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Vaas
The story stars Carly Jade.. A character a friend let's me use for my stories..

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Carly awoke in a cell, seeing she was tied up in a cage, along with her new friend Grant Brody. All she remembered was trying to take a vacation with her husband Johnny Klebitz, and a bunch of their friends.

They were told about Rock Island Von what was unknown to them, one of Vaas's spotters, and now here she was alone in this weird place, and scared as she realized she was tied up.

"Ahh, your awake" Came a voice.

Carly looked up, and saw a scary looking man standing outside the cage (Vaas).

"You two think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... flying like birds? (chuckles) That is crazy!.. (shows to have stolen Carly's phone) I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone... So, what do we have here? Grant, from California.. And Carly, from Los Santos.. Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really Liebe you, cause Du two white kids look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things" Vaas said, putting Carly's phone in his pocket.

Grant tried talking, but his mouth was gagged.

"I'm sorry, what was that?" Vaas mocked.

Grant again tries talking but Vaas becomes suddenly enraged.

"DO Du WANT ME TO CUT Du OPEN LIKE I DID YOUR FRIEND!?.. SHUT THE FUCK UP!.. Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye., (Grant looks away from Vaas) HEY! Du FUCK! Look me in the eye. (Grant looks Vaas dead in the eyes). You're my bitch. I rule this fucking kingdom. Shut the fuck up... oder Du die. (Carly mumbles too) (Vaas turns his attention to her) What is it, Carly? Carly, what is it? Why aren't Du laughing like Du did up in the sky?.. What, is this not fun any more? Have I failed to entertain you?.. Du see, thing is, up there, Du thought Du had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies, Du thought Du were the king of the fuckin world didn't you?,.. But hermano, down here... down here... Du hit the ground" Vaas said, intimidatingly.

Carly, realizing the seriousness of the situation, stayed quite. This guy was scary, even to HER.

Vaas laughed to himself.

"It's okay.. Cause the three of us, we're gonna be spending a LOT of time together as we wait for the mon-"

"Vaas. Stop scaring the hostages, I need Du to take care the rejects" A man, later known as Hoyt Volker sagte to the scary looking man in-front of Carly and Grant.

"Let's hope Du two pieces of FUCK are Mehr entertaining than your friends.. Ta-ta.. bye bye" Vaas sagte to Carly and Grant, before following Hoyt and both were gone.

Grant secretly cut himself free, and then freed Carly.

"Are Du okay?" he asked.

Carly could only node in silence.

"We gotta get out of here, call that guard over" Grant to Carly.

"You serious?" Carly asked, her voice still a bit shaky.

"Yes, do it" Grant sternly replied.

Carly called over one of the Pirates, who came over, telling her to shut up. But Grant grabbed him and broke the man's neck. Scaring Carly a bit.

"That's what they teach Du in the army" Grant sagte to himself, and grabbed the guard's key, unlocking the cage, and Carly and himself.

"Alright, follow me, and stay quite" Grant told Carly, despite not fully knowing where he was going.

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Carly followed Grant threw the hostile area, sneaking past the pirates. And Carly saw Vaas shooting down prisoners while mocking them about nobody wanting to pay for them, having it be the last thing they ever think about.. Yikes.

Grant and Carly entered a small house, but a Pirate was napping inside and stood up to call the others, but Grant quickly threw a throw messer into the man's head, killing him silently and instantly.

"Oh shit, he's dead" Carly whispered to herself in a bit of shock.

Grant moved the body to a hiding spot, so it won't be found later, and then opened the door silently.

"G -Grant I can't do this" Carly said, the situation finally being too much to her.

Grant grabbed her and shook her a bit.

"Hey.. Hey.. I can't find Johnny, and Daisy, and Dash, and Packie, and your brother, without you.. So hold it together. Okay?" Grant sternly told her.

"Okay.. Okay.. Sorry, sorry" Carly said, trying to calm down.

"God. I never should of brought Jimmy" Carly quitely said, sad for her brother (maybe for the first time).

"We're find him.. We're find all of them" Grant quietly told her.

After it seems that they finally escaped, Grant pulled out a map of the island.

"Dose the map say were Johnny is?" Carly asked, still trying to mentally recover.

"We're gonna find him. We're gonna find the others. And then we're going home" Grant sagte comfortingly.

But suddenly there was a loud bang and Grant was shot in the throat.

Carly looked behind her seeing they didn't fully escape the prison camp after all.

Vaas is revealed on a stage behind them, holding a AP Pistol, and chuckling to himself. A bunch of his soldiers surrounding him. Carly covered her hands over Grant's throat, desperately trying to save him, but it wasn't working. Vaas's voice is heard fadingly in the background.

Vaas: What, Du want to run? Huh? Du want to run, Du want to disrespect me? Du want to fuck with me? I mean, Du come here, with your-

"Grant! GRANT!" Carly shouted tearfully, realizing it wasn't working.

Vaas: with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, and your dimwit friends. And Du want to fuck with me? Du WANNA FUCK ME!?

Carly realized Grant is dead, and realizing it's not the time to be sad about it just yet. She back away with him, Vaas's voice is heard Mehr clearly now.

"I like that. No, I respect that! I'm gonna give Du thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat Du up alive, I will" Vaas sagte off view.

Carly paused and looked at Vaas, a bit confused.

"YOU FUCKING DEATH!?.. I sagte GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, Du CHICKEN FUCK!.. RUN FOREST, RUN!" Vas screamed at her.

Carly was quick to understand that this is her only chance, and ran as fast as she ever has in her life, as gunfire fired around her.

Vaas: RUN FOREST, RUN!

Carly continued her desperate escape.

At one point one of the Pirate's leaped onto her, trying the force a messer into her, but Carly forced the messer into the Pirate's neck, killing him.

Carly was a bit shocked of her actions, but that was cut short Von the return of the gunfire, and Carly leaped down a edge, landing in a river.

After an unknown amount of time, Carly was pulled back up Von a hand.

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 Johnny
Johnny


Carly was slapped back to reality.

"Hey, wake up!" came a familiar voice.

"J -Johnny!?"

"Jesus Carly, Du scared the shit out of me just then" Johnny chuckled.

"Hey Dennis! She's alive!" Johnny cried to a mysterious black skinned man, known in the game as Dennis Hopper.

"Good, good.. So little lady, obviously Du must of gotten farmilar with that asshole Vaas" Hopper chuckled.

"I can't believe I'm saying this.. But I think I would of preferred Trevor" Carly sagte to herself.

"I made sure your biker friend didn't get captured, but was too late for you.. Sorry for the trauma Du probably suffered, but not EVERYONE on the island is like that.. Let me Du Zeigen Du the REAL Rock Island" Dennis sagte in his strong accent, before helping Carly onto her feet.

"Where's Grant?" Johnny asked.

"He.. (tears up) He's dead!" Carly cried, Johnny hugging her.

"Vaas?" Dennis asked.

"Yeah.. Vaas" Carly replied.

"I'm really sorry he took your friend from you, Vaas killed a LOT of good people" Dennis replied.

"Yeah.. He seemed the type" Carly sniffed.

"I dream of the day, when I cut Vaas's herz out!" Dennis growled to himself.

"We know the feeling" Carly and Johnny both admitted.

"Anyway.. Me and my men need to take one of their bases, unfortunately, we're kinda at war" Dennis admitted, and started walking off.

"Wait.. Let us help Du win the fight" Carly insisted.

"But Carly, it's not our fight" Johnny insisted.

"But it IS our fight Johnny.. They took our friend, they deserve to suffer" Carly replied.

"Alright then.. Follow me to the gun store.. I'll buy" Dennis replied.

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Dennis Rogers lead his new friend's two the local gunstore. There wasn't many options, so Carly took a combat shotgun as Johnny took an AK47. Along with both taking a AP Pistol.

"Wait, this will also come in handy as well" Dennis said, giving Carly a machete.

"Do I get one?" Johnny asked excitedly.

"Sorry, only had the one" Dennis admitted.

"But I do have a beil if Du want" he added.

"No thanks" Johnny replied.

