nuttymadam3575 admits: Twilight sucks

I would like to note that anne reis wrote the entire series before Meyer in case any idea's that anne stahl, stola it from stephanie __________________________________________________



1. The character louis thinks he deserves to be in hell....hmmmm sound familar to another vampire?Edward perhaps

2.Animal Blood can be drank Von Vampire but they prefer human blood in Interview with a Vampire AND Twilight soon followed this way

3. The Vampire skin dazzles humans apparently....Which is a lot like the sparkling skin that the cullens posess

4. There are immortal children in both of the books. The unnamed children...

*I'm sorry if I offended anyone on this spot, I just did this to be funny, not mean..same with my Twilight fangirl article*

1) If Du know a girl who despises Twilight and is crazy about hating it, send them a box with a poster of Edward with the words "My Dream Guy" on the poster
2) Tell a Twilight hater that Ron Weasley is Emmett's b***h
3) Tell them that REAL men sparkle
4) When a group of Twilight haters are surrounding you, stand in the middle of the group and shout out "I'M A CULLEN, EVERYONE!" then sing "I am a vampire" Von Antsy Pantsy
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5) Write a letter to President Obama convincing him...

Yeah, I know all the uber-fans are saying "Well, why didn't Du see it sooner?" and all the antis are saying "The world DOESN'T need Twilight!"But I ask that Du listen to what I have to say, anyway.

As strange as it seems, the world actually needs Twilight. It does some good things for us. I am mostly an anti, so it took all my prainpower to come up with these reasons, but here they are, and the Mehr I think on it, the Mehr I realize they're true.

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10. It teaches us new words.
I know alot of Du are rolling your eyes. Yes, I know what has been sagte about the "Thesaurus Rape" problem, but...

I felt like Schreiben this Artikel after Lesen a fellow ex-CAT member's Artikel on Twilight haters. I also had a 'talk' with another ex-CAT member.

"4) Twi-haters, this isn’t a hater oder anti spot. Don’t abuse it. Do not make personal attacks against Stephenie Meyer oder her fans, and don’t throw nasty oder immature insults at Twilight. This is supposed to be “Critical Analysis of Twilight”, not “Mindless Bashing of Twilight”."
~Dearheart link

"And Twi-haters – it’s okay to poke Twilight and be deliciously witty and sarcastic...but don’t get nasty. There is a fine line between...

In my opinion Bella cannot do anything but whinge I have got here a direct quote from SM's Eclipse,
"Whenever I talked about jacob, His tawny eyes seemed to get a little bit darker my voice turned pleading in response."
Translation: Pleading = whiny
When Edward Leaves in new moon she goes into a "deep depression" I.e is so hung up on Edward that when he leaves she practically goes insane, and yet she still does not place the blame firmly where it belongs at Jasper Hales gaddamned door and he was all like Hey are we cool? I would have been like No way get away from me Du freak Du tried to kill...

The Harry Potter vs Twilight war is a huge phenomenon in the literary world. We have Artikel floating around in the Internet (even in CAT) where both camps vehemently defend their fandoms. I am a huge Harry Potter fan, but today, I am not going to take sides. How it started, and how it evolved in a full-scale clash between Fans of both series is something I would cover in this article.

It started off with a few websites claiming Twilight is the new Harry Potter. Harry Potter fans, of course, would not take it sitting down, and they wrote Artikel with reasons why Harry Potter is better than...

We have a discussion on the Foren here about noteworthy things in twilight. I picked Angela, and now I realize that Jessica is noteworthy, too.


We'll start with Jessica!Hate. Besides Lauren, Jessica is probably the most hated human friend that Bella has. Reasons Twilighters give for this are 'Jessica is a brat', 'she ignores her in book two', 'she's too hyper', and 'i just don't like her'. Some of those are just ridiculous. 'Jessica is a brat'. How? How is Jessica a brat? Answer: She isn't. 'she ignores bella in book two' I'll elaborate on this one later, because it's pretty big. 'shes...

Well, I'm a Twilight fan, but I like to be critical of the series anyways. But recently, I discovered that a lot of the Twi-hater fanbase (or hatebase?) has been consisted of mostly people who have only seen the movies, and I instantly saw how there were so many Twi-haters.

Let me just start off Von saying that the movie sucks a**, and I'm being NICE! The Schauspielen is terrible, they cut out about half the book and completely interpreted the book in all the wrong ways, the script sounded like it had been written Von a five Jahr old, and the actors portrayed the characters so poorly, I almost became...

If Du have ever doubted the insanity of the C.A.T. Kittens, this will cease your doubts. I think it got long enough to be put into Artikel Forum thread. This makes absolutely no sense, does have swearwords, includes lots exremely odd things, and is kind of innapropriate. You've been warned.

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One Tag Bella fell over while being chased Von Steve the Spider, while Edward and Jacob were kissing. Pausing every once in a while to get a dazzling breath when Alice walked in on them and sagte - "Edward, what are Du doing? Du know Bella is over there. Wait...you're GAY?"

"Yes, but don't tell Bella...

Is it just me oder is SM into brainwashing? She has systamatically taken over the world with her books. Weiter she will be Americas first ever hem hem SPARKLY PRESIDENT (no offence Barrack Du rock) and twi hardiness has been taken to a whole knew level people religions such as CULLENISM yes Du guys heard me cul-llen-ism.
Here is the cullenism 10 'commandments'

1.thou shalt wear Gold contact lenses-even to sleep!
2. thou shalt only drink cherryade oder cranberry saft (bassically its gotta be red)
3. thou shalt not take the lords name in vain (robert pattinson) cept when Du are screaming it at his...

I gepostet this a couple other spots, but I would really like to know anti-twilight/neutral Fans opinions. I sort of ranted on the subject, but I think my intent is pretty clear. I'd Liebe to read Kommentare if Du have any, oder Du can just skip this Artikel :)

This is sort of an informal rant/observation.

We all know that New Moon is about tragedy and the loss of Liebe and the aftermath. Edward left Bella. But why did he leave her?

Since New Moon is being adapted into a feature length film, I've been seeing alot of Fragen and accusations reguarding Edward's absense.

Examples:
- Jacob's better...