Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Happy 4th of July!
Tom: We already passed that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Angry* SINCE WHEN?!!?
Tom: Since last Saturday?
Master Sword: *Has smoke coming out of his ears, and catches on fire* RAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Save that for The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We have three special guest stars that will appear later on in this show, but right now, we must do the crossover parody.
Master Sword: Yes, Du see, we got in trouble with Warner Brothers for using two of their Filme for this Crossover Parody.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: And we must Zeigen it before they send an assassin out here to kill us.
Master Sword: The crossover parody we're talking about is Dirty Harry Potter.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: Let's get it started!
Dirty Harry Potter
Starring Sean The Hedgehog as Harry Potter
Saten Twist as Draco Malfoy
Blaze as Severus Snape
Tom Foolery as Ron Weasley
Snow Wonder as Hermione Granger
And special guest star, Nikki West as Ron's sister that ends up marrying Harry in the ending of The Deadly Hallows part 2. Also known as Ginny.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ron: *Walking down a hallway in Hogwarts* It seems to be very cloudy today. Why can't anypony in England get Mehr pleasant weather?
Hermione: Because we live in a country that strives for perfection, and having a boring cloudy Tag is perfect for all of us British ponies.
Audience: *Laughing*
Draco: *Arrives* You're coming with me. *Uses a magic spell to make them fall asleep*
Meanwhile in Snape's office.
Harry: What did Du call me down here for?
Snape: Listen to this. *Plays a message on his phone*
Draco: I have kidnapped twelve students from Gryffindor. I'm going to take them away from here, and if anyone tries to stop me, they all die. *Hangs up*
Harry: What are we going to do?
Snape: Nothing.
Harry: Du call me down to your office just to tell me that Malfoy is kidnapping students, and Du won't do a damn thing about it?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Snape: *Pleased with himself* Yes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: *Leaves*
Draco got all of the kidnapped students onto a flying bus.
Ginny: Where are Du taking us?
Draco: Somewhere magical.
Ron: I have a feeling he wants us dead.
Draco: Damnit, Du figured out what I had planned!
Hermione: Well, why are Du taking us somewhere to be killed? Can't Du just kill us now?
Audience: *Laughing*
Draco: Nope. Obviously, no one is trying to save you, so I have nothing to worry about.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: *Arriving on his broom*
Unimportant Gryffindor Pony: Look! It's Harry Potter!
Draco: Shut up. You're not supposed to have any dialogue.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: *Lands on oben, nach oben of the bus*
Draco: *Loses his sanity* AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Makes the bus go down onto a road, and crashes into a Volkswagen*
Harry: *Nearly falls off*
Draco: He's not even a pony. Why is he in Hogwarts?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Draco was too busy being angry to notice that he was about to crash into a pile of gravel.
Draco: *Crashes into the gravel*
Harry: *Falls into the gravel*
Draco: *Runs out of the bus*
Harry: *Runs after Draco*
Ron: Go after him Harry.
Hermione: Be quiet Ron. We're supposed to do nothing while Harry defeats Malfoy.
Ron: Why are we doing nothing?
Hermione: Because we're no longer important to the story.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry & Draco: *Shooting at each other with wands*
Draco: *Runs down a hill*
Harry: Forget magic. I need something better. *Grabs a gun*
Audience: *Gasping*
Harry: It's alright. It's just a prop.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Draco: *Grabs a colt, and points his wand at his head* Harry Potter! Drop your, wait, where's your wand?
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: *Shoots Draco*
Draco: *Falls down, letting go of the colt, and watches him run away*
Harry: *Points his gun at Draco*
Draco: I thought that was a prop.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: It's a .44 magnum. The most powerful hand gun in all of Equestria, and will blow your head clean off.
Draco: I thought the 500 was Mehr powerful.
Harry: Who cares? They're both Von Smith & Wesson.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: *Shoots Draco*
Draco: *Dies*
Harry: Why couldn't we have that instead of a fight against Voldemort?
The End
On the Weiter part of this episode
Tom Foolery has a dream.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on straße corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Weiter to Double Scoop*
Tom: Mehr ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Weiter to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
The episode starts, with some of the ponies having dreams.
Saten Twist: *In his house. His dream is about hippies* No! Go away Du annoying assholes! Du won't get my chainsaw!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *At his house. His dream is about not being angry* this is a nightmare. I can't go on a rage!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *At his house, humming the CHiPs theme song*
Inside his dream
Tom: *Looks at himself dressed as a police officer on a motorcycle, then looks at Master Sword* Is it me, oder am I dreaming?
Master Sword: *Looks around* I hope you're dreaming, because I hate Los Angeles!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Why do Du hate Los Angeles?
Master Sword: No reason.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Confused* Okay.
This car was heading towards Tom, and Master Sword, being driven Von Nikki West.
Tom: That '56 Bel Air is speeding.