"Your loss" Dennis chuckled, and put the sagte beil into his gürtel before grabbing a AK47.

"Anyway.. Here's the jeep, let's hurry before we miss all the fun" Dennis said, Wird angezeigt that despite that he's probably a non violent person. He has a surprising Liebe for battle.

Suddenly the radio Carly stahl, stola from the camp says that they have Packie held at the sagte outpost, they didn't realize the radio was stolen.

"Haha.. Two birds with one stone as the saying goes." Dennis replied, starting the jeep.

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Dennis arrived at the outpost and before long, the battle had began.

Surprisingly, most of the Pirates were actually pretty poor at shooting, and the battle was surprisingly easy. Plus Dennis had Mehr men then the pirates. And before long, the area was cleared of pirates, and Dennis's men replaced the Vaas's flag with their own flag.

Carly searched the entire area, but Packie was nowhere to be found.

"He's not here!" She cried to Dennis, clearly saddened Von the fact. Packie is tough. But he's still human, and Carly was scared for him. Being stuck with that monster Vaas.

"I'm sorry honey, we did what we could" Johnny said, putting his hand on her shoulder.

Suddenly Dennis appeared. Saying another one of their Friends has been found and saved Von an ally of his, Dr. Earnhardt.

Saying Earnhardt is a bit crazy, but not Vaas's crazy, he's actually a pretty nice guy, and also gave them the location to him, saying they can take his jeep, he won't be needing it. But he also gave them an radio so they can keep in contact.

"Thank Du Dennis, I hope we see Du again, your a good man" Carly said, even hugging him.

"Yes.. Good luck with the war" Johnny added.

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Carly and Johnny arrive to meet Dr. Earnhardt. Upon arriving at Earnhardt's mansion, they out that one of their Friends escaped Vaas, but it was not Packie, rather it was Daisy, Grant's girlfriend.

Earnhardt tells them that gänseblümchen, daisy is in serious need of medical attention, and he needs to retrieve a pilz in order to keep gänseblümchen, daisy alive. However, this pilz is in a cave under Earnhardt's mansion, and volunteers to venture into the caves to find it.

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After finding the strange pilz and returning home, Carly gives Earnhardt the mushroom. Earnhardt tells Carly and Johnny that gänseblümchen, daisy is awake and to go and check on her while he makes the antidote.

They head upstairs and meet with Daisy, who has a strong fever, but alive.

Johnny asked if the doctor harmed her, but gänseblümchen, daisy sagte the doctor is actually very sweet (Witch he is).

Carly tearfully tells her of Grant's death, much to Daisy's misery. But she also tells of her's and Johnny's Suchen for the others.

Earnhardt comes upstairs to administer the antidote, and Johnny asks that when they finds Mehr of his Friends if Earnhardt could keep them there to ensure their safety.

Earnhardt strongly refuses, due to the fact that Vaas' men frequently visit to buy product from him.

But gänseblümchen, daisy begs him to reconsider, and it's revealed Earnhardt is the SAD kind of crazy. He calls her Von the name of his deceased daughter, Agnes, believing her to be the sagte daughter, and it's why he saved her.

Either way, he reluctantely agrees to give refuge to the others.

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A FEW DAYS LATER:

As gänseblümchen, daisy was left behind when the location was confirmed a safe, sicher one. And the Doctor was confirmed to be completely harmless. Carly even felt bad for the guy, he Lost his daughter, and can't cope properly.

Anyway, gänseblümchen, daisy was left trying fix a boat. Most likely the one that Christopher Mintz-plasse arrived in. it was badly damaged, but fixable.

Just will take a long time. Really long time.

Anyway Carly and Johnny got word of Packie's last known location, and went to go investigate.

"How is it Du avoided getting caught anyway?" Carly asked.

"I was the only one that didn't get knocked out.. I felt shitty about it, but I had to hide, Dennis found me and took down a few pirates.. Von the way, I think I saw the head of Christopher Mintz-plasse sticking out the sand" Johnny told her.

"Huh. Well the news DID say he went missing.. Poor guy" Carly replied.

Eventually they arrived at the location.

"Shit, Packie's gone again" Carly said, getting much Mehr impatient.

"Hang on, let me check that room" Johnny said, opening a door, only for pirate to appear from inside, and knock Johnny unconscious with an AK47.

Carly angrily shot him dead with her combat shotgun.

But then Mehr Pirates came, and held her against the ground. Revealing it was a set up, the Pirates were waiting for them.

And before long, the one that seemed to be in charge walked in front of her.

Carly looked up, and gasped as she saw who it was.

"YOU!" She screamed.

"Missed me?" Vaas said, smiling evilly.

Carly tried grabbing for her breaking free, but Vaas knocked her unconscious.

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Johnny awoke tied to chair. Carly tied to a chair infront of him, Packie two.

"Packie! Packie are Du okay!?" Johnny cried.

Packie was two weak to reply. He looked very beaten up, and looked half dead.

Suddenly Vaas showed up, pouring gasoline around the room, and even doing a silly little dance about it, before throwing away the can and tried lighting match, but it wasn't working very well.

"Let me guess.. Your Vaas" Johnny said, glaring at him.

"Smart biker boy, very smart" Vaas mocked.

"When I get out of thi-"

"Haha.. Du think your so tough don't you" Vaas laughed.

But Vaas paused as he noticed Johnny's tattoos, mistaking them for Rakyat markings.

"Who gave Du that ink, hmm? I asked Du a question: who give Du that ink, hmm? Did Citra give Du that ink, did my sister give Du that ink, huh?" Vaas asked sternly.

"What the fuck are Du talking about!? Who's Crita!?" Johnny cried.

"She's lead leader of those Rakyat soldiers.. I heard Du two are getting farmilar with them" Vaas replied.

"Look, we helped them out a little. It's nothing" Johnny insisted.

"Yes.. That's how it starts isn't it?.. There was a time I would do anything for my sister, I mean the first time I ever killed was for my sister... But that was not enough for her, no, no, no, no, no, please.. (starts pacing anxiously) Du see the thing about our loved ones, right, OUR FUCKIN LOVED ONES!.. They come, and they BLINDSIDE Du every fucking time.. So they say to me, they say Vaas.. VAAS!?.. Who the FUUUCK is it going to be?! THEM!?, oder ME?! (violently beats his chest) MEEEEEE! oder THEM?! (chuckles) Like... like Du know... like they fucking think that I need to make a fucking choice.. (beat) Von the way, this lighter really sucks. Du know, so much for poetics. (places lighter in Johnny's hemd, shirt pocket)"

Johnny had to admit. This guy was creeping him out. He understood why Carly was so scared of him after last time.

Vaas soon calmed down and started heading towards the door.

"You can't just leave us like this!" Johnny angrily sagte from under his teeth.

"Just watch us" sagte one of the pirates.

Vaas chuckled, and grabbed a box of matches.

"I'm telling Du biker boy.. It's truly beautiful.. That Du are willing to die for the ones Du love" Vaas said, before calmly lighting a match and throwing it onto the gasoline, lighting up the room.

"YOU MOTHER FUCKER!" Johnny screamed, trying to break free.

Vaas laughed as his men grabbed Packie, and forced him to come with them as they left.

But fortunately, Johnny somehow got himself free and untied Carly, and they jumped out the window as it was their only exit.

"Man, Du weren't kidding about him" Johnny said, panting heavily.

"Yes" Carly panted.

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 Willis
Willis


Almost a week later, Carly and Johnny were told to find a man named Willis.

They do find him, and he reveals to be an American CIA agent.

"I heard about Du two.. I know where your Friends Dash and Packie are. I'll help Du two, but only if Du help me in return" Willis told them.

"Of coarse, Du seem nice enough" Carly insisted.

"Me first.. (shows an image of an 45 Jahr old man, wearing a suit, but no tie. And messy black hair) This is my main target" Willis said.

"I.. I think seen that man back at the prison camp" Carly remember.

"His name is Hoyt Volker.. He's the boss of a very particular friend of yours, Vaas Montenegro.. Mr Volker is also one of the world's biggest slave traders" Willis explained.

