Well episode 2 was kinda pointless at the last half.. Guess I'll try improving this series a little.
4 YEARS AGO:
Trixie: (getting ready to leave)..
Saten: (flies over) Trixie, wait!.. Don't leave without saying good bye.
Trixie: Sorry.. I thought Du were still mad at me.. I mean, I tried to kick Twilight out of town and then tried to do the same to you..
Saten: Yeah. About that.. Why me? Why were Du so mad at me!?
Trixie: Ohh, I don't know.. Maybe it's the fact that Du were the only one in high school that EVER cared for me.. That Du meant the world to me.. That I LOVED you!.. But Du never loved me back!.. Instead, Du fallen for some unattractive Southern girl, instead of me!.. That I finally had enough of waiting for the Tag that Du might finally come to your senses and realize who Du should of been with!..
Saten: So... Du don't like AppleJac-
Trixie: YES, I DON'T LIKE APPLEJACK!
Saten: Okay. Chill chill.. I'm sorry okay... Here, take some fancy wine.. (gives her a full bottle of wine).
Trixie: (not sure what to say)..
Saten: And if it makes Du feel better. Most girls say that when I KISS them.. They wanna puke.
2 YEARS AGO:
Trixie finished one of her magic acts and was now leaving when suddenly Saten appeared out of seemingly nowhere, scaring her.
Trixie: (after calming down a bit) Saten? What Du doing here!?
Saten: I, I came to watch you.
Trixie: Saten, I been a magician for nearly ten years, Du NEVER come to watch me.
Saten: Yeah well... I, I really need to talk to you.
Trixie: Yeah well.. I'm not in the mood.. It's been a long day.. I just want to go Home and take a bath.
Saten: I, I can walk Du home..
Trixie: No thanks.. I need the alone time.. (starts leaving).
Saten: But I have to know... Do Du still Liebe me!?
Trixie: (freezes)... Well... Yeah... But... S, Sense when have 'you' cared.
Saten: I... Uhhh..
Trixie: No wait.. Let me guess... 'blondy' dumped you.
Saten: Well.. Yes... But...
Trixie: And now your finally gonna ask me out.. But only to make her jealous..
Saten: Not excatly... I don't care for her that way anymore.. We're just friends..
Trixie: Riiiiight..
Saten: Look, this is nothing to do with AppleJack..
Trixie: ... Then why are Du here?
Saten: Well, truth is.. (holds Trixie's hooves, lovingly).. I finally see it now.. I seen that you've grown into a very beautiful young woman.
Trixie: (blushes) I, I have..
Saten: Yes! And Du understand me better than anyone!... I, I'm sorry I've never realized that.. I, I was stupid.
Trixie: (laughs) yes Du were.
Saten: ... A, Anyway. What Du say cutie? Wanna be my girlfriend?
Trixie: ... Fine., but on two conditions.
Saten: Only two?.. That's 'already' better then AppleJack.
Trixie: One.. I am traveling a lot. And it dosen't look I'll be in Ponyville for quite some time.. So your have to call me everyday.
Saten: Sure. I can do that, no problem.
Trixie: Two.. Du let me work on your jealousy.
Saten: What are Du talking about? I never have jealousy..
Stallion: Hey Trixie, nice sho-
Saten: (angrily punches the stallion out cold) SHE'S MINNNE!
(brief silence).
Saten: (suddenly calm again) Anyway, what were we talking about?.
Trixie: I... Forget it. We're work on it later.
Saten: (nievely) Work on what? What are Du talking about it?
Trixie: (giggles cutely) Don't worry about it.. (kisses his cheek).. (leaves) Bye now. Remember to call me.
Saten: (rubs the kissed cheek) Of coarse, of coarse.
THE FOLLOWING WEEK:
Trixie: (answers her phone) Hello?
Saten: Hey cutie
Trixie: ... Saten?
Saten: Du sagte to call Du everyday, remember
Trixie: Yes, but honey, this isn't a good time, I'm about to preform... I'll call Du back, promise
Saten: Wait, wait, this is my- (Trixie didn't hear him and hung up).. Last... Phone call.
Saten: (angrily hangs up).. (Angrily points at Sword) THIS IS YOUR FAULT!
Master Sword: (reading magazine) It's not so bad.. Just chill, least Du still have me
Saten: Your making my skin crawl!
Master Sword: Still, look at it this way... It could be worse!
Saten: Worse?
Master Sword: Yeah. Du could be a big red Pegasus
Saten: ... (Sighs) Well, this is the end.. (Falls on the bed, feeling defeated).
Master Sword: I wouldn't count on it.. I have an idea
Saten: (sarcastially) Yeah, because your last one was SOOOOO
well done.
