Song: link


Announcer: It's not a bright future.
Sean & Nik: *Laying down side Von side, shooting S.G bronies running towards them*
Sean: So now Du understand why I left the fandom?
Nik: Yeah.
Announcer: It's not something to look vorwärts-, nach vorn to.
S.G Brony 96: *Puts Dan in a chair* Wake up!! *Grabs a rope to tie him to the chair*
Announcer: It's 2021.

Song (Start at 0:27): link

Announcer: It's the story of how the MLP fandom got teilt, split into two, all thanks to a man, and his interest in Starlight Glimmer. 2021, coming soon.

The song fades away at the end of the trailer.

Everyone from the shows featured so far in S.S.S.S were all together in a building.

Hawkeye: This is our very first commercial. How do we make it work?
Sean: From what I've established after watching the opening credits of Dr. No, I think people would like seeing a bunch of circles.
Thomas: Circles?
Sean: Yes.
Mortomis: I think I know where he's going with this.
Sean: Get a black screen, and have a bunch of Zufällig circles go around it as we explain what we do in Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Twilight: Man I hate it.
Applejack: Du hate everything.
Captain Jefferson: Let's do this.
Pete: I agree.
Sir Topham Hatt: It should work.
Sean: Well what are we waiting for? Turn on the music, and have some circles Bewegen around!

Song: link

Sean: Ladies, and gentlemen, our very first commercial.

Now just because this is my commercial doesn't mean it has to go my way. Use your imagination. Let the circles be any size, and color Du want them to be as they randomly Bewegen around.

Gordon: Ponies On The Rails.
Hawkeye: Set in Cheyenne during the 1950's, there's Mehr that goes on than Du know when it comes to working on the Union Pacific.
Pete: Du better not do anything behind my back.
Gordon: That's only me sir, and it's never behind your back. Du catch on to things around here very quickly.

---

Master Sword: On The Block.
Tom: Du like comedy? Then you've come to the right place. Me, and my Friends will keep Du laughing non stop.
Sean The Hedgehog: I'm the only Sonic character in this show.
Sonic: What about me?
Sean The Hedgehog: Du don't appear until season 2.

---

Duck: The Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
James: Everyone loves seeing my splendid red paint as I-
Gordon: Make a fool out of yourself. Everyone doesn't care about you, they want to see me-
Sean: Get humiliated. Who needs red when Du got silver?
James: Hey! Du have a red stripe above your white, and blue one!
Sean: Oh.
Henry: Duh, I'm hungry. *Eats a circle. His insides start to glow*
Sean: Is that supposed to happen?
Gordon: No.
Thomas: It's me, and my friends. Anything can happen in this show.

---

regenbogen Dash: My Little Pornstar.
Twilight: Man let's face it. My Zeigen is terrible. My Little Pornstar makes fun of it with each episode marmelade packed with satire.

---

Captain Jefferson: Gran Turismo.
Tim: Who doesn't Liebe a good cop show? Plus, regenbogen Dash is also in this as Julia Rose.
Julia: Hi! *Winks*
Sean: How was that everyone?

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Saturday nights at 8 PM. Exclusive to the SeanTheHedgehog, WindWakerGuy430, and Eula2003 clubs.



Theme song for this fanfic: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode VIII

The Nazis Strike Back

Things are not going well for the pony Alliance. Despite defeating Dr. Robotnik who has teamed up with Discord, Twilight Sparkle has decided to abandon the mane 6, and help the Nazis take over Canterlot.

After their success, Twilight has made plans to get the griffons, and changelings to Mitmachen their army. Once that is done, they will make their attempt to rule all of Equestria

Our hero, Sean The Hedgehog is with his girlfriend regenbogen Dash. They were asleep until a group of airplanes came towards regenbogen Dash's cloudhouse.

Nazi pilots: *flying Von regenbogen Dash's cloudhouse* Get ready to drop the soldiers.
Nazi leiutenants: Parachute down there on my command.
Nazi soldiers: *wait*
Nazi pilots: *pass Von cloudhouse* Now!
Nazi soldiers: *parachute out of plane*
Sean: *wakes up*
regenbogen Dash: *snoring*
Sean: Dash? Wake up.
regenbogen Dash: *wakes up* I'm sorry, did my snoring wake Du up?
Sean: No, I heard a few airplanes. Where's my machine gun?
regenbogen Dash: In the kitchen
Sean: *runs to kitchen*
Nazis: *look through window* Don't see anyone.
Sean: *looks out other window* I knew it. Nazis.
regenbogen Dash: Don't they ever quit?
Sean: Unless they wanna get executed, no.
regenbogen Dash: Shoot them.
Sean: I can't. They're too far.
Nazis: *getting close*
Sean: Now *kills Nazis*
regenbogen Dash: There's still one alive.
Nazi: *shoots near window*
Sean: *opens window*
Nazi: *shoots wolke wall*
Sean: That can't be good. *kills Nazi*
regenbogen Dash: If they're wanting us dead, they must be after the rest of my friends.
Sean: We gotta stop them, and alert everypony!

After killing the enemy I got in my car with regenbogen Dash, and we started going to Sweet apfel, apple Acres. Along the way, it started snowing, but we weren't sure why.

Sean: Do Du suppose Twilight did this to fuck things up?
regenbogen Dash: Maybe. It could be part of her plan.
Sean: *enters sweet apfel, apple acres*
regenbogen Dash: *looks at ponies* Wow, there's a lot of them here.
Sean: Seems like applejack did half of our job for us. Now we just gotta see what's going on. *stops*
Applejack: regenbogen Dash! Are Du alright?
regenbogen Dash: I'm fine. Sean prevented Robotnik's soldiers from attacking me.
Applejack: Good for you.
Sean: What's going on? Why are all these ponies here?
Applejack: Dr. Robotnik has tried to attack Ponyville, much of his soldiers were killed, but they still took Ponyville, and are probably coming here soon.
Sean: Great. What's with all the snow?
Applejack: Some of the pegasi did this to get defenses set up.
regenbogen Dash: And how is snow going to protect us?
Applejack: We'll dig a trench.
Sean: And what? We all hide in the trench?
Big Mac: Eeyup *starts digging*
Sean: What do we have for weapons?
Applejack: Rarity just finished delivering Thompson SMG's and lots of ropes.
regenbogen Dash: Any grenades?
Applejack: Of course. We can't forget about that now can we?
Sean: No we can't.

