First Place has got to be Joey!!! Sekunde Place is Chandler. Third Place is Phoebe. Fourth Place is Monica and Rachael. Last Place is Ross. (Sorry Ross)
I'm gonna go in another direction and say Joey, because I think frankly, Chandler wouldn't have much to say unless Joey did something. Case in point, wearing all of Chandler's clothes and going commando in them and doing lunges hahaha