Master Sword: (nievely) how nice of you..
Master Sword: And anyway. I may know someone on the inside.. So just hang in there.
LATER:
?: And that's why Du should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all Du did was Zeigen up, sit down, and say "that's why Du should let him go"..
?: ... I'll give Du twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told Du my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
PRESENT TIME:
At a fancy resturant.
Trixie: Oh darling, I'm so, so sorry.. How Du taking it.
Saten: Well.. I been 'better'.. But I'm just glad "your" still here.
Trixie: Well don't worry, I have a least 3 weeks off.. I'm here for you.
Saten: Well.. Can we Bewegen in with you?
Trixie: (blushes) Oh.. Well.. I'm not sure if were at that stage of the relationship yet.
Saten: But we're desperate!
Trixie: Well.. I do know someone looking for a room mate.
LATER:
AlexMane: (having been fired Von Luna, for having spent 12 months not Schreiben a single sentence despite that he was gegeben every chance possible, is seen getting drunk at a bar, despite that he was already drunk for most of the day).
Trixie: (suddenly comes over, finding him at one of the tables) Hello, remember me?
AlexMane: (already drunk) Heeey, how can I forget YOUR cute face.
Trixie: Your drunk.. But thank you. (sits down).
AlrexMane: Wanna head to a bar?
Trixie: We're already at a bar.
AlexMane: ... (looks around seeing he's in a bar) Oh, ho.. Duaa.
Trixie: Hey, I heard Du been having some problems with your girlfriend Lily.. She sagte something about Du never wanting to have a baby.
AexMane: What ever makes her think I don't want a baby?
FLASHBACK:
Lily: Oh, look at that baby. Isn't he the cutest baby Du ever saw?
AlexMane: BABY!?.. (kicks down the baby, runs into his car, and crashes it off view).
Cop: (off view) Step away from the stolen vehicle, sir!
AlexMane: (off view) No, no, no. Misunderstanding, officer. I was running away from my girlfriend whom I don't respect enough to have a baby with.
END FLASHBACK:
Trixie: Riight, Du mind if my boyfriend stays with you? He needs a new place.
AlexMane: Du have a boyfriend?.. Du I CAN'T see Du vig-
Trixie: Don't make me slap you.
AlexMane: Please do, it'll turn me on.
Trixie: ... I'll just bring him.
THE FOLLOWING DAY:
Trixie arrives at a apartment, and rings the door bell, Alexmane opens the door.
Alexmane: (groans) Oh, it's Du again.
Trixie: I really did have a boyfriend.
Alexmane: Prove it.
Trixie: *points at Saten Twist* He's wait there.
Alexmane: ... He's not even that attractive.
Trixie: I don't care about that stuff.
Alexmane: Whatever, what do Du guys want?
Saten: I heard your looking for a room mate.
Alexmane: Well.. Sure, why not.. Who's the kid.
Saten: I'll explain later.
Alexmane: Fine.. (drinks beer) Just come in.. And don't try to bother me too much.
Saten: It's Dinky Du need to worry about, not me.
Alexmane: Well.. Okay.
ONE WEEK LATER:
Trixie: Fired!?
Boss: Yes, your fired.
Trixie: But this work is all I know.
Boss: Well, nobody really likes Magicians anymore, it's not personal.
Trixie: But what am I suppose to do!?
Boss: We're keep Du in our contacts sweetie.. Till than, we're give Du the rest of the money we owed you.
4 YEARS AGO:
Trixie: (getting ready to leave)..
Saten: (flies over) Trixie, wait!.. Don't leave without saying good bye.
Trixie: Sorry.. I thought Du were still mad at me.. I mean, I tried to kick Twilight out of town and then tried to do the same to you..
Saten: Yeah. About that.. Why me? Why were Du so mad at me!?
Trixie: Ohh, I don't know.. Maybe it's the fact that Du were the only one in high school that EVER cared for me.. That Du meant the world to me.. That I LOVED you!.. But Du never loved me back!.. Instead, Du fallen for some unattractive Southern girl, instead of me!.. That I finally had enough of waiting for the Tag that Du might finally come to your senses and realize who Du should of been with!..
Saten: So... Du don't like AppleJac-
Trixie: YES, I DON'T LIKE APPLEJACK!
Saten: Okay. Chill chill.. I'm sorry okay... Here, take some fancy wine.. (gives her a full bottle of wine).
Trixie: (not sure what to say)..
Saten: And if it makes Du feel better. Most girls say that when I KISS them.. They wanna puke.
2 YEARS AGO:
Trixie finished one of her magic acts and was now leaving when suddenly Saten appeared out of seemingly nowhere, scaring her.