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Meanwhile in Canterlot, the Nazis were making plans.

Nazis: *Driving Opel Blitz's on dirt roads*
Pilots: *Flying planes over the trucks*
Tank Drivers: *Driving Panzers, and Tigers*
Twilight: *Watching the Nazis, then turns around to face the ones sitting at the tabelle behind her*

Stop the song

Twilight: Things are going good men. Now why am I here again?
Colonel Kramer: We called Du down here to discuss Dr. Robotnik's plan.
Twilight: And where is Dr. Robotnik?
Colonel Kramer: Back at Mobius getting reinforcements.
Major Von Hapen: We don't need that much.
Twilight: Man, we do need a lot! As a matter of fact, we're close to getting the griffons, and changelings into helping us.
Major Von Hapen: And what about Princess Celestia?
Twilight: We'll capture her, but we need to capture two fillies named Diamond Tiara, and SilverSpoon.
Colonel Kramer: What is the point in all this? We're supposed to destroy this world, not become allies with it! The last thing we need is to make our army look cute-
Twilight: *chokes Colonel Kramer* Man I find that word to be insulting.
Colonel Kramer: *choking*
Major Von Hapen: Enough of this! Twilight, release him!!
Twilight: As Du wish *releases Colonel Kramer*
Colonel Kramer: *breathes normally*
Twilight: Now, are we going to let the griffons, and changelings Mitmachen us?
Colonel Kramer: Yes. We'll get Major Von Hapen, and a squad of Nazis to make negotiations with them.

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Major Von Hapen: *Riding in a truck, escorted Von two cars, and two Panzers*
Nazis: *Waving goodbye to Major Von Hapen*

While Major Von Hapen went to negotiate with the griffons, the defense in Sweet apfel, apple Acres was all set. Stop the song.

Applejack: We need eight pegasi to go out there, and shoot any soldiers.
Big Mac: Eeyup.
regenbogen Dash: I'll volunteer as one.
Shredder: Me too.
Applejack: Now we only need six.
Sean: Fluttershy?
regenbogen Dash: She wouldn't want to go out there.
Fluttershy: She's right *hides*
Applejack: But Du gotta go out there.
Fluttershy: *sighs* Fine, I'll do it.
Sean: Now to get the wonderbolts.

But as we were getting the pegasi set up, three Nazi planes were heading toward us.

Nazi pilots: They're all set up, shoot them!
Sean: *grabs tree*
Applejack: *jaw drops*
Sean: *hits planes with tree* Homerun!
Applejack: Quick! Get Soarin, Spitfire, and Fleetfoot here. Derpy, and Cloudkicker will take the remaining positions.
regenbogen Dash: It's all set. *grabs gun, grenade and rope*
Applejack: Everyone else in the trenches!
Sean: *Gets in*
Ponies: *Get in trenches*

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Fluttershy: *looking through binoculars*
Sean: *feels ground shaking* Whoa! What's happening?
Fluttershy: Oh my! The enemy has huge walkers.
Sean: What? *takes binoculars*
Nazis: *Driving huge walkers*
Sean: This can't be good.
Applejack: Get the pegasi out there, now!
Nazi: We're getting toward enemy territory
Sean: This is bad
Nazis: Now *fires missile*
Sean: TAKE COVER!!!!
Ponies: *take cover*
regenbogen Dash: All pegasi on me! *flies*
Fluttershy: *gulp* *follows*
Pegasi: *follow*
Nazis: This is their plan of attack?
regenbogen Dash: *shoots armor*
Fluttershy: *shoots windows*
regenbogen Dash: The armor is too thick, we gotta use something else.
Derpy: *being stupid* How about snow?
Nazis: *shoot Derpy*
regenbogen Dash: Derpy! pony down!
Shredder: I may have an idea *flies toward walker legs*
Nazis: The fuck is he doing?
Shredder: *wraps rope around walker legs*
regenbogen Dash: Alright! Nice!
Nazis: Wait, we can't move!

The walker soon falls on the ground.

Derpy: *running away*
Pegasi: *drop grenades*
Nazis: *Die*
regenbogen Dash: One down, four to go. *grabs rope*

regenbogen Dash, and the rest of the pegasi continued defending sweet apfel, apple acres with a counter attack.

Nazis: Stop the blue one. *shoots regenbogen Dash*
regenbogen Dash: Ow!! *heads toward ground*
Shredder: Dashie!
regenbogen Dash: *lands on ground*
Nazis: *driving walker* What now?
Twilight: Man, step on her!
Nazis: *get walker toward regenbogen Dash*
regenbogen Dash: *moves out of the way*
Nazis: We killed her.
Pegasi: *getting shot*
Shredder: Retreat!!
Ponies: *leave*
Sean: *running away*
regenbogen Dash: *stands up* This isn't over yet *flies to bottom of walker, then puts grenade in, and flies away*
Nazis: *die*
Shredder: What was that?
regenbogen Dash: Something cool. Get the last two!
Sean: I got this. *grabs ground*
Nazis: It's Sean The Hedgehog! Kill him!
Sean: *throws ground at Nazis*
Nazis: AAH!! *die*

Stop the song

Applejack: Du got them all.
Sean: I did? I thought I only got one.
Shredder: Great work. Both you, and Dash.
regenbogen Dash: *hugs Shredder*
Shredder: I'm so glad I didn't lose another sister.
regenbogen Dash: Wait! We had another sister?
Shredder: Yeah. My parents didn't want Du to know, but I think Du must know now.
regenbogen Dash: Know what?
Sean: Something doesn't seem right.
Shredder: Please, let me explain. Dash, before Du were born, our parents gave birth to another pony.
regenbogen Dash: Where is she?
Shredder: Dead. The both of us were going to the park when she died. We were crossing the road, when a pony who was texting while driving ran her over.
Sean: Oh no.
Shredder: She was a unicorn too. We taught her how to use spells to defend herself, but I think it was too late.
Sean: What color was she?
Shredder: Purple. She also had a dark blue mane.

