Critical Analysis of Twilight Article: IS SM into brain-washing?

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posted by kayleebabee

Is it just me oder is SM into brainwashing? She has systamatically taken over the world with her books. Weiter she will be Americas first ever hem hem SPARKLY PRESIDENT (no offence Barrack Du rock) and twi hardiness has been taken to a whole knew level people religions such as CULLENISM yes Du guys heard me cul-llen-ism.
Here is the cullenism 10 'commandments'

1.thou shalt wear Gold contact lenses-even to sleep!
2. thou shalt only drink cherryade oder cranberry saft (bassically its gotta be red)
3. thou shalt not take the lords name in vain (robert pattinson) cept when Du are screaming it at his public appearances and in the middle of the night when Du are asleep.
4.thou shalt only eat with forks (as in.. well Du all know what it symbolises.. hopefully) even suppe good luck with that.
5.thou shalt be commited to a mental hospital
6. thou shalt be a spinster forever
7.thou shalt not go to bett without Lesen a chapter of one of our bibles
8.thou shalt be scary
9.thou shalt drink 8 galleons of water every Tag because of yuour drooling over robert pattinson
10.thou shalt KISS all of your twilight merchandise 300000000000000000001 times a day.

(5-10 are my own lolage)

I mean I used to be a twihard but not anymore as that is crosssing the line from sanity to insanity in a huge leap!
I mean soon there will be churches preaching the huge sack of dog vomit and they will sing hymns about how sexy and great the cullens are and they will have four bibles twilight,new moon, eclipse and Barfing dawn (sorry meant breaking dawn!)
Du know the painted glass with pics of Jesus and god and all holy people that Du get in churches well in the twi-church It will be the cullens and mebbe Jacob.
Iknow this sounds scary but it is true some twifans have Lost what little dignity and brain cells they had left in their bodies Von soing Cullenism!
but since this is turning into a book I'll leave it at that.
If Du agree with me Please say why in Kommentare and if Du dont please say whay in comments
thank Du

Phoebe_Gabriel, mispulka and 7 others like this

Mrs-Grint Hahaha! Yeah that could actually happen since there is a sort-of Star Wars cult religion. Where the followers actually where Jedi knight uniform things.. -CoughHOWSADCough- Oh my god. What if they do? Propably all Harry Potter fans will be rounded up to concentration camps... IT'S WORLD WAR THREE!!! Better start writing my diary now... if you don't know who Anne Frank is you WILL NOT get that....

kayleebabee Yes I do know who anne frank is lolage x and mebe twihards will run about in pure white makeup and glitter !!!! get ready to do battle lolage

Dearheart LOL, actually I agree. Barack Obama is definitely the "Twilight" of all the presidents, IMO. (But that's a WHOLE other tangent that I might make a soapbox about later and PLEASE DON'T BITE MY HEAD OFF FOR COMPARING OBAMA TO TWILIGHT!) *shields head* Ahem...ANYWAY, personally I don't think Stephenie Meyer [i]meant[/i] to brainwash people with Twilight, but brainwashing has happened, nonetheless. What's scary is that when I first started reading the book, even when I'd been warned about it, I could literally [i]feel[/i] myself being sucked into it for a few seconds (if that makes any sense, lol). It's like my brain got switched off or something...but when I shook my head and reread it, my common sense and inner writer starting screaming "This is SO bad in SO many ways!" I've heard it said by other people that it's like the pages are laced with crack (metaphorically speaking, lol). And they are RIGHT. *shudders* As for the "Cullenism"...I think it's probably more for fun than anything else, but if they're serious...that is pretty sad.

kayleebabee yes but you can stop shielding your head now dear heart lolage

Dearheart Haha, okay. *un-shields head* Oy, politics... =P

renrae "Where the followers actually where Jedi knight uniform things.. -CoughHOWSADCough-" Come on, it's freaking awesome. Insult the Jedis, you will not.

kayleebabee umm guys is anyone else scared of edward cullen fanatics? ...Cause i think theres one in my closet!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

spellpatronus Stephanie Meyer ruined the world.

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The Twilight Saga: The Plot Holes That Never Were

posted by cassie-1-2-3

I’ve read many lists pointing out Twilight “Plot Holes”, but Mehr often than not, the lists aren’t very valid at all. Half of them are usually just complaints, pointing out something they don’t like about Twilight (Example:” Why would Vampire go to high school?”, oder “Why does Bella have so many friends?”). The rest are just factually incorrect, oder can be logically theorized. These are usually followed Von “Stephenie Meyer obviously ditched history class”, oder “Hasn’t Stephenie ever heard of logic?”, oder my personal favorite, “I would know, I had a lesson about it...

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Hitler Was Not Dazzled Von Breaking Dawn

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Contains strong language. It's not an anti video if Du don't mind the lulz.

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Bis(s) zum Ende der Nacht

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Edward Body kissen

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12 Ways to Annoy Crazed Obsessive Twilight Fangirls

posted by sapherequeen

*Most I made up, a few I admit I saw on a video but I stated these ways in my own words so it is therefore not plagiarism*

1) Tell a fangirl that you'll send her a T-shirt with rare pictures of Edward Cullen on the front and back in two days, make sure she gets extremely excited. When the two days go by, send her a T-shirt with pics of Hagrid from Harry Potter instead.
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2) Tell the fangirls that all gay men sparkle.
3) Tell the fangirls that the Quielete Werwölfe have major anger management issues if they turn into beasts when they got irritable...
4) Ask them for their Twilight merchandise,...

