foxstarkiller I used your idea...
Copied over from FanFiction. It is afternoon right now
Ross falls alseep on the couch but twenty Minuten he hears his parents discussing something in the kitchen...

"We can't let the boy get away with failing his tests. He is smart" he hears Jack say, "Gosh honey just give him some time. This Jahr has been really hard on the kids" Judy tells him. "Alright but only if Du give me little sugar" they have a very happy and loving marriage.

A few Minuten Ross hears his parents Küssen in the kitchen

"Oh man. Gross" Ross exclaims in his head, but then realizes that his...

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Monica's Geeky Older Brother- gegeben Von Himself
Mr. The-Glass-Is-Half-Empty- gegeben Von Chandler
Camper- gegeben Von Chandler
Little Naked Guy- gegeben Von Rachel
Bobo, the Sperm Guy- gegeben Von Susan
Buddy- gegeben Von Monica
Slugger- gegeben Von Mrs. Bing
Mother Kisser- gegeben Von Chandler
Anti-Paolo- gegeben Von Joey
Rossie- gegeben Von Himself
Mom- gegeben Von Susan
Monkey Boy- gegeben Von Rachel
Loser- gegeben Von Rachel
Rossy- gegeben Von Rachel

Mr. Back From the Orient- gegeben Von Rachel
Sweetums- gegeben Von Chandler
Scary Scientist Man- gegeben Von Phoebe
Amish Boy- gegeben Von Chandler
Gel Boy- gegeben Von Rachel
Bitterest Man In the Living...

So Friends begun and it began with a bang
Chandler made jokes and Phoebe sang,
Ross was glum whilst Rachel was free
Well if Du escaped Barry, wouldn't Du be?

Monica had relationships but they ended badly
Joey had auditions but never got parts, sadly.
Phoebe found a thumb but never knew her Dad,
She hardly saw her sister but for that she was glad

Ross and Rachel got it on and Chandler was still funny,
But then Eddie moved in and he wasn't a happy bunny
Monica found Richard and Joey got a new job too
But he missed Chandler, well wouldn't you?!

Whilst Phoebe found her brother Rachel found the list,
Ross...