Suddenly, Luna arrived with Spike.

Spike: Everypony, Luna has some important news!
Ponies: *gather around*
Luna: The griffons, and changelings have joined Dr. Robotnik's army.
Sean: Oh no!
Ponies: No!!
Spike: But there's worse news.
Luna: Princess Celestia has been kidnapped Von Robotnik's army. She had some escorts to get her here, but they were shot down. Shitty bastards. The guards were shitty bastards, oder I should say double shitty bastards for not taking my advice. Anyway...
Spike: *pulls out big map*
Luna: *points to map* Here she is, in a town called Bethlehem, in the Schloss Adler. The schloss of Eagles. Believe me, she's well there, because the Nazis set up this schloss very quickly. Our job is to get inside there, and get her out as soon as possible, before they have a chance to get information out of her.
Shredder: How are Du sure she's there Luna?
Luna: The airplane they were in crashed right between the border of Canterlot, and Bethlehem. The schloss was only a few miles away. Where else would they take her?
Shredder: How did the plane crash princess?
Luna: The Schloss Adler has a Triple A gun, which is used for shooting down planes. Anyways, that's not important.
Spike: *puts away map*
Luna: What is important is that we get her out before she talks, oder I should say, Du get her out.
Sean: Who's going?
Luna: I'm glad Du asked. I am sending you, Shredder, and Colgate for this operation.
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: We wanna go too.
Luna: Tiara, I think Du guys are too young for this operation.
Spike: And I don't think Du understand the situation we're in. Du see, the Nazis have captured Celestia. You, and two other ponies must go save her. And of course, we have Sean.
Sean: *stares at Spike*
Spike: Du see Sean here, is from the same world Robotnik is from. He has a good chance of helping us defeat this evil man.
Luna: Right. Anymore questions?
Silverspoon: I have a few. What is this all about? I mean why is that peice of shit Celestia important?! I mean-
Luna: That'll do Silverspoon.
Spike: I think Du better let me explain this to her. It's painfully simple Silverspoon. Celestia is very important to us, and we must bring her back.
Silverspoon: Wait, do Du mean the princess?
Spike: Yes.
Silverspoon: Oh *looks at Luna* I'm sorry Luna.
Luna: That's alright. Sean the hedgehog will be the leader of the group, and if Du have anymore questions, Sean will answer them.

20 Minuten later, a Nazi airplane was flying out of Ponyville.

Snips: *flying airplane*
Sean: I knew he could drive a truck, but not an airplane.
Shredder: I didn't know that fohlen, colt could drive.
Sean: Let's keep it that way.
Snails: Stand up, and get your parachute connected to the wire.

We did what Snails told us to do. We then waited for Mehr instructions

Snails: *opens door*
Snips: *flies over snowy mountain*
Sean: *waits*
Snips: Get ready, we're approaching the drop area.
Snails: Stand by!
Ponies: *Wait*
Sean: *waits*
Snips: *turns left*

A green light turned on

Snails: Green light, go!
Sean: *jumps*
Colgate: *jumps*
Diamond Tiara: *jumps*
Silverspoon: *jumps*
Shredder: *jumps*

All five of us deployed our parachutes, and a care package was dropped.

regenbogen Dash: *in airplane*
Snails: Get ready to jump.
regenbogen Dash: Jump? I've got wings! *flies out of plane*

Soon we landed, and the care package was not far away.

Sean: *runs to care package*
Shredder: *arrives*
Sean: *opens care package*
Shredder: *Take backpack*
Diamond Tiara: *takes backpack*
Silverspoon: *Takes Backpack*
Sean: *notices Colgate is missing* Where's Colgate?
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: ?
Shredder: Well, last time I saw her, she drifted toward those trees. *points at trees .3 miles away*
Sean: Alright, spread out. Look for Colgate. *walks away*
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *looks together*
Shredder: *looking*
Diamond Tiara: *finds Colgate* SEAN!!
Sean: *walks toward others*
Shredder: *follows*
Sean: *looks at Colgate*
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *look at each other*
Sean: *looks at neck* Her neck is broken.
Diamond Tiara: Shit!
Silverspoon: What do we do now? Do we bury her, oder leave her here?
Sean: We leave her here. The snow will cover her in a couple of hours. Du better go get the rest of the equipment. I want to see if the radio is still working.
Ponies: *go to equipment*
Sean: *looks at radio* (Seems alright.) *checks Colgate's body* this doesn't seem right *looks at neck* There's a bruise on there.

I put the radio back, and that's when my partners returned.

Shredder: We got everything.
Sean: Good work. Now there's a house nearby where we can go check our equipment.
Silverspoon: What about the ponies that live in there?
Sean: There aren't any. This is a high pasture area. The ponies that live there arrive at May, and are brought out in September. Come on, let's go.

All four of us slowly made our way down the hügel to get to the house. It stopped snowing, but it was freezing.

Once we got in

Sean: *lights lamp* Alright, that should do nicely.
Silverspoon: Yes. We'll cook some things.
Sean: Yes, Du can cook... Some hot Schokolade oder make popcorn while I.. call Princess Luna on the radio. Shit, I left the number with Colgate.
Diamond Tiara: I'll get it.
Sean: No no, it's alright. Shredder, you're in charge while I'm gone. If I'm not back in an hour, signal me with a flare.
Silverspoon: Won't the enemy see us.
Sean: Robotnik doesn't have any soldiers set up within five miles of here. Nobody leaves here until I come back, and Silverspoon, save me some hot chocolate.
Silverspoon: It'll be cold Von then.
Sean: Well at least I won't have to worry about burning my tongue. *leaves*

As soon as I stepped outside, it started snowing again.