Master Sword: It's going 80 miles an hour. Let's get 'em.
Tom: There's just one pony driving Master Sword. We can't get "em" We can get her.
Audience: *Laughing*
Song (Start it at 0:05): link
As Nikki turns left leading onto a road going to a highway at 75 miles an hour, Tom, and Master Sword follow her.
Master Sword: LA 15-7 Mary 4, Rogue 10-29, Sam Adam Ocean, 476.
Tom: (His voice changed)
Audience: *Laughing*
Nikki: *Enters the highway*
Tom & Master Sword: *Behind Nikki*
Dispatch: 15-7 Mary 4, 10-36 on Sam Adam Ocean, 476. Your 10-20?
Master Sword: *Listens to Tom talking on the radio, and thinks in his head* (What the hell is with all those numbers?!)
Audience: *Laughing*
Nikki: *Turns right onto another highway*
Tom & Master Sword: *Follows Nikki*
Dispatch: Ten-4 7 Mary 3.
Episode 22: Hi. My Name Is....
Special guest stars
Nikki West from Jade_23
Larry Wilcox from SeanTheHedgehog
Erik Estrada from SeanTheHedgehog
Tom: *Catching up to Nikki*
Master Sword: *Behind Tom*
Nikki: *Passes a Chrysler, and two trucks*
Tom & Master Sword: *Behind Nikki*
Nikki: *Turns off a highway*
Master Sword: Du know what? This is getting boring! I quit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Master Sword?!!!?
Stop the song
Tom: *Wakes up in his bed, realizing he just had a dream* F**k. Leave it to Master Sword to screw things up.
Later on in the day, Tom was walking downtown in Ponyville, and saw Larry Wilcox, and Erik Estrada.
Tom: *Gets excited, and screams like a fangirl*
Audience: *Laughing*
Larry & Erik: *Staring at Tom*
Tom: I remember you!
Larry: Yeah. Du starred as one of the bad guys in the CHiPs movie we did.
Erik: What's up?
Tom: I had a dream that me, and Master Sword we're doing your jobs, and he just quit.
Larry: What made him do that?
Tom: He sagte chasing this mare in a '56 Chevy was boring.
Erik: How can Du get bored Von that?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Erik: A nice mare? A nice car? What does he have to be bored about?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Larry: At least it was just a dream, and not the real thing.
Tom: You're telling me. Hey listen, me, and some other ponies have to do a few skits. May we talk later?
Larry: Absolutely.
Erik: I want to be in some of the skits!
Tom: I thought Du had things to do, being a celebrity, and all.
Larry: We don't get to star, sterne in many movies, oder TV shows.
Tom: Alright then, today is your lucky day.
Song (Start it at 2:08): link
Tom: *Looks at the audience* Larry Wilcox, and Erik Estrada are going to Mitmachen us today folks!
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: The first skit will be Celebrity Jeopardy! Don't go away!
Audience: *Whistling, cheering, and clapping*
Tom: *Hears a lion roar* Ignore that. The director got high on weed, and decided to buy a lion as a pet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game Zeigen wheel.)
Nikki West as rosa
Larry Wilcox & Erik Estrada as Theirselves
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I am happy to announce that for the very first time in this show, Sean the hedgehog will not be joining us. He's busy starting a new movie called The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville. So I don't have to worry about him making sexual threats to my grand daughter.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: With that said, let's take a look at the scores. rosa is in Sekunde place with negative $55,555.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pink: Why don't Du have any categories about the color pink? I'd be in first place Von now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Sure. In first place with 3 dollars, Larry Wilcox.
Audience: *Cheering, and whistling*
Larry: Alex, it's really great to be here. I heard that when Du play this game for charity, I instantly had to join, and-
Alex: *Not interested* Interesting.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally, Erik Estrada with negative $123,456.
Audience: *Laughing*
Erik: Hey that's bullshit man. Every answer I gave Du was correct!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No they were not. Now let's Bewegen onto Double Jeopardy. The categories for this game are..
POTENT POTABLES
THE DOLLAR BILL
Filme STARRING TOM HANKS
PILLOWS
CAR COMPANIES THAT BEGIN IN DODGE
CAR COMPANIES THAT END IN DODGE
And finally, ARTWORK Von LEONARDO DA VINCI
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. Wilcox, you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Larry: Okay, how about 800?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For which category?
Larry: Just pick one. I don't care.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Du don't care. Okay. Car companies that begin in Dodge for 800.
Larry: Actually, I wanna do Car companies that end in Dodge.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fine. Car companies that end in Dodge for 800. This car company has a name that ends in Dodge.
Erik: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Estrada?
Erik: Kawasaki!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Rings the wrong answer buzzer* They don't even make cars.
Pink: *Rings in*
Alex: Pink?
Pink: Yes, what can I do for you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Du buzzed in.
