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posted by 67Dodge
A belated pang followed a bright flash, and another right after, and two more, three, until the Glock had emptied its magazine, and a sharp click to purge the barrel of any remaining casings. The one behind the Glock stood with bemusement, shrugging his mantel in disapproval.

"Excellent aim my lord," a well-dressed pinguin responded. 

"Aim?" the coated pinguin replied with soft depression in his brown eyes, glaring back at the black cutout target with only five of the seven bullets actually embedded into the head. 

"Aim, five out of seven, Du hit your mark roughly seventy percent of the time," the suited servant proudly announced. 

"Seventy? Seven-... Seventy percent...? I-.. This isn't-" the former ripped his black mantel off and stood tall, oder at least as tall as he could gegeben a stout frame.  

He had a stunning brown jacke studded with all kinds of honors, and three badges to boot, his halfter, holster wrapped around his pudgy belly near the waist, and he had a short sapphire blue robe, gewand following. He took a deep breath. 

"I represent the embodiment of our country's power, I am Richard, Emperor of the Union, a union has no strength if its commander cannot dictate its powers, its glory, its triumph above injustice. A perfect nation such as this one needs me to have no margin for error, nor lapse in judgment, seventy percent leaves a thirty percent window of opportunity for an assassin, my daughter still has not come of age, if I were Lost to another's corruption, my daughter's hold on the thron falls to some darling of the court, and as I Liebe my dear child, I cannot leave such a magnanimous task to her at this age," Richard stated boldly, his words ringing of patriotism and paternal instinct. 

"While true sir, Du shouldn't need to shame yourself for having that thirty percent gap, mistakes and imperfections happen, and always making mistakes is forgivable, so long as each mistake is different from the last, that way, you're on a constant path to improvement," the servant said. 

Richard cringed slightly, squinting his eyes to breathe calm. 

"These are troubling times, Antony, a killer is on the loose, and this Kid's out for blood, not profit. My child cannot grow in an environment where she must watch her back every day, and now even the benevolent Dr. Damion has sprung himself free. If I can't protect myself and my country, who will..." Richard sneered. 

"I do recall your affection to your daughter, and I understand, but once again, this is why I don this suit, to service Du at all times, and smite the wicked that may come to you, this is why I picked up the badge and am honored to be the associate protector of Emperor Richard The Great," Antony bowed his head and got on one knee.  

Richard bowed in respect, to which Antony stood up slowly. 

"Thank you, and it is only in a valiant heart, and striking skills as yours that bring Du such high reward," Richard complimented. 

"What does my lord wish to have done for his protection?" asked Antony. 

Richard scratched his forehead with the barrel of the Glock and pondered. 

"I want Du to find The Kid, and bring him to court so that he may stand a trial, and may he be sentenced to a fate worse than death~" Richard purred obsessively. 

"How does one find a migrant serial killer like him, sir?" asked Antony. 

Richard then reloaded his Glock, shooting at his target once again, bullet after bullet screaming out the barrel and punching through the head of the target and ricocheting off the wall. 

"You smoke him out with a honeypot trap, give him someone he'd like to kill most, then trap him before he can strike," Richard inquired. 

"That's not the right thing to do..." Antony replied softly. 

"Then Suchen your arsch off... Your reward will be lordship over the Outer Rim islands and a wage increase of twenty dollars," Richard demanded.

"Understood, what are my resources to capture him?" Antony asked. 

Richard then reached into his pocket and handed Antony an ornamental lighter and a small tube.  

"How do I capture our criminal with these?" Antony tilted his head in thought. 

"You won't, no form of torture will work on that bastard, if he finds sexual pleasure in blood, surely he's a sadomasochist, the lighter is for Du to find your way out of any dark areas Du encounter, the tube, it contains Cyanide, if Du are unsuccessful in capturing him, and he has got Du trapped, schlucken it. I'd rather be poisoned with Cyanide than let that monstrosity chop me up alive," Richard explained calmly. 

"You've got it sir, as a guard's oath to their emperor, Du have my full guarantee that I won't disappoint you," Antony kneeled, then fell prostrate at Richard's feet. 

"Best wishes," Richard saluted, watching his guard begin to exit the target shooting area. 

Antony had barely opened the exit door before Richard shouted after him. 