Trixie: (after calming down a bit) Saten? What Du doing here!?
Saten: I, I came to watch you.
Trixie: Saten, I been a magician for nearly ten years, Du NEVER come to watch me.
Saten: Yeah well... I, I really need to talk to you.
Trixie: Yeah well.. I'm not in the mood.. It's been a long day.. I just want to go Home and take a bath.
Saten: I, I can walk Du home..
Trixie: No thanks.. I need the alone time.. (starts leaving).
Saten: But I have to know... Do Du still Liebe me!?
Trixie: (freezes)... Well... Yeah... But... S, Sense when have 'you' cared.
Saten: I... Uhhh..
Trixie: No wait.. Let me guess... 'blondy' dumped you.
Saten: Well.. Yes... But...
Trixie: And now your finally gonna ask me out.. But only to make her jealous..
Saten: Not excatly... I don't care for her that way anymore.. We're just friends..
Trixie: Riiiiight..
Saten: Look, this is nothing to do with AppleJack..
Trixie: ... Then why are Du here?
Saten: Well, truth is.. (holds Trixie's hooves, lovingly).. I finally see it now.. I seen that you've grown into a very beautiful young woman.
Trixie: (blushes) I, I have..
Saten: Yes! And Du understand me better than anyone!... I, I'm sorry I've never realized that.. I, I was stupid.
Trixie: (laughs) yes Du were.
Saten: ... A, Anyway. What Du say cutie? Wanna be my girlfriend?
Trixie: ... Fine., but on two conditions.
Saten: Only two?.. That's 'already' better then AppleJack.
Trixie: One.. I am traveling a lot. And it dosen't look I'll be in Ponyville for quite some time.. So your have to call me everyday.
Saten: Sure. I can do that, no problem.
Trixie: Two.. Du let me work on your jealousy.
Saten: What are Du talking about? I never have jealousy..
Stallion: Hey Trixie, nice sho-
Saten: (angrily punches the stallion out cold) SHE'S MINNNE!
(brief silence).
Saten: (suddenly calm again) Anyway, what were we talking about?.
Trixie: I... Forget it. We're work on it later.
Saten: (nievely) Work on what? What are Du talking about it?
Trixie: (giggles cutely) Don't worry about it.. (kisses his cheek).. (leaves) Bye now. Remember to call me.
Saten: (rubs the kissed cheek) Of coarse, of coarse.
THE FOLLOWING WEEK:
Trixie: (answers her phone) Hello?
Saten: Hey cutie
Trixie: ... Saten?
Saten: Du sagte to call Du everyday, remember
Trixie: Yes, but honey, this isn't a good time, I'm about to preform... I'll call Du back, promise
Saten: Wait, wait, this is my- (Trixie didn't hear him and hung up).. Last... Phone call.
Saten: (angrily hangs up).. (Angrily points at Sword) THIS IS YOUR FAULT!
Master Sword: (reading magazine) It's not so bad.. Just chill, least Du still have me
Saten: Your making my skin crawl!
Master Sword: Still, look at it this way... It could be worse!
Saten: Worse?
Master Sword: Yeah. Du could be a big red Pegasus
Saten: ... (Sighs) Well, this is the end.. (Falls on the bed, feeling defeated).
Master Sword: I wouldn't count on it.. I have an idea
Saten: (sarcastially) Yeah, because your last one was SOOOOO
well done.
Master Sword: (nievely) how nice of you..
Master Sword: And anyway. I may know someone on the inside.. So just hang in there.
LATER:
?: And that's why Du should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all Du did was Zeigen up, sit down, and say "that's why Du should let him go"..
?: ... I'll give Du twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told Du my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
PRESENT TIME:
At a fancy resturant.
Trixie: Oh darling, I'm so, so sorry.. How Du taking it.
Saten: Well.. I been 'better'.. But I'm just glad "your" still here.
Trixie: Well don't worry, I have a least 3 weeks off.. I'm here for you.
Saten: Well.. Can we Bewegen in with you?
Trixie: (blushes) Oh.. Well.. I'm not sure if were at that stage of the relationship yet.
Saten: But we're desperate!
Trixie: Well.. I do know someone looking for a room mate.
LATER:
AlexMane: (having been fired Von Luna, for having spent 12 months not Schreiben a single sentence despite that he was gegeben every chance possible, is seen getting drunk at a bar, despite that he was already drunk for most of the day).
Trixie: (suddenly comes over, finding him at one of the tables) Hello, remember me?
AlexMane: (already drunk) Heeey, how can I forget YOUR cute face.