Pink: Really? I don't remember doing that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well, Du did. *Hears a buzzer go off three times* And Du ran out of time.
Larry: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Wilcox?
Larry: I wanted to do Car companies that begin in Dodge. I realized that would be easier than the category we're doing now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well, since Du can't make up your mind, we're not gonna let Du pick anymore categories. Pink, why don't Du pick a category?
Pink: Fartwork Von Leonardo Dicaprio for 1,000.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: Du should be ashamed of yourself. Okay, let's go with Filme Starring Tom Hanks for 600. This actor starred in Forrest Gump.
Pink: *Rings in*
Alex: Yes Pink?
Pink: I actually have proof that Leonardo Dicaprio-
Alex: Let me stop Du right there, and continue the game.
Audience: *Laughing*
Larry: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Wilcox?
Larry: Eh, who is...
Alex: Yes?
Larry: Tom...
Alex: You're almost there! Go on!
Larry: I got it. Who is Tom Cruise?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: NO!!! The answer was Tom Hanks!!
Erik: Hey! I would have gotten that!
Alex: No Du would not have gotten that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's end this, and go to final jeopardy. The category is your Favorit drink.
Final jeopardy Musik began to play.
Alex: There's no way this can go wrong.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: There are a lot of drinks, so pick one. It could be water, Sprite, rootbeer, anything. Just please get the right answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, let's start with Larry Wilcox, and Du wrote down.. *Looks at Larry's podium* Actually, he drew something. It appears to be a pick up truck.
Audience: *Laughing*
Larry: Du always gotta go with GMC, oder Chevy. They make the best trucks in all of Equestria.
Alex: *Bored* I'll keep that in mind. Pink, your Favorit drink is.. *Sees Pink's pen is missing*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Where's your pen?
Pink: What pen?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The pen attached to your podium. Where is it?
Pink: Oh, uh..
Alex: Du know what? Forget it. I'll ask Nicholas Cage after the game.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally, Erik Estrada. Du wrote down, *Sees a drawing of himself being executed Von guillotine*
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Alex: All Du had to do was write down your Favorit drink.
Erik: I did. It's beer. Du can see that, because that's what you're carrying with your hooves just before your head gets cut off.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Disgusted* Right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's it for Jeopardy. Sean, if you're watching this, please come back.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Up next, it's The Story of Corporal Agarn
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic regenbogen as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
Special guest stars Nikki West as Nikki East, and Larry Wilcox as Nicholas McWalker
Corporal Vanderbilt was handing everypony letters. Everypony was standing in formation.
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Gives Corporal Dobbs a letter* Here Du are Duffy.
Corporal Dobbs: I ain't Duffy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Vanderbilt: Sorry Sarge.
Corporal Dobbs: I ain't O' Rourke either.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Gives Corporal Agarn a letter* Here Du go Dobbs.
Corporal Agarn: I'm Agarn Vanderbilt! Du already gave Dobbs his letter!
Corporal Dobbs: *Reads his letter* Oh no.
Corporal Agarn: Must be terrible news.
Corporal Dobbs: They won't be able to repair my horn, signalhorn until Weiter week!
Corporal Agarn: I take it back. It's not bad.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: *Reads his letter* Dear Randolph. Du spend too much time in the army. If Du don't get discharged soon, I will divorce you. Nikki East. My wife wants to divorce me!
Captain Parmenter: *Arrives* What's wrong Agarn?
Corporal Agarn: My wife wants to divorce me unless I'm discharged.
Captain Parmenter: Du must be really upset about this.
Corporal Agarn: I'm not. I'm angry! I want to go-
Captain Parmenter: Please don't say it.
Corporal Agarn: On...
Captain Parmenter: Okay, you're not gonna listen to me. Never mind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: A... *Causes an explosion behind him* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
He went with Sargent O' Rourke to Nikki's house.
Nikki: Randolph! *Runs to Corporal Agarn, and kisses him* Did Du get discharged?
Corporal Agarn: Not yet.
Nikki: Well why not?
Corporal Agarn: It's much Mehr complicated then Du think it is.
Nicholas: *Arrives* Darling, who is this?
Nikki: This is my husband, Randolph.
Corporal Agarn: *Points at Nicholas* And who are you, might I ask?!
Nicholas: A friend. Nicholas McWalker.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hey. Are Du Irish just like me?
Nicholas: Yes. It should be obvious Von the mc in my last name.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nikki: If Du don't get discharged, I'll divorce you, and marry Nicholas.
Corporal Agarn: But honey, it takes a long time to get discharged. I'm not in control of it. If I was, that would be great, because I really don't wanna deal with Dobbs, and his bugle.
Sargent O' Rourke: It was damaged. Remember?
