Jacob: I Liebe her *pulls her arm*
Edward:but I Liebe her Mehr *pulls her arm harder*
Bella:ow that hurts ya know. *winces*
Edward and jacob: SHUT UP BITCH!
Bella:well ya know what If youz are gonnae be like this then a dinnae want tae be wae either ae ye so FUCK OFF!
Edward: I am soo sorry bella please forgive me... if yoo don't a wull go tae the volturi and ask to die.
Bella: I am gonnae klatschen, smack seven shades of shit out of Du Du sonovabitch- your dead Du hear me dead.
Jacob: bella wanna go have sex? Du are one fiiiiine peice of ass.
Bella yeah okay. *edward drops her arm like he has been tasered*...