who thinks she's better than everyone and lives and breathes for her boyfriend vs The boy who lived. Siriusly people!
Wizards vs Vampires, the epic battle began between me and the Twilighters in the forum. Once I realized how ignorant and stupid some Twilight Fans are, I was at ease. At least the Harry Potter Fans were not as hostile as Twilighters. My faith in humanity restored I continued to enjoy this forum.
1. Hermione Granger vs Isabella Swan
*Hermione is intelligent, loyal, strong, fearless and independent. She has self-respect and compassion that is shown at all times.
*Bella schwan is mostly a pretty bimbo. Even if Meyer made her intelligent it is of no use as she ends up being a loyal maid to the men in her life.
2. Harry Potter vs Edward Cullen
*Harry is noble and brave. He may not be an Adonis incarnation but intelligence is also a turn-on.
*Apart from being good looking I didn't find anything good to add.
3. Ron Weasley vs Emmett Cullen
*Ron is way funnier than Emmett and way Mehr loyal to Harry.
4. Ginny Weasley vs Rosalie Hale
*Both have depth and character development(a little for Rosalie) to them. Rosalie has characteristics of humans (bitchy, jealousy etc) that are relatable.
5. Luna Lovegood vs Alice Cullen
*Luna is crazy and does not care about what people think about her. She is weird in an appealing way.
*Alice is pretty and weird. In the Filme she was laughable. I hate Alice Von the way.
6. Neville Longbottom vs Jasper Hale
*Again Neville was a supporting character that was well developed and far Mehr better than Jasper at the end of the series.
7. Draco Malfoy vs Jacob Black
*Man is he hot! Plus he plays his character so well that it is hard not to dislike him.
*Great body. Good Acting. Bad choice of a movie.
8. Voldemort vs James
*Scary and brilliant. A back story that, at times, makes Du feel sorry for him.
*No idea why he was even included.
9. Potter Girls vs Twilight Girls
*Brave and intelligent beats Beautiful and fast any day.
10. Harry Potter Liebe vs Twilight love
*Harry loves Ginny for her personality, humor and lastly beauty. Edward likes Isabella for ???
*The Liebe between Friends Ron and Hermione is realistic, funny and totally great. Jacob and Bella ???
11. Potter trio vs Twilight trio
*Great team beats Liebe triangle. Plus why does Stewart look stoned most of the time?
12. Potter cast vs Twilight cast
*Potter actors are Mehr critically and commercially acclaimed than the Twilight cast.
13. Severus Snape vs Every sparkling moron in Twilight
*An unrequited Liebe that stood the test of time and ended with his death. A Liebe that can never be bettered Von any vampire oder wizard. True Liebe is Severus Snape. RIP.
And finally,
14. J.K. Rowling vs Stephenie Meyer
*JKR is humble, creative and is a wonderful writer.
*Meyer is arrogant Von calling her book better than classics, unimaginative and a Fan fiction writer.
This is a small dedication to all the Harry Potter and Twilight Fans for the Liebe for their respective series.
I didn't like the movie. I thought the actors were too forced and forgot to take Schauspielen lessons but it was a laugh. I then realized that this horror was a series of books. My bookworm friend had all the Bücher and I borrowed it from her for a bit of light reading(*grin*).
All would have been fine and I wouldn't have existed on this site had it not been for the words she showed me on the back of the book that sagte 'Move over Harry Potter'. I Lost my remaining marbles and was looking for something in the Bücher that justified this horrendous statement. I found none. Come on. They are nowhere the same. Some shallow, whiny moron who thinks she's better than everyone and lives and breathes for her boyfriend vs The boy who lived. Siriusly people!
Wizards vs Vampires, the epic battle began between me and the Twilighters in the forum. Once I realized how ignorant and stupid some Twilight Fans are, I was at ease. At least the Harry Potter Fans were not as hostile as Twilighters. My faith in humanity restored I continued to enjoy this forum.
1. Hermione Granger vs Isabella Swan
*Hermione is intelligent, loyal, strong, fearless and independent. She has self-respect and compassion that is shown at all times.
