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CANADA24's REVIEW: ... Nostalgia Critic: Teen Titans Go & oben, nach oben 11 Worst Episodes

posted by Canada24

Nostalgia Critic..

Who doesn't Liebe Nostalgia Critic.

Well, certainly enough people for him to have a name for Fanfiction stories..

But the thing is. I was shocked Von the fact this story I'm Lesen is actually GOOD..
It actually fits the mood of Nostalgia Critic.
It's not just one of the great many soap operas, oder clopping stores.

It's him reviewing that dumb arsch Zeigen TEEN TITANS GO. After Satan brought it to earth (for those that don't watch the show. The recurring actor Malcolm strahl, ray has a recurring role lord Saten, protraying the "devil" as a "internet troll", rather than the "king of evil"), cause even the lord of Darkness himself finds it awful, and wants nothing to do with it.

Each chapter is of a different episode.. Listing the WORST episodes of the WORST show..

The writer dosen't make Doug Walker into a Fanfiction cliche (everything cool about him replaced with annoying, soap opera, oder the writer using this story as an excuse to FUCK him..Yeah, Fan fiction can creepy).

Instead, this writer really "dose" make feel like the I'm watching Nostalgia Critic.
He's still that angry, foul mouthed, psychopathic movie critic, (and no, it's like Steven Ogg and Trevor Phillips.. Steve is a really nice guy in real life).

But even than, Doug can be VERY opinionated, Du either Liebe what he says about these things, oder HATE what he says about these shows.
In fact, the truth is, he actually trashes some films I care VERY deeply about.
But I Liebe him anyway.

Anyway.
I actually kinda recommend this story.
It's hilarious..

LINK: link

CokeTheUmbreon Tbh I liked the show when it first came out. Later, I found it lame as fuck.

Canada24 ^ That's the GENERAL opinion

CokeTheUmbreon I used to have this impulse to like cartoons when they come out. Ever since I found the Fanpop craze, watching vids is something I do when the inactivity is getting to me.

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oben, nach oben five bands who sound better in non-scream songs

posted by Canada24

#1: SLIPKNOT:
Slipknot is different. Their the only band I actually LIKE the screaming. espically in PSYCHOSOCIAL.
Especially cause it's not overly used.
But still.
Lesson to DEAD MEMORIES, and tell me that isn't Mehr badass than his scream voice..

#2: BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE:
Again, actually LIKE Matthew Tuck's screams, just like Matt Shadows from Avenged Sevonfold and Corey Taylor of Slipknot.
But it's kühler when their not..

#3: DROWNING POOL:
They go under the Liste from number 2.
But still.
It's nice to hear him using his REAL voice..

#4: lamm OF GOD:
I am not a Fan of lamm of God.
Their too death...

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oben, nach oben 8 best walking dead battles in my opinion..

posted by Canada24

#8: DAYS GONE BYE:
No better way to introduce a series, than with a police shoot out, that later leads to someone waking up to a zombie apocalypse (literary).
I mean.
Who HASN'T felt Rick's fear and confusion, what would anybody else do..

#7: TRIGGER FINGER:
When Glenn and Rick try to retrieve a, probably traumatized, Hershal from a bar they are greeted Von two strangers witch eventually ends in Rick shooting them both dead, and when their Friends find out they get angry and full out gunfight begins.

#6: BESIDE THE DYING FIRE:
The entire first half the episode is one big battle, gotta Liebe that.....

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oben, nach oben five female singers who USE to be hot

posted by Canada24

#5: MADONNA:
Not much to say..

#4: MILEY CYRUS:
I never liked her myself.
But did "respect" her once..
But it's fair to say.
She Lost that privilege..

#3: LADY GAGA:
Se probably still is, I don't know.. It's been many many years since I cared about Lady Gaga.
But her song Just Dance was once a token of my childhood, so I should at least mention her under this list..
Putting her as MAYBE still hot, but who hell could tell under all that max up and bizarre hair styles.
At least with Katy Perry Du can tell she's still pretty hot, even under all those stupid outfits and shit..

#2: LINDSEY LOHAN:
A perfectv example of how once innocent people can become FUCKED UP..

#1: BRITTNEY SPEARS:
She use too be so friggin hot,
WHAT HAPPENED!?
No wait..
We KNOW what happened.
She went bold.
And took too many drugs.
Nobody cares about her anymore.
Though at least her voice is still pretty.
Unless the grand theft auto song was written BEFORE her rampage..

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oben, nach oben ten most misunderstood/tragic villains..

posted by Canada24

#10: FREDDY KRUEGER: (nightmare on elms street):
It's weird thinking of him as 'tragic' isn't it?
Arguably the main reason he is always defeated Von woman, is because there is ONE thing he's still afried of.. Beauty.
Witch is something completely unknown to him.
His birth was something his own "mother" wanted nothing to do with.
She was rapped Von a dozen manics and his birth 'wasn't suppose to happen'.
Because of this.
He was sent from orphanage to orphanage where he was constantly bullied Von the students, who treated him as a freak because of what happened his mother.
Eventually he was adopted by...

