Canada24's club.. Article: oben, nach oben 20 Zitate from my favourite character in the Army of Two series... ELLIOT SALEM

oben, nach oben 20 Zitate from my favourite character in the Army of Two series... ELLIOT SALEM

posted by Canada24

#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill Du both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell Du all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?

#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?

#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill Du both, slice Du open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?

#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear Du up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!

#5:
Salem: Hey Ty? Who Du think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set Von our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE Du ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. Du heard that?

#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome Du freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!

#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown

#8:
Elliot: Du think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask Du something? Did Du have to live the rest of your life with your best Friends life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So Du can take your god damn Berichten and shove it up your ass... And let me tell Du something else.. Du did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that Du created... So Du live with that!

#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how Du like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!

#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.

#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!

#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few Sekunden were no one's trying to kill us.

#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!

#14:
Rios: I can't believe Du want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable

#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, Du WISH Du had moves like that.

#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!

#17:
Salem: Sense when are Du such a god damn boy scot!?

#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!

#19:
Salem: (to Rios) Du oh me a soda.

#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens

oben, nach oben ten most likeable video game protagonists

posted by Canada24

#1: COLE PHELPS:
Some people would disagree.. I find Cole Phelps one of the most likeable video game characters.. He doesn't give a shit about the fame, oder the money.. Only thing considered selfish, is he's trying to feel better about himself.. And I hated him for cheating on his wife the first time.. But I get it now.. In most causes of PTSD, the person has trouble to their wife, who don't understood what it was like out there.. Elsa was troubled. She better understood.. All it does is make Du hate Roy that much more. Marie did not "need" to know about what was likely a one time thing..

#2:...

oben, nach oben six villains we both hate AND Liebe

posted by Canada24

#1: ANNIE WILKES:
We totally get that crazy fandom that can drive Du to extremes. But Du know, waiting on line all night to get into a Comic-Con panel is one thing. Another thing to kidnap your Favorit author, breaking his legs with a sledge hammer (in the book she friggin chops off his finger), and murdering a cop. But hey, she has a certain entertainment value.

#2: THE JOKER:
The Clown Prince of Crime is beloved Von Fans for how deliciously devious he can be. Every version of the character (and there are many) finds a unique way to get under our skin Von utterly devastating Batman, and one...

oben, nach oben 4 video game protagonists that BARELY COUNT as Heroes

posted by Canada24

#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS:

Of coarse he had to be number 1.

We all Liebe Trevor, but we Liebe him BECAUSE he is a cold, untamed, unhinged, dark, sociopathic, unpredictable, ruthless and psychopathic crime lord.

He does everything in an awful and relentless manner, (much different from Michael). Although Trevor is this kind of person, he is also honest about it and will never Zeigen hypocrisy and he will also have his own charm along with his own principals (his principals being different from Michael's).

Trevor is considered to be the most violent and the most chaotic character ever created in the...

LORD OF THE RINGS: The evil ring

posted by Canada24

I never noticed until now, how truly EVIL this ring is..

It's has a mind of it's own. Orginally created with the sole purpose of letting Sauron rule the world.

And Prince Isildur of Gondor cuts the One Ring off of Sauron's finger, unfortantly Isildur becomes almost immediately corrupted to it. preventing him from destroying it in Mount Doom. And the ring betrays Isildur for killing it's master and surrviving Orcs murder the prince, and ring is Lost for 2,500 years.

But than its discovered Von Smeagol’s cousin Deagol, who stares at it obessively.. Smeagel comes to check on him, and also becomes...

Nightmare on Elm straße (2010) trivia (2)

posted by DisneyPrince88

1.To provoke a response from the actors in the scene in "Freddy's Cave", the photographs they found were Polaroids of little girls mixed with real Polaroids taken from medical surgeries.

2.It is the 8th highest grossing slasher film of all time.

3.Their main Quelle of inspiration was The Dark Knight (2008).

4.Jackie Earle Haley accidentally cut Kyle Gallner's chest with the Freddy handschuh while filming a scene. Haley didn't realize what he had done until the scene was finished.

5.They wanted Jackie Earle Haley to play Freddy because they loved his Watchmen screen test.

6.At 5'6", Jackie Earle Haley...