Sean: *looks around, then enters shed Weiter to house*

When I entered the shed, I thought I heard the sound of a gun.

Sean: *turns on light*
regenbogen Dash: Halt.
Sean: *Stops*
regenbogen Dash: Turn around.
Sean: *turns around*
regenbogen Dash: *Smiles* Good time getting here.
Sean: Yes, I have to agree with you. Did Du enjoy the journey?
regenbogen Dash: Hardly. I nearly froze to death on that shitty plane. Why couldn't Du have provided me with something warm like a heated suit? I thought Du loved me.
Sean: All is fair in love, and war. Right now, we're dealing with both.
regenbogen Dash: What happened?
Sean: Colgate was killed when we jumped out. Her neck seemed bruised. Someone hit her with either the back of a knife, oder part of a gun.
regenbogen Dash: Du know who killed her?
Sean: Maybe, I'll just have to wait, and see what happens. Now listen, I need Du to meet me at a place inside Bethlehem. Von a bar called Alpine, there is a shed there Weiter to a building called Eisenwarengeschäft. Meet me there at 8:00 AM tomorrow.
regenbogen Dash: How do Du know these things? The Alpine Bar, and Eisenwarengeschäft?
Sean: *ignores her question*
regenbogen Dash: I'm entitled to know.
Sean: You're entitled to know nothing. *turns off light*
regenbogen Dash: We've been working together for a long time now, and this is how Du act?
Sean: Yes, for the time being
regenbogen Dash: If I were the marrying kind-
Sean: *kisses regenbogen Dash*
regenbogen Dash: *hugs Sean* I thought Du were in a hurry.
Sean: Something came up. Something 20% cooler.

Nearby in the house

Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *sleeping*
Shredder: *taking gun apart*
Sean: *leaves shed, then opens door to house*
Shredder: *pulls out gun*
Sean: *enters*
Shredder: *puts away gun* What kept you?
Sean: Well, I was getting the address book, when a family came to me, and looked for a way back to their home. Thanks for waiting up for me.
Shredder: Not a problem.
Sean: *turns on radio, and tries to call Luna*
Shredder: *putting gun back together*
Sean: I can't get a clear reading.
Shredder: Probably the storm.
Sean: Yes. We'll try again first thing tomorrow.

The Weiter morning, we were walking through a forest.

Sean: *looks to the left* Shredder, come with me. The rest of Du stay here. *walks*
Shredder: *folllows*
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *stays*
Sean: *walking toward cliff*
Shredder: *Stops*
Sean: *stops*

In front of us was the castle. It was standing on oben, nach oben of a cliff.

Sean: *pulls out binoculars*
Shredder: This guy has to be crazy.
Sean: Yes, he always is. It's been Robotnik's dream to kill every single animal known in existance to make robots.
Shredder: He wants what?
Sean: Every part of the world will be paved, and the only people living there would be humans, and robots.
Shredder: Hm, that sounds a little nuts.
Sean: Well he is nuts. Now, I want Du to take the rest of our group over to the other end of the forest. Wait there for me, and be sure to stay behind the trees. *looks through binoculars to castle*
Shredder: *walks away*
Sean: *continues looking*

When Shredder went to get Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon they were nowhere to be found.

Shredder: This can't be good.

Nearby

Nazis: *taking Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon*

Back to me

Sean: *on radio* Broadsword calling Danny Boy, Broadsword calling Danny Boy.
Featherweight: Danny Boy calling Broadsword, wait for Princess Luna.
Luna: This is Princess Luna, what is your current position?
Sean: Woods due west of castle, descending at dusk. Colgate dead, over.
Luna: Was Colgate killed accidentally?
Sean: No.
Luna: Von Robotnik's army?
Sean: No. Time of Weiter broadcast unknown. Will Du standby?
Luna: Spike, and I will standby until operation is complete, over. *stands up*
Spike: It looks as though you're right Princess.
Luna: Yes, I'm afraid so. Who else? Sean himself maybe.
Spike: Oh I doubt that. Some people have a sixth sense. Sean has a sixth, seventh, and an eighth.
Luna: Right, well I hope their successful. Otherwise this operation would be for nothing.

Shortly after that, Shredder was looking at the schloss through his binoculars.

Shredder: *looks at cable car station*

Suddenly I appeared right behind Shredder

Sean: *lays Weiter to him*
Shredder: Take a look down there.
Sean: *sees watchdogs* Dobermans. Just what they need, Dobermans, a guard tower, and a wired fence. It could be hard to get in there, but we'll have to if we're escaping.
Shredder: Yeah. If I'm not mistaken, those are some army barracks over there.
Sean: No mistake Shredder, those are high command areas for training pilots of the Luftwaffe.
Shredder: Luftwaffe? If anything sounds strange I don't have to learn about it.
Sean: I thought Du knew. Why do Du think we had Colgate with us? She was going to cast a spell on us to make us look like one of them. How else would we look like a Nazi soldier?
Shredder: Look Sean, this is a problem for whatever world Du came from. I live in this world, I don't know why the fuck this is happening.
Sean: Shredder you're here because this is your world being attacked.

A helicopter flew past us, but the pilot didn't see us.

At the castle

Nazis: *watching helicopter*
General Rosemeyer: *flying helicopter*
Nazis: *run out to greet general*
General Rosemeyer: *climbs out of helicopter*
Colonel Kramer: Hello General.
General Rosemeyer: Hi Colonel. I've got some good news.
Colonel Kramer: What is it?
General Rosemeyer: Twilight Sparkle got the changelings to Mitmachen us.
Colonel Kramer: That's good. How is Canterlot?
General Rosemeyer: Nothing has changed. Do Du like my machine?
Colonel Kramer: Seems a little dangerous.
General Rosemeyer: Well Du must try it.
Colonel Kramer: Ok. Major Wilherm, leader of the Luftwaffe.
Major Wilherm: *salutes*
Colonel Kramer: Major Jones, in charge of weaponry.
Major Jones: *salutes*
Colonel Kramer: Colonel Weissner, responsible for security.
Colonel Weissner: *salutes*
Colonel Kramer: Major Von Hapen, gestapo.
Major Von Hapen: *salutes*
General Rosemeyer: *looks at Major Von Hapen*

The major just stood there, with a serious look on his face, and his arm still up.

