Canada24's club.. Article: (No Titel yet).. PILOT EPISODE, PART 1:

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posted by Canada24

Saten Twist returns for a new series.. This one set in the FUTURE.. And he has mentally grown up Von this point, as he's a little Mehr mature.. But still a lovable douchebag.. So he's not TOO different..

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PONYVILE 7 YEARS LATER:

Believe it oder not, Saten and Derpy'd adopted daughter, Dinky are actually just coming back from Derpy's funeral.
Dinky accidentally got her mother killed when Dinky asked her to fix the roof cable, for the tv. And Derpy gets struck Von lightening.

Saten: (Now being Dinky's guardian, he is seen driving them to a new town).

Dinky: (Being quite the whole time).

Saten: (looking bored) Well.. It was a very nice town.. But.. Too many memories right.

Dinky: (still quite).

Saten: ... Anything to add?

Dinky: (still quite)

Saten: ...... Guess not

(awkward silence).

Saten: ............... So.. Dinky.. I was thinking.. What, with Du killing your mother and all.. There's a lot of stuff that needs to. Du know... Get done.. Stuff.. Your mother use to do.. Du know, laundry, cleaning... (under breath) weed dealing.. Your have to help me with all that, I'm kinda bad at it.. Okay?

Dinky: (still quite)

Saten: (getting annoyed) Du know.. Any time Du wanna talk, about ANY of the proceeding events, is fine.

Dinky: (still quite).

Saten: Really!? Nothing!? Du kill your own mother, and have NOTHING to say!?

Dinky: (still quite).

Saten: (waits for a while, and than finally loses his temper, and stomps on the break, startling Dinky).

Saten: Du know kid.. The whole "self pity" thing is only attractive in Gothic girls.. And your NOT a Gothic girl, so It's just weird.. WHY ARE Du SO WEIRD!?

Dinky: (still quite)

Saten: (slaps forehead) God I need a joint. (looks in Derpy's old backpack) She must have one in here.

Dinky: (still quite)

Saten: (still angry) Really? Nothing to say about your uncle wanting to smoke cannibis while driving a car!?

Dinky: (still quite)

Saten: (groans) Whatever.. (starts driving again).

Awkward pause.

Saten: Anyway.. As punishment for killing your mom.. Your grounded for 3 days.

Dinky: (eyes widen in surprise).

Saten: ... Yeah.

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Windwakerguy430 I wonder how Sword's coping with this. Probably drinking heavily and wanting to die :P Anyway, good start :D

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oben, nach oben ten Major quotes.. (cause he's so awesome).

posted by Canada24

#1:
The Major: My friends, it has often been sagte that I like war. My friends, I like war. No, friends, I Liebe war!

#2:
The Major: Here it comes, I can feel it. A mighty river, a river of death. *laughs* The dead, ha, shall dance... AND ALL OF HELL SHALL SING!!

#3:
Major: Our purpose, is the total absence of purpose.. Du should be aware, Fräulein, that there are some people in this world, some irredeemable louts, for whom the means do not require an end. I speak, of course, of myself.
Maxwell: (to Major) Your insane..
Major: Did I just hear someone from Iscariot questioning my sanity? Then...

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My old gitarre :)

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GTA ☆

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Me..

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oben, nach oben ten Jimmy Tatro sketches

posted by Canada24

#1: ON SET WITH HOMIES:
Jimmy is a minor character on Grown Ups 2, and he made a pretend tour video of what it's like being on set.
But everyone hates him.
Example:
Girl: So who the hell is Jimmy?
Guy: I KNOW RIGHT!!... GOD HE JUST COMES OUT OF NOWHERE!!

#2: 22 JUMP straße TRAILER:
Due to his big role in this movie. He's been asked to make trailer of it. And they give him ten million dollars to do so.
Sadly.
What Tatro gives them is complete crap.
Jonah hügel and Channing Tatrum both die, and Rooster must save the world from a alien invasion that is NOTHING to do with the plot of the film..

#3: THAT...

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Character Profile, GANGER

posted by Canada24

Ganger is one of the main villains of THE STORY OF DITTO and DITTO RETURNS..

His full backstory is never revealed.
Most known about his past, is that he worked as one of the canterlot guards..