"And Du want us to kill him?" Johnny asked.

"I wish it were that simple.. No, actually I want Du to take this flame flower" Willis said, giving the sagte flamer blume to Johnny. And a Sekunde one to Carly.

"Destroy some of Hoyt's fields.. It'll slow down his plans" Willis said. The two nodded in understandment.

Dennis: Du two find Willis?

"Yes.. He told us about Vaas's boss.,. Hoyt oder something" Johnny replied.

Dennis: Hoyt Volker?!.. Du stay away from him! This is a very dangerous man!

"Can't be worse than Vaas" Johnny replied.

Dennis: Vaas wasn't ALWAYS like that, he use to be one of us.. But Hoyt took Vaas's mind a long time ago.. Hoyt is responsible for all the evil of this island.

They both paused for a moment.

"Don't worry, we're be careful" Carly eventually sagte to the radio.

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Carly and Johnny returned to Willis after destorying this fields.

"We did what Du wanted.. Now about our friends?" Carly asked.

"Very well.. Dash Zucia is first" Willis said.

"It's an L.. Lucia" Carly sagte while laughing a little.

"Right.. Either way.. It's not pretty, but a man bought her from Hoyt, as a sex slave oder some shit" Willis admitted.

"You know who it is?" Carly asked.

"Wait here" Willis said, handing them a picture of middle aged man with a unbuttoned shirt, and blue jeans. A large buck tattoo covering his chest.

"He's an Austrian, ex marine.. His name is Bambi Hughes.. But everyone calls him Buck" Willis told them.

"I'll handle this one.. I owe that girl.. Du find Packie" Johnny sagte to Carly, before taking the picture.

"Be careful, he might be dangerous" Willis warned.

Johnny nodded in understandment before he quickly left the room.

"And Packie?" Carly asked.

"It's a little Mehr complex.. I'm not actually sure where he is.. But I have a strong guess that your 'friend' Vaas, may be holding at Beras Town" Willis told.

"Why's that?" Carly asked.

"Well, thing is.. Your getting popular" Willis said, before playing a tape he recorded of Vaas and Hoyt.

Hoyt: Lovely weather we're having.

Vaas: Why boss, Du planning a parade?

Hoyt: (laughs hard) That's why I Liebe Du Vaas, Du make me laugh. Everything in business is so goddamn serious. But you. So... what about Townley?

Vaas: Ohh, Du know I don't give a fuck about her!.. I don't give a fuck.

Hoyt: Really? Then why am I here?

Vaas: Once Du got the ransom money, her Friends are gonna be sold like that. I shot her pal Grant. I did what Du wanted with her brother. And my men are getting ready to kill that annoying Irish one.. But.. It's my sister.. Carly might be working for her.

Hoyt: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY!.. Your the one that let her escape! It is Von MY grace that your head isn't impaled on the antenna of my car!.. Therefore, I would LIKE IT, if Du gave a fuck, about Carly Townley!

Vaas: (nervous) Okay, Hoyt. Okay, alright.

Hoyt: Fantastic!.. I am really loving this weather.. What's the name of the village down the road? Beras Town? A bunch of native sympathizers. They stahl, stola a transportation manifest that's close to my heart. I'd like to pay them a visit.. Nice to see you, Vaas.

(end tape):

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 Buck
Buck


Johnny arrived at a bar, and found the man from the Willis's picture having a bier Von himself.

"Are Du Buck?" Johnny asked him.

"Well it's not my birth name. But yes.. And Du are?" The man asked, with his strong Austrian accent.

"Johnny Klebitz.. I'm here for my friend Dash" Johnny told him.

"Dash?... Dash?... Dosen't ring a bell" Buck replied, getting up, and getting another beer.

"You bought her from Hoyt" Johnny said, holding in his anger.

Buck bought his Sekunde beer, paused for a moment, and than chuckled to himself.

"Oh yeah. Her.. Actually she sagte her name was (imitates trying to scream through a gag)" Buck said, before bursting into laughter.

"Your hysterical" Johnny groaned, resisting the urge to shoot Bambi "Buck" Hughes wait then and there.

"So? Want a beer?" Buck asked.

"Look! I JUST want Dash!" Johnny demanded.

Buck just laughed again, and sat back down.

"Johnny, Johnny, Johnny.. We're not all, savages here.. We're just businessmen.. I've got something Du want.. So your going to get something I want" Buck said.

"And what the hell is that!?" Johnny cried impatiently.

Buck chuckles.

"Temper, temper, Johnny.. Du kill me, and your NEVER get your little girlfriend back" Buck said, still grinning.

"She's not m... Whatever actually.. What do Du want Bambi?" Johnny asked, still seeming anxious.

Buck reveals a drawing of a rare Chinese knife, The Silver Dragoon.

"You find me this.. And we're be even Steven" Buck told him.

"I.. I thought that messer was just a myth" Johnny said, rather shocked.

"Knife.. A knife?.. (angrily grabs the drawing back) IT'S NOT JUST A FUCKIN KNIFE!.. It's art!" Buck replied.

"But anyway.. This is my ONLY deal" Buck added.

"(sighs) Fine.. Where is it?" Johnny asked.

"The treasure hunter, he knew were it was.. But some of Vaas's men came, and they got the wanker's boat.. But Du know what else they got?" Buck asked.

"... The knife?"

"Maybe Johnny.. Maybe.. Du want to save Dashie, right?.. Find that boat.. Find out if they kept it on there" Buck replied.

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Johnny reached the large ship, but, of coarse, it was surrounded Von Pirates.

Johnny tried sneaking past them, but they spotted him and started at shooting him.

"Looks like we're doing this the old fashioned way" Johnny said, pulling out the AK47 he still had from Dennis and fired back them, shooting one of them in the face, killing him.

Johnny eventually got onto the actual ship and continued shooting at the pirates, even throwing a grenade, killing a good many of them.

"THIS WHAT Du AFTER!?" Johnny shouted while shooting.

After the really long battle, Johnny eventually reached a computer, trying to see if it has a location of the knife. He also found a mysterious compass, But then, he realized there was bomb triggering, and ran away, and it went off, as he desperately made his way off the sinking ship, barely surviving the encounter, before passing out from exhaustion.

Voice: Johnny?.. Rise and shine Johnny.

Johnny woke up.

"Oh.. It's you" Johnny groaned, as he saw Bambi Hughes standing over him.

"Come on, get up" Buck said, giving him a hand onto his feet.

"It wasn't on the boat" Johnny told him.

"Ohh.. Dash is gonna be disappointed isn't she?.. In fact.. She just cries all the time now.. Actually, it's getting kinda annoyi-"

"JUST SHUT UP!" Johnny angrily shouted, as he checked on his AP pistol, after realizing his AK47 left on the ship during the escape.

"Anyway.. Did Du happen to find a compass in there?" Buck asked.

"Wait here" Johnny said, looking at the mysterious compass.

"Right. Resourch says.. Follow the compass"

"Thanks for the help" Johnny sagte sarcastically.

"Anyway.. If Du excuse me.. Dash.. Needs me" Buck said, before leaving.

The ancient compass leads Johnny to an abandoned Japanese WWII bunker. Where he mysteriously found Buck waiting for him.

"What the fu- If Du knew where I was suppose to go, WHY DIDN'T Du JUST TELL M-"

"Johnny.. Johnny.. Don't get your panties in a twist. I'm not playing the bloody game. Du are.. I'm just a spectator.. But I'm expecting a good show, eh?" Buck replied.

"Get out of the way" Johnny growled to him, knowing the compass was leading him into the bunker.

"Sure. But first.. History time.. Imagine? Consider if Du will?.. This monumental testament, to irony.. The bloody Japs.. The form a special unit of. Well.. Du know.. To try to find Lost treasures and riches to feed their empire.. But they don't realize.. They build the bloody thing bunker here, wait over the fuckin stuff their looking for! (chuckles to himself).. Come on, ask me 'what are they looking for?"

"No" Johnny sagte annoyedly.

Buck briefly paused.