General Rosemeyer: *walks away*
Colonel Kramer: *follows* Is everything to your liking?
General Rosemeyer: There is one thing. Does Major Von Hapen know about Celestia?
Colonel Kramer: I have not yet informed the major about Princess Celestia.
General Rosemeyer: Great. If possible we must keep the gestapo out of this. We must deal with it ourselves, for the time being.
Colonel Kramer: What about those griffons?
General Rosemeyer: They'll be here in 20 minutes. In the meantime, we should relax, and plan ahead for the interrogation.

Outside of the schloss at a train depot.

Sean & Shredder: *waiting for train*
Engineer: *Gets train past*
Sean & Shredder: *pass tracks*
Doughnut Joe: Psst. Over here.
Sean: *runs to Doughnut Joe*
Shredder: *quietly follows*

We entered the shed to see regenbogen Dash

regenbogen Dash: Eisenwarengeschäft. Not too hard to find.
Sean: Good.
regenbogen Dash: Actually I lied, Joe here helped me out.
Sean: Ok. Du can cast a spell on us to make the three of us look like Nazis right?
Doughtnut Joe: Right. Stand Weiter to each other.
Sean: *stands Weiter to regenbogen Dash*
Shredder: *stands Weiter to Sean*
Doughnut Joe: *performs spell*

After three Sekunden we looked like Nazis.

Sean: Alright. Nice. Now listen up. I was told about this yesterday, but I felt like I should tell Du now. The pony being held in that schloss is actually Princess Cadence disguised as Celestia. She casted a spell on herself to make it look like she was Celestia.
regenbogen Dash: Who talked her into doing something like that?
Sean: Nobody, she volunteered.
Shredder: So it's only a matter of time before they realise they don't have Celestia.
Sean: Correct. Now, here's the plan to get her out...

The plan was discussed, and the three of us headed out of the shed. Doughnut Joe would meet us somewhere later.

Sean: *walks to bridge*
Shredder: *follows*
regenbogen Dash: *follows*
Nazi guards: *checking papers*
Nazi soldiers: *waiting*
Sean: *speaking with german accent* I've been here many times of course, but it's not like the guard to forget the three of us.
Nazi guards: *open gate*
Shredder: So where's this club you're taking us to again?
Sean: It's the Alpine Bar.
regenbogen Dash: Who runs it?
Sean: Make sure no one is around, and I'll tell you.
regenbogen Dash: Nobody is around.
Sean: Vinyl Scratch.
Shredder: Are Du serious?
Sean: Yeah. She also made a spell on herself to look like a Nazi, and she sometimes goes into the castle. She can help Dash get in. Meanwhile, me and Shredder will set up some traps along the road to the airport we saw back at the woods.
Shredder: What do Du have planned?
Sean: We're going to set up wire traps. Now let's enter the bar.

The trio soon entered the bar, and looked for Vinyl Scratch.

Sean: Du two wait here, I'll find her. *walks through bar*
Vinyl Scratch: *disguised as waitress*
Sean: Vinyl.
Vinyl Scratch: Sean? What are Du doing here?
Sean: I have to rescue Princess Cadence from the Schloss Adler, but I need your help. You've got to act like regenbogen Dash's cousin.
Vinyl Scratch: Where is she?
Sean: Waiting Von the entrance. Now, I'm going to have her come to you, and Du have to act like cousins. Your name is Heidi, and your cousin is Maria. Got it?
Vinyl Scratch: Got it.
Sean: Ok. *walks to regenbogen Dash* I found Vinyl.
regenbogen Dash: Where is she?
Sean: The one wearing black, with brown hair.
regenbogen Dash: Right *walks to Vinyl*

Meanwhile in the castle

Twilight: *activates hologram* Man, what's my objective Dr. Robotnik?
Robotnik: Du have done good work adding the griffons, and the changelings to our army. Now no one can defeat us.
Twilight: I've heard from a few of your men that we may have a few intruders.
Robotnik: Yes. Your sister, her brother, and her boyfriend.
Twilight: Ah, family. What could be worse then that?
Robotnik: Du must defeat them all. Don't dissapoint me.
Twilight: It will be done meine feuhrer. Heil Robotnik.
Robotnik: *turns off hologram*

Near the bar

Vinyl Scratch: We'll see Du later.
Sean: Ok, see Du there. *gets to bike*
Shredder: *enters sidecar*
Sean: Du got the explosives?
Shredder: Yeah.
Sean: Alright. Let's plant the traps. *rides bike*

At the cable car station

Major Von Hapen: What are Du two doing not in uniform?
Vinyl Scratch: Speak Deutsch! *pushes Major Von Hapen downstairs*
regenbogen Dash: Unsere Seilbahn ist hier. *points at cable car*
Vinyl Scratch: *enters cable car*
regenbogen Dash: *follows*

And the two of them were soon on their way to the castle

Back to me, and Shredder.

Shredder: *placing traps*
Sean: *rides to tree* This is close enough to the road *places trap*
Shredder: *places trap on pole* All set.
Sean: Great. Make sure they're set to delay.
Shredder: They're on delay.
Sean: Good. *rides to Shredder*
Shredder: *enters sidecar*
Sean: *drives away*

Let's take a look at Vinyl, and regenbogen Dash again.

regenbogen Dash: *enters castle*
Vinyl Scratch: *follows*
Leiutenant Schwarts: Hello frauleins. May I see your papers?
regenbogen Dash & Vinyl Scratch: *give leiutenant papers*
Colonel Kramer: *watching*
Leiutenant Schwarts: Follow me to your room. *walks*
regenbogen Dash & Vinyl Scratch: *follow*
Colonel Kramer: Finally. Some Mehr ladies in the castle.
Twilight: Man, what Du talkin bout?
Colonel Kramer: Two female soldiers just arrived.
Twilight: And so will the griffons! Now Du be on your best behavior around them.

