Alucard Zitate (real version)

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Windwakerguy430 Hey, what the fuck!? This isn't the abridged XD

Canada24 Yep.. It's the real one

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oben, nach oben ten most badass bands. (that isn't Metallica, Korn)

posted by Canada24

#1: DISTURBED:
If Korn is too hardcore for you. But Du like that kinda spooky music. Then pick these guys.
But I warn you. Once Du start, Du never stop xD

#2: AVENGED SEVENFOLD:
Next to Metallica, this is the band of my childhood (as is Disturbed). The first I heard of heavy metal, and they never get old..

#3: ACDC:
I recently heard a song ROCK oder BUST and it's my new favorite.
But either way, I Liebe ALL their songs. Even the crappy ones..

#4: MUSE:
I recently heard a song Stolkholm Symdrome, and now I use it as my work out music.
I'm yet to ever find a BAD song Von them..

#5: SCORPIONS:
There's...

Preformances that should of won an award.. But in fact went completely underrated

posted by Canada24

#1: SULLIVAN STAPLETON - 300:
He wasn't Gerald Butler, but he was still badass in his OWN way.. To bad nobody but me actually likes this movie..

#2: LIAM NEEISON - TAKEN:
I wouldn't call this UNDERRATED. Everyone loved him in this.. But he still somehow went without winning anything..

#3: SAM ROCKWELL - GREEN MILE:
This guy did an amazing job as a crazy maniac.
In fact, most of us where TERRIFIED of him..

#4: RYAN JOHNSON - GTA 4 & 5:
Patrick "Packie" McReary..

#5: MOTI MARGOLIN - GTA 4:
Dimitri..

oben, nach oben ten Three Days Grace songs

posted by Canada24

Three Days Grace is a small band that formed near my Home town.. So Du can understand why I like them..

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#1: ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME:
This song is amazing, it is the first I have heard of this bend and I Liebe it, awesome lyrics, music. it is really one of the best I know..

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#2: I AM MACHINE:
A good head banger is enough to excuse the fact it's NOT the original singer anymore..

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#3: RIOT:
I Liebe it. I...

oben, nach oben 5 Greatest Metallica songs.. (from oben, nach oben of my head, at least)

posted by Canada24

#1: WHOM THE glocke TOLLS:

Make his fight on the hill, in the early day!
Constant chill deep inside!
Shouting gun!
On they run, through the endless grey!
On they fight, for they're right, yes, but who's to say?
For a hill, men would kill, why? They do not know.
Stiffened wounds test their pride!
Men of five, still alive, through the raging glow!
Gone insane from the pain that they surely know!

For whom the glocke tolls!
Time marches on! (on).
For whom the glocke tolls!

Take a look to the sky, just before Du die.
It's the last time he will!
Blackened roar, massive roar, fills the crumbling sky!
Shattered goal fills...

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Iron Maiden -The Number of the Beast ⊱(Lyrics)⊰

posted by Dreamtime

Woe to you, oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the beast with wrath,
Because he knows the time is short...
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast
For it is a human number,
Its number is Six hundred and sixty six."

✪ ✪ ✪ ✪ ✪

I left alone, my mind was blank.

I needed time to think, to get the memories from my mind.

What did I see?
....

Can I believe that what I saw that night was real and not just fantasy.

Just what I saw in my old dreams

Were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me?

✪ ✪ ✪ ✪ ✪

'Cause in my dreams it's always there

The evil face that...

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The lyrics for.. POETS OF THE FALL - THE HAPPY SONG.. (it's very repeative, but in a good way).

posted by Canada24

(cause really I'm a psy-cho)

(laghter)
You know I am a psycho
I told Du I'm a psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho

You know I'm a psycho
I told Du I'm a psycho
Really... I'm a psycho
hawhawhawhaw!

(I told ya'... I told ya')

Really I'm a psycho
You know I am a psycho (why why why why)
I told Du I'm a psycho
Really I'm a psycho

YOU KNEW THAT I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD Du I'M A PSYCHO!
CAUSE REALLY I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD Du I'M A PSYCHO! PSYCHO! PYSCHO!

YOU KNEW THAT I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD Du I'M A PSYCHO!
CAUSE REALLY I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD Du I'M A PSYCHO! PSYCHO! PYSCHO!
YEAAH!!

A violent schizophrenia, you...

