#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your Favorit scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: Du EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, Du LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That little hündin made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!
#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"
#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can Du tell me about this girl thing? I don't know. Can Du give me some condoms? I need some condoms, okay, Grandpa? I really wanna fuck Chi-Chi. Is that okay? I just need some condoms. Fuck this dumb dragon ball. Sorry! I just wanna go fuck. Is that all right with you?"
#4:
Chris's reaction about how Goku has to find all the dragon balls before the eclipse occurs.
Chris: What does that fucking have to do with anything?!
#5:
Chris: If I came Home from, like, a store oder something, and I found cop cars outside the house, I guarantee that the first thing out of my mouth would not be: (deadpan) "Whoa. What is going on?"
#6:
"Hey, hon, remember at the beginning of the Jahr when I sagte I was going to try and see as many films as I could regardless of how crappy they looked? Yeah, can Du go back in time and kill me?"
#7:
"The best part of this movie is the first ten Sekunden where Du see some funny cat Videos pulled off of YouTube. It's the best part of the movie! Everything else is total SHIT!!!"
#8:
"I wouldn't even call this film Aliens vs. Predator. Mehr like Shadows vs. Silhouettes...because Du can't see A DAMN FUCKING THING!"
#9:
Chris: (as monotone as possible, after guzzling down wine) Welcome to my review of The Emoji Movie. (Turns his head, camera shifts) I have proof. (raises ticket, slowly crumbles it up, turns head back around) The Emoji Movie is about the "meh" emoji and how he has other expressions besides "meh". And... today... I went and saw it. And... it... SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED!
#10:
"They have to get to Dropbox, did Du hear that come of my mouth? It came out of my mouth... (cringes) Dropbox is... an important plot point... in this FUCKING MOVIE!!"
#11:
Chris: After that we actually get a flashback. TO THE SCENE WE JUST SAW!!
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your Favorit scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: Du EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, Du LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That little hündin made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!
#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"
#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can Du tell me about this girl thing? I don't know. Can Du give me some condoms? I need some condoms, okay, Grandpa? I really wanna fuck Chi-Chi. Is that okay? I just need some condoms. Fuck this dumb dragon ball. Sorry! I just wanna go fuck. Is that all right with you?"
#4:
Chris's reaction about how Goku has to find all the dragon balls before the eclipse occurs.
Chris: What does that fucking have to do with anything?!
#5:
Chris: If I came Home from, like, a store oder something, and I found cop cars outside the house, I guarantee that the first thing out of my mouth would not be: (deadpan) "Whoa. What is going on?"
#6:
"Hey, hon, remember at the beginning of the Jahr when I sagte I was going to try and see as many films as I could regardless of how crappy they looked? Yeah, can Du go back in time and kill me?"
#7:
"The best part of this movie is the first ten Sekunden where Du see some funny cat Videos pulled off of YouTube. It's the best part of the movie! Everything else is total SHIT!!!"
#8:
"I wouldn't even call this film Aliens vs. Predator. Mehr like Shadows vs. Silhouettes...because Du can't see A DAMN FUCKING THING!"
#9:
Chris: (as monotone as possible, after guzzling down wine) Welcome to my review of The Emoji Movie. (Turns his head, camera shifts) I have proof. (raises ticket, slowly crumbles it up, turns head back around) The Emoji Movie is about the "meh" emoji and how he has other expressions besides "meh". And... today... I went and saw it. And... it... SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED!
#10:
"They have to get to Dropbox, did Du hear that come of my mouth? It came out of my mouth... (cringes) Dropbox is... an important plot point... in this FUCKING MOVIE!!"
#11:
Chris: After that we actually get a flashback. TO THE SCENE WE JUST SAW!!
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenbogen Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Zeigen - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin with the intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight:...
EPISODE 1:
Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).
Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweatpants) Hey. Nice car man.
Man: Jee. Thanks mister..
Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a Zufällig magazine).
Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I supposed to do with this!?
Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's supposed to distract Du as I steal your car.
Audience: (laughs and claps),
Man: (angrily) Hey!
Trevor: (driving off) Du just been T-Jacked, bitch!
Audience: (cheers at this)
------------------------------------------------------------------...
THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy Du guys enjoyed even Mehr then I "thought" Du people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless Du like stupid comedies Von an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid Fan fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy Du guys enjoyed even Mehr then I "thought" Du people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless Du like stupid comedies Von an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid Fan fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
Anyone who's seen my Avatar photo, can clearly guess who my Favorit Hellsing character is.
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story Von him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The Titel is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story Von him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The Titel is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..