Corporal Agarn: Oh yeah. I was too busy being angry to remember.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: The point is, Corporal Agarn loves Du just as much as Du Liebe him. Du shouldn't let his career get in the way of your love. Just because he's far away, doesn't mean he doesn't wanna spend time with you.
Corporal Agarn: But we weren't far away. We just had to walk for half a minute.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: I had to make it sound romantic.
Corporal Agarn: Being far away does not make anything romantic.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nikki: *Has a tear come out of her eye* Very touching. Randolph, your Sargent is right. I won't divorce Du to marry Nicholas.
Corporal Agarn: Oh, good.
Nikki: Instead, I'll divorce Du to marry Sargent O' Rourke!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Sargent! I thought we were working together on this!
Sargent O' Rourke: Sorry. I did everything I could.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the horn, signalhorn poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning Du Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, it's The Movie Studio
The Movie Studio
Starring
Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic regenbogen as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah
Special guest star, sterne Erik Estrada as Kasey Red
Director Nick was directing a movie about police officers.
Nick: Okay, Connor, here's what's gonna happen-
Roxy: *Arrives* Sir, we're missing a camera.
Nick: Which one?
Roxy: Camera 5.
Nick: Shit. I need that camera for the movie I'm directing. It's got the most amount of film in it, and I can't buy anymore film.
Roxy: Don't Du have any money?
Nick: Have Du ever tried buying film?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: How are we going to film this movie?
Nick: I'm not sure. Though I do have a hunch on who stahl, stola it.
They go to the Warner Brothers movie studio.
Kasey: Haha! We have successfully stolen a camera from MGM. Now we shall make a film that will knock the socks off of everypony. Wait a minute, nopony wears socks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Arrives with Connor, and Louis* Du stahl, stola one of our cameras!
Kasey: Of course I did. What do Du think I don't know that already?
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: Give it back to us.
Kasey: No way. This belongs to me now.
Connor: Not if I have anything to say about it. *Grabs a chainsaw, and turns it on, pointing it towards Kasey*
Louis: Seriously? I think Du use those things too much.
Nick: Yeah, you're making it overrated.
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: It was either this, oder an axe.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kasey: *Runs away*
Nick: The camera is ours.
Kasey: *Returns with a gun* Guess again!
One generic fight scene later.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: Alright, let's start this. Rolling Downhill Scene 1, take 1, action. *Tries to film what's going on, but realizes the camera has no film* Du must be joking!
Connor: What's wrong?
Nick: I just remembered this camera has the least amount of film. Camera 2 has the most amount.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up next, it's the bloopers.
Tom: Blooper time. Since Larry Wilcox, and Erik Estrada were two of the special guest stars in this show, we have a song to play during the bloopers, just for them.
Song: link
Tom: Wrong, wrong, wrong!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: The CHiPs music.
Song: link
Master Sword: Happy 5th of July!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Angry* OH SHIT I GOT IT WRONG!!!
---
Draco: *Loses his sanity* AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Makes the bus go down onto a road, but crashes into a tree*
Director: Cut.
Harry: *Gets out of the bus* Who gave Malfoy a license?
Audience: *Laughing*
Take 2
Draco: *Loses his sanity* AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Makes the bus go down onto a road, and crashes into a Volkswagen*
Ron: *Vomits on Draco* I'm getting sick of your pathetic driving.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Master Sword: *At his house. His dream is about not being angry* this is a nightmare. I can go on a rage! *Wakes up* Did I say I can instead of can't? I'm sorry.
Audience: *Laughing*
Take 2
Master Sword: *At his house. His dream is about not being angry* this is an outrage. I can't go on a rage! *Catches on fire* Oh, never mind, I'm going on one right now.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Alex: Okay, let's go with Filme Starring Tom Hanks for 600. This actor starred in Forrest Gump.
Larry: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Wilcox?
Larry: Eh, who is...
Alex: Yes?
Larry: Tom...
Alex: You're almost there! Go on!
Larry: I got it. Who is Tom Reilly?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Who is that?
Larry: The guy that replaced me on CHiPs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I think Du should say Tom Cruise instead. Can we do that scene again?
---
Alex: That's it for Jeopardy. Sean, if you're watching this, please come back.
Sean: *Arrives* I'm back Trebek!
Audience: *Cheering*
Alex: Thank goodness. I really missed you.
Sean: I missed Du too Alex, but it was also fun to have sex with your grand daughter during filming of my new movie.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
---
Nikki: Randolph! *Runs to Corporal Agarn, but trips*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Walks onto the stage* She's trying to take my character away!
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Kasey: Haha! We have successfully stolen a camera from MGM. Now we shall make a film that will knock the socks off of everypony. Wait a minute, nopony wears socks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sexy Mare: *Walks onto the stage wearing socks* What about me?
Director: No! Cut, cut, cut!!
Kasey: What? I'm having a great time!
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
STH/AM6663 Entertainment. Copyright, 2015
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Happy 4th of July!
