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This isn't stealing Wind's idea, I had this planned a while, his just convinced me to make it..



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#10: gitarre MASTER:
So as Du may (but probably not) know, I play electric gitarre on my spare time. So I got a game at my brithday several years ago.. Du plug in your guitar. And it's gitarre Hero, but real.. Only.. It fucking sucks! It kept breaking my strings cause Du have to tune it, EVERY, FUCKING, SONG!!

God, I sold the game, I couldn't look at it.. Fuck that game!!


#9: BLACK OPS 3:
This is Mehr of a personal complaint over a review.. But Du can't play one player, only online.. I never play online.. Only once.. For Call of Duty 4.. I joined in a round at the ship level. Had my own costumized AK47.. Which I wasn't too bad with truth told.. I feel like this might be a new thing for CoD.. Sad, I liked those games. Can always count on a cliche but entertaining short story, and cheesy moments of brutal kills..


#8: ASSASINS CREED BLACK FLAG:
This is the moment the series Lost me.. It's not even that bad. But after Desmond died in the 3rd.. just didn't care anymore. Desmond was our boy. Du can't just kill him off!


#7: BATTLEFIELD 1:
My dad really wanted me having this game.. It's far from the worst. But it's very "meh". Have no interest in follow ups. I like the trenches though.. Espically the opening cutscene..


#6: gitarre HERO - METALLICA:
Truth is, this is the BEST game I ever had,.. I'm just pissed off because.. The PS3 broke.. I can never play it again!.. FUUCK!!


BEST:

#5: LA NOIRE:
Von this point, everyone knows what kinda game this is, so it's up to Du if Du want to play it.. But at a time.. This was falsely advertised as another GTA. So I found it boring and stopped playing.. But than replayed it knowing what it was.. With that mindset. This game is great. Very dark mysterious and with plenty of twists. Cole is amongst one of my favorites. I find him very likable.. Even after the affair, I guess I just was Mehr forgiving than most gamers..


#4: MODERN WARFARE 2:
Wind says the first, I say the second.. It's such s unique game. The first time it started getting Mehr over the top. But, hey. It works.. And honestly, the airport level isn't actually that bad.. I seen worse. Far worse.. And it's just there to make Du wanna kill Macrolf. oder whatever, I don't know how to spell him.. And he's not worthy of finding out..


#3: MAX PAYNE 3:
I never played the orginals, play it as it's own thing, as I got it as a gift.. Truth is. It works for it. It explains "enough" for me to understand it all.. But really, the gameplay of this is just amazing.. The opening level is my favorite..


#2: RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2:
While nobody denies the first is a masterpiece of it's own. Rockstar really went out of their way this game. The characters, setting. It's all so jawdropping.. But I do have complaints, sadly one of my biggest is.. The shooting. The battles themselves can sometimes go on for far too long. And, Du can barely shoot in the heat of battle, the character is shaking, Du can't hold the aimer properly enough, and Du have to rely on deadeye far too much.. This meaning there's ONE game over it..


#1: GRAND THEFT AUTO 5:
Firstly, lets go with the obvious one. The shooting is WAY better.. But honestly this game is just far Mehr bright and colorful than the, sometimes straight up depressing, RDR2.. So, yeah.. GTA 5 still wins.. But only for the better mechincs.. Hard to compare which has better characters.. So I won't..
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1:20 .. it gets so good......~ one of my Favoriten bands
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There's people in the world of fanfiction who DO kinda look up to me.
They say I'm one of the strongest writers they know..

But I actually believe I am a BAD model..

The most you're get from idolizing someone like me is how to swear, respond to everything sarcastically, be afraid of finding love, hid your Liebe of My little pony to ANYONE offline and instead talk obsessively about Family guy, disappear in crowds during party's, listen to Korn all day, try angering the trolls on MLP page for your own amusement, know the name of almost every porn site (don't ask me how), and bottle up inside most human emotions..
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ON THE CAR RIDE HOME:

Packie FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!. All that trouble for nothing. Kidnapping the bitch, holding onto her, fighting through them damn Russians... all of that for jack shit.

Niko: Look on the bright side, (jokingly) at least Du got to meet Gracie.

Dash: Screw that. I got close to knocking her teeth out. That was about it.

Packie: Yeah.. We ain't got shit now... Maybe we was going to have to give up them diamonds to fucking strahl, ray Boccino but we woulda got a payday. Now we ain't getting SHIT!

Niko: Yeah, but there is no guarantee we woulda made any money out of those diamonds anyway. I've...
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I'm always saying, Dash is based onJohn Marston, so her Combat guotes of this chapter is taken from John Marston himself..

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Niko: (shooting his M1911) I'LL RIP YOUR FUCKIN herz OUT!

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Packie advanced vorwärts-, nach vorn with his M1911, grabbing a nearby enemy using him as a human shield as he shot at the others.

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Dash: (off view shooting) Come On!.. Any soldiers here!? oder am I just shooting woman!?

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 Elliot Salem
Elliot Salem
Anybody like the games ARMY OF TWO.

After getting "The 40th Day" fixed, I am currently replaying it.

It's even better than I remember.

I Liebe the character Salem.
He's my man XD.
It use to be Rios, but now it's Salem.
He just looks so much cooler, and his smaller size makes me Bewegen easier than with Rios, especially in 40th day, where's he's a bit fat.

But anyway.

I decided to look up Elliot Salem Fanfictions, expecting creepy Liebe stories between him and Rios, as Fan fiction is always the same to me.

But they actually have GOOD stories out there.
I read a few.
And actually really enjoyed them.
Guess Fan fiction still has HOPE..
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4 AND A HALF WEEKS LATER:

"All I'm saying is that we'll all be judged in the end, all of your brothers... and you, Patrick.. And you, Kate!" Maureen McReary said.

"Who's going to judge Kate!? What would she win if they did? Virgin of the year?" Packie laughed.

"I'm thinking maybe Du can catch VD for both of us, Patrick" Kate mocked.

"Fuck you, Katie!" Packie laughed.

"Language" Maureen said.

"Sorry, Ma" Packie replied.

Niko enters the house.

Packie saw him, and got up while saying "Oh, there he is, Mr. fucking crazy man... Du wanna beer?"

"No" Niko replied.

"Good. 'Cause I ain't fucking got none" Packie...
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I can't stop thinkin', thinkin' 'bout sinkin'
Sinkin' down into my bed
I call my mother she's just a cunt now
She sagte I'm sick in the head

She said,"You ain't special, so who Du foolin'?
Don't try to give me a line"
But I can't stop thinkin' 'bout seein' Du one Mehr time
But I already left Du and you're better off left behind

It's a bad obsession
It's always messin'
It's always messin' my mind
It's a bad obsession
It's always messin'
It's always messin' my mind

Too bad, you're fucked up

I used to be wasted always tried to take it
Take it down into my vein
I call the doctor, he's just another
He sagte I'm...
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