"Hold up," Richard called. 

"Yes sir?" asked Antony. 

"How does one interrupt another's investigation legally so that I may conduct my own?" asked Richard. 

"You suspend their evidence and halt their activities, why?" asked Antony. 

"Ah... A certain New York-based agent of reason, and her... Questionable boyfriend~" Richard scratched his chin. 
posted by _Lexii23_
  Lexiii stood infront of the mirror in the otter habitat, swiping away at her bangs with a brush. Every time she got them into an acceptable position, they would just fall back into her eyes. She shook her head in defeat and went on to brushing her tail as Marlene walked in. 
  "Hey Marlene." Lexiii sagte as she looked herself over in the mirror. 
   "Hey Lexii!" Marlene chirped. "Where are Du going all dressed up?" 
    Lexii blushed. "Oh, just going to the park with Julien.." she said.
   Marlene smiled and raised an eyebrow. "Are Du two dating?" 
   "A little.." Lexii sagte quietly....
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posted by kowalskirocks14
Truth in lies 4
It was about 4:00 am, and all but the lemurs were done partying.
Amber and skipper were pacing the floor, one waiting for dillain, the other for kowalski.

The fisch bowl hatch opened, but only dillain came in.
"where's-" amber started to ask.
"oh, I... Forgive me, but I had to knock im out." dillain said, Schauspielen as innocent as possible.
"why?" amber asked.
"well, it's kinda a long story. He started saying your a jerk, cuz you've been hanging with me. So I started telling him up. So he pulls out a hand gun and loads it with bullets, while hea doing that I schlagen, punsch him and goes K.O. See?...
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posted by kowalskirocks14
Name: amber
Gender: female
Eye color: light green
Species: penguin
Height: about as tall as kowalski
Weight: that's kindof and impolite question!
DoB: November 9, 1986
DoC: November 9, 2008
Looks: feminine figured (not busty). Skinny-ish. Ponytail always to the left, with a tip dyed blood red. Bangs cover most of her face, except for her beak and right eye.
Backstory: was born into an orphanage, and grew up wih her best friends, kowalski and private. After a long time stranded in a jungle, had a battle with blowhole, blah, blah, blah, got transferred to central park, lala lala la.
In a relationship with: kowalski
Fav music: rap
Fav band: evenescence
Fav song: swimming Home (evenescence)
Gifted at: science and math
Talents/hobbies: singing, drawing, writing
Fav color: black
Fav genre: horror
Fav book: stone child
Fav movie: the walking dead
PoO: shreive port, LA
Family: brother sister, and parents
BFF: none
posted by _Lexii23_
Ok so I was Lesen over the Profil I gepostet when I first came on here and I sounded like a Mary-Sue. So I decided to update it now since I grew up a little bit!! XD

Name: Lexii

Gender: female

Age: 23 (irl I'm 14)

Birthday: April 23rd

Description: a pure white ring-tailed lemur with gray paws and nose. Straight bangs that go across the left side of my face and cover half of my eye, baby blue streak down the middle, never cut evenly at the end. Blue eyes (same color as the streak in my hair) with long eyelashes. Big-ish ears. A long tail with about 7 light grey stripes. Fluffy, feminine figured...
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posted by 67Dodge
Author's Note: Just thought about another chapter for my fanfic, "The Thing" but then thought about Damion, and I begged to ask, "What if he wasn't evil? What if he was jolly good, Mr. Goody Two-Shoes?" Indeed I brewed up this lovely idea, and I hope Du enjoy a humorous one-shot of Damion as a good guy. XD