STORY ONE (the story of Ditto)

Ganger is much less evil in story one.
As the readers can somewhat sympathise with him, due to being turned into an Changeling against his will.
But he still has fairly villainous scenes.
Most notably, is when he nearly turns regenbogen Dash into a changeling, and calls her a hündin before doing so (the word itself isn't fully shown)

STORY TWO (Ditto Returns)

From here, Ganger becomes...

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oben, nach oben ten characters who die, even though I voted for them to LIVE

posted by Canada24

#10: STEVEN STONE (Scream 3):
He was probably dick actually.
But still dosen't make any less easy to see Patrick Walburton be murdered, Von a rather pathetic killer..
At least he didn't go down 'easy', he nearly succeed in strangling Ghostface to death, despite having been stabbed in the back with sharp knife. But of coarse. Ghostface manages to defeat him.. Other wise the movie would be over "literary" before it even started..

#9: TYE (see no evil):
There's little I remember about this movie.
But as I remember I was starting to really like the black character Tye.
But then he has to go and take...

oben, nach oben 6 most EVIL protagonists:

posted by Canada24

#1: REN HOEX:
I think I use to like this guy.
I certainly Liebe the voice every time I watch Youtube clips of this show. He's actually HILARIOUS..
But, as expected, ADULT PARTY took his well known insanity WAY too far. Making him a TORTURE PORN.
Quite lterary.
I mean torturing other living creatures is PORN to him. He fucking masturbates towards the misery and suffering of others in the adult party verison. That kinda speaks for itself, doesn't it?
But as I remember, even in the original. Ren wasn't excatly a "pleasant person".
We all loved him.
But still.. His villainish acts contain the following......

Crazy Times FULL STORY... Part two

posted by Canada24

FIVE YEARS EARLIER:

It was a cold, dark, rainy afternoon. Perfect for the mood everyone was in.

Everyone was gathered around a gravestone. On it read...

"Kate Mcreary - 1980 to 2008"

But nothing else was written against the grave, no Kommentar like Du would see on many gravestones. It just sagte her name and the dates. Nothing to interesting.

"I never thought this would happen... I never fucking thought it... Kate.. sweet, innocent Katie... She didn't diserve it.. She never hurt anyone!... She didn't do nothing to nobody. It was us McReary men who were the sinners. We're paying for that ourselves,...

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oben, nach oben ten Pegan Min Zitate

posted by Canada24

#1:
Pagan Min: I distinctly remember saying, "Stop the bus." Not "shoot the bus." "*Stop* the bus." I'm very particular with my words. "Stop." "Shoot." "Stop." "Shoot." Do those words sound the same?
Officer: But it got out of control...
Pagan Min: I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. What did Du say?
Officer: It got out of control.
Pagan Min: "Got out of control." I hate when things get out of control.
[stabs the soldier with a pen, throws him to the ground and continues stabbing him]
Pagan Min: (while stabbing him) Du had one fucking job and Du couldn't fucking do that!
[sits]
Pagan Min: And I got blood...

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oben, nach oben 20 Freddy Krueger Zitate

posted by Canada24

#1:
"[narrating] My children... from the very beginning, it was the children who gave me my power. The Springwood Slasher, that's what they called me. My reign of terror was legendary. Dozens of children would fall Von my blades. Then the parents of Springwood came for me, taking justice into their own hands. When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty, but after they killed me, I became something much, much worse. The stuff nightmares are made of. The children still feared me, and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams, and that's when the fun REALLY began. Until they figured...

Favorit video game weapons.. (feating Windwakerguy430, and fanfiction's Hardrocker21 and RedRose85)

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#1: MAKE PAYNE 3 - uzi (or Micro SMG if Du prefer):
I never played the others. I play Max Payne 3 as it's OWN game.. The 3rd games gives enough to understand the character.. His family is dead, he's rarely serious, he has a serious temper issue, but he's a decent human being, even though he believes he's NOT.
Anyway. Max seems to prefer hand weapons.
In all cutscenes, if your using a shotgun oder machine gun, he will hold it in his other hand while holding a handgun as the actual weapon, and after each cut scene Du always have to switch back to it. Something that confused the first time, I did...

oben, nach oben ten Nostalgia Critic Zitate PART 3

posted by Canada24

#1:
Elizabeth: I have absolutely no intention of marrying Everard. I'm sorry to upset your plans, but...
Elizabeth's Father: Plans did Du say? My one and only plan, dear girl, is to see Du as happy as possible, and I would never dream of forcing Du to do something Du don't want to.
Critic:(as Elizabeth's father) Unless it was the beginning of the movie in which case I sagte Du had no choice.
Critic: (as a scene of Elizabeth and her father hugging plays) Seriously, what did she do different? She made the same argument she did before. In fact, it's actually less angry. Are Du honestly telling...

