Oh, it looks so yummy!
For it looks so yummy in my tummy!

Du have probably heard these words,
For Du know what that feeling is,
For it is called hunger.
I am hunger to the extreme;
I am one of the Seven Deadly Sins.

I make Du hungry,
And yet not only hungry,
But famished to insanity.

Hunger is such
A short word for what I do
To you,
For in fact,
It is an understatement
Of what I do to you.

I make Du so greedy
When Du eat at the dinnertable
That Du eat everything in plain sight.
Du eat Mehr than Du can take,
Just like some of the Israelites did
When they wandered for forty years in the desert
In the Book of Numbers.

I am the reason why
Du have a sweet tooth,
Eating Dessert after dessert,
Eating Schokolade bars,
And chocolate-chip cookies,
And Reese's erdnuss butter cups Von the dozens,
And 100 tons of erdnuss butter cookie dough,
And 300 lbs. of sugar cookies,
And 70 lbs. of cake,
And Milky Way Süßigkeiten bars,
Along with the 3 Musketeers,
Along with Twix and Snickers and Baby Ruth,
And Payday, as well,
And Starburst,
And Airheads,
And pies after pies,
And long johns,
And pastries,
And danishes, too.
I make Du eat cinammon rolls,
And Swiss rolls,
As well,
And ecclaires,
And whatever Dessert there is.

I am the reason Du gain weight,
For Du eat starches,
And candies,
And oily foods,
And pop-tarts for breakfast,
And pop and soda,
All at the same time.

I am amused at how
Du are able to gain so much weight.
I am also amused with your high cholesterol,
Which will eventually lead to arteriosclerosis,
And I will be amused to see Du get a herz attack, as well.

I am one of your instincts,
So do not fall for me,
oder Du will be cursed
For the rest of eternity.