"Well, shouldn't intrude on him..." sagte Private fearfully, he heard maniac laughing inside the small laboratory, flashing lights buzzing in one of the windows, he knew that this was the dreary place of Dr. Damion, the same guy that had killed and enslaved many, but he had an objective much...
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posted by SgtSkipper
Mechanical-Mayhem
MS stood motionless on the skateboard as Bandit tried to push it up a little hill, but it was proving very difficult even for her. “I don’t suppose Du could step off for a Sekunde could you?” She questioned, as the hügel began to get steeper. Mech-Skipper jumped off and was once again motionless and simply stood there as Bandit passed him with the skateboard. She pushed it to the oben, nach oben of the hügel then called back down to him. “You can get back on the skateboard now!” She yelled, holding it steady. MS held his flippers out in front of him, making his way towards her...
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I awoke to the truck doors opening. They unloaded me and two other kids. I had slept through the whole trip, apparently. We were in front of a large grey building. I don't know why, but I had the nerve to talk to these kids, though I knew they just got over being ripped from their families, too. "h-hi..." was all I managed to say. One of them turned his head, the other just closed her eyes. I wanted to fall down and cry. Not just ecause of me, also for these two. The Gestapo pushed us through the front ddoors. The interior was bleak and drab. We were pushed down a long hallway, and finally,...
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Chapter one: amber's POV
I took countless precautions, I nearly got caught once. Many nights I have been doing this, rather than obey skipper's orders. But who CARES about TV shows? I mean, I'm not seven. I'm an adult! Zombies don't scare me. I leapt out of my bunk, carved in the wall, and just about slithered to the ladders. I climbed up, opened the hatch, and leaked out. Once I was at a sfe distance, I took out mynipAd, and touched the TV app. Instantly y Zeigen popped up: the walking dead. But I had misse most of t Already. And wiithing seven seconds, it flipped to commercial. "have Du ever...
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“Wait, so you’re actually, “interested” in learning about the history of Equestria?” Twilight’s eyes lit up.
“Yeah. why? Are Du surprised?” asked Kowalski.
“Well, yes, I am, no one has ever wanted me to lecture them on anything, regenbogen Dash calls me an egghead for it, but you’re the first pony, oder um…Penguin, who has ever asked me about my studies!” responded Twilight as she smiled with great happiness while standing over Kowalski.
“Really? That’s weird, Du seem like a really interesting pony to Me.” sagte Kowalski as he glared at her. Twilight blushed a bit,...
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posted by Rico4ever16
 Zombies!
Zombies!
Date: February 20 2012 Apocalypse: Tag 1 Time: 10:38 pm
Victoria waddled towards one of the badgers. She was crying. “Kowalski! We have a survivor!” yelled Victoria from a distance. “Don’t worry miss, we’re gonna get Du some help so don’t worry.” sagte Victoria as she turned her around. But the dachs was infected as well and she pounced on Victoria trying to bite her. “Kowalski! Get this thing off of me before I kick her ass!” shouted Victoria. Kowalski arrived and shot at the dachs at least five times. All the gun shot’s did was upset the zombie and make it attack him...
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posted by Gumball17
A/N: Yes, this is just the prologue, but chapter 1 is coming soon. And if Du wanna be in it, just let me know in a comment. Well, hope Du like it! :D :A/N
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"Aw, yeah! Now THIS is the life!", Dylan thought. "Moving Weiter to that rich guy was the smatest thing I've ever done!" Going through his trash, he found quite a buffet. "Caviar, filet mingion, steamed lobster. This guy eats well!" Filling up his garbage-can-lid plate, he plopped down on a trash-bag chair, only to feel a sharp pain. "Ouch! I must have sat on a broken wine bottle oder something." But...
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chapter 2: where the heck are we?