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CANADA24 reviews I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE

posted by Canada24

According to Cinema Snob this movie use to be called

"Rape and revenge"

Really gives away the ending, doesn't it?

This movie is banned in my own country.
And for good reason.

Any SANE person would be left with this reaction.

You know.. The same one from Cannibal Halocoast.. oder the Twilight movies.

The film is noted for its controversial depiction of graphic violence, nudity, obscene language, and lengthy depictions of gang rape which take up 30 Minuten of the film's runtime.

Yeah.. Who wants to spent 30 Minuten watching some poor woman getting assaulted Von hillbillies simply cause she has tits...

I found a GOOD creepy pasta: simply titled 1978

posted by Canada24

In my opinion, it's Mehr depressing than scary

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I like to think I live a nice life. I own a cozy, 3 bedroom Home in a quiet neighborhood in the suburbs. I have a wife I care about deeply and a 9 Jahr old son who is my world. I enjoy my job as an accountant, and I'm well recognized in the community. I can confidently say I greatly enjoy living and appreciate all that I have earned. I only wish my entire life had been like this.

You see, throughout my teens and early adulthood, I suffered from severe anxiety issues stemming from an...

THE GALLOWS: Pfeifer is a hündin

posted by Canada24

I still think the movie, The Gallows, is kinda underrated.. But I found out now, what it all true means.. And Pfeifer is a total hündin when Du think about it.

In the beginning of the movie Pfeifer asked Reese to do the play, Reese agrees to this because he has a huge arsch crush on her. And unfortunately, Reese can't act.

After Reese's annoying friend, Ryan realizes that Reese is only doing the play to impress Pfeifer, not because he likes drama, Ryan (after finding a broken door) suggests that they sneak into the school tonight tand ruin the settings so that Reese escapes the play without annoying...

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NEW reviews of HELLING ULTIMATE: Episode 1

posted by Canada24

I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this Zeigen the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And I'm usually mixed about them. So that says a lot..

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.

Chedder Priest

That is his only known name.. I'm not sure what's so...

Canada24 reviews BREAKING BAD: Season 3

posted by Canada24

Why on earth did I stop last time.. Season 3 is friggin awesome.. I clearly wasn't patient enough last time..

PLOT:
Walter wishes to reunite his family, but Skyler is still suspicious of Walter's Sekunde life. Walter believes he can mend the tension between them Von confessing to her that he has been producing meth. Skyler is appalled Von the confession and demands a formal divorce. Meanwhile, Gus offers to pay Walter US$3M for three months of his service. He even offers to provide Walter with a state-of-the-art production facility and a brilliant lab assistant, Gale (David Costabile). Jesse is...

oben, nach oben TEN WORST THINGS THE JOKER HAS DONE:

posted by Canada24

This was deleted for some reason.. So redoing it..

#1: HARMING/KILLING CHILDREN:
As bad as Trevor Phillips can get.
Joker is still worse.
Joker has no boundaries, he grabbed Robin hostage when he was still a little kid in the show, tortured him for weeks on straight, and made the poor boy go insane.
Joker would burn down a orphanage full of sick childrun because he's "bored".
He does something even worse.
The Joker gives unsuspecting children poisoned cotton candy, and the children instantly died, but does the Joker feel remorse?
No he just laughs maniacally..

#2: KILLING PEOPLE WITH SHARDS OF GLASS:...

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Walking Dead review.. (major spoilers, don't read unless seen the new episode)

posted by Canada24

The Titel sagte it?
So if Du haven't seen the new episode.. Stop now, final warning..

Anyway.. Before I start.. Let me say. Having finally seen season 6.. It was awesome.. Walking dead always has awesome battles, it's why I like it (well why I ORIGINALLY liked it) but it usually takes forever too get too them.
Season 6 is amazing.. Battle after battle after battle.. And GOOD battle scenes. Intense ones.

Anyway.. Now for the Fragen Du been waiting for..

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WHAT DID I THINK OF SIMON?

I sagte before, how excited I was too see...

oben, nach oben TEN SCARIEST CREEPYPASTAS OF MY OPINION

posted by Canada24

#1: GIVE IT EVERYTHING:
It's kinda hard to summarize this story, but basically it's a set of emails, where a man gets a mysterious dog on his front yard, holding a sign saying "give it everything", and gave it too his son. But the kid begins Schauspielen weird after that. And the dog watches him sleep, not in a cute way, but disturbing way.
In each email, the writer becomes Mehr and Mehr paranoid.
I won't spoil much, so your have to read the story.
But it's scarier than Du think.. Especially when THATCREEPYREADING reads it to you..