Tom: We already passed that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Angry* SINCE WHEN?!!?
Tom: Since last Saturday?
Master Sword: *Has smoke coming out of his ears, and catches on fire* RAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Save that for The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We have three special guest stars that will appear later on in this show, but right now, we must do the crossover parody.
Master Sword: Yes, Du see, we got in trouble with Warner Brothers for using two of their Filme for this Crossover Parody.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: And we must Zeigen it before they send an assassin out here to kill us.
Master Sword: The crossover parody we're talking about is Dirty Harry Potter.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: Let's get it started!
Dirty Harry Potter
Starring Sean The Hedgehog as Harry Potter
Saten Twist as Draco Malfoy
Blaze as Severus Snape
Tom Foolery as Ron Weasley
Snow Wonder as Hermione Granger
And special guest star, Nikki West as Ron's sister that ends up marrying Harry in the ending of The Deadly Hallows part 2. Also known as Ginny.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ron: *Walking down a hallway in Hogwarts* It seems to be very cloudy today. Why can't anypony in England get Mehr pleasant weather?
Hermione: Because we live in a country that strives for perfection, and having a boring cloudy Tag is perfect for all of us British ponies.
Audience: *Laughing*
Draco: *Arrives* You're coming with me. *Uses a magic spell to make them fall asleep*
Meanwhile in Snape's office.
Harry: What did Du call me down here for?
Snape: Listen to this. *Plays a message on his phone*
Draco: I have kidnapped twelve students from Gryffindor. I'm going to take them away from here, and if anyone tries to stop me, they all die. *Hangs up*
Harry: What are we going to do?
Snape: Nothing.
Harry: Du call me down to your office just to tell me that Malfoy is kidnapping students, and Du won't do a damn thing about it?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Snape: *Pleased with himself* Yes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: *Leaves*
Draco got all of the kidnapped students onto a flying bus.
Ginny: Where are Du taking us?
Draco: Somewhere magical.
Ron: I have a feeling he wants us dead.
Draco: Damnit, Du figured out what I had planned!
Hermione: Well, why are Du taking us somewhere to be killed? Can't Du just kill us now?
Audience: *Laughing*
Draco: Nope. Obviously, no one is trying to save you, so I have nothing to worry about.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: *Arriving on his broom*
Unimportant Gryffindor Pony: Look! It's Harry Potter!
Draco: Shut up. You're not supposed to have any dialogue.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: *Lands on oben, nach oben of the bus*
Draco: *Loses his sanity* AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Makes the bus go down onto a road, and crashes into a Volkswagen*
Harry: *Nearly falls off*
Draco: He's not even a pony. Why is he in Hogwarts?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Draco was too busy being angry to notice that he was about to crash into a pile of gravel.
Draco: *Crashes into the gravel*
Harry: *Falls into the gravel*
Draco: *Runs out of the bus*
Harry: *Runs after Draco*
Ron: Go after him Harry.
Hermione: Be quiet Ron. We're supposed to do nothing while Harry defeats Malfoy.
Ron: Why are we doing nothing?
Hermione: Because we're no longer important to the story.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry & Draco: *Shooting at each other with wands*
Draco: *Runs down a hill*
Harry: Forget magic. I need something better. *Grabs a gun*
Audience: *Gasping*
Harry: It's alright. It's just a prop.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Draco: *Grabs a colt, and points his wand at his head* Harry Potter! Drop your, wait, where's your wand?
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: *Shoots Draco*
Draco: *Falls down, letting go of the colt, and watches him run away*
Harry: *Points his gun at Draco*
Draco: I thought that was a prop.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: It's a .44 magnum. The most powerful hand gun in all of Equestria, and will blow your head clean off.
Draco: I thought the 500 was Mehr powerful.
Harry: Who cares? They're both Von Smith & Wesson.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: *Shoots Draco*
Draco: *Dies*
Harry: Why couldn't we have that instead of a fight against Voldemort?
The End
On the Weiter part of this episode
Tom Foolery has a dream.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on straße corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Weiter to Double Scoop*
Tom: Mehr ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Weiter to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
The episode starts, with some of the ponies having dreams.
Saten Twist: *In his house. His dream is about hippies* No! Go away Du annoying assholes! Du won't get my chainsaw!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *At his house. His dream is about not being angry* this is a nightmare. I can't go on a rage!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *At his house, humming the CHiPs theme song*
Inside his dream
Tom: *Looks at himself dressed as a police officer on a motorcycle, then looks at Master Sword* Is it me, oder am I dreaming?
Master Sword: *Looks around* I hope you're dreaming, because I hate Los Angeles!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Why do Du hate Los Angeles?
Master Sword: No reason.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Confused* Okay.
This car was heading towards Tom, and Master Sword, being driven Von Nikki West.
Tom: That '56 Bel Air is speeding.