Back to me, and Shredder

Sean: *stops bike Weiter to shed*
Shredder: *hops out sidecar*
Sean: *enters shed* Put one bag in the bus, and see if Du can start the engine.
Shredder: *goes in bus*
Sean: *looks out of hole in door*
Nazis: *pass by*
Sean: *slowly moves door* (Should be easy to break down with the bus)
Shredder: *Checks engine*
Sean: How's it going over there?
Shredder: Try, and get it to start.
Sean: *sits in driver seat*

With one turn of the key, the bus roared to life.

Shredder: *closes hood*
Sean: *turns off bus* Excellent. Let's go.

After leaving the shed, me, and Shredder spotted three trucks arriving at a cable car station Von our position.

Nazis: *open doors* Move.
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *get out of truck*
Sean: This way. *walks to station*
Shredder: *Follows*
Sean: *climbs ladder*
Diamond Tiara: *walks to cable car*
Silverspoon: *follows*
Nazi captain: Yes, Captain Mulloch with two prisoners.
Cable car operator: Alright. *moves cable car*

At the oben, nach oben of the station Diamond Tiara was at, I was waiting for the cable car to go.

Sean: *gets on roof of cable car*
Shredder: *gets on*
Sean: *kneels*
Shredder: *sits*

Inside the castle

regenbogen Dash: *walks to door*
Nazi soldier: *passes*
regenbogen Dash: *knocks on door*

No response

regenbogen Dash: *enters room*

Nobody was in the room

regenbogen Dash: *looks out window with binoculars*
Sean & Shredder: *on cable car*
regenbogen Dash: *grabs 500 feet of rope*
Sean: *waiting on car*
Shredder: *looks down*
Nazis: *driving truck*
Sean: *looks down*
regenbogen Dash: *ties end of rope to ceiling, and throws other end to ground*
Sean: *stands up*
Shredder: *stands up*
Sean: *looks at other cable car station*
Nazis: *working*
Sean: *gets on roof*
Shredder: *follows*
Sean: *about to climb*

Just as I was about to make it to the top, I slid to the bottom.

Sean: *trying to get up*
Shredder: *reaches out hand*
Sean: *reaches out hand*
Shredder: *hand*
Sean: *grabs hand*
Shredder: *pulls Sean up*
Sean: Thanks *walks*
Shredder: *follows*
regenbogen Dash: *waiting in castle*
Sean: *sees rope*
Shredder: *looks up*
Sean: *puts down two bags* Leave the one on the left behind, and tie the other one to the end of the rope *climbs up*
Shredder: *ties bag to right on rope*
Sean: *climbing up*

Suddenly I heard music

Sean: *looks out window*
Nazis: *sleeping*
Sean: (Must be drunk) *Continues to climb*
regenbogen Dash: *pulls Sean up*
Sean: Oh god *breathes heavily*
regenbogen Dash: Du shouldn't be going on these crazy missions, you're too young.
Sean: *sits down* Thank Du for those kind words, even though we're the same age.
Shredder: *climbs up*
regenbogen Dash: *looks down* What's on the rope?
Sean: A bag of supplies. We'll need it for our escape.
Shredder: *Enters*
Sean: Nice work Shredder *pulls up rope*
regenbogen Dash: So, how are we going to do this?
Sean: In fifteen minutes, Du will meet me, and Shredder at the golden hall. Get a suitcase of guns, explosives, and ammunition set up.
regenbogen Dash: With pleasure
Sean: *brings bag up* This has some of the equipment you'll have to put in the suitcase.
Shredder: When are we going to the golden hall?
Sean: Soon, but first we gotta take care of something.

What we had to take care of was the helicopter pilot.

Sean: *sees helicopter* They're going to fly Celestia out of here.
Shredder: What do we do?
Sean: Go into the radio room. When the pilot comes, kill him.
Shredder: Alright *goes to radio room*
Radio operator: *sitting*
Shredder: Hello?
Radio Operator: *looks back*
Shredder: *kills radio operator*
Sean: *checks watch*
Nazi soldier: *walking dog*
Sean: *walks to pilot* Are Du the pilot?
Nazi Pilot: Yes sir.
Sean: There's a call for Du from Dr. Robotnik. It's in that radio room.
Nazi pilot: *goes to radio room*
Sean: Mind if I wait Von the feuer with Du leiutenant?
Nazi Leiutenant: No sir, go right ahead.
Sean: *warms hands* Getting pretty chilly, isn't it?
Nazi Leiutenant: Oh yes it is.
Nazi pilot: *walks in radio room*
Radio operator: *dead*
Nazi pilot: *walks to radio operator*
Shredder: *Stabs pilot*
Nazi pilot: *dies*

Shortly after that

Sean: *Arrives* Du did good.
Shredder: Yeah, well Du know how it is. What do we do now?
Sean: Now we must go rescue Princess Cadence. Hopefully, the Nazis didn't get any info out of her, oder find that she's not Celestia. *walks out of radio room*
Shredder: *follows*

Eventually we reached the golden hall

Sean: *waiting Von stairs*
General Rosemeyer: Now listen, we have to know about Manehattan, and how to take it over, so why don't Du just tell us?
Cadence: *disguised as Celestia* No thank you.
Sean: She's doing good so far
Shredder: Yeah.
Colonel Kramer: I can't believe Du won't tell us.
General Rosemeyer: For the 8th time, tell us about Manehattan.
Cadence: My name is Princess Celestia, and I am the ruler of Equestria.
Colonel Kramer: Are Du trying to tell us something Von saying that?
General Rosemeyer: I think she means that we'll be attacked if we keep her here.
Colonel Kramer: Celestia, I'm sure Du noticed, but the leiutenant here is a trained nurse.
Leiutenant Schwarts: *pulls out syringes*
Colonel Kramer: She can heal people, but she can also hurt them.