"... I should cane Du for that, I really should.. But I'll just cane Dash instead (chuckles).. Their after. The Chao-fucking-Yang.. This flagship use to belong to famish famish Japenesse general.. But the bloody thing.. It just fuckin disappeared. With lots of riches.. Including.. That fuckin knife!.. Anyway, history lessons over.. Look after yourself biker boy" Buck said, patting Johnny's shoulder before leaving.

"I'm gonna kill that motherfucker" Johnny growled under his breath, before entering the bunker.

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The Weiter morning Johnny finally came out of the bunker, only to mysteriously see Buck again.

"How do Du keep finding me!?" Johnny asked, starting to get a bit scared of him.

"(laughs) Not important.. So.. Du have it?" Buck asks.

"No.. I didn't find the knife" Johnny admitted.

Buck officially started losing his patience.

"No, no, no, Johnny that's NOT alright!.. It's just a little fuckin messer I told Du to get for me!. But your too incompetent. TOO FUCKING LAZY TO GET IT!.. Too busy playing games!" Buck yelled at him.

"All I found was a few pieces to go with compass.. But I'm getting close, I can feel it" Johnny insisted.

"Fine.. Better get going then.. I'll be waiting" Buck groaned.

"... Du KNOW where I'm suppose to go, don't you?" Johnny asked, still a bit creeped out Von how Buck mysteriously keeps appearing all the time.

"Can't say mate.. Just know where your heading" Buck replied, before walking off.

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Meanwhile.

Carly arrived at Beratown, although Packie wasn't there, but Willis sagte it's okay. If she saves the hostages, they might tell her where her friend is.

Carly took out her Machete, silently killing a Pirate look out, before looking though a pair of binoculars, checking at what she's up against.

"Your friend Hoyt is down there" Carly said, seeing Hoyt holding an MP5 and getting ready to speak to hostages, and some of his men surrounding him.

"Wait till he leaves, other wise he'll make chicken chow mein out of McReary" Willis sagte to her though the earpiece he gave her.

"I want it to be clear! Anyone, ANYONE! Tries to help those savages out in in the woods! Will end up like their Friends here! Is my POINT coming across!?" Hoyt shouted out, to nobody in particular.

"You!.. Run!" Hoyt shouted to the three hostages, before firing his MP5 into the air scaring the hostages into running though the lake, only for it to be discovered that Hoyt is making them run though a friggin mine field, and only one of the three hostages make it safely across.

"Have fun boys!" Hoyt told his men, and they began shooting at the survival, as Hoyt himself boarded his helicopter and left.

"That's our man, go in and abstract him" Willis told Carly.

"Are Du nuts!?" Carly cried.

"Just go behind the houses, it's a safer route, and nobody will see you" Willis told her.

"But they're see me down there" Carly complained.

"That's what Du have Pistolen for silly" Willis said, a bit playfully.

"And besides.. My men will provide Du some cover fire" Willis added.

"Alright. I'm going in" Carly said, cocking her combat shotgun and sprinting over to the man Willis spoke of, as Willis's men gave her support fire, Carly cut loose the hostage.

"Agent Willis Huntley sent me, sagte Du might know something about my friend Packie McReary" Carly told him.

"I'll tell you, but first Du have to get me out of here!" The man replied, grabbing a AK47 off a dead Pirate and shooting at the enemies, although his aim was really terrible. But Carly knew this was probably his first time holding a gun, so didn't mock him about it.

"Alright, stay close" Carly replied, shooting a nearby enemy, dead.

After a really long battle, the man then gives Carly the transportation manifest that Hoyt was searching for. Witch is information on where Packie McReary is being held. Revealing Vaas mis-spoke earlier, it's Hoyt himself who was ordering the death of Packie, not Vaas.

Carly had to hurry before it was too late.

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Johnny, after finally finding the messer known as THE SILVER DRAGON. And merely surviving Indiana Jones like booby traps, radios Buck.

"Your not here!" Johnny sagte angrily.

"Not this time mate.. Du have it?" Buck's voice asked.

"Yeah, yeah, I have that stupid fuckin messer Du wanted!" Johnny angrily replied.

"Prefect.. Bring it to my place" Buck replied.

Johnny finally reached Buck's house, and found Buck sitting at his table, for some reason not wearing any pants, just his hemd, shirt and underwear. But Johnny decided not to ask any questions. Cause he didn't WANT any Antwort to it.

"Haha, Du have it.. Gave it here" Buck says, motioning for Johnny to hand over the fancy knife.

"... Dash first" Johnny sagte sternly.

"Very well" Buck said, tossing him a small key. "She's downstairs".

Johnny dropped the messer on the table, grabbed the key and started heading downstairs, as Buck examined the knife.

Buck: Du gotta hand it to the Chinese, when they disembowelled you, they did it in bloody style!.. I mean look at this thing!

"DASH!" Johnny cries, running over to the clearly traumatized girl.

"No! Please! No more.. I beg you!" Dash tearfully cried, obviously afraid of Buck. But then she looked and saw it was Johnny, and gently grabbed him.

"Johnny, Du gotta get me out of here.. I'm begging you.. Please get me out of here!" Dash begged.

"I'm getting Du out, okay?" Johnny calmly told her.

"Yeah.. About that" came a sudden voice.

Johnny looked over, and suddenly saw Buck. As he smiled evilly at them.

"You sagte she can leave, Du FUCK!" Johnny angrily cried, even shielding Dash behind him.

"No, no.. What I said.. Dash, may leave with you.. But your not going anywhere, are you" Buck replied.

"What are Du talking about!?" Johnny cried, now confused.

"You see Johnny.. I AM grateful.. And I was hoping to Zeigen my graditude.. Du know properly" Buck said. Finally revealing his true nature, Von hinting he wants them BOTH to be his slaves, leaving Buck's sexuality kinda questionable.

"We're walking! Though that door!" Johnny cried, finally ready to snap, and kill this asshole.

"You are when I say Du are.. I'll take Du bloody if Du like.. I like my meat rare" Buck said, before giving one of those evil laugh moments.

Johnny, realizing the danger pulled out his AP Pistol, but Buck, due to his military experience, quickly overpowered Johnny, and threw him onto the ground, having Johnny lose the gun.

"(laughs) This is some fucked up foreplay, eh?" Buck laughed, as Johnny's pain was clearly bringing him joy.

Johnny was now even Mehr angry, "DIE! Du SICK SON OF BITCH!" Johnny screamed, while he wrestled Buck for the knife. And during this struggle. Johnny headbutts Buck, and forces Buck to stab himself in the herz (if Buck even had one).

Johnny then ripped the messer out of Buck, and kicked him flying onto the ground. Killing Buck.

"I got you" Johnny said, panting heavily, and keeping the fancy messer for himself.

"Johnny.. A -Are Du sure he's dead?" Dash asked, still in tears.

"Yes.. It'll be alright.. Come with me, I'll take Du somewhere safe" Johnny told her, still panting, and picking up his dropped AP Pistol.

The two arrive at the Doctor's place.

"Listen.. Please don't tell Carly oder Packie about this.. I'll rather just forget it happened" Dash tells Johnny, calmly.

"I won't.. But your Bewegen past this.. You've done it before" Johnny insisted.

"Yeah.. Maybe" Dash said, as Johnny hugged her, seeing she needed one.

"Did Du really do all that, just for me?" Dash asked.

"Yeah.. Guess I did.. Your kinda like family though" Johnny insisted.

Dash smiled.

"Thank you" she said, Küssen his cheek.

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SEVERAL DAYS EARLIER:

Carly secretly followed Willis Huntley though a town back before they actually knew each other. Dennis told her to look for a man in a white suit, cause he might be helpful.

Willis walked into his house, Carly followed him in, seemingly undetected, but Willis wasn't there. But he DID lock her into the room, and was heard on speakers.

"You have ten Sekunden to tell me who Du are, before I remotely detonate the C4 under the table, and that room your in explodes like a pop bottle!" Willis's voice told her, knowing that Carly was following him, and believed she might be a threat.

