INTRODUCTION FOR NON-HUMANS:
Hehe.Non-humans.
Four months later,
(Yes I skipped that much time,)
Courtney had not heard from Duncan for an entire week,(they tried to talk everyday,)and expected the worst....
HE WAS RELATED TO GEORGE BUSH!
(Kidding,kidding.)
Courtney had not been feeling well either,she got no sleep from the kicking baby,the throwing up and the pains.Although Courtney was supposed to be with her friends,but she had closed herself away in the bedroom,without any contact to the outside world.She had begun to get depressed due to the fact that Duncan was gone.
Courtney had still not gegeben birth,and she had learned the sex of the baby.
Let's just say,she wanted to surprise us all.
(Seriously,the Autor doesn't even know people.)
(I make this up as I go along.)
(Okay not really.....)
Courtney was only pregnant with one child,but the baby was big and she had to go into natural birth.
(Um,yeah!She was freaking out.)
The Tag Duncan was supposed to come back was a week before the due date,which was November Eleventh,Vetrans Day,
(And the author's b-day.)
(Yay.)
(I know you're all getting me presents.)
(Right?)
Courtney went to the place that the military bus stopped in the park,hoping to find Duncan,and to not wait around like a mindless idiot.
And here's how it went down.....

I waited twisting the ties on the back of my large maternity shirt.It was pretty,decorated with shimmering embroidery,beads and blume patterns.
Not to brag,but I made it.
I was hoping Duncan would get off the bus,and if he didn't,I knew what had happened.
He had died.
He had died and hadn't lived to see his child.
I tried not to cry at that thought.
I saw a rush of marines flood out thebus door,and I craned my neck over to look for Duncan.I did not see him,and as the crowd cleared away,I began to sob sadly.
My Duncan....my everything was gone?
Gone forever.
I then felt a set of firm,hard hands on my shoulders.
I immediatly turned around and punched.
"Oooh...have Du gotten stronger as I've been away princess?"
I looked up to see Duncan holding his hand over hs stomach in pain,but still nonetheless,smiling joyfully at me.
"DUNCAN!"
I ran into his arms and he held me closely,kissing my head.
I cried for some reason,and he just slowly rocked me back and forth.
"Don't cry princess.I'm here now,and I promise never to leave Du like this again."
I heard Duncans voice whisper.
I nodded my head in affirmation and agreement,my head buried in his chest.
Then he pulled my face to his,and we smiled at each other.
And we kissed.
His lips tasted exactly like I remebered,and the were always soft and tender.
We hadn't kissed....in so long....
We pulled back,and stared longingly at each other.
(For another KISS of course,but we resisted.)
"I told Du I would be okay!"
He suddenly mocked.
I rolled my eyes in fake anger,when I was really enjoying his rudeness.I was happy he was back.
"Here I am,alive and well!Okay,maybe not well,two bullets in the arm isn't that fun."
I noticed Duncan holding his hand over his right arm.I gasped in terror,my eyes wide.
"I.....shouldn't have told Du that.Now you'll freak out.Anyway.....I couldn't hardly get close to Du with that thing in the way!"
Duncan sagte obnoxiously pointing to my stomach.
We both laughed,and Duncan lovingly took my hand and walked back to the house.As we walked in quietly,he slowly kissed my face and lips.I smiled,and let him.
"So,will Du tell me the gender of the baby?"
He asked me curiously.
"Yeah....um I guess."
I held his hands and looked in his eyes.
"It's a girl Duncan.A mini princess,just like Du wanted."
Duncan was speechless,his eyes opened wide.
"A girl."
He quietly whispered.He put his arms around me,embracing me tightly.
"Princess.....and princess.That's perfect.That's....amazing Courtney.Wow."
Duncan whispered in my ear.
He slid his hand on my stomach.
"I felt a kick."
Duncan sagte laughing a little.
"Does it hurt you?"
He asked.
"No.It just annoys me.A lot."
I replied with a little chuckle.
"I Liebe you.I Liebe our girl."
Duncan told me Küssen me even more.