#2: NO HOMOPHONES:
The narrator is fucking NUTS. As a kid, he got...

Favorit video game weapons.. (feating Windwakerguy430, and fanfiction's Hardrocker21 and RedRose85)

posted by Canada24

#1: MAKE PAYNE 3 - uzi (or Micro SMG if Du prefer):
I never played the others. I play Max Payne 3 as it's OWN game.. The 3rd games gives enough to understand the character.. His family is dead, he's rarely serious, he has a serious temper issue, but he's a decent human being, even though he believes he's NOT.
Anyway. Max seems to prefer hand weapons.
In all cutscenes, if your using a shotgun oder machine gun, he will hold it in his other hand while holding a handgun as the actual weapon, and after each cut scene Du always have to switch back to it. Something that confused the first time, I did...

oben, nach oben ten action Filme where the 18+ rating actually MEANS something..

posted by Canada24

#1: JOHN WICK:
It's Mehr than just a few drops of blood.. It's people being tortured, body parts breaking, necks snapping. And even a cute welpe gets murdered, crawled over to it's owner to die Weiter to him.. it's a depressing scene. But John finds the guy who did it, and shoots him in GTA 4 style..

#2: THE EQUALIZER:
Denzel Washington protrays a retired black op. Who never actually uses guns. But instead uses drills, sledge hammers.. ANYTHING really.. Too bad there's no chainsaw around.
And the villain is actually scary in this movie. He violently beats a man to death. And it's easily one of the...

oben, nach oben ten Nostalgia Critic Zitate PART 3

posted by Canada24

#1:
Elizabeth: I have absolutely no intention of marrying Everard. I'm sorry to upset your plans, but...
Elizabeth's Father: Plans did Du say? My one and only plan, dear girl, is to see Du as happy as possible, and I would never dream of forcing Du to do something Du don't want to.
Critic:(as Elizabeth's father) Unless it was the beginning of the movie in which case I sagte Du had no choice.
Critic: (as a scene of Elizabeth and her father hugging plays) Seriously, what did she do different? She made the same argument she did before. In fact, it's actually less angry. Are Du honestly telling...

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I think I like Nostalgia Critic a bit Mehr than AVGN

posted by Canada24

Yes..
James Rolfe is the one who's Mehr popular, and probably was on Youtube FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.

And yes..
They have Mehr oder less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.

But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.

I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.

But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit Mehr hilarious..

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Most UNDERRATED Metallica album

posted by Canada24

As all TRUE Metallica Fans know.
ST ANGER is often the "worst" album.

But why?

I gave it a listen.
And I tell Du what.
There is NOTHING bad about an album opening up with FRANTIC.

Haters say, it's the lack of solos that makes this album so bad.
But the solos often got SO long, I don't consider this really a BAD thing. Mehr for the actual SONGS.

And it's also the loud snare drums that's hated on.
But I fuckin Liebe the snare drums Lars Ulrich really shows off how talented he is. As the drums are extremely loud, but not in a bad way. The POINT of Metallica, is to be LOUD.

I'm not sure how much enjoyment I'll get out of them LIVE, xD

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Ten things I learned from JIMMY TATRO:

posted by Canada24

#1: NEVER READ COMMENTS:
Unless Du want to feel horrible about yourself..

#2: STARTING FIGHTS ARE EASY:
All Du need to do is wait for someone to say hi to you. Become angry for no reason, and claim Du belong to Zufällig straße gangs that don't even exist in real life..

#3: NEVER TRUST pizza DILVERY BOYS WHEN YOUR SMOKING WEED:
They could be undercover cops..

#4: YOUR Friends ARE DICKS:
They will always find reasons to avoid "squad brunch"..

#5: ROBBERS ARE IDIOTS:
They will return stolen items as long as Du give valid reasons to do so..

#6: MOVIE STARS ARE DICKS:
Jimmy has only been in two movies, both...

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WHY Cupakes would never happen

posted by Canada24

#1:
Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders regenbogen Dash with joy.

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#2:
Pinkie makes Cupcakes normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.

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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.

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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.

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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.

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