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I think I like Nostalgia Critic a bit Mehr than AVGN

posted by Canada24

Yes..
James Rolfe is the one who's Mehr popular, and probably was on Youtube FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.

And yes..
They have Mehr oder less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.

But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.

I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.

But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit Mehr hilarious..

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Most UNDERRATED Metallica album

posted by Canada24

As all TRUE Metallica Fans know.
ST ANGER is often the "worst" album.

But why?

I gave it a listen.
And I tell Du what.
There is NOTHING bad about an album opening up with FRANTIC.

Haters say, it's the lack of solos that makes this album so bad.
But the solos often got SO long, I don't consider this really a BAD thing. Mehr for the actual SONGS.

And it's also the loud snare drums that's hated on.
But I fuckin Liebe the snare drums Lars Ulrich really shows off how talented he is. As the drums are extremely loud, but not in a bad way. The POINT of Metallica, is to be LOUD.

I'm not sure how much enjoyment I'll get out of them LIVE, xD

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WHY Cupakes would never happen

posted by Canada24

#1:
Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders regenbogen Dash with joy.

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#2:
Pinkie makes Cupcakes normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.

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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.

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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.

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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.

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oben, nach oben ten most EVIL villains: PART 2:

posted by Canada24

#1: DOCTOR HARLAN FONTAINE (La Noire):
Fontaine is one of the most cold and ruthless characters in the game, obsessed with power and manipulation. He constantly utilizes people to further his ends, as seen Von his keeping Elsa Lichtmann addicted to drugs in order to investigate the breakdown of an addict and using Lou Buchwalter for the Fund, causing his death. He is also a master at manipulating people, demonstrated Von how he convinced Courtney Sheldon to give him the stolen army surplus morphine in blatant abuse of his trust. Furthermore, he manipulated Ira Hogeboom to assist in the Fund's...

oben, nach oben 8 Greatest LA NOIRE moments

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#1: LEROY SNAPS:
Lorna's lack of grief, her relationship with Leroy, as well as Lester's life insurance raised Phelps' suspicions. Phelps and Bekowsky eventually discover that Lester was murdered Von a steak knife, and was dead before the car hit him. If the player had already found the knife, when first investigating the crime scene. Cole will conclude this is the same one (witch is proven correct).
Phelps and Bekowsky will confront Lorna at her home. Revealing how cowardly she actually is, Lorna attempted to pin all the blame onto Leroy.
Unfortunately Leroy overheard and, armed with a handgun,...

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oben, nach oben 5 video game characters who are neither good oder bad:

posted by Canada24

#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS (GTA 5):
Trevor shows to be extremely protective of those he cares for. He threatens ANYONE who disrespects them. And his anger of Brad's death show's he truly did care about the man.
But Trevor is ALSO impetuous, vengeful, psychotic, unhinged, unpredictable, untamed, infamous, sociopathic and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages - in the Sekunde trailer he smashed an unknown person's head into a bar counter and was then seen setting a house on feuer and walking out of the area without a care in sight. He does everything in an awful and relentless manner, (much...

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Got bored so made oben, nach oben eight Zitate from SPOOF MAJOR:

posted by Canada24

#1:
The Majr: Gentlemen… we… are Nazis!
Nazis: Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
The Major: And we… Will have war!
Nazis: Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
The Major: And we… AND WE… *sneeze*
Nazis: Gesundheit! Gesundheit!

#2:
Doctor: But Major, now that they know of our plans...
Major: Ah, Herr Doctor, but that is the plan~! Now that they know our plan, they will plan around our plan, and so we shall in turn plan around the plan that they are planning around our plan!!
Doctor: ...Your brilliance knows no bounds!
Major: And regardless... We have one advantage that they sorely lack... ZEPPELINS!

#3:
The Major: Ah, if...