'Skipper's log: 3 months after global outbreak, Denmark, Antarctica, and New Zealand remain as the only safe, sicher zones for the apocalypse, I have just caught the disease and I'm immune, it's been 4 hours since I've been bitten, I'm still okay,' sagte Skipper, into his tape recorder. 'Who the heeeeell, are Du talking to?' asked Kat. 'No one, just taking my recorder and taping my stuff,' sagte Skipper. 'Skipper, it isn't a very good time for your log right now, we have to get to the ferry and start life all over in Antarctica,' sagte Kowalski. 'Ah crap, guys? We're in a damn pickle,' sagte Angel. 'What do ya mean Angel?' asked Kat. 'Well, there's a bunch of cars blocking my path, if only we could attract a big zombie to throw them off the road, I can make my car wave a siren,' sagte Angel. 'No!! Who knows how mutated the zombies have become?! It might conjure up a big zombie, but we don't know how organized they've gotten with attacks,' stated Private. 'Private, little Private, they have strength and steroids, we have Pistolen and knives, and chainsaws. They don't,' stated Skipper. 'Agh, fine Skipper, sorry,' sagte Private.
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'Alright, Du have to get through the rest of the journey without me, I can get to Rockaway beach, but only for myself, I need to get Mehr fuel elsewhere okay?' asked Angel. 'Alright Angel, I understand Du leaving us here this time, unlike last time where the little blue snitch left us to die,' sagte Skipper. 'Goodbye Angel!!' waved Private happily. 'SHHH!!!' shushed Skipper, 'Listen little Private, shut up oder we'll all die, kapeesh?' 'Of course Skipper,' sagte Private. They then heard a loud gunshot and turned to see that Kat shot a car, and its alarm went off. 'Damnit Kat!!' yelled Kowalski. 'Shut it nerd, I shot that car because it was a fucking blue Prius,' sagte Kat. The alarm attracted several zombies, a few who were coughing up blood, even their own intestines were coughed up. 'It's a shame that every zombie horde, Du forget that they used to be human beings, it's sad,' sagte Kat. After her statement, Kowalski had already loaded his rifle. 'Hey Kowalski, did Du get the back up Pistolen in your bag?' asked Skipper. 'Yes, I have your desert eagle, AK, all that good stuff, I just hope Du don't fly backward,' chukled Kowalski.
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'Alright, Du have to get through the rest of the journey without me, I can get to Rockaway beach, but only for myself, I need to get Mehr fuel elsewhere okay?' asked Angel. 'Alright Angel, I understand Du leaving us here this time, unlike last time where the little blue snitch left us to die,' sagte Skipper. 'Goodbye Angel!!' waved Private happily. 'SHHH!!!' shushed Skipper, 'Listen little Private, shut up oder we'll all die, kapeesh?' 'Of course Skipper,' sagte Private. They then heard a loud gunshot and turned to see that Kat shot a car, and its alarm went off. 'Damnit Kat!!' yelled Kowalski. 'Shut it nerd, I shot that car because it was a fucking blue Prius,' sagte Kat. The alarm attracted several zombies, a few who were coughing up blood, even their own intestines were coughed up. 'It's a shame that every zombie horde, Du forget that they used to be human beings, it's sad,' sagte Kat. After her statement, Kowalski had already loaded his rifle. 'Hey Kowalski, did Du get the back up Pistolen in your bag?' asked Skipper. 'Yes, I have your desert eagle, AK, all that good stuff, I just hope Du don't fly backward,' chukled Kowalski.