....Well this is awkward
The two good faries had already gegeben Aurora her gifts of Beauty and Song, but Merryweather still had hers to give. Merryweather was just about to give her gift, but then, out of no where, the evil and diabolical....wait where is she? "Cut. Where's Maleficent? We can't do this film without her, she is the only interesting character in this story *not my view, not my view, not my view*. Okay, change in plans, Merryweather give your gift now, andddd action." Merryweather then sprinkled her magic and sagte her words that kept everyone on the edge of their seats. "Well, I give Aurora the power to....be strong and invincible!" And with that everyone began to clap and celebrate as Aurora stayed bunched up in her blankets. Minuten later, Aurora's mother decided to check on her beauty baby gir-wait why was there a rock in Aurora's carriage? Aurora's mother began to panic, but soon the rock began to sing and it was the most beautiful thing she had ever heard. Then Queen Leah took a Sekunde look at that rock, it sure was beautiful, the most beautiful rock she had ever seen. The rock had all the right moves in all the right places and curves that would make the boys faint. Surely this rock wasn't her daughter, but then she remember Merryweather wished for her to be strong and invincible, two characteristics of rocks.... Queen Leah knew this rock was her daughter, and she decided she would raise it into a beautiful young boulder.
15 Years Later
"Mom can I go take a walk?" Aurora asked her mother. "Well, I guess...but be careful! Last time someone almost threw Du in a pond." Aurora rolled outside and began to sing her song that she had sang so many times before, "I wonder, I wonder, if I keep on rolling I'll roll into a human's body," but this time was different, this time, as she rolled down the hügel at an uncontrollable speed she began to transform into a human. "Oh this is wonderful!" She got up and looked at her reflection in the water and was appalled! Her neck was .5 inches too long. With that she decided she was too ugly and decided to drown herself in the pool. The end! *Don't worry, she ended up becoming a mermaid, only to be killed 5 days later Von Ariel because Ariel was jealous of Aurora's pointy chin which could easily slice fisch to eat*
But rocks are so last century!
Credit to rzenteno for this wonderful image!
Last time I wrote this Liste Merida - Legende der Highlands and Frozen hadn't been released so now I'll write this Liste with them included, hope you'll like it
12. Pocahontas
This scene is amazing to look at, no wonder many people loves this ending, but why is it then last on my list? While it's an amazing scene to look at it isn't a happy ending, normally I don't mind it, but Disney is known for making happy endings so honestly if this movie was made Von another company and was live action I probably would Liebe the ending more
11. Mulan
This ending starts off great with Mulan reuniting with her father and Shang...
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12. Pocahontas
This scene is amazing to look at, no wonder many people loves this ending, but why is it then last on my list? While it's an amazing scene to look at it isn't a happy ending, normally I don't mind it, but Disney is known for making happy endings so honestly if this movie was made Von another company and was live action I probably would Liebe the ending more
11. Mulan
This ending starts off great with Mulan reuniting with her father and Shang...
What if all of the Disney Princesses were American and lived in American cities? Which ones would they choose to live in? (*Note, I comprised this Liste of where they would want to live as a free choosing adult, not where they would have been born and raised. That is another list.)
Snow White: Phoenix, Arizona
Because there is a large elderly population there so Snow could help them like she did the dwarves. She is also a conservative princess that I think would enjoy living out under the stars in a Mehr traditional place.
Cinderella: Minneapolis-St.Paul, Minnesota
Because it is a city rich...
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Snow White: Phoenix, Arizona
Because there is a large elderly population there so Snow could help them like she did the dwarves. She is also a conservative princess that I think would enjoy living out under the stars in a Mehr traditional place.
Cinderella: Minneapolis-St.Paul, Minnesota
Because it is a city rich...
What if all of the Disney Princesses were from American cities? Which ones would they be from? (*Note, I comprised this Liste of where they would be born and raised from not where they would be most suited as a free choosing adult. That is another list.)
Snow White: Portland, Oregon
Because it has a very friendly and comfortable environment. Snow was very naïve and very trusting, it would make sense if she grew up in a safe, sicher place like this.
Cinderella: Dallas, Texas
Because it is very conservative and traditional. There are Mehr gender roles so it would make Mehr sense why Aschenputtel took...
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Snow White: Portland, Oregon
Because it has a very friendly and comfortable environment. Snow was very naïve and very trusting, it would make sense if she grew up in a safe, sicher place like this.
Cinderella: Dallas, Texas
Because it is very conservative and traditional. There are Mehr gender roles so it would make Mehr sense why Aschenputtel took...