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Don't go hating me, if the review sucks, and Du refer Windwaker.. (Hows THAT for a title)

posted by Canada24

Well. Since it seems to be all I ever do anymore.
I should may as well. Leave a certain promised review, about something I've been promised to beta read almost three years ago, and still am now.

Well.
Its the first time I ever read a Happy baum Friends Fanfiction.
And I have to say.
Though it's no Mehr then I would of expected. Both good AND bad.
Most fanfic stories tend to get a bit soap Oprahy.
example being some I read from THIS IS THE END, witch, itself, is one of myself Favorit movies, witch made the fanfics that much worse.
So many fuckin James Franco fantasies.
Give me a brake.
He's not even...

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CHAPTER TWELVE: TREVOR GOES CRAZIER THAN USUAL:

posted by Canada24

Arthur Note: I highly recommend watching the American Dad episode “Ricky Spanish” before this chapter.. oder at least Youtube him..

The gang spend several days on Trevor's island, where amongst Trevor and Roger unsurprisingly quickly become friends, but also to Klaus, who ended up following them when he realized they were still gone and he didn't know how to feed himself cause, well, he's a human stuck in a fish's body. Pinkie hugs him, oder at least his bowl and Klaus playfully acts like it is still counted and goes "aww".

Pinkie spends most of her time at the strand now that she knows it's a...

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CHAPTER EIGHT: SANTA’S COMING:

posted by Canada24

(Seras is no longer a vampire in my GTA stories.. She's just a old cop who got transferred from London to America.. Though she is still a badass, that part hasn't changed)..

ONE Jahr EARLIER:

Carly and Seras are taking a road trip just the two of them, they end up driving though the Deep South where they are pulled over Von a corrupt Sheriff, Seras makes efforts to be as polite as she can but he proves himself sexist and arrests them despite neither having done anything wrong. Punching out their left headlights and then planting a bag of Marihuana in their trunk. Seras doesn't really help things,...

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Con Mane: On Celestia's Secret Service

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

It was a wonderful Tag in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering Mehr ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: Du really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot Du in the arm! Why aren't Du bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord:...

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Canada24's oben, nach oben eight underrated films:

posted by Canada24

#1: MEET THE ROBINSONS:
I know. It's hard to believe this film is considered as underrated oder misunderstood.. But like OVER THE HEDGE, this feels like one of those classic films that been forgetten though time. Nobody ever talks about this movie.

This film came out when Disney had released Chicken Little before it, so I'm sure it was mainly seen this film thanks to that. But I highly recommend trying to find this movie. oder Over the Hedge from Dreamworks..

Both are highly quotable.. Espically bowler Hat Guy..

#2: WHITE HOUSE DOWN:
Not saying this is a 'great' film. But it's a lot better than Chris...

IT 2017 review... (Spoilers)

posted by Canada24

So yeah.. I finally saw this movie. Obviously I'm pretty late to the party. This movie had already passed it's time of being talked about., But I never saw it in theatres. I make a habbit of avoiding horrors in theatres.. Knowing every 5 Minuten the speakers would blast aggressively in my ears and give me a herz attack.

It wasn't until today that I PVR'd it the night before (in HD of coarse) and I finally got to watch it.. In it's entireity..

I was so afriad that all the hype of this movie. My brother, Windwaker430, and most of the internet would mean when I finally see it. It won't be too...

Canada24's opinion of most awful stories in SERIOUSLY STRANGE and SERIAL CASE FILES

posted by Canada24

I know. I know.. Mehr Rob Dyke..But this a very interesting list..
It's not played for laughs.. This s meant to serious..

Article rated PG.

#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..

So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..

#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived with a controlling, abusive, hündin mother. And this caused him to kill.. Starting with his grandma. Who he gunned down after a intense argument, saying "I wanted to know what it felt like."...

Most fucked up Rob Dyke's WHY WOULD Du PUT THAT ON THE INTERNET, part 2

posted by Canada24

#1:
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman Lost there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.

#2:
Fuck ghost stories! I am a atheist! I don’t believe in your BS! God isn’t real! Ghosts aren’t real! None of it is real! I wish there was a God for people like this, so they can go to hell for constantly trying to push there agenda on me! I WILL NEVER BELIEVE! EVER! SO STOP!!

#3:
Another...

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oben, nach oben ten most NORMAL people in GTA 4 and 5.. Only ones I know

posted by Canada24

#1: NIKO BELLIC:
Niko is very protective of his family and loved ones, particularly his cousin Roman, whom Niko constantly has to worry about due to his gambling habit. Roman has an indiscrete nature of frequently getting the pair into trouble. He is withdrawn among strangers, but has good manners, and shows a softer side with Liebe interests like Kate McReary and Michelle. That said, the horrors of war, both witnessed and perpetrated Von Niko, have gegeben him a great sense of guilt, and an ambivalence about the value of human life — he warns away pursuers and expresses regret over his past violence,...