*Bella schwan is mostly a pretty bimbo. Even if Meyer made her intelligent it is of no use as she ends up being a loyal maid to the men in her life.
2. Harry Potter vs Edward Cullen
*Harry is noble and brave. He may not be an Adonis incarnation but intelligence is also a turn-on.
*Apart from being good looking I didn't find anything good to add.
3. Ron Weasley vs Emmett Cullen
*Ron is way funnier than Emmett and way Mehr loyal to Harry.
4. Ginny Weasley vs Rosalie Hale
*Both have depth and character development(a little for Rosalie) to them. Rosalie has characteristics of humans (bitchy, jealousy etc) that are relatable.
5. Luna Lovegood vs Alice Cullen
*Luna is crazy and does not care about what people think about her. She is weird in an appealing way.
*Alice is pretty and weird. In the Filme she was laughable. I hate Alice Von the way.
6. Neville Longbottom vs Jasper Hale
*Again Neville was a supporting character that was well developed and far Mehr better than Jasper at the end of the series.
7. Draco Malfoy vs Jacob Black
*Man is he hot! Plus he plays his character so well that it is hard not to dislike him.
*Great body. Good Acting. Bad choice of a movie.
8. Voldemort vs James
*Scary and brilliant. A back story that, at times, makes Du feel sorry for him.
*No idea why he was even included.
9. Potter Girls vs Twilight Girls
*Brave and intelligent beats Beautiful and fast any day.
10. Harry Potter Liebe vs Twilight love
*Harry loves Ginny for her personality, humor and lastly beauty. Edward likes Isabella for ???
*The Liebe between Friends Ron and Hermione is realistic, funny and totally great. Jacob and Bella ???
11. Potter trio vs Twilight trio
*Great team beats Liebe triangle. Plus why does Stewart look stoned most of the time?
12. Potter cast vs Twilight cast
*Potter actors are Mehr critically and commercially acclaimed than the Twilight cast.
13. Severus Snape vs Every sparkling moron in Twilight
*An unrequited Liebe that stood the test of time and ended with his death. A Liebe that can never be bettered Von any vampire oder wizard. True Liebe is Severus Snape. RIP.
And finally,
14. J.K. Rowling vs Stephenie Meyer
*JKR is humble, creative and is a wonderful writer.
*Meyer is arrogant Von calling her book better than classics, unimaginative and a Fan fiction writer.
This is a small dedication to all the Harry Potter and Twilight Fans for the Liebe for their respective series.
Hermione vs Isabella
Harry vs Edward
Ron vs Emmett
Ginny vs Rosalie
Luna vs Alice
Neville vs Jasper
Draco vs Jacob
Voldemort vs James
Potter Girls vs Twilight Girls
Harry/Ginny vs Edward/Bella
Ron/Hermione vs Jacob/Bella
Potter trio vs Pothead trio
Potter cast vs Twilight cast
Severus Snape
J.K.Rowling vs Stephenie Meyer
I still Liebe Du after all these years.
Thinking of Du brings me to tears.
I see Du every time I dream
To know you’re gone makes me wanna scream.
Where are Du my dear?
Are Du near?
I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart.
I didn’t realize until it was too late
When Du had passed the gate.
I thought we’d always be best friends
Too bad it came to an end
Your eyes and voice still haunt me.
Sometimes I wonder if Du are just beyond my reach.
Where are Du my dear?
Are Du near?
I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart
I didn’t realize it until it was too late
When Du had passed the gate. (2x)
Why am I still here?
Thinking of Du brings me to tears.
I see Du every time I dream
To know you’re gone makes me wanna scream.
Where are Du my dear?
Are Du near?
I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart.
I didn’t realize until it was too late
When Du had passed the gate.
I thought we’d always be best friends
Too bad it came to an end
Your eyes and voice still haunt me.
Sometimes I wonder if Du are just beyond my reach.
Where are Du my dear?
Are Du near?
I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart
I didn’t realize it until it was too late
When Du had passed the gate. (2x)
Why am I still here?