"Good.Because that's what you're getting."
I sagte somewhat madly.
Duncan looked at me wide eyed and confused.
I walked into the bedroom.
"Hey,I need to take a nap okay?It's been really,um,stressful."
I walked over to the bett and laid down.Duncan walked over and oulled the blankets back to lay Weiter to me.He pulled back strands of my hair and kissed my forhead.
"Do Du want me to get Du something?"
Duncan asked anxiously.
"Um....a hot,wet washcloth,this new cleansing tee I got which is in the cupboard,and a bag of Cheetos,Doritos,and Lays sauer, saure Cream and zwiebel chips.A really big bag if Du will."
I told him softly.
"Of course.I'll be back in a minute."
Duncan kissed my head once more,and walked out the door.I waited a few Minuten for him,and he ran back into the room excitedly.,handing me the bags that were bigger than my head.
"Thank Du baby."
I sagte graciously.
Duncan sat Weiter to me and kissed me obsessively as I scarfed down the chips like I had been starved for days.
I then set them to the side and Duncan laid down Weiter to me,holding my face to his chest.He put his hand on my back and kissed me repeatedly.
"Love you."
Duncan told me with a large smirk on his face.
"I Liebe Du too.I always will."
He kissed me,and all of my fears about the baby melted away for a minute,but only for a minute.
I was so scared.
So,so scared.
But at least with Duncan here,it would be better.
Wouldn't it?
My thoughts wrapped around me and I fell asleep in Duncan's arms.And surprisingly,he was with me when I woke up.He usually was up cooking something for breakfast.But this morning he hadn't left me,I woke up to him stroking my hair and stomach.
"Ahh....I have a baby....and a wife.What have I become?"
Duncan sagte laughing humorously.
"A baby girl...cute.Hopefully just like Courtney then."
I kept quiet and faked to be asleep,as Duncan kissed my stomach.How sweet of him.He kept Küssen me and Küssen me.
"Good morning Courtney."
Duncan sagte with a evil laugh.
How did he know?
"You've pulled that trick too many times.It's getting old."
Duncan sagte still Küssen and rubbing me obsessively.
"So....I can't remember....it was months ago....what did we pick out for a name?"
Duncan asked me trying to avoid me getting angry.
"Um......I really don't know either....can we just decide when she's born?"
I responded as Duncan looked surprised that I didn't know.
"Yeah,but about the last name.....you didn't take mine,so can the baby have it?"
Duncan asked hopefully.
"I don't know.....I'm pretty proud of my heritage...Could we just give little princess two last names?"
I asked hoping Duncan wouldn't be offended.
"Fine."
Duncan replied with an angry sigh.
"Babe Du know how I feel about it,that I think it's sexist,and-"
Duncan got up and walked away before I could finish.I saw him take out a pan to make breakfast.
I walked out and apologized.
"I'm sorry baby Du know I-"
"It's fine.I don't care."
Duncan sagte angrily.
"I know Du do.And I'm sorry,I just think that since the woman has to carry the baby that sh should-"
I stopped when I saw Duncan put up his fingers and counted down from to ten with them.
I backed away,feeling guilty.Out of the corner of my eye,I saw him finish counting,and he responded casually;
"It's not my fault that the laws of nature don't allow men to carry children.The men-"
He cut off for a second,punching the ofen to release his anger.
"The men,should give the children their last name because the earned it after putting up with all of the CRAP!"
Duncan cut off again punching the counter this time,as I watched him on the couch.
"That the women give them."
He finished growling.
"You didn't even put up with half of it Duncan!You left me all alone for five months!"
Duncan did not turn around to face me.He simply took a messer out of his pocket and stabbed it into the wall.
I ran as fast as I could into our bedroom.

WOW....WHAT IS UP WITH HIS ANGER PROBLEMS?
WE'LL FIND OUT WON'T WE?
WILL HE HURT HER?
WILL SHE HURT HIM?
LET US SEE IF CHEETOS TAKE OVER UNICORN LAND!
Bye-bye fishy friends.