Full verison of my pony Mov story... Been a while sense I showed it.... warning: MATURE LANGUAGE

posted by Canada24

My main reason for making this, is the excuse of using pony Mov Spike (or as I call him "Dragonowitiz") as the main person. I just Liebe everything about him, and he's my main reason for watching pony Mov.
I'm also excited about using the version of Fluttershy (or "SHYDALE" as I call her in the pony mov version). Even though her role is a lot smaller.
Pony mov regenbogen ("SWAGDASH" as I call her) will also have an enjoyable prefermance.. A bit of a breakout character towards this story..
Anyway. Here we go..

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Our story begins near the end...

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Best of spoof Shane: (his humor comes from his unnaturally short temper).

posted by Canada24

Citizen: Yo? what the fuck!?
Shene: OPEN FIRE!! (they all begin shooting)

Shane: Von the way. If Du die oder fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife.

Shane: Enough is ENOUGH!.. Enough of this!.. Enough sitting around masterbating!
Daryl: Just that ONE time!
Shane: NOUGH! Risking our lives, over a little girl who's GONE! Enough! Living Weiter to scheune with things that want to kill us!.. I mean. It might just be the alcohol talking bu-
Daryl: This place has alcohol!?
Shane: ENOUTH! Interrupting me all the time!
Daryl: Whatever.
Shane: ow! If Du wanna live!? Du wanna SURVIVE!? Du gotta FIGHT FOR...

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I'm returning to my WALKING DEAD SPOOFS... In spirit to it, here's BEST OF RICK GRIMES:

posted by Canada24

RICK: (first time seeing zombie) My god.. SHE'S SO DRUNK!

Rick: All I remember is that I was in a police uniform. Du know what that means..?
Morgan: Your a cop?
Rick: Actually. I was gonna say, stripper. But sure, that two.

Rick: (nearly hit Von a large wrench) Wow... That was fantastic aim!

Morgan: I don't feel comfortable about wearing a police uniform.. In fact... I'm giving this uniform to the first guy I see.
Rick: (takes it) Funny, that's exactly how I became a cop in the first place.

RICK: Von Morgan, hope Du never try to kill me in the future.

RICK: (to Merle while chaining him to pipe) I'm...

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Master Sword and Saten twist adventures BEST OF's part 3: ... (Derpy & AppleJack)

posted by Canada24

DERPY HOOVES/SWORD:

Derpy: I live with my alcoholic cousin.. I've seen worse.

Derpy: *bucks enamy in the throat, and throws him against the wall* I'm sorry. Did that hurt?

Derpy: (laughs) Worst, bedtime, story, ever!

Derpy: I'm bored.. Wanna open the window and scream hurtful Kommentare towards on going people for no reason?

Game Zeigen host: Name something, that excits you?
Derpy: OHHH!! EATING A PEBBLE!!

Derpy: Cause I don't get killed Von the first boss.

Derpy: Well.. People always say I have pretty eyes.. But still. There not suppose to be like this. I.. I had an accident. Jumped to hard on my bed....

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Poor Squidward :(

posted by Canada24

"Why is it when ever 'I' have fun.. It's wrong?" - Squidward..

Although he is now Mehr of a jerk, it is not all his fault.

His annoyance with Spongebob and Patrick grew larger and larger with each season. But in his defense. Spongebob and Patrick's stupidity increased Mehr and Mehr with each season, and they always break into his house when he's trying to enjoy alone time..

Mr. Krabs also blackmails him to work and barely pays him anything.

Whenever he tries to make any piece of art, he gets turned down for something far less well designed.

Though Squidward DOSE do bad things, he usually gets...

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Hellsing 9 & 10

posted by Canada24

Well..

We're finally done this show.

All in all.
I give it 8/10..

POSSITIVES:
* Satisfying battles
* Often unpredictable
* Has lots of "deep" means behind it..

NEGATIVES:
* Bizzare Japenesse comedy scenes, that makes them look like some sort of comic book..
* strange Oprah Musik at times
* Alexander betrayed his own humanity, and Lost my respect
* It's downright confusing sometimes
* It often feels longer than it is..

Anyway..

I don't really have anything to say about the episodes themselves.

Thir defiantly intense.

Though, I guess I have something to say about Major's death.

I have to admit.
I actually...

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oben, nach oben 5 South Park songs..

posted by Canada24

#5: A LONLY JEW ON CHRISTMAS:
Good song.
Shitty episode..

#4: CARTMAN/POKERFACE:
Makes me laugh every time..

#3: MAKE Liebe EVEN WHEN I'M DEAD:
Clearly a parody of Triller my M. Jackson..
And considering that's my Favorit song Von him (and I don't have to many). I can't help but add it..

#2: KYLES MOM IS A BITCH:
It's funny how catchy it actually is.
Guess that's why I like it..