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Canada24 reviews THE CONFURING: (spoilers)

posted by Canada24

So.. Having watched Insidious Chapter 3, and hearing Conjuring 2 is actually really good.

Here's my review of one of the few horror Filme too actually keep me up at night (me).

So, we start off with Annabelle.
Yeah, from that cursed doll shitty crossover movie.
But, trust me, in this movie Annabelle actually IS scary.
Mainly cause we don't fully understand how strong the demon inside the doll truly is.
All we know is that the people that have it, sees that Annabelle moves on it's own and leaves creepy messages all over the room.
And when one of them tries to throw it away, it leads yo the first...

SATEN TWIST AND ALEXMINE: Season 1; episode 3 (part 3)

posted by Canada24

Saten: (opens the front door) ... Trixie?

Trixie: Hello

Saten: (hugs her tightly) Oh thank god! Du have NO idea how much I need Du wait now.

Trixie: (moans softly) Well, I could use some comfort myself.. I Lost my job.

Saten: Shit? Really?.. That was always your thing.

Trixie: Yes, but there is a bright side.. Du clearly need me wait now.

Saten: Ohh, Du have NO idea.. Derpy dead, Glaze in jail.. I'm so depr-

Trixie: (suddenly kisses him on the lips).

Saten: (serprised, but kisses her back.. Well. Tries too, but AlexMane walks in, ruining the moment).

AlexMane: I'm leaving now.

Saten: Uhh.. Great.....

3 reasons why I stopped reviewing Death Note

posted by Canada24

#1: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THOSE CHARACTERS:
It's like MLP.. Du can give this Zeigen an honest try, and STILL not like it.
And I already know Light goes nuts, and he seemed like the only decent person of the show.
Everyone else is annoying.
Even L (sorry Aqua)..

#2: ONE Anime IS ENOUGH:
I really need to FOCUS on that Zeigen Monster.
Death Note was always just a side review, wasn't my main focus.
Everyone is always telling me
"Watch Monster", "Watch monster".
And it's not too bad so far.
Getting kinda boring, but I won't give up on it.
It's sort of my "job"..

#3: THE WHOLE THING FEELS TOO SILLY:
Something about it all, just bugs me..

5 dead rising bosees I don't even BOTHER with most times

posted by Canada24

#1: RANDY:
This dude is IMPOSSIBLE

#2: The magicians:
Impossible!

#3: ANTOINE:
I just gave up eventually.
Espically after having wasted an entire MG gun on him.
And FUCK that healing!

#4: TED AND SNOWFLAKE:
I HATE that friggin tiger!

#5: LEON:
Well, I don't mind fighting him actually, but it takes forever with him rarely sitting still, and I didn't have the time, Katie needed her medicine

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TEN THINGS Du MAY NOT OF KNOWN ABOUT CONNOR NOILES (Aka: Canada24)

posted by Canada24

#1:
To all my Alpha and Omega fans, it's a rarely known fact, but the very first Fan fiction I EVER gepostet (Fatherless) was gepostet BEFORE I have seen the actual film. I already knew all the characters from online sites, and from "other" Fan fictions I read before Schreiben my own.
I only watched the movie to SAY that I watched the movie.. Ironically.. The movie was TERRIBLE.
But yet, it caused me to be where I am now..

#2:
I NEVER played Farcry 3.
That entire crossover was supported Von Youtube Videos and character biography's..

#3:
I mention this a lot.
But the original reason I started watching MLP...

Biggest names in Slasher movies:

posted by Canada24

#1: JASON VOORHEES:
You don't even have to know the Filme to know who Jason is. And he gave us a new look at old hockey masks..

#2: FREDDY KRUEGER:
He's scary, he's funny, he's friggin Freddy Krueger!
Like Jason, he became one of the biggest names in Slash movie.
And the greatest evil laugh. Weiter to, well, many others, but still..

#3: MICHAEL MYERS:
Once more, He is the biggest names in Slash movie..

#4: CHUCKY:
I myself make fun of him. He is a bit of an idiot, he keeps monologing, and had so many chances to do that spell on Andy, but didn't.
But still. We all know who he is. And we all Liebe that...

3 GOOD things, and 3 BAD things about being a WALKING DEAD fan..

posted by Canada24

GOOD:

#1: BATTLES:
Du like gun battles, Du will get LOTS of them.
Certainly can keep Du interested..

#2: IT'S Mehr SCARY THAN DRAMATIC:
Certainly makes it Mehr interesting than most other drama's. Less of the talking, Mehr of the killing..

#3: THE THEME SONG:
It's awesome!

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BAD:

#1: EVERYONE DIES:
It's like that Zeigen monster. Du better get use to Rick, cause Du really DON'T want to try having any other Favorit character. They're just gonna die MOMENTS after we meet them..

#2: IT GETS EXTREMELY COMPLICATED:
It's one of those shows Du can't miss ONE episode, oder your miss very important details..

#3: SOMETIMES IT'S JUST PLANE DEPRESSING:
They seem to be hinting at the fact the zombies may NEVER die out. Humanity is gone. Joy is gone. EVERYTHING is gone..