Trixie: Your drunk.. But thank you. (sits down).
AlrexMane: Wanna head to a bar?
Trixie: We're already at a bar.
AlexMane: ... (looks around seeing he's in a bar) Oh, ho.. Duaa.
Trixie: Hey, I heard Du been having some problems with your girlfriend Lily.. She sagte something about Du never wanting to have a baby.
AexMane: What ever makes her think I don't want a baby?
FLASHBACK:
Lily: Oh, look at that baby. Isn't he the cutest baby Du ever saw?
AlexMane: BABY!?.. (kicks down the baby, runs into his car, and crashes it off view).
Cop: (off view) Step away from the stolen vehicle, sir!
AlexMane: (off view) No, no, no. Misunderstanding, officer. I was running away from my girlfriend whom I don't respect enough to have a baby with.
END FLASHBACK:
Trixie: Riight, Du mind if my boyfriend stays with you? He needs a new place.
AlexMane: Du have a boyfriend?.. Du I CAN'T see Du vig-
Trixie: Don't make me slap you.
AlexMane: Please do, it'll turn me on.
Trixie: ... I'll just bring him.
THE FOLLOWING DAY:
Trixie arrives at a apartment, and rings the door bell, Alexmane opens the door.
Alexmane: (groans) Oh, it's Du again.
Trixie: I really did have a boyfriend.
Alexmane: Prove it.
Trixie: *points at Saten Twist* He's wait there.
Alexmane: ... He's not even that attractive.
Trixie: I don't care about that stuff.
Alexmane: Whatever, what do Du guys want?
Saten: I heard your looking for a room mate.
Alexmane: Well.. Sure, why not.. Who's the kid.
Saten: I'll explain later.
Alexmane: Fine.. (drinks beer) Just come in.. And don't try to bother me too much.
Saten: It's Dinky Du need to worry about, not me.
Alexmane: Well.. Okay.
ONE WEEK LATER:
Trixie: Fired!?
Boss: Yes, your fired.
Trixie: But this work is all I know.
Boss: Well, nobody really likes Magicians anymore, it's not personal.
Trixie: But what am I suppose to do!?
Boss: We're keep Du in our contacts sweetie.. Till than, we're give Du the rest of the money we owed you.
#1: FRIDAY THE 13th, ORGINAL:
I just don't get how THAT gave us Jason Voorhees.. It's so stupid.
#2: KILL BILL:
It's weird.. I just always found this movie TOO action-y.. I don't know if it's Uma Thurman.. The over acting.. The subtitles.. oder just that I had to sit though it over a thousand times..
Either way.. I'll put this movie lower on this, but it's the quickest I could think of.
#3: SAW 3D:
This is when the series became that torture porn Du THINK the series started as.. It's stupid.. The movie is stupid.
#4: RESIDENT EVIL:
No thank you..
#5: REVENANT:
Let me clarify.. I DO like this movie.. But I mainly just watch the first half, rarely the Sekunde half.
But still.. Leonardo literary had to eat raw meat, crawl in the snow, and get ravaged Von a CGI grizzly, to finally get that damn oscar..
I just don't get how THAT gave us Jason Voorhees.. It's so stupid.
#2: KILL BILL:
It's weird.. I just always found this movie TOO action-y.. I don't know if it's Uma Thurman.. The over acting.. The subtitles.. oder just that I had to sit though it over a thousand times..
Either way.. I'll put this movie lower on this, but it's the quickest I could think of.
#3: SAW 3D:
This is when the series became that torture porn Du THINK the series started as.. It's stupid.. The movie is stupid.
#4: RESIDENT EVIL:
No thank you..
#5: REVENANT:
Let me clarify.. I DO like this movie.. But I mainly just watch the first half, rarely the Sekunde half.
But still.. Leonardo literary had to eat raw meat, crawl in the snow, and get ravaged Von a CGI grizzly, to finally get that damn oscar..
#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, oder erpel, drake and Josh. Heck. Even iCarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his Videos (just kidding)..
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, oder erpel, drake and Josh. Heck. Even iCarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his Videos (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The hai may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most beliebt mistake that people make. Bewegen slowly toward the ufer oder a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms oder kick oder splash while Du swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the hai and the open ocean, Bewegen away, oder else the hai will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the hai DOSE attack, Du still need to stay calm. I know this is easier sagte than done. But. Du need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
The hai may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most beliebt mistake that people make. Bewegen slowly toward the ufer oder a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms oder kick oder splash while Du swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the hai and the open ocean, Bewegen away, oder else the hai will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the hai DOSE attack, Du still need to stay calm. I know this is easier sagte than done. But. Du need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
Jonah