#1: LITTLE BOY YOUR GOING TO HELL:
I don't know how on earth they got James Hetfield in South Park.
But who cares!
It's James-friggin-Herfield!.
And I Liebe how he just comes in, with the big "NOO!" it's both funny and badass at the sme time :D"..

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My thoughts of Hellsing Episode 2

posted by Canada24

Now. THIS is Mehr like it :)

This episode was fuckin awesome.

As I originally expected. Jan Valentine is truely a enjoyment to watch.
He's friggin nuts.
But that's what I Liebe about him.

I would Liebe to go on and on about Jan Valentine.
But. Most of Du probably don't care..

Though, I'm not saying I'm in anyway depressed about his death, he still deserved it.
Though I 'am' a bit disappointed about him being killed off after just one appearance. That much, I admit to.
But hey, it seems to happen quite often in hellsing, so, whatever.. Dude.

Anyway.
As for Luke.
He was serprisingly enjoyable too.
But. Am...

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My thoughts on Hellsing, episode one..

posted by Canada24

So..
I finally found it in English.

It's not as good as I hoped.
But.
Nor was it as bad as I expected.

It's.. In between.

I haven't forgot it's Japennesse.
And. Not trying to be racist.
But Japen has all the weird shit.
Ever seen there commericals?
All Du have to do is go onto Windwakers club.
He has these fucked up TV commericals.
And I wouldn't be serprised if most of them were Japennesse.

Anyway.

Didn't really have a Favorit character.
Though kinda looking foward to Jan Valentine's episode.
Ever seen his clips.
He's actually pretty funny in the real one.
Too bad the actor, Josh Phillips, was convicted of...

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Don't go hating me, if the review sucks, and Du refer Windwaker.. (Hows THAT for a title)

posted by Canada24

Well. Since it seems to be all I ever do anymore.
I should may as well. Leave a certain promised review, about something I've been promised to beta read almost three years ago, and still am now.

Well.
Its the first time I ever read a Happy baum Friends Fanfiction.
And I have to say.
Though it's no Mehr then I would of expected. Both good AND bad.
Most fanfic stories tend to get a bit soap Oprahy.
example being some I read from THIS IS THE END, witch, itself, is one of myself Favorit movies, witch made the fanfics that much worse.
So many fuckin James Franco fantasies.
Give me a brake.
He's not even...

oben, nach oben 5 horror Filme scenes to scare me

posted by Canada24

I watch a lot of these things.. I don't get scared too easily Von movies. Though different story in real life..

These ones do it though.. Most of them are ghost movies.. I'm believer in that shit.. So I get uneasy around well directed ghost shit..

#1: SIXTH SENSE:
Something about classroom scene where the kid starts revealing knowledge of the teachers past.. It got to me..

#2: CONJURING SERIES:
In the first it's actually too particalar scenes.. First is when Du literary see nothing but darkness, but camera zooms in on it.. Sekunde is when Lorrane flashbacks to first meeting the family, and we see...

Canada24 reviews GET OUT

posted by Canada24

The intro starts with a black man alone in a empty street, on the phone. He's clearly nervous, and starts leaving as a car follows him. But than there's a uncomfortable sequence of the man in the car kidnapping him Von knocking him a head lock, wearing a knight mask.

After that creepy prologue. Black photographer Chris Washington reluctantly agrees to meet the family of his white girlfriend Rose Armitage. The first thing he asks her. "Do they know I'm black?" Rose says it doesn't matter, they are not racist. oder she wouldn't of brought him.

During their drive to the family's countryside estate,...

Canada24 reviews Nekromantic

posted by Canada24

Here we go again..

Forcing myself to watch Mehr horrifying, disguesting, movies, simply to make my reviews "interesting".. We talked about rape. And cannibalism.. Lets talk about necrophilia. Cause Du know, corpse fucking is always a fun thing to watch oder even think about..

But hey.. Fuck me I gues.. So lets do this..

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PLOT:

The film opens at night, as a woman urinates on the gras, grass Von the side of the road. She pulls up her underwear, gets into a car driven Von her husband, and they drive away. The couple lose their way in the dark...

Canada24 Halloween review: THIS DARK EARTH:

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Random Hellbent photo

As part of my job, I decided to do a lot of Lesen on my breaks.. It took me many months to finally end it, convient I was still Lesen it in October, and now doing a review of it..

Why... This is a zombie book.. A DEEP zombie story, this shit is... Jesus, it gets really fucked up.. Though I guess John Hornor Jacobs was going for that.. It's a really well known read, worth reading. But the internet doesn't say much about it.. So there's no Wikipedia plot summary, so truthfully I don't know if I fully understand. I had to really think back to everything, and I think I got it now..

So.. We start...