"JESUS!" Carly shouted in shock.

"I doubt it.. 5 seconds!" Willis's voice replied.

"Carly! Carly Townley!" Carly cried.

"You don't say.. So your the kid that escaped Vaas's camp alive?" Willis's voice asked, sounding impressed.

"No.. I mean, Yes.. I mean.. Whatever doesn't get me blown up!" Carly cried.

"Tell me?.. Are Du a Patriot, Mrs Townley?"

"I.. I guess" Carly nervously replied.

"Excellent, we have that in common. There's a REASON I have the American Flag in here." Willis replied.

Carly didn't replied.

"Anyway.. I could use someone like you.. I know where your Friends Packie and Dash are being held.. We're trade favors" Willis's voice told her.

"Done" Carly replied.

Willis unlocked all the doors, and Carly went to find Willis downstairs.

"So what are you, and spy oder something?" Carly asked, now able to see him face to face.

"I'm not authorized to answer that" Willis replied.

Carly didn't reply.

"Just screwing with you" Willis laughed.

"But seriously, I'm CIA.. Agent Willis Huntley" he added.

"Oh.. Well I'm not usually one to turn to the police for help.. But wait now I'll take what I can get" Carly replied.

"Yes.. I've been watching Du Carly Jade.. Like I said, I could use someone like you.. Get your biker friend, and I'll tell Du more" Willis told her.

"Sure" Carly replied.

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Willis ended up getting himself captured, and Carly, despite not "needing" too, went to save him.

She's grown to like Willis reminds her that not ALL cops are bad, and she'll have an bunch Dave Norton's and Willis Huntley's, over a bunch of Steve Heine's and Benson's.

But sadly. That doesn't seem to be how it works.

Carly defeated the small bunch of Pirates, catching them off guard. And then cut loose Willis once the area was cleared.

"You didn't have to you.. I'm no longer any use to you" Willis admitted, picking up his sniper rifle. As that's what he is. A sniper.

"I know.. But your not like most most of the other cops I know.. Your actually nice" Carly admitted.

"Well. I am aware of what Du are back at Los Santos.. I know Du are a criminal.. Norton is a ally of mine, he mentioned Du and your dad a few times, But... Heck, your nice too.. This island needs Mehr like you.. And less Vaas Montenegro's" Willis admitted.

Carly chuckled.

But the happy moment was interrupted Von a bullet nearly hitting them both, and they saw Pirate reinforcements had arrived.

"We should get out of here" Carly said, seeing there's too many of them.

"Good idea" Willis replied, as they ran away from the Pirates.

MUCH LATER:

"There he is, down there" Carly cried, looking at Packie as the pirates surround him.

"You better hurry Townley.. I'll cover Du from up here" Willis said, getting into a good position with his rifle.

Carly finally reached the bottom of the hill, reaching where Packie is being held, and saw a bunch of the Pirates still beating him up.

'You leave him alone, Du bastards!' Carly thought angrily.

"Willis, take the shot" Carly sagte quietly to her earpiece.

"Right, taking the shot" Willis's voice replied.

At that, the Pirate that was about to execute Packie was himself shot though the heart, dead.

The confused Pirates starting frantically looking around, not knowing where the hell that could of came from.

Carly fired, killing another one of the Pirates, probably confusing them into thinking it was only her that did that. So they fired at her, but Carly was in good cover.

Willis fired again, killing a Pirate with head shot, confusing them again. But Von this point they probably had it somewhat figured out. But still didn't know where the sniper was.

Carly continued shooting at them, killing two Mehr before needing to reload her combat shotgun.

During the confusion, Packie saw his chance, and stahl, stola a Micro SMG from a dead Pirate before running into the nearest cover, and also shooting at the Pirates, although his aim was a bit off, due to his condition.

This battle went on for quite some time, the Pirates had a least 20 oder 30 men with them.

But as soon as the area looked clear, Packie found a boat.

"Carly get in, we gotta get the fuck away from these psycho's!" Packie told her.

"Hold on.. We gotta wait for Willis" Carly insisted.

"Fine.. But tell him to hurry" Packie replied, his black eye starting to swollen/

"Willis, hurry and get on" Carly sagte into her earpiece.

"Alright" Willis's voice replied, and swam over to the boat, as Packie and Carly helped in. But Packie suddenly paused as he saw a badge on Willis.

"Wait!.. Your a fuckin cop!" Packie cried angrily.

"Relax Packie, he's a NICE cop" Carly insisted.

"Yeah, but..."

"Trust me, if I was gonna arrest you. I would of left Du to die from those F-in Pirates.. But instead I saved your life. So try to take someone out of that" Willis replied, being one of the first characters to NOT swear.

"Fine... And thank you" Packie replied.

Packie turned to Carly.

"This was some crazy shit Carly.. They have been getting at Gerry.. He and mom were prepared to hand over a shit load of money, just to get me back" Packie said.

B -But Packie, the Island's dictator, Hoyt Volker, he would of sold Du wait into slavery, even if Gerry DID pay" Carly admitted.

"Y -Your joking right?" Packie replied, shocked.

"She's right mate.. I been studying Hoyt for the past 3 years.. And that was literary his plan for all six of Du fokes" Willis told him.

Packie angrily kicked a crate.

"FUUCK!.. (has to sit down) This is some heavy shit!" Packie cried out.

Carly hugs him.

"I know Du Packie, your tougher than Du think Du are.. Du get past this" Carly told him, during the hug.

"Anyway.. I'll get Jimmy, and then we're all go home.. I already found all the others." Carly said, shortly after releasing the hug.

Packie paused.

"What's wrong Packie?" Carly asked.

"... Jimmy's dead, Carly" Packie admitted, sadly.

Carly's mouth reasonably fell open in shock.

"I'm sorry.. He tried to escape, and they shot him like a fuckin dog!.. But wait now, we just have to have think about ourselves.. Take me to the others, please" Packie told her.

Truthfully, Jimmy later reveals to be still alive.

But he is being held Von Hoyt himself, witch might be WORSE.

But Packie didn't know that. He only saw that Jimmy was shot, he didn't see if Jimmy had lived oder not.

"A -Alright.. Hang on" Carly said, trying not to cry, as she started driving the boat.

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Dennis radioed Johnny, saying that Vaas's men are preparing to kidnap a bunch of his men. Carly and Johnny agree to help in the battle. That way Carly would feel like she can that she finally gave Dennis the proper "thank you", for him saving Johnny's, and for being a good friend to her.

Packie is brought with them. But Johnny didn't want Dash going, saying she's been though enough after Buck. Witch confused Carly, as she didn't know what happened.

And during the drive to Dennis's camp, she kept asking Johnny about it, as Packie drove the Sekunde one closely behind them.

"Okay. Okay.. But your have to promise to not to tell anybody else" Johnny insisted.

"Uh, sure" Carly said. Seeing how seriously he's being about it.

SOON AFTER:

Carly couldn't stop angrily swearing every word in the book.

"This is EXACTLY why she didn't want to tell Du and Packie" Johnny groaned, annoyedly.

"Sorry, sorry" Carly said, trying to calm down.

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The three-o finally arrived, to help the Rakyat set up an ambush in Churchtown in an attempt to hijack an APC carrying Rakyat prisoners. The leader of the mission hands over some C4 explosives to Johnny, so he has to plant them over a fuel truck, to block the road and divert the enemies plans.

Packie has to then climb a water tower to snipe and aid the warriors in combat, waiting for the signalling explosives to go off. When the explosives went off and the ambush started, and Carly helps them on foot as Packie snips above.

But Carly soon notices that the enemies that came out of the vehicles weren't Pirates, but looked like actual army men, later known as Privateers, Hoyt's REAL army. They are much better equipped and organized.

Carly has to then fight hordes of this so called Privateers and reach the convoy truck.

However, when Carly opens the back door of the truck, Vaas himself reveals to be hiding in there, outsmarting her.

"Remember me" Vaas said, smiling evilly.

Carly reaches for her gun, but Vaas pistol whips her, knocking her unconscious.

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Carly started fading back to the consciousness, hearing Vaas's voice.