Meanwhile in regenbogen Dash's room

regenbogen Dash: *putting weapons in suitcase*
Major Von Hapen: *walks to regenbogen Dash's door*
regenbogen Dash: *grabs explosives*
Major Von Hapen: *knocks on door*
regenbogen Dash: Just a moment.
Major Von Hapen: *knocks on door*
regenbogen Dash: *closes suitcase* Come in.
Major Von Hapen: *opens door*
regenbogen Dash: Ah, major. How nice to see Du again.
Major Von Hapen: Same to you. I must admit after what happened at the cable car station you've won your way into my heart.
regenbogen Dash: That's nice. Should we go on a date?
Major Von Hapen: Yes we should. We'll go to the alpine bar.
regenbogen Dash: Du like it there?
Major Von Hapen: Yes, I remember going to a similar place like that in Dusseldorf.
regenbogen Dash: Where's that?
Major Von Hapen: Germany. I was a student there for many years from, 1929 to 1933.

Cadence was still disguised as Celestia when this happened

Colonel Kramer: *raises glass* To health gentlemen. *drinks*
Others: *drink*
Cadence: *does not drink*
Colonel Kramer: You're not drinking Princess Celestia.
Cadence: I shouldn't. I've got to remain sober for when I return to Canterlot.
Colonel Kramer: If Du return to Canterlot.
General Rosemeyer: It all depends on whether she talks oder not.
Colonel Kramer: You're right. It also depends on two other things.
Cadence: What do Du mean?
Nazi: *brings Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon to them*
Colonel Kramer: These two are a part of our army. We'll be sending them to their Home to check on Ponyville, and keep things in line.
Diamond Tiara: Back to Ponyville? Are Du mad? Not with Sean the hedgehog, and Shredder still around.
Silverspoon: Where are they anyway?
Colonel Kramer: We believe they are not here. Instead they're making their way out of Bethlehem, and getting to Fillydelphia. Now Celestia, does this change your personality? Will Du give us the info we need to attack Manehattan?
Cadence: Nothing has changed.
Colonel Kramer: Most unfortunate.
Lieutenant Schwarts: *grabs syringe*
Sean: *walks to stairs*
Shredder: *Follows*
Cadence: *waits in chair*
Sean: *reaches bottom of stairs* Just a wonderful Tag to kill a princess-
Diamond Tiara: *stands up*
Sean: Don't move.
Colonel Kramer: *picks up phone*
Sean: No, I advise Du not to Colonel. Me, and the lieutenant here have everything under control. Lieutenant, drop the gun.
Shredder: What?
Sean: Drop that gun, and sit down.
Shredder: *drops gun* What the fuck are Du talking about?
Sean: Sit down.
Shredder: *Sits down* Major, if I live to be 100.
Sean: You're nothing lieutenant. Nothing, but a punk. A Sekunde rate punk.
Colonel Kramer: If I might say something major?
Sean: All in good time colonel. All in good time. I was about to simply tell Du about the princess, but first we must get some things down first. Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon here are traitors, and idiots.
Silverspoon: Don't listen to him Colonel, that's bulls-
Sean: Shut it.
Silverspoon: *Stays quiet*
Sean: Allow me to introduce myself. Major Johann Schmidt, SS military intelligence.
Colonel Kramer: Can Du prove that?
Sean: Certainly, but before I do I want Du to call down one of your guards. I know fancy talking, and how to make things interesting.
Colonel Kramer: *grabs phone*

At the alpine bar

Major Von Hapen: French? I seem to remember that the cathedral was on the other side of the square.
regenbogen Dash: Wow.
Major Von Hapen: Of course, everyone makes mistakes, ja?
regenbogen Dash: Yeah, it's pretty easy to forget. *rubs head*
Major Von Hapen: *looks at regenbogen Dash* Fraulein, Du seem to be a little bit distracted. Is it the drinks?
regenbogen Dash: Yeah. Can we go Home please?
Major Von Hapen: Of course. Follow me, and I'll take Du to the cable car.

Back at the castle

Sean: *drinking whiskey* Right. Now that we're all comfortable I think it's time to talk about who everyone is, and what they're doing here. Now first the lieutenant *points to Shredder* He's an assassin. A member of the American O.S.S. His job is to shoot Du colonel, and Du General Rosemeyer. Now we go to these two fillies here. Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon claim to be a part of the Nazis, but really they are in the pony alliance.
Silverspoon: That's not true
Colonel Kramer: Let him finish!!
Sean: Their job was to get a job for your army, being Friends with Twilight Sparkle, and all, just to trick you.
Diamond Tiara: That's also not true. Du can't prove any of this!
Sean: I can't? Any denials lieutenant?
Shredder: *stays quiet*
Sean: Now, Celestia *grabs pistol* Why don't Du Zeigen us who Du really are.
Cadence: *does nothing*
Sean: *shoots Cadence's chair*
Cadence: *gets rid of disguise* My name is Princess Cadence, I don't rule Canterlot. However I do rule the Crystal Empire.
Sean: Thank you. Having successfully defeated the Nazi forces in Canterlot during the Grand Galloping Gala, what was the Weiter part of our plan? To sabotage the Nazi's plan of attack. How? Create a fake plane crash, with someone disguised as Celestia on board, and allow herself to be tortured, and brought here just to allow a perfect excuse for soldiers of the pony alliance to rescue her.
General Rosemeyer: And Du Major Schmidt? What were your orders?
Sean: To make my way out of Bethlehem, and getting to Fillydelphia.
Colonel Kramer: That's incredible.
Sean: It certainly is.
General Rosemeyer: Du are going to give us proof of who Du are.
Sean: Certainly General. The proof is in three parts, first if I'm not who I say I am what am I doing here? What can I hold against the Third Reich? Maybe.. *looks at Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon* It was these two, being confused on which side to join, so they attack both for no reason.
Silverspoon: We all work through contacts! It wasn't neccesary, oder safe, sicher for us to know where our orders are coming from!
Sean: That's true, especially since I know his name, and Du don't *shows name to Colonel Kramer* Sekunde General, Du have a very powerful radio transmitter. Get a call to Dr. Robotnik in Mobius.