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10 Reasons No Sane Person Would datum Edward Cullen (watch Supernatural instead)

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Why we Antis Liebe our Pro spot members

posted by Mermaid-Tail

I think this spot and the majority of it's members have worked to ensure that when we talk about things we dislike about the series it's things we feel strongly about oder have an actual point to make, not just mindless hating and that when we poke fun we try to keep an eye on the line between fun mockery and plain rudeness, even though that line can be debatable oder hard to see. Still, there are some cases when I can see Fans feeling left out, singled out oder wanting out completely, and I don't like that. Part of the problem is something us antis can't really help with, which is that not many...

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Dexter morgan meets Bella and Edward

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Bella schwan as a heroine should be illegal

posted by bendaimmortal

I'm just sayin' Bella is one of the worst role Models ever when it comes to love, sex and life choices and should not have allowed to be published in any shape oder form. I mean, when she's made the heroine of the story and marketted at teenage girls.

1. She's obsessively in Liebe with a control freak stalker.

Unfortunately it seems the vast majority of the Twilight fangirls are too with the very same freak.

2. She wants him so bad that she'll abandone everyone else she loves so that she could be with him. Even when it means she'll practically have to become a blood-drinking corpse.

(The movie 'Eclipse'...

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Twilight Vs. Harry Potter: A Breakdown

posted by shieldmaiden

Credit: Very Demotivational

I felt a compelling need to write this Artikel because recently I have found myself Mehr constantly thrust into situations and debates where I have to defend the Harry Potter fandom against the Twilight fandom, which I despise so much. My best friend and her family are actually major pro-Twilight fans. This past evening made me realize that there are so many reasons why Harry Potter is much Mehr awesome than Twilight, and its not just the obvious ones either. Thus, I give Du all the evidence Du will ever need to successfully pwn a Twilight Fan trying to bring your fandom down.

Obvious Reasons...

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Are the accusations of Meyer 'stealing' plot ideas fair?

posted by Mermaid-Tail

OMG she totally stahl, stola that apfel, apple from Adam and Eve!!!

OMG she totally stole that apple from Adam and Eve!!!

The people on this spot who know me will be aware I'm an anti, but I think a part of using this spot fairly means me not only talking when I have something against Twilight, but also fessing up when I don't think Meyer/the books/actros/etc are in the wrong. I've heard a lot about how many of Meyer's plot points are too similar to those in other vampire/fantasy stories. Well, that's never the way it's put. It's usually closer to "she totally ripped off _____. That's a stolen idea!" and I wanted to talk about why I actually disagree with most of those accusations. I say 'most of' and not 'all...

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Rob Antwort the Frage 'Who is better for Bella?'

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1:57-2:44 Have I sagte how much I Liebe this man?

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Twilight VS. Vampire

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Various Twilight stuff

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Vampire don't...

posted by Dragonsphere

Twilight vamps&other people;

Don't have fangs,
sparke in sunshine,
live on animal blood and call themselves veggies,
don't have a lumpy face,
live in really rich mansions(?),
don't have souls but are completely lame like rehabilitated drug-users(that never took drugs),
Can't be staked
Are looked (from the fangirls view)upon as superior beings that don't hurt anyone and call themselves dangerous
Stalk young girls only to seem romantic
Fall inlove with small children and beg to be their lover while they are like 16(just 12)
Don't belong in sassy teenage crap that is pure drama

They arenot vampires...

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Too furious for words... *Sorry, this is just a Zufällig rant*

posted by sapherequeen

Ok, so I visited a fanclub not too long Vor and I noticed this one Frage I asked; "If Bella killed Renesmee, would Edward forgive her?" oder something like that.

I looked at the comments, and at first they were fine. But then as they progressed to the Mehr Kürzlich ones, I had one girl saying what a stupid Frage to ask, and some other crackhead telling me to go f**k myself.

Being my highly emotional self, I was irked to no end and I responded to these comments.

I'm trying to find a way to just Löschen this question, because I gepostet it a Jahr Vor and don't even recall the reasons why it was...

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What's so great about Robert Pattinson!?

posted by AliceHaleCullen

Right ok, so there's all this hype surrounding Rob Mehr so than any of the other cast from Twilight. But why?

It's not because he's the hottest. Because, well he just isn't. He was voted 'sexiest man alive' in numerous magazines such as heat and glamour. My personal favourite from the Twilight film is Peter Facinelli. I met him in July and he is the most geniune actor I have heard of. He has time for his fans, something which Rob doesn't.

Then again Rob does gets chased Von crazed Fan girls, so yeah valid excuse. But say if Peter played Edward, everyone would be all over him just because of the...

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An Artikel from a Twilight Fan

posted by laureng114

First off, I would like to say that I have absolutely no problem with the C.A.T. spot and have just joined myself. If anything, I think that this spot is a good idea and is definitely NOT an anti-spot. The point of this Artikel is to explain the point of view of a Twilight Fan that does not just like the series because Edward Cullen is SO HOTTT <333, Vampire are AwEsOmE, etc. etc.

Let me start off Von saying that I am SICK of uneducated Twilight Fans making the rest of us look like a bunch of air-heads. Von uneducated I mean Fans that scream their heads off whenever they see a picture of Robert...

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From books-to-movies...

posted by Imyselfandme

Many people bash beliebt Filme because "It didn't measure up in the exact way they thought it would.

STOP PEOPLE!!! Stop your too Critical Analysis sometimes.Stop your phony rebukes.Just STOP!!!

And accept Filme the way they come.

As a one time Autor of a book called Elfin Magic (become a Fan of it:link)

I think i can speak for all(or at least most)authors when I say It's FINE!!! If someone offers Du a direct line to the Filme and the Autor refuses because the director says some plans that differentiate from the book and someone refuses then they are just stupid!!!

Miner changes and summarizing...

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(Bella) Du Belong with me Jacob Black Remix with lyrics

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Haaa xD

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