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THE JOKER:
Most people wouldn't considered Joker a genius.
But when Du REALLY think about.. Joker is smarter than Du realize.. WAY smarter.

The thing about the Joker is that he doesn't see his acts as bad oder as good.. he convinces himself, he is the only sane person in the world, perhaps with the exception of the bat. It is everyone else who hides their true selves under false masks of humanity, and make-believe tales of such delusonal ideas as love, kindness, law, and order. His whole existence is an attempt to strip these delusions away and reveal people for the selfish, depraved, chaotic clowns that they are. That is why he wears his clown makeup, because it reveals his true self far greater than the human face beneath, and why he then cuts his own face off entirely.

He is scary. Other villains want nothing to do with him. His methods and rationale are inscrutable. He only cares about Batman and only so far as it pertains to himself. Joker doesn't particularly care about other heroes, though they might entertain him for a bit. He is not a supervillain, he is Batman's disease. A curse on Gotham. A cancer. The guy who might just turn Batman into DC Comics`s greatest supervillain if his plan ever works. Von virtue of this alone he is one of the most dangerous individuals on earth.

But the reason that the Joker is so distracted and obsessed with the Batman is that here is a man who has also revealed the true dark side of humankind, and runs around at night wearing a terrifying bat mask to beat people into a bloody pulp. Yet somehow, despite the Batman Wird angezeigt everyone that his true face isn't his human face, but the brutal, bloody, bat face, he manages to restrain himself from killing everyone and dancing among the corpses. Joker doesn't understand how this is possible and so becomes obsessed with this riddle, trying to solve it Von pushing Batman just that little bit further, to snap his restraints, so he can become as free and sane as the Joker himself.



JOHAN LIEBERT:
Let's consider his actions. Johan Leibert is like Joker. He enjoys setting things in motion. He plays one person against another and then watches to see what happens. He gives people permission to live out their darkest fantasies, and then backs them into a corner where they have no other choice. Even other serial killers and regular people alike soon become caught up in Johan’s way of thinking and will do anything for him, oder because of him.

He is a Monster. A true, bona fide monster cloaked in human skin. Simply put, a mystery. He walks around calmly in the shadows, killing with emotional detachment. He is incredibly charismatic, able to manipulate the toughs of the people easily and force them to do his bidding, usually killing the people he wants dead. He is able to exploit any weakness and use them to his advantage.He is the monster with no name. Johann is the pinnacle of Evil. He not only kills you, he makes Du feel absolute fear Von the time he's done with you.He with his brains, charisma and Von being what he is can achieve what no other villain can without superpowers!
#5: Princess Celestia:
Dispite what everyone says, she is actually a lovely character, and dose indeed care about her subjects..

#4: Trixie Lulamoon:
I'm probably still alone on this one..

#3: Twilight Sparkle:
It's obvious it's all about her being a princess.
But why should of it mattered in the first place.
Most people don't realize that it only makes her Mehr relatable and sympathic.
Plus she's every bit as adorable as Pinkie Pie..

#2: Xervier (Saw 2);
They should of kept him as secret accomplish.
He is a very creepy person, and not to be messed with, he's friggin huge!
Too bad he dies at the end of the second.
Though a saw to throat is probably still one of the EASIER deaths..

#1; Merle Dixon:
He was never a bad person.
He felt betrayed, and actually had a lot of right to be as angry as he was.
And the way he cut off his hand, actually shows he is TRUE survival.
Plus he died in honer..
#10: RIGHT NOW - KORN


#9: SEX - NICKELBACK


#8: SINNER - DROWNING POOL


#7: THE WAY I AM - Eminem


#6: PAIN - THREE DAYS GRACE


#5: WAITING FOR THE WORMS - rosa FLOYD
I Liebe the uniqueness of this song, espically the stier, bull horn, oder whatever it is..


#4: BREAK SOME OFF - KORN
It such an awesome song. A little screamo, but the 'good' type, witch isn't over used..


#3: BULLETS - CREED
It's the best way to 'really' appreciate the song, espically the VERY begining..


#2: IN THE HOUSE WITHOUT A HEARTBEAT (28 weeks later)
This song is good with EVERYTHING..


