Weihnachten is a wonderful time of the year, all the presents, decorations, etc. Remember, though, Weihnachten can also be hectic and stressful. Here's just a few tips on how to survive the Weihnachten season.
1. Telling your mother that she has enough ornaments only gives her an excuse to buy more.
2. If Du are dragged to a neighbor's house for a Weihnachten party, don't drink the eierlikör if Du plan to stay sober. Don't be like my uncle. That "spicy, different taste" is called rum.
3. If your grandmother is cooking Weihnachten dinner, and she has a terrible memory, don't count on her to take out the roast beef on time. Bring your own timer.
4. If you're not sure what to give your family for Christmas, get a gift card for their Favorit restaurants oder stores, and wickeln, wickeln sie it up. Don't be like my aunt who gave me and my sister hideous outfits for Christmas.
5. Don't eat Santa's kekse, cookies until your younger siblings are asleep. Otherwise, your younger siblings will never trust Du again.
6. When Du stop believing in Santa, don't ruin it for your younger siblings.
7. Hunde and inflatable decorations don't mix.
8. If Du are going to a relative's house for Christmas, do not bring your luggage through the küche while he/she is trying to cook. GO THROUGH ANOTHER ENTRANCE!
9. If Du want to bring your Hunde to someone else's house on Christmas, and he/she is fine with it, that's absolutely fine. However, as long as Essen will be laying around, PUT THE Hunde IN THEIR CRATES, oder PUT THEM OUTSIDE! IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
1. Telling your mother that she has enough ornaments only gives her an excuse to buy more.
2. If Du are dragged to a neighbor's house for a Weihnachten party, don't drink the eierlikör if Du plan to stay sober. Don't be like my uncle. That "spicy, different taste" is called rum.
3. If your grandmother is cooking Weihnachten dinner, and she has a terrible memory, don't count on her to take out the roast beef on time. Bring your own timer.
4. If you're not sure what to give your family for Christmas, get a gift card for their Favorit restaurants oder stores, and wickeln, wickeln sie it up. Don't be like my aunt who gave me and my sister hideous outfits for Christmas.
5. Don't eat Santa's kekse, cookies until your younger siblings are asleep. Otherwise, your younger siblings will never trust Du again.
6. When Du stop believing in Santa, don't ruin it for your younger siblings.
7. Hunde and inflatable decorations don't mix.
8. If Du are going to a relative's house for Christmas, do not bring your luggage through the küche while he/she is trying to cook. GO THROUGH ANOTHER ENTRANCE!
9. If Du want to bring your Hunde to someone else's house on Christmas, and he/she is fine with it, that's absolutely fine. However, as long as Essen will be laying around, PUT THE Hunde IN THEIR CRATES, oder PUT THEM OUTSIDE! IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!