Master Sword: It's going 80 miles an hour. Let's get 'em.
Tom: There's just one pony driving Master Sword. We can't get "em" We can get her.
Audience: *Laughing*
Song (Start it at 0:05): link
As Nikki turns left leading onto a road going to a highway at 75 miles an hour, Tom, and Master Sword follow her.
Master Sword: LA 15-7 Mary 4, Rogue 10-29, Sam Adam Ocean, 476.
Tom: (His voice changed)
Audience: *Laughing*
Nikki: *Enters the highway*
Tom & Master Sword: *Behind Nikki*
Dispatch: 15-7 Mary 4, 10-36 on Sam Adam Ocean, 476. Your 10-20?
Master Sword: *Listens to Tom talking on the radio, and thinks in his head* (What the hell is with all those numbers?!)
Audience: *Laughing*
Nikki: *Turns right onto another highway*
Tom & Master Sword: *Follows Nikki*
Dispatch: Ten-4 7 Mary 3.
Episode 22: Hi. My Name Is....
Special guest stars
Nikki West from Jade_23
Larry Wilcox from SeanTheHedgehog
Erik Estrada from SeanTheHedgehog
Tom: *Catching up to Nikki*
Master Sword: *Behind Tom*
Nikki: *Passes a Chrysler, and two trucks*
Tom & Master Sword: *Behind Nikki*
Nikki: *Turns off a highway*
Master Sword: Du know what? This is getting boring! I quit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Master Sword?!!!?
Stop the song
Tom: *Wakes up in his bed, realizing he just had a dream* F**k. Leave it to Master Sword to screw things up.
Later on in the day, Tom was walking downtown in Ponyville, and saw Larry Wilcox, and Erik Estrada.
Tom: *Gets excited, and screams like a fangirl*
Audience: *Laughing*
Larry & Erik: *Staring at Tom*
Tom: I remember you!
Larry: Yeah. Du starred as one of the bad guys in the CHiPs movie we did.
Erik: What's up?
Tom: I had a dream that me, and Master Sword we're doing your jobs, and he just quit.
Larry: What made him do that?
Tom: He sagte chasing this mare in a '56 Chevy was boring.
Erik: How can Du get bored Von that?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Erik: A nice mare? A nice car? What does he have to be bored about?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Larry: At least it was just a dream, and not the real thing.
Tom: You're telling me. Hey listen, me, and some other ponies have to do a few skits. May we talk later?
Larry: Absolutely.
Erik: I want to be in some of the skits!
Tom: I thought Du had things to do, being a celebrity, and all.
Larry: We don't get to star, sterne in many movies, oder TV shows.
Tom: Alright then, today is your lucky day.
Song (Start it at 2:08): link
Tom: *Looks at the audience* Larry Wilcox, and Erik Estrada are going to Mitmachen us today folks!
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: The first skit will be Celebrity Jeopardy! Don't go away!
Audience: *Whistling, cheering, and clapping*
Tom: *Hears a lion roar* Ignore that. The director got high on weed, and decided to buy a lion as a pet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game Zeigen wheel.)
Nikki West as rosa
Larry Wilcox & Erik Estrada as Theirselves
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I am happy to announce that for the very first time in this show, Sean the hedgehog will not be joining us. He's busy starting a new movie called The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville. So I don't have to worry about him making sexual threats to my grand daughter.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: With that said, let's take a look at the scores. rosa is in Sekunde place with negative $55,555.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pink: Why don't Du have any categories about the color pink? I'd be in first place Von now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Sure. In first place with 3 dollars, Larry Wilcox.
Audience: *Cheering, and whistling*
Larry: Alex, it's really great to be here. I heard that when Du play this game for charity, I instantly had to join, and-
Alex: *Not interested* Interesting.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally, Erik Estrada with negative $123,456.
Audience: *Laughing*
Erik: Hey that's bullshit man. Every answer I gave Du was correct!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No they were not. Now let's Bewegen onto Double Jeopardy. The categories for this game are..
POTENT POTABLES
THE DOLLAR BILL
Filme STARRING TOM HANKS
PILLOWS
CAR COMPANIES THAT BEGIN IN DODGE
CAR COMPANIES THAT END IN DODGE
And finally, ARTWORK Von LEONARDO DA VINCI
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. Wilcox, you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Larry: Okay, how about 800?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For which category?
Larry: Just pick one. I don't care.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Du don't care. Okay. Car companies that begin in Dodge for 800.
Larry: Actually, I wanna do Car companies that end in Dodge.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fine. Car companies that end in Dodge for 800. This car company has a name that ends in Dodge.
Erik: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Estrada?
Erik: Kawasaki!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Rings the wrong answer buzzer* They don't even make cars.
Pink: *Rings in*
Alex: Pink?
Pink: Yes, what can I do for you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Du buzzed in.