#1: SAW - FUCK THIS SHIT
It's kinda like The Pulse from Walking Dead, only scarier..
#1:
"I am honored to be the first CEO of a private corporation to become a member of the United Nations Security Council. Unfortunately, my appearance today has been clouded Von a flurry of speculation that my company is developing a weapon of mass destruction which would be capable of targeting specific ethnic groups. I want to address these allegations head on. Are we developing such a weapon? No we are not. Because we've already developed it. But with all due respect, the United Nations is a relic from a different time when nations were unique in their ability to solve the world's problems....
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#1:
Packie McReary: What do ya think of Niko, Gracie?
Gracie Ancelotti: (gagged) Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Packie McReary: Gracie, you're sweet.


#2:
Packie McReary: What a girl! I think she likes you. Word to the wise, though - she don't put out. Which is convenient, 'cause if she did, I'd have to kill you.
Niko Bellic: Understood.
Packie McReary: Good lad.


#3:
Kate McReary: Oh, hey, Niko.
Niko Bellic: Hey, Kate.
Packie McReary: Get your fucking hands off my fucking sister, boy.
Kate McReary: We're talking, not having casual sex, Patrick... I pray after the amount of practice...
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#10:
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even London bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. London Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.

#9:
Alucard: Walter, do Du know what my oben, nach oben three Favorit things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. Sekunde is Nazis. Can Du guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!

#8:
Anderson: Du will witness what happens what here today, and Du will will speak of it later.. Except Du won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).

#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!?...
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EPISODE 1:

I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this Zeigen the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And even than, I'm very mixed about this show.. I'm just not really a big Anime fan.

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.

That is his only known name.....
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Spoilers:

I just realized this review isn't on here, so here...


Well I talked about the issues about things non-related to the film itself. And now I finally saw the movie itself.. Not gonna lie, it was fucking awesome.. So lets see if I can make a good review of it. I'm no WindWaker430, but I do my best..

So I saw this film with my sister and her boyfriend (PS: She’s younger Von at least a year).

So lets start with the first thing.. The laugh.. This movie takes a very unexpected approach. It addresses the infamish joker laugh as a ongoing condition, rather than the usual evil laugh cliche....
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#1: FRIDAY THE 13th":
Crystal Lake is assumed closed.
But teens sneak into it, to fuck in a horror movie.
Cause Du know. That ALWAYS ends well.

And the only one stopping them, is a crazy man, ranting about stuff. And saying "YOUR DOOMED!"
When it'll be far Mehr affective to say

"Don't go into crystal lake, anyone who goes into crystal lake, dies"


#2: FRIDAY THE 13th:
One of them mistakes Jason for one of her friends.
Yeah, because a 7 foot tall blood covered man with a hockey mask, can apparently look like "anyone".


#3: JAWS 4:
Early on we get Seans death hai attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING...
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Featuring another Fanfiction.net friend.. Hardrocker21.. AKA, Jason..


#10: #10: BAMBI "BUCK" HUGHES:

Plain and simply, he is a psychopathic pervert who enjoys torture, rape and murder. He is not out of his mind like Vaas is however. As the first major villain Jason has to overcome, Buck challenges him with tricky mind games and is very manipulative. At first sight Du are not quite sure what he is about oder how dangerous he is although Du have been warned that he is a hitman. Charming and masculine with his Australian accent, Buck plays a Mehr mysterious role than the other villains. Although...
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I know I sagte I wasn't gonna review shows anymore.. But I changed my mind for Rick and Morty.

This was one of my most requested reviews I've got.. And from the many clips I seen on youtube, including the screaming sun. I knew I had to watch this. It's all people ever talk about..

I watch the episodes same place I watch all my reviewed shows "watchcartoonsonline".

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Anyway.. So far.. I can't believe I never watched this show. Cause the first two episodes were awesome.. Though also weird.. Which I know is gonna be a common theme.

Like most of us, I like Rick the most. Though the burp running...
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#1:

Trevor: Yo what the fuck cowboy!?

Audience: (laughs)

Johnny: (reveals himself)

Audience: (cheers)

Trevor: (annoyedly) Oh great. Mehr bikers.

Johnny: I hope Du don't mind us setting up Home here?

Trevor: No, no. I am okay with that.

(at the trailer)

Trevor: (pacing angrily) I AM SO NOT OKAY WITH THIS!

Audience: (laughs)

Ron: Chill out boss. We can sell to them. They look rich.

Trevor: Ohh. And this is the part where I say "I am okay with that".. (laughs) WELL I AM!