Vaas: Did I ever tell you, the definition of Insanity?

Carly awoke, seeing Vaas in-front of her as she realized she was out a while now, finding herself in a unfamiliar area her hands tied Von one small rope, and her leg tied to a cinder block, Von the ankle, as Pirates are pushing prisoners into the river below them, the cinder block tied to their arms, it's very likely that they didn't survive the event.

Vass began speaking to her.

"Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me. So, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing. Over, and over, and over, and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... this time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like the way, (punches kiste aside violently), Du are LOOKING at me!.. Okay, do Du have a fucking problem in your head? Do Du think I am bullshitting you, do Du think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU. (beat) It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is I killed Du once already, and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay. (beat) It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell Du the definition of insanity?"

Carly didn't reply.

But neither did she need to, as Vaas put his foot over the cinderblock tied to Carly's leg.

"Oh jesus!.. No!" Carly cried, realizing what was happening.

Vaas smiled evilly, and gently pushed the cinderblock down towards the river, dragging Carly down with it.

"No! NO! NO!" Carly shouted, trying to grab something, as Vaas watched her struggle.

"OH FUCK YOOU!" Carly screamed, as she started falling down the cliff, and the cinderblock started pulling her down to the bottom.

But Carly managed to cut the rope on her hands with a sharp rock, and managed to swim back up. BARELY surviving this.

"I'm getting REAL tired of that asshole" Carly said, after finally getting out of the river.

"I can't let him kill those soldiers" Carly said, grabbing a AP Pistol off a dead Pirate, as all her weapons were stolen Von Vaas.

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Carly finally stahl, stola all her weapons back from the Pirates, expect for taking a hunter messer instead of her machete for some reason.

Carly then makes her way to a pirate camp and climbs aboard a helicopter piloted Von a pirate. Carly pulls her AP Pistol, ordering the pirate to take off at gunpoint. However, another pirate on the ground crashes the helicopter with an RPG.

Carly slowly wakes up in the flaming wreckage of the helicopter to find Vaas approaching her. He knew that Carly probably escaped the cinderblock event, and came to finish the job.

Vaas turns Carly over with his foot, calmly asking her.

"Have I ever told you?.. The definition, of insanity?"

Carly is then shot in the herz Von Vaas's AP Pistol, and she blacks out.

After a unknown amount of time, Carly awoke, but to her horror, she's literary buried under a pile of bodies, and quickly had to dig herself out. Barely surviving the event, and even causing her to puke.

But it's quickly realized, that the world all thought Carly was murdered, and some of Dennis's men, ran away in terror, believing her to be a ghost, oder zombie, whatever it is.

Dennis, Johnny and Packie ran to help her up. Johnny still had just his AP Pistol, and Packie still had a Micro SMG.

Johnny tearfully hugging Carly, he thought she was dead. Everyone did.

"B -But how?" was all Dennis was able to say.

Carly checked her chest, realizing the bullet had hit the small lighter she had in her hemd, shirt pocket, saving her life.

"Luck.. I guess" Carly chuckled.

Small silence.

"W -What happened here?" Carly's shaky voice asked, finally looking at the huge pile of bodies. Most of them citizens.

"Vaas.. In celebration of your death.. But mostly as a bit of entertainment for Hoyt" Dennis sadly replied.

"I'm really sorry" Carly sadly replied.

"W -We should get back to the boat" Packie whispered to Carly, Packie having had ENOUGH of this terrible island.

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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

"There, the boot is finally ready" gänseblümchen, daisy said.

"Great, let's get the hell off this island" Packie and Johnny both said.

"Say Johnny, what happened to that fancy messer Du found for Buck?" Dash asked.

"I gave it to Dennis's men.. Apparently it's some sort of ancient treasure to them" Johnny replied.

"Oh" was all Dash could responde with.

"You should come with us Alec.. Your a good man" Carly sagte to Dr. Earnhardt.

"Sorry Anges.. This is my home" Earnhardt replied.

"I.. I'm not your daughter" Carly sadly had to remind him.

Alec was about to reply. But suddenly he was shot though the side of the skull, dead.

Carly was shocked, Dash grabbing her out of the way, as Pirates started shooting at them.

"DON'T LET THEM ESCAPE!" One of them shouted.

Carly gave Dash her combat shotgun.

"Are Du sure?" Dash asked.

"Won't need it" Carly said, taking out her AP Pistol and firing at the Pirates.

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While fighting off close to a hundred Pirates, Johnny took a MP5 off one of the dead Pirates an started running to just outside the forest the Pirates were coming from, killing a large many of them single handedly.

When suddenly Johnny pushed violently onto the ground, and looked behind him, to see who it was.

"YOU!" Johnny shouted angrily.

"Missed me" Vaas sagte with a evil grin, and prepared to shoot Johnny with his AP Pistol.

Johnny kicked Vaas in the stomach, causing the AP Pistol to accidantally go off, missing Johnny, who burst back up, and punched Vaas wait the face.

"That's for the doctor!" Johnny shouted angrily.

"I admit. His death wasn't FULLY purposeful, he wasn't who we were aiming for" Vaas replied, actually feeling a bit bad about killing Alec.

"I don't care!" Johnny said, preparing to schlagen, punsch him again, but this time Vaas caught it, and broke Johnny's arm, as Johnny screamed in pain.

Vaas also broke Johnny's leg, before pushing Johnny onto the ground, and picked up his AP Pistol again.

"Bye bye, biker boy" Vaas said, preparing to execute Johnny.

But suddenly Vaas was shot wait though the side of the stomach, causing him to scream in pain, and look over to see who shot him.

"Do Du have ANY idea! How fucking rude that was!?" Vaas shouted at the unknown shooter.

No response.

"Now Zeigen yourself!" Vaas shouted.

Carly appeared from behind the shadows, holding her AP Pistol.

"Y -You!" Vaas cried, actually Wird angezeigt signs of possible fear. He had no idea Carly was alive, and probably thought she was a ghost.

"Missed me?" Carly asked, impersonating Vaas in order to mock him.

"Y -Your dead!.. I SHOT YOU!" Vaas shouted.

"Turns out your a horrible shot" Carly mocked.

Vaas growled angrily, and quickly pointed his AP Pistol, but Carly shot first, purposely hitting Vaas wait in the throat, like Vaas did to Grant. Causing Vaas drop his gun, chock loudly and put his hands on his throat to stop the bleeding, falling to his knees in the progress.

"That's for Grant" Carly sagte angrily.

Vaas attempted to flip her the middle finger, but Carly fired again, hitting him wait though the oben, nach oben of the head, finally ending Vaas's rain of terror.

Carly paused for a moment, the typical empty feeling after killing somebody hitting her. But she shook out of it, and ran over to Johnny.

"Can Du walk?" Carly asked.

"Barely" Johnny admitted.

"Wait here.. I'll help the others clear the area before we get you" Carly said, Küssen Johnny's forehead, before running to the others.

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"DIE Du FUCKS!" Packie screamed at the Pirates, killing 3 in a row, before having to reload his Micro SMG.

"I'm running low on ammo" Dash said, reloading her combat shotgun.

"Me two.. Make every bullet count" Packie replied, shooting at a off view Pirate.

Dash prepared to shoot, but was shot in the shoulder, and screamed in pain.

"DASH!" Packie shouted, running over to her, protectively.

"Well still.. No Mehr shooting for you" Packie said,grabbing her shotgun, and firing it at Pirates.

Dash moaned in agony, as Packie hovered over her protectively.

"Crap.. Where the hell are the others!?" Packie thought out-loud, on his last round for both guns.

As if on Q, Carly came out of the forest, holding Johnny's MP5, and killed the rest of the Pirates.

"Thanks Carly, I was pretty low on ammo, and Dash is injured" Packie said.

"Is she okay?" Carly asked.

"I'm fine" Dash said.

"Well.. Johnny is injured two, but a bit 'less' fine.. I need some help, bringing him over here" Carly said.

"I'll do it.. I owe Johnny" Dash said, remembering Buck.

