#1: FRIDAY THE 13th":
Crystal Lake is assumed closed.
But teens sneak into it, to fuck in a horror movie.
Cause Du know. That ALWAYS ends well.
And the only one stopping them, is a crazy man, ranting about stuff. And saying "YOUR DOOMED!"
When it'll be far Mehr affective to say
"Don't go into crystal lake, anyone who goes into crystal lake, dies"
#2: FRIDAY THE 13th:
One of them mistakes Jason for one of her friends.
Yeah, because a 7 foot tall blood covered man with a hockey mask, can apparently look like "anyone".
#3: JAWS 4:
Early on we get Seans death hai attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a hai attack.. Allwhile his screams are drowned Von the Weihnachten singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..
#5: JAWS 4:
Oh, and Jake lives.. And he's even cracking jokes.. Du know, as we ALL would after being nearly eaten Von a giant great white..
#6: CARRIE:
Margaret discovers Carrie's prom plans and attempts to abuse her again.. Cause, Du know.
Can't have our kids HAPPY!. That's against God's wishes!
#7: JAWS 1:
Anyway, thinking Brody is being paranoid, yeah. Only paranoid.. That's clearly why two people are found dead within the same week.
Local fishermen catch a large tiger shark, the mayor proclaims the beaches safe, because, Du know, "death = Mehr money".
#8: CARRIE:
Unaware of what is happening to her, Carrie panics and pleads for help. The other girls, rather trying too comfort like normal human beings, begin laughing and bullying her. cause, Du know, mental breakdowns are hilarious.
#9: WEIRD Gänsehaut ENDIINGS:
So remember kids, if your turned into a dog Von a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget Du ever existed..
#10: WEIRD Gänsehaut ENDINGS:
The Jack O'Lantern monsters are actually the main characters' two Friends in disguise – but they'reg also shape-shifting aliens who eat human flesh.. God, I HATE when that happens.
Crystal Lake is assumed closed.
But teens sneak into it, to fuck in a horror movie.
Cause Du know. That ALWAYS ends well.
And the only one stopping them, is a crazy man, ranting about stuff. And saying "YOUR DOOMED!"
When it'll be far Mehr affective to say
"Don't go into crystal lake, anyone who goes into crystal lake, dies"
#2: FRIDAY THE 13th:
One of them mistakes Jason for one of her friends.
Yeah, because a 7 foot tall blood covered man with a hockey mask, can apparently look like "anyone".
#3: JAWS 4:
Early on we get Seans death hai attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a hai attack.. Allwhile his screams are drowned Von the Weihnachten singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..
#5: JAWS 4:
Oh, and Jake lives.. And he's even cracking jokes.. Du know, as we ALL would after being nearly eaten Von a giant great white..
#6: CARRIE:
Margaret discovers Carrie's prom plans and attempts to abuse her again.. Cause, Du know.
Can't have our kids HAPPY!. That's against God's wishes!
#7: JAWS 1:
Anyway, thinking Brody is being paranoid, yeah. Only paranoid.. That's clearly why two people are found dead within the same week.
Local fishermen catch a large tiger shark, the mayor proclaims the beaches safe, because, Du know, "death = Mehr money".
#8: CARRIE:
Unaware of what is happening to her, Carrie panics and pleads for help. The other girls, rather trying too comfort like normal human beings, begin laughing and bullying her. cause, Du know, mental breakdowns are hilarious.
#9: WEIRD Gänsehaut ENDIINGS:
So remember kids, if your turned into a dog Von a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget Du ever existed..
#10: WEIRD Gänsehaut ENDINGS:
The Jack O'Lantern monsters are actually the main characters' two Friends in disguise – but they'reg also shape-shifting aliens who eat human flesh.. God, I HATE when that happens.