Pink: Really? I don't remember doing that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well, Du did. *Hears a buzzer go off three times* And Du ran out of time.
Larry: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Wilcox?
Larry: I wanted to do Car companies that begin in Dodge. I realized that would be easier than the category we're doing now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well, since Du can't make up your mind, we're not gonna let Du pick anymore categories. Pink, why don't Du pick a category?
Pink: Fartwork Von Leonardo Dicaprio for 1,000.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: Du should be ashamed of yourself. Okay, let's go with Filme Starring Tom Hanks for 600. This actor starred in Forrest Gump.
Pink: *Rings in*
Alex: Yes Pink?
Pink: I actually have proof that Leonardo Dicaprio-
Alex: Let me stop Du right there, and continue the game.
Audience: *Laughing*
Larry: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Wilcox?
Larry: Eh, who is...
Alex: Yes?
Larry: Tom...
Alex: You're almost there! Go on!
Larry: I got it. Who is Tom Cruise?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: NO!!! The answer was Tom Hanks!!
Erik: Hey! I would have gotten that!
Alex: No Du would not have gotten that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's end this, and go to final jeopardy. The category is your Favorit drink.
Final jeopardy Musik began to play.
Alex: There's no way this can go wrong.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: There are a lot of drinks, so pick one. It could be water, Sprite, rootbeer, anything. Just please get the right answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, let's start with Larry Wilcox, and Du wrote down.. *Looks at Larry's podium* Actually, he drew something. It appears to be a pick up truck.
Audience: *Laughing*
Larry: Du always gotta go with GMC, oder Chevy. They make the best trucks in all of Equestria.
Alex: *Bored* I'll keep that in mind. Pink, your Favorit drink is.. *Sees Pink's pen is missing*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Where's your pen?
Pink: What pen?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The pen attached to your podium. Where is it?
Pink: Oh, uh..
Alex: Du know what? Forget it. I'll ask Nicholas Cage after the game.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally, Erik Estrada. Du wrote down, *Sees a drawing of himself being executed Von guillotine*
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Alex: All Du had to do was write down your Favorit drink.
Erik: I did. It's beer. Du can see that, because that's what you're carrying with your hooves just before your head gets cut off.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Disgusted* Right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's it for Jeopardy. Sean, if you're watching this, please come back.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Up next, it's The Story of Corporal Agarn
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic regenbogen as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
Special guest stars Nikki West as Nikki East, and Larry Wilcox as Nicholas McWalker
Corporal Vanderbilt was handing everypony letters. Everypony was standing in formation.
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Gives Corporal Dobbs a letter* Here Du are Duffy.
Corporal Dobbs: I ain't Duffy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Vanderbilt: Sorry Sarge.
Corporal Dobbs: I ain't O' Rourke either.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Gives Corporal Agarn a letter* Here Du go Dobbs.
Corporal Agarn: I'm Agarn Vanderbilt! Du already gave Dobbs his letter!
Corporal Dobbs: *Reads his letter* Oh no.
Corporal Agarn: Must be terrible news.
Corporal Dobbs: They won't be able to repair my horn, signalhorn until Weiter week!
Corporal Agarn: I take it back. It's not bad.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: *Reads his letter* Dear Randolph. Du spend too much time in the army. If Du don't get discharged soon, I will divorce you. Nikki East. My wife wants to divorce me!
Captain Parmenter: *Arrives* What's wrong Agarn?
Corporal Agarn: My wife wants to divorce me unless I'm discharged.
Captain Parmenter: Du must be really upset about this.
Corporal Agarn: I'm not. I'm angry! I want to go-
Captain Parmenter: Please don't say it.
Corporal Agarn: On...
Captain Parmenter: Okay, you're not gonna listen to me. Never mind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: A... *Causes an explosion behind him* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
He went with Sargent O' Rourke to Nikki's house.
Nikki: Randolph! *Runs to Corporal Agarn, and kisses him* Did Du get discharged?
Corporal Agarn: Not yet.
Nikki: Well why not?
Corporal Agarn: It's much Mehr complicated then Du think it is.
Nicholas: *Arrives* Darling, who is this?
Nikki: This is my husband, Randolph.
Corporal Agarn: *Points at Nicholas* And who are you, might I ask?!
Nicholas: A friend. Nicholas McWalker.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hey. Are Du Irish just like me?
Nicholas: Yes. It should be obvious Von the mc in my last name.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nikki: If Du don't get discharged, I'll divorce you, and marry Nicholas.
Corporal Agarn: But honey, it takes a long time to get discharged. I'm not in control of it. If I was, that would be great, because I really don't wanna deal with Dobbs, and his bugle.
Sargent O' Rourke: It was damaged. Remember?
