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#1: BATHSHEBA/THE CONJURING:
Bathsheba Shermon is an evil evil person.
Her only interest is possessing innocent mothers forcing them to murder their youngest child and then kill themselves.
Doing so to anyone who steals her land (most times the people stealing it aren't aware of who it belongs to).
When the Warren family the Carolyn is targeted Von most of the ghosts (though Bathsheba is only one who actually wishes them harm, the others are just the poor souls Bathsheba stole).
And she is eventually possessed Von Bathsheba herself.
And tired murdering her youngest daughter.
But protagonists stop her....
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#1:
Trevor Philips: (insulting Zufällig citizen) Du look like Du struggle with simple tasks.


#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, Von the way, that's entirely your fault.


#3:
Trevor Philips: Du make me want a lobotomy!


#4:
Trevor Philips: I know why they call'em handlers, 'cause they handle like a dream.
Floyd Herbert: This ain't a toy, sir. It's heavy machinery.
Trevor Philips: Thank fuck I'm high as a kite.
Floyd Herbert: Du should not be operating this vehicle while under the influence.
Trevor Philips: I'll operate Du under the influence if you're not careful.


#5:...
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Source: Crazed Twilight Sparkle
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"Gracie, Du alright?" Tony asked, imitating Gracie's father.

Gracie: (gagged) DADDY!?

"The bastards didn't hurt you, did they?" Tony asked.

"Yo, she can't talk, We got a gag in her mouth!" Dash told him, with a serious tone.

"Give her back, Du animals! She's suffered enough!" Tony order.

"... Hand over the stuff" Packie ordered, as he was holding the gagged Gracie.

"Hand over Gracie... I'm here for Du sweetie" Tony replied.

"JUST HAND OVER THE FUCKIN STUFF!" Packie cried out angrily.

"Alright, calm down. Both of you" Niko said, Schauspielen like the peacemaker.

"Hey ... We put the ice in the middle, we...
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"NONE OF Du FUCKIN FUCKS MOVE!" Cried an masked Packie McReary as he dramatically ran into the bank of Liberty city, holding his shotgun. He had a small small crew of 4. All of them armed to the teeth, and not screwing around.

'I should of known' Connor thought, as he and everyone else in the bank were forced to lay on the ground. He's gotten use to this shit. Nutcase's are pretty "average" for this town. And trouble always seems to find him. It's like he's cursed.

"Fuck these people! Fuck your cause! Ireland ain't the only thing green! Dollars are two!" Packie angrily yelled, as he and his...
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THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy Du guys enjoyed even Mehr then I "thought" Du people would..."


SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless Du like stupid comedies Von an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid Fan fiction site... :)"


ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"


CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
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Anyone who's seen my Avatar photo, can clearly guess who my Favorit Hellsing character is.

And in honor of this, I decided to review a story Von him.

And despite there being all these great stories of.

I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.

The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).

Anyway.
As for the story itself.

The Titel is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.

The story itself.

Well.. I have nothing to say.

But trust me.
It's bad..
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Matt Shadows is such a awesome singer!! He's wait up there with James Hatfield and the guy from Korn
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SONG: What shall we do now.. SCENE FROM: The Wall, film version (1982)
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#1:
"Let's read Zitate during the stupid theme song.. Here's one from APPLEJACKPONY saying "you need to stop swearing so much". Well AppleJack, Du can go fuckin fuck yourself! Don't like, don't watch!"


#2:
Spike: The spell took over you, and Du wanted to change everything in Equestria. I was afraid to tell Du how I really felt about it, but then I... I told Du the truth.
Mrawkwardreviewer: My Frage is.. What kind of evil spellbook is that!?.. Did people say "thousand years from now I want people learning lessons about friendship!?", yeah. Some evil...


#3:
"Ahh, here comes princess Twilight...
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My main reason for making this, is the excuse of using pony Mov Spike (or as I call him "Dragonowitiz") as the main person. I just Liebe everything about him, and he's my main reason for watching pony Mov.

I'm also excited about using the version of Fluttershy (or "SHYDALE" as I call her in the pony mov version). Even though her role is a lot smaller.

Pony mov regenbogen ("SWAGDASH" as I call her) will also have an enjoyable prefermance.. A bit of a breakout character towards this story..

Mov Twilight and Mov Pinkie also ended up becoming breakout characters.

Anyway. Here we go..

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I AM NOW!
An instrument of violence. I am a vessel of invincibility
I CANNOT!
leave this undecided, Stepping down to battle another day
REMEMBER!
Me for all time this, Determination is a vital part of me.
SURRUENDER!
now oder be counted. With the endless masses that I will defeaaat.

Come on bring it!

Don't sing it!

Better believe it!

BROKEN DOWN,
till your hope has died
BEAT DOWN!
till victory's mine
STAND UP!
And Zeigen me some pride
AND NOW!
ARE READDDDY!

I'm the one with the warrior inside!
My dominance can't be denied!
Your entire world will turn Into a battlefield tonight!
As I look upon you, through the warrior's...
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#1: FREDDY KRUEGER:
The famish serial killer known as Frederick Charles "Freddy" Krueger might of had an tragic childhood.
But Krueger Lost EVERY right to be sympathized with.
The death of his abusive stepfather might of been called for a bit.
But there's NO way all those innocent children deserved to die as well.
His actions eventually earned him the alias "Springwood Slasher", where he killed several kids inside a boiler room within an old power plant where he used to work. When his wife, Loretta, discovered his secret, he strangled her in front of his daughter, Kathryn, who also found out about...
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#1; LILLYS OPPOSITE SIDE:
Well. Here I go..

Obviously, the main reason for not liking this, is the sex.
So much fuckin sex, sex, SEX!
Sadly, it's not the first story to involve 'incest', nor is it the 'worst'.
Though it's certainly up there.

There's even one between Kate and Lilly in this story.
I mean. For goodness sakes. There sisters, there's so many reasons why that is wrong.
Though least its better than when I read a story about Kate and Lilly 'doing' Winston, and he 'letting them'.
Seriously. What is wrong with people!?

As Du expect.
The full story is the type of deal that makes Du hate Lilly....
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#10: METALLICA:
Only reason there last is because I haven't really been lessening to them as much I use too.
But don't get me wrong.
Once Du get me into playing one of their songs on YouTube.
I have to play ALL thir songs.. :)

#9: DISTURBED:

#8: THREE DAYS GRACE:
There both from my childhood AND one of my Home towns (Norwood). So how could I NOT add them..

#7: FAT JOE:

#6: SLIPKNOT:
The type of band where, even though they have lots of screaming moments, the singer is always "20% cooler" when using his normal voice.. Espically in the chorus of Sulfer and Vermillion..

#5: EMINEM:
On of the most skilled...
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