"But your arm" Packie reminded.

"It'll be fine, after David Eric's Tag I Lost most feelings to my shoulders" Dash chuckled.

"Fair enough" Packie replied.

"I -Is it over?" gänseblümchen, daisy asked, poor girl hiding under the boats table.

"Yes, come on out" Packie sagte comfortingly.

Carly went over to the dead Alec Earnhardt, and respectively closed his eyes.

"At least your finally be with your daughter" she said, Küssen the man's forehead. "I'm sorry for not trusting Du originally, I know Du were only tragically delusional, not downright insane" she added.

Dash carried Johnny over to the boat.

"Now, let's get out of here" Packie said.

"Not yet.. I'm going after Hoyt" Carly admitted.

"Are Du nuts.. Carly.. Vaas is dead.. This is no longer our fight" Dash replied.

"Look guys.. Vaas was a good person once. Hoyt turned him evil. So this is actually Hoyt's fault that Grant and Alec are dead.. Hoyt is the REAL evil here.. And enough people have died Von Hoyt's hands.. He ordered Vaas to kidnap us.. He 'personally' sold Dash to Buck Hughes.. And this entire island is trapped under his iron fist.. He needs to die" Carly told them.

"Fine.. But I'm going with you.. Johnny is in no condition" Packie replied.

"Fair enough" Carly replied.

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THE Weiter DAY:

Packie and Carly met up with Willis, as he was preparing his helicopter, asking for a lift to the south side of the island.

"The south side?.. That's Hoyt territory!" Willis cried.

"I know.. We're taking him out" Carly replied.

"(laughs) Okay" Willis said, not believing such a thing is even possible.

"I'm serious" Carly said.

"Sweetie.. I'm a veteran spy.. And I could NEVER do that.. What makes Du think your be any better?" Willis asked, not being mean to her, just asking her a general question.

"Well.. Someone has to do it" Carly replied.

"I guess Du got me there.. Alright.. I might have an idea.. There's a boot of two new requites coming.. Du find it.. Du kill them.. And then Du disguise yourselves as them.. Hoyt has never seen your faces.. Far as I know... Pretend to be one of them.. And than strike" Willis replied.

"Are Du coming?" Packie asked.

"Sorry kid.. But I'm leaving today.. I had ENOUGH of the darn hellhole" Willis replied.

"Well... I'm gonna miss you.. Hope we see Du again" Carly replied.

"Well.. It's not impossible... I might come to Los Santos one day.. Dave Norton might need me again one time" Willis said, boarding his plane.

"I left Du two a sea-doo.. I wish Du luck" Willis said.

"Thank you" Carly and Packie both said.

"And one last thing!.. Hoyt has Jimmy!" Willis shouted over his plane engine. Before flying off, and was gone.

Carly was shocked.

At first she wanted to slap Packie for lying to her. But the look on Packie's face convinced her that he WASN'T lying to her. He was just as shocked as she was.

Plus Packie has been though enough. He was horrible tortured for about 3 whole days.

"Carly.. I'm so sorry.. I thought h-"

"It's okay." Carly insisted.

"Well.. I guess that's all the Mehr reason for Du wanting Hoyt dead" Packie said.

"Well.. Actually Packie... Du ALSO would want Hoyt dead.. It's actually pretty good thar your here with me." Carly said, after a short pause.

"Why?.. What are Du talking about!?" Packie cried.

"Well... I wasn't suppose to say anything.. But... Dash was raped" Carly revealed.

"WHAT!?.. Why didn't she tell m-"

"She didn't want us too know, so don't say anything when we get back... But anyway.. Hoyt is the one that sold her to such a person.. Hoyt knew what Buck would do to her, he just didn't care.. Hoyt's responsible for it." Carly said, wanting Packie to be mad just as mad at Hoyt as she was. And it was working, Packie started growling like a angry dog.

"Let's get this fucker!" He cried.

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 Hoyt
Hoyt


Meanwhile.

Hoyt Volker is seen sitting at his desk. smoking a cigar.

"Sir.. We have news, Vaas i-"

"Dead.. I know.. But it's okay.. Vaas was only a pawn.. I can find plenty Mehr just like him.. But at the meantime.. Carly is no doubt after me.. Von this point, she probably knows what I did to Vaas's mind. And knows I am the Quelle of all the evil on this Island.. But, it's okay, I was expecting this. And I have something Vaas doesn't.. I have her brother.. If Vaas only listened to me, he would of learned that Jimmy was the REAL plan.. But whatever.. Be on the guard boys.. She's a tough girl.. Unlike Vaas, I know what this girl is capable of, I read her backstory... But there's still Mehr of us then her.. First man to bring me Carly Townley's head, gets there very own Island" Hoyt replied, rather calmly.

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Sekunde HALF COMING SOON:
#1: ROY EARLE - LA NOIRE:
Earle has little respect for others. This is evident from various racist and misogynistic remarks that he makes throughout the game.

Earle is also an opportunist. He stahl, stola a roll of money worth $1,000 which was actually evidence, after claiming "the department owed him fifty," when the department only owed him $20. He also evidently took bribes and had a personal stake in the fixed boxing match between Albert Hammond and Kid Galahad. He also tells Phelps in The Black Caesar that he wanted to wickeln, wickeln sie up the case before he had to actually work overtime instead of just claiming...
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#1: THE MYSTERIOUS MAN:
The strange man doesn't seem to be entirely human. He knows a startling amount of John's personal history despite John having no recollection of ever meeting him in the past, and John repeatedly asks who he is, and how he knows John, but the man always avoids the question. In his last encounter with John, he is seen standing Von a baum overlooking John's ranch at Beecher's Hope. He cryptically tells John that it's "a beautiful spot". In the Playable Epilogue, it's the excat spot that John, Abigail, and Uncle are buried after the US Army's attack on the ranch.
And even...
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#5: BRIAN JEREMY:
He has a pretty childish way of agreeing on everything Billy says and does, and once imitated Johnny in a pretty immature way. He's willing to lie, KISS ass, and stab people in the back if it means saving his own skin. And even if Du spare him, he later tries to kill Du anyway..


#4: JASON MICHAELS:
Yes Jason, keep fucking a Russian Mobster's daughter, and stealing man's expensive vodka. Clearly nothing bad is gonna come from that. Especially when your fully aware of how angry it's making him..


#3: ASHLEY BUTLER:
Her addiction means she'll sleep with anyone to get the Weiter fix,...
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#1: FRIDAY THE 13th, ORGINAL:
I just don't get how THAT gave us Jason Voorhees.. It's so stupid.


#2: KILL BILL:
It's weird.. I just always found this movie TOO action-y.. I don't know if it's Uma Thurman.. The over acting.. The subtitles.. oder just that I had to sit though it over a thousand times..
Either way.. I'll put this movie lower on this, but it's the quickest I could think of.


#3: SAW 3D:
This is when the series became that torture porn Du THINK the series started as.. It's stupid.. The movie is stupid.


#4: RESIDENT EVIL:
No thank you..


#5: REVENANT:
Let me clarify.. I DO like this movie.. But I mainly just watch the first half, rarely the Sekunde half.
But still.. Leonardo literary had to eat raw meat, crawl in the snow, and get ravaged Von a CGI grizzly, to finally get that damn oscar..
Well.. Shit.. This is what my life has come to.

Reviewing one of the most, sadistic, mean spirited, shit your pants, scary, films ever made..

This film has NO limits.. They legit murdered real animals, cause the diractor is a sadist.. So much so, that he, no joke, was actually arrested and had to prove to a court room that it's only a movie, and that his actors are all fine.

So yeah.. Du can all keep watching your Blair Witch Project.. Du can keep believing that to be real.. But least nobody got arrested for that one.

Next time someone says "found footage was NEVER scary", maybe so them this...
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THE KNOCKING GAME:

I have a friend at MHC who was willing to clean this up and pass it along. I’m not sure NoSleep is the right place for this story. There are no ghosts oder anything like that. I just wanted to share a creepy prank someone played on me and my friends.