it was about 3:00 in the morning when the girls finally awoke "ah what happened? Rica stated
"apperantly we got shot with tranquilizer darts and the humans found and captured us" kowalska replied answering Rica question. " never asked Du jean" Rica smartly replied back and using the nickname that the female lutenent most hated to boot. "don't call me that Du know i hate that nickname!" kowalska yelled. WELL I'M SORRY BUT THATS YOUR FREACKING NAME ISN'T IT oder HOW ABOUT I CALL Du A MOTHER HEN CAUSE THATS EXCATLY WHAT Du ARE!" Rica screamed. Rica and kowalska...
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News of the failure at Maltongrad hit Dr. Damion in a matter of hours. He sat in his chair, hiding his rage behind that wide, enigmatic smile, he then realized someone had to be punished, not just Darena, but also Daniel and Rico as well, and if so, maybe Johnston. "I need my assistants Daniel and Johnston here, as well as the prisoner," sagte Dr. Damion into his intercom calmly. Not too long after Daniel entered the room, waiting for Dr. Damion to respond. "Yes sir? Asked me to be here in your presence?" asked Daniel. "Indeed I have Daniel, where is Johnston and Darena? Don't tell me he took...
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"Well as all have sagte before, no refunds, no exchanges, no copies, only guaranteed success," sagte Telow, leading his troops out to a simulated battlefield. "What do Du mean sir?" asked Lilly. "I think he's trying to say Dr. Damion's troops are coming to Maltongrad," sagte Kowalski. "Wait, Maltongrad? Where is that?" asked Private. "I assume its a city in the Motherland," sagte Skipper. "Indeed she is, Maltongrad is our Sekunde largest city, if she goes under Damion's influence, there goes Moscow as well, as would the Eurussian Union," sagte Telow. "Do Du think it's too big to control at times?"...
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posted by 13thHunter
"Ah, that was a good breakfast" Hunter sagte while rubbing her stomach. She was walking in a thin ally way, she hoped up on a short Wand and sat down. Looking to her left she could see the Statue of Liberty, standing tall. Hunter looked out ,past the green lady, to the vast ocean that met with the blue sky. "There's something out there and I'm gonna find out what it is" she stated to herself.
"Pretty isn't it?" a deep voice sagte behind her.
"WHAT,GAH!? yelled as she fell off the Wand and onto her neck.
"Haha, your a clumsy one aren't you?" The voice said.
Hunter growled as she looked up a grey...
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posted by 13thHunter
The light beamed into the room and into Hunter's eyes. She woke up and rubbed the sleep from her eyes and grabbed her goggles that lay Weiter to her. She clenched them in her fist not bothering to put them on, walking into the Weiter room. She found on a cracked plate, on oben, nach oben of a fallen beam. Her family gathered around it with the few scraps on Essen on the plate, Cinder gestured Hunter over. She shook her head.
"I promised the guys I would have breakfast with them." she sagte in a tired voice.
"oh OK, bout don't stay out too long." Cinder told her daughter.
She left the abandond building and...
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posted by Blue_Vanilla
Anorexia
[ ] Du hate your body.
[x] Du have starved yourself. <almost everyday>
[ ] Du have low self esteem.
[ ] Du use laxatives.
[ ] Du need to be skinnier. <im already skinny>
[ ] People always say you're skinny, but Du think fat.
[x] People think Du are way too skinny.
[x] Du skip at least one meal a day.
[x] Du your calories oder check them constantly Von compulsion.
Total: 4

ADHD
[x] Du are hyper most of the time.
[x] Du barely pay attention to anything.
[x] Du cannot cooperate with people well.
[x] Du seem to never sit still.
[x] Du talk all the time.
[ ] Du need attention...
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posted by skipperfan5431
Lilly was on other side of her habitat, practicing her dance when Skipper poped up from a nearby shrub. The only thing is, she didn't NOTICE him. XD She just kept dancing. "O_O..wow." Skipper thought as Lilly perfected her routine, then she spun around and saw him watching her. "Oh. Hello.." She sagte sadly, looking around to see if Alex had heard. Skipper looked too. "Do Du really think Du have to listen to that guy? I mean, I get that he's your brother but..." Skipper caught the look on Lilly's face that made him shut up. "He's not just my brother. I owe my life to him...I realize that now.."...
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Lexii awoke Sunday morning. The zoo was closed so she could just lounge around all day. She wished she could enjoy it but she knew what she had to do. She had to tell Blowhole what she had decided. She carefully picked up her flower. She walked outside of the otter habitat slowly. She took one last look at her beautiful flower, and threw it into the water. It sparked a few times then breifly caught on fire. Lexii reached into the water and picked up the charred pieces. She sighed sadly. She threw the remains in the gras, grass and stood up. The Weiter thing she needed to do was confess to Skipper everything...
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posted by skipperfan5431
(This part may be short....im Schreiben it from my dsi.)

Lilly was out all night 'meeting' her neighbors. Dawn was now begining to break in the sky when a sudden flash of light came from the pinguin enclosure. "Well, Alex DID say not to meet the penguins.." Lilly tried to turn around and go home, but her legs were running in the opposite direction.
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-THE PENGUINS-
"Kowalski. Was it REALLY neccesary for Du to put a gyrostablizer on the coffee machine!?"a short pinguin asked, clening up the mess of coffee. Kowalski scratched his head. "Heh heh..no. Sorry Skipper."...
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