Audience: (laughs)

Trevor: Come on boys! The Lost is are new members.. What's the worst that can come from this.

Wade: Just try not to screw...
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#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS:



Of coarse he had to be number 1.

We all Liebe Trevor, but we Liebe him BECAUSE he is a cold, untamed, unhinged, dark, sociopathic, unpredictable, ruthless and psychopathic crime lord.

He does everything in an awful and relentless manner, (much different from Michael). Although Trevor is this kind of person, he is also honest about it and will never Zeigen hypocrisy and he will also have his own charm along with his own principals (his principals being different from Michael's).

Trevor is considered to be the most violent and the most chaotic character ever created in the...
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~Personal Information~
-Canada’s birthday is February 11th, 1994, a few days before Valentines.. Not that Valentines Tag actually MATTERS.
-His’s real name is Connor, but is sometimes called Cons Von his friends.. His name Canada24, was originally a inside joke amongst himself, as CANADA24 is his Passwort for anything that EVER needed a password..
-Connor was born a christian. But he doesn't believe very much in Jesus.. Well, at least not the part about him being the son of God.. But he believes the painful death on the cross.. Humans are animals.
-Connor has both Irish blood, french blood.....
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I still think the movie, The Gallows, is kinda underrated.. But I found out now, what it all true means.. And Pfeifer is a total hündin when Du think about it.

In the beginning of the movie Pfeifer asked Reese to do the play, Reese agrees to this because he has a huge arsch crush on her. And unfortunately, Reese can't act.

After Reese's annoying friend, Ryan realizes that Reese is only doing the play to impress Pfeifer, not because he likes drama, Ryan (after finding a broken door) suggests that they sneak into the school tonight tand ruin the settings so that Reese escapes the play without annoying...
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#1: MUNTZ: (Up)
Muntz is best described as determined, paranoid, insane, selfish, greedy, violent, bitter, hateful, loathsome, charismatic, manipulative, traitorous, deceiving, angry, sly, men, cunning, ruthless, intelligent.

But really think about it.. He was an explorer who was accused faking the bird's discovery, and if didn't prove it too be real, there goes his career.. However.. He has 50 years in the jungle trying to catch the damn thing and now that he has, some kid and an old guy are trying to steal it back from him.. Du can argue the bird had babies, but I don't think Muntz even knew...
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#10: CHILLER:
Your inside a torture room, and the only goal of the game, is torturing the victim in every way possible.
The worst part of both Chiller and RapePlay, is that it's simply for the players "pleasure".
Oh, and no music, so it's extra creepy..


#9: LUNA GAME:
It's MLP, so the game itself may not be too scary.
But it's scary what it does too your computer.
Seriously.. It's literary a virus..


#8: 8:46:
While the intentions seemed good.
Being trapped on the oben, nach oben floor during 9/11 to make players understand the horrors of the event instead just pissed off the...
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GOOD:

#1: LEGGO MY MEG-O:
A parody of Taken.
It's really funny..

#2: LOTTERY:
Oddly, the scene of Peter shooting out Joe's eye is the highlight of this episode..

#3: KILLER QUEEN:
Highlight of the episode is the OCP bank robbers that I used in my GTA spoof TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES, when Michael and Packie rob the jewelry store..

#4: FIGHTING IRISH:
Think of every time Du wanted to schlagen, punsch Peter wait in the face.
Well in this one Peter thinks he can beat up Liam Neilson. But of coarse, Liam beats the living shit out of him..

#4: ROAD TO GERMANY:
I Liebe that scene when the Nazi's discover Mort is Jew and...
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#1:
Link: Hey.. Wanna get high Majora? *shows joint*
Majora: I.. I can't
Link: Why?.. Are Du a wussy?
Majora: *getting annoyed* No, I mean I LITERARY can't!
Link: Wussy!
Majora: *angrily* No, I mean I don't have a fucking blood stream!
Link: I know.
Majora: Than why were Du calling me a wussy!?
Link: Cause.. Your just so easy to anger, it's hilarious.
Majora: *angrily* I am NOT easy to anger! How dare yo-... *calms down* I mean..
Link: *sarcastically* No, no, keep going.. Du were doing a GREAT job of proving me wrong.


#2:
Link: What's your story?
Majora:Well, there's much to say.. I'm a god of evil...
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