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Back when I was in high school, we used to play something called the Knocking Game. We’d go out to the abandoned McAllister house after dark, shut ourselves inside, turn off all the lights, and wait. Eventually, there would be a knock at the door. The knocking would get louder and louder until somebody finally chickened out...
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Let's review the most overrated creepy pasta, nudeln ever..

Everyone loves too say it.. "Jeff the killer is overrated"..

I know what your thinking.

YOU: Connor, how can it be overrated if nobody likes it?..

Well... Shut up. I'M the sarcastic one here. Not you.

Let's take read what Wind says..

"Jeff is just another emotional Emo teenager who wants to be edgy and scary when he is just annoying. There is nothing cool about being a psychotic murderer. There’s nothing great about glorifying someone who kills people. This is just pathetic. So Jeff is a kid who gets picked on so much to the point where he just...
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One of the greatest examples of GOOD jump scares is Insidious.
This movie is so scary, yet so awesome.
Even the 3rd one was pretty enjoyable.
Elise Reiner is the protagonist of the third, and she's the most badass old lady ever.. Well. She's about 60 oder something.. So.. Old-ish..

Anyway.. Here's what happens..

A married couple Josh (Patrick Wilson) and Renai (Rose Byrne), their sons Dalton (Ty Simpkins) and Foster (Andrew Astor), and infant daughter Cali have recently moved into a new home. One night, Dalton is drawn to the attic when he hears creaking noises and sees the door open Von itself. He...
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Read the MLP/GTA crossover if your wondering why Trixie is suddenly the stories cover, instead of Glazey, Glaze, Glaze..





Trixie and Saten are lying in bed.

Trixie: Ohh, cheer up.. There were.. Parts I liked.

Saten: This is so embarrassing.

Trixie: (kisses his cheek) It's okay, you've had it rough lately.

Saten: (sighs) Just give me another try.

Trixie: Ohh, jee.. Du don't have to impress me babe.

Saten: Too be honest, it's Mehr for myself.

Trixie: (giggles) Fine, I guess we ca-

Dinky: I'm home.

Saten: Damn it.

Trixie: (laughs at this, and goes to get dressed).

SHORTLY AFTER:

Saten: (hugs Dinky) Hey kiddo,...
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#1: RYAN REYNOLDS - GREEN LANTERN:
Anyone who's seen the trailer of DeadPool, knows Ryan is just looking for any excuse possible to insult his own performance in Green Lantern.
It's not the WORST movie, it's at least watchable.
But still pretty bad..


#2: JASON BATEMAN - HORRIBLE BOSSES 2:
I actually found this movie hilarious, but yet Bateman wishes he had nothing to do with it, even though it's not even too bad of a movie..


#3: JIMMY TATRO - GROWN UPS 2:
It's his first time appearing in hollywood.
And I can tell Jimmy hates this, almost every new Youtube skit involves insulting this movie.
Though.....
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Earl Haley honestly "tried".. But the script was all wrong, so was the make up..

They probably were trying to make Freddy scary again.

But they missed on actually SCARY in the orginal.. It was just pointless jump scares like the remake.. Freddy was in the shadows, Du never understood who, oder even WHAT this was.. And he barely talks in the first.. He is always laughing (and I mean SCARY laughter)..

Also..

It actually takes a while before he kills Du in the REAL Freddy Krueger movies..
He likes playing games with his victims.. In the first, this including sadistically stalking you, and getting...
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Nostalgia Critic..

Who doesn't Liebe Nostalgia Critic.

Well, certainly enough people for him to have a name for Fanfiction stories..

But the thing is. I was shocked Von the fact this story I'm Lesen is actually GOOD..
It actually fits the mood of Nostalgia Critic.
It's not just one of the great many soap operas, oder clopping stores.

It's him reviewing that dumb arsch Zeigen TEEN TITANS GO. After Satan brought it to earth (for those that don't watch the show. The recurring actor Malcolm strahl, ray has a recurring role lord Saten, protraying the "devil" as a "internet troll", rather than the "king of evil"), cause...
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[Andy Samberg:] I don't know why but today seems like it's gonna be a great day!
There's something in the air that makes me feel like things are gonna go my way
The birds are chirping tweedly-deet, the sun is shining bright!
There's a skip in my step, a pip in my pep [Snort] and I don't know why!

Hey there mailman friend, any letters from my ex-wife oder the kids?
[Bobby Moynihan:] No
Fantastic news!
(maniacal laughter)

Wonderful Tag makes me feel so happy that my face is numb!
My herz is racing along barapa pampam!
So many places and people to meet, now that I've Lost my job!
They say "Young man, the...
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#1: JUDAS PRIEST - PAIN KILLER:

Faster than a bullet!
Terrifying scream!
Enraged and full of anger!
He's half man, and half machine!
Rides the metal monster!
Breathing smoke and fire!
Closing in with vengeance, soaring HIGH~!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

Planets devastated!
Mankind's on its knees!
A saviour comes from out the skies, in answer to their pleas!
Through boiling clouds of thunder!
Blasting bolts of steel!
Evil's going under, deadly WHEELS~!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

Faster than a laser bullet!
Louder than an atom bomb!
Chromium plated, boiling...
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BEST Of EVIL PINKIE (Pinkamena):


RAINBOW: *excitedly* Than whats the plan? Are we gonna prank somepony? Cause I got plenty of fun ideas.
PINKAMENA: Better then that.. I got an idea alright. An idea that would forever change the ways most bronies would see me, even though its somewhat annoying to realize it caused so much haters, when its just a silly Creepypasta idea, that will clearly never happen, and isn't even as scary as everyone claims.
RAINBOW: And whats that?
PINKAMENA: *hopping excitedly* Making Cupcakes.
RAINBOW: Cupcakes?
PINKAMENA: *screaming* CUPCAAAAAKES!
RAINBOW: But Pinkie. I don't...
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#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..


#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..


#3:
Put on Country Music..


#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, oder erpel, drake and Josh. Heck. Even iCarly isn't too bad..


#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..


#6:
Steal his X-Box..


#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..


#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..


#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..


#10:
Talk shit about his Videos (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The hai may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most beliebt mistake that people make. Bewegen slowly toward the ufer oder a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms oder kick oder splash while Du swim..


#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the hai and the open ocean, Bewegen away, oder else the hai will feel threatened..


#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the hai DOSE attack, Du still need to stay calm. I know this is easier sagte than done. But. Du need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
#1: THE PUNISHER:
The Punisher (Frank Castle) is perhaps one of the best examples of an anti-hero - created and owned Von Marvel Comics this vigilante is both a protagonist (with his own series and film franchise) and antagonist. He has also allied himself with the Thunderbolts.

Frank schloss was once a decorated U.S. Marine with a happy life and family, until one fateful and tragic Tag when he and his family accidentally stumbled upon a gang lynching in a park. His wife and children were gunned down and he was left for dead. Horribly scarred for life, schloss swore to "punish" all criminals in...
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 Jonah
Jonah
#1: JONAH WADE:
Jonah is the leader of the 40th Tag Initiative and takes over Shanghai with the help of his army. His reasoning for launching his attack on Shanghai is to prove that without any formal government to supervise them, people are nothing Mehr than Tiere who are heartless and greedy..


#9: ADOLF HILTER:
We all know the story..


#8: MARGARET WHITE:
the main antagonist of Stephen King's novel Carrie, its film adaptations, and the Broadway musical. After Chris Hargensen's death, Margaret replaces her as the true main antagonist. She is the domineering, abusive, insane (she shows possible...
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Yes, I know this is stealing Wind's idea..
But he'll forgive me.
Always dose..


#1: BILLY GREY:
In early 2008, Billy was arrested with heroin and placed in rehab. Johnny became president in his place, giving Billy's motorcycle to the Engel of Death as a peace offering.

Johnny has worked hard to make peace with THE Engel OF DEATH.
And within only five Minuten after his return, Billy has broke the troche, and restarted the war.
So, yeah, that's why their mentioned to be fighting in the other two games.

In the TBoGT mission Chinese Takeout, it is revealed that Billy was making a deal with a Triad...
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