♪ Twilight - Bring me to Life

1.    Call him Eddy, all the time
2.    Give yourself a paper cut and make a point of Wird angezeigt him the blood, then put it in your mouth. Say, “Mmmm, Delicious! Want some?”
3.    Say “you don’t look that scary”
4.    Use vampire expression like “holy Dracula” and “good bye sweet Transylvania”
5.    Visualize yourself naked
6.    Ask him to help Du do something impossible (save the world, build an atomic clock, help Du with your calculus ect). When he has trouble...

His hands slid down my back."I Liebe Du Ness."Jake whispered."I Liebe Du too baby"I said.The Volturi were planning on coming tommorrow to reterieve me away.They were very upset over my slip up at school and claimed I was too dangerous to consume a normal life as a teenager.Jacob's body heat radiating like glowing sparks into my stone hard body.My hands russled hair as he pressed his lips to mine.I didn't have any experience in this kind of thing so I was clueless of what to do next.As if he read my mind he said,"It's ok baby.Just let me do the leading.Just relaxe."It was easy to give in to...

-Edward bought Bella a small silver phone. The kinds everybody has when there's an emergency. I wonder what's so special about the small silver phone.

Bella holds small sliver phone Von it's edge. Almost dropping it.

Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!

Edward: Silver is sexy. Would Du prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?

Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.

Edward: If Du haven't come to Forks then Du wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire...