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#1:
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, Du want to run? Huh? Du want to run, Du want to disrespect me? Du want to fuck with me? I mean, Du come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and Du want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give Du thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat Du up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks at Vaas).
Vaas: ARE Du FUCKIN DEATH!?.. I SAID, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, Du CHICKEN FUCK! RUN, FORREST! RUN!!


#2:
Vaas: Did I ever tell Du what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me. So, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing. Over, and over, and over, and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... this time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like the way... (punches kiste aside violently) ...you are LOOKING at me!.. Okay, do Du have a fucking problem in your head? Do Du think I am bullshitting you, do Du think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU. (beat) It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is I killed Du once already, and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay. (beat) It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell Du the definition of insanity?

#3:
Jason: Fuck you.
Vaas: Du are angry, Jason. You... are angry. Okay, I get that. I get it. I mean without family who the fuck are we? There was a time I would do anything for my sister, I mean the first time I ever killed was for my sister.... Not enough for her, no, no, no, no, no, please. Du see the thing about our loved ones, right, our FUCKING loved ones, they come and they BLINDSIDE Du every fucking time. So they say to me, they say Vaas, Vaas... who the FUCK is it going to be?! THEM oder ME?! (violently beats his chest) MEEEEEE!!! oder THEM?! (chuckles) Like... like Du know... like they fucking think that I need to make a fucking choice. (beat) Von the way, this lighter really sucks.


#4:
Vaas: Du enjoying my sisters company?.. Come on Jason! Shoot me!.. Pull the trigger!.. END THIS MISERY!!...... Take me into your heart. Accept me as your saviour. Nail me to the fucking kreuz and let me be REBORRRRRRN!


#5:
Vaas: Du boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... flying like birds? (