In Mobius

Shadow: *walks into Robotnik's room* Dr? Dr?!
Robotnik: *waking up*
Shadow: Dr!!
Robotnik: What?
Shadow: It's Colonel Kramer from the Schloss Adler on the telephone. *grabs telephone* He says it's very urgent.
Robotnik: *takes phone* Yeah? Dr. Robotnik speaking. Yeah Colonel?
Colonel Kramer: Can Du describe him?
Robotnik: That will not be neccesary. Ask him to Zeigen Du his right forearm.
Colonel Kramer: May I see your right forearm?
Sean: Sure *shows right forearm*
Robotnik: Now two parallel scars should be there three centimeters above.
Colonel Kramer: The scars are there.
Robotnik: Ask how did he get them.
Colonel Kramer: How did Du get those?
Sean: I was born with them.
Colonel Kramer: He says he was born with them.
Robotnik: That is right. So tell him he's a traitor!
Sean: Tell him he's a renegade.
Robotnik: *laughs* And honestly, he sounds so much like Sean The Hedgehog.
Colonel Kramer: Thank Du Dr.
Robotnik: No, thank Du colonel. Good night. *hangs up* Give me the water!
Shadow: *gives Robotnik glass of water*

Returning to the Schloss Adler

Sean: As Du know Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon are careless imbecules. They even hate everypony in Ponyville, and decided to rebel against them.
Silverspoon: There's something very wrong Colonel. I don't doubt who Schmidt is, but there has been some mistake!
Sean: Yes, and you're the ones who made it. Schwarts, would Du be good enough to get everyone paper, and a pencil? We're going to find out everyone's side of the story.
Lieutenant Schwarts: *goes to get papers, and pencils*

At regenbogen Dash's room in the castle

Major Von Hapen: Good night Maria. *kisses regenbogen Dash's hand* Du are a charming girl.
regenbogen Dash: Thank you.
Major Von Hapen: We must get to know each other a little bit more.
regenbogen Dash: Yes, we must. *goes to her room*
Major Von Hapen: *suddenly thinks* Something doesn't feel right *walks down hall*
Diamond Tiara: *writing*
Silverspoon: *writing*
Sean: *watching*
Major Von Hapen: *walks past helicopter*
Sean: *shows Bücher to General* Any one of these will do.
General Rosemeyer: *smokes cigarette*
Shredder: *looks at gun on floor*
Sean: *gives book to Colonel Kramer* Fühlen Sie sich frei, um in dort zu suchen.
Colonel Kramer: *looks in books*

All the pages were empty

Colonel Kramer: *sweating* GUARD!!
Sean: *kills guard*
Shredder: *grabs gun*
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *stand up*
Shredder: Just relax. *looks at Sean* A Sekunde rate punk, huh?
Sean: Yeah, that was all I could think of at the time.
Shredder: Thanks, that just makes it much worse.
Sean: Sorry.
Colonel Kramer: Is that all Du wanted? Those books?
Sean: Yeah, according to those two fillies they really wanted to be part of your army.
Colonel Kramer: Then they aren't careless imbecules!
Sean: Yes, I'm afraid so. We had a bunch of good info being lost, and useless information coming in. But we knew we couldn't prove what was going on even if we could.
General Rosemeyer: And what about those names?
Sean: Something tells me that they will come to good use. *takes all notebooks* Thank Du for your time.
Major Von Hapen: STAY WHERE Du ARE!! *at bottom of stairs* I advise everyone to be perfectly still.
Cadence & General Rosemeyer: *staying still*
Major Von Hapen: Drop your gun Major.
Sean: *drops gun*
Major Von Hapen: Du too Lieutenant.
Shredder: *drops gun*
Major Von Hapen: Von the feuer please.
Shredder: *moves Weiter to fire*
Colonel Kramer: *stands up* Thank christ you're here Major. They we're just about to-
Major Von Hapen: Sit down, colonel!!
Colonel Kramer: *sits*
Major Von Hapen: *walks down stairs* Everyone remains as he is, until I find out what exactly is going on here.
Colonel Kramer: What do Du mean? *stands up* I'm sure Du can see perfectly what's going on-
Major Von Hapen: SIT!! down colonel.
Colonel Kramer: *sits*
Sean: It's perfectly simple major. The lieutenant, and myself have been uncovering the clues on who's been trying to assassinate Robotnik.
General Rosemeyer: *Stands up* THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS!!
Major Von Hapen: General!! Sit down
General Rosemeyer: *sits*
Sean: They're all guilty of betraying the third reich. Just before Du interrupted us, I was placing this whole group underarrest.
Colonel Kramer: THEY WERE HERE TO GET NAMES OF GERMAN AGENTS WORKING FOR THE pony ALLIANCE!!!!!!!
Sean: I don't expect Du to believe me Major, but Du certainly will once I Zeigen Du the names in these books.
Major Von Hapen: Let me see them.
Sean: *walks to Major Von Hapen*
Major Von Hapen: Careful Major. Very slowly.

At the other side of the door to the golden hall

regenbogen Dash: *runs to door* (My disguise is fading. I'm turning back into a pony)
Major Von Hapen: Bring them here.
Sean: *slowly walks to major*
Major Von Hapen: Bring them here!
regenbogen Dash: *enters room*
Major Von Hapen: *looks*
Shredder: *Grabs silenced pistol* Sean
Sean: *ducks*
Shredder: *kills Major Von Hapen*
Colonel Kramer: *grabs telephone*
Shredder: *kills Colonel Kramer*
General Rosemeyer: *Grabs gun*
Shredder: *kills General Rosemeyer*
Lieutenant Schwarts: *runs to door*
Shredder: *kills Lieutenant Schwarts*
Sean: Come on get up!
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *stand up*
Sean: Put your hooves up.
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *slowly put hooves up*
Sean: Put your hooves up!!
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *put hooves up*
Sean: Cadence, take the Colonel's gun. Dash bring that bag over here.
regenbogen Dash: *brings suitcase*
Sean: Du were late.
regenbogen Dash: At least I showed up.

Our disguises faded away, and we turned back to normal