Corporal Agarn: Oh yeah. I was too busy being angry to remember.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: The point is, Corporal Agarn loves Du just as much as Du Liebe him. Du shouldn't let his career get in the way of your love. Just because he's far away, doesn't mean he doesn't wanna spend time with you.
Corporal Agarn: But we weren't far away. We just had to walk for half a minute.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: I had to make it sound romantic.
Corporal Agarn: Being far away does not make anything romantic.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nikki: *Has a tear come out of her eye* Very touching. Randolph, your Sargent is right. I won't divorce Du to marry Nicholas.
Corporal Agarn: Oh, good.
Nikki: Instead, I'll divorce Du to marry Sargent O' Rourke!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Sargent! I thought we were working together on this!
Sargent O' Rourke: Sorry. I did everything I could.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the horn, signalhorn poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning Du Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, it's The Movie Studio
The Movie Studio
Starring
Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic regenbogen as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah
Special guest star, sterne Erik Estrada as Kasey Red
Director Nick was directing a movie about police officers.
Nick: Okay, Connor, here's what's gonna happen-
Roxy: *Arrives* Sir, we're missing a camera.
Nick: Which one?
Roxy: Camera 5.
Nick: Shit. I need that camera for the movie I'm directing. It's got the most amount of film in it, and I can't buy anymore film.
Roxy: Don't Du have any money?
Nick: Have Du ever tried buying film?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: How are we going to film this movie?
Nick: I'm not sure. Though I do have a hunch on who stahl, stola it.
They go to the Warner Brothers movie studio.
Kasey: Haha! We have successfully stolen a camera from MGM. Now we shall make a film that will knock the socks off of everypony. Wait a minute, nopony wears socks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Arrives with Connor, and Louis* Du stahl, stola one of our cameras!
Kasey: Of course I did. What do Du think I don't know that already?
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: Give it back to us.
Kasey: No way. This belongs to me now.
Connor: Not if I have anything to say about it. *Grabs a chainsaw, and turns it on, pointing it towards Kasey*
Louis: Seriously? I think Du use those things too much.
Nick: Yeah, you're making it overrated.
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: It was either this, oder an axe.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kasey: *Runs away*
Nick: The camera is ours.
Kasey: *Returns with a gun* Guess again!
One generic fight scene later.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: Alright, let's start this. Rolling Downhill Scene 1, take 1, action. *Tries to film what's going on, but realizes the camera has no film* Du must be joking!
Connor: What's wrong?
Nick: I just remembered this camera has the least amount of film. Camera 2 has the most amount.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up next, it's the bloopers.
Tom: Blooper time. Since Larry Wilcox, and Erik Estrada were two of the special guest stars in this show, we have a song to play during the bloopers, just for them.
Song: link
Tom: Wrong, wrong, wrong!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: The CHiPs music.
Song: link
Master Sword: Happy 5th of July!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Angry* OH SHIT I GOT IT WRONG!!!
---
Draco: *Loses his sanity* AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Makes the bus go down onto a road, but crashes into a tree*
Director: Cut.
Harry: *Gets out of the bus* Who gave Malfoy a license?
Audience: *Laughing*
Take 2
Draco: *Loses his sanity* AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Makes the bus go down onto a road, and crashes into a Volkswagen*
Ron: *Vomits on Draco* I'm getting sick of your pathetic driving.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Master Sword: *At his house. His dream is about not being angry* this is a nightmare. I can go on a rage! *Wakes up* Did I say I can instead of can't? I'm sorry.
Audience: *Laughing*
Take 2
Master Sword: *At his house. His dream is about not being angry* this is an outrage. I can't go on a rage! *Catches on fire* Oh, never mind, I'm going on one right now.
Audience: *Laughing*
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Alex: Okay, let's go with Filme Starring Tom Hanks for 600. This actor starred in Forrest Gump.
Larry: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Wilcox?
Larry: Eh, who is...
Alex: Yes?
Larry: Tom...
Alex: You're almost there! Go on!
Larry: I got it. Who is Tom Reilly?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Who is that?
Larry: The guy that replaced me on CHiPs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I think Du should say Tom Cruise instead. Can we do that scene again?
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Alex: That's it for Jeopardy. Sean, if you're watching this, please come back.
Sean: *Arrives* I'm back Trebek!
Audience: *Cheering*
Alex: Thank goodness. I really missed you.
Sean: I missed Du too Alex, but it was also fun to have sex with your grand daughter during filming of my new movie.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
---
Nikki: Randolph! *Runs to Corporal Agarn, but trips*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Walks onto the stage* She's trying to take my character away!
Audience: *Laughing*
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Kasey: Haha! We have successfully stolen a camera from MGM. Now we shall make a film that will knock the socks off of everypony. Wait a minute, nopony wears socks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sexy Mare: *Walks onto the stage wearing socks* What about me?
Director: No! Cut, cut, cut!!
Kasey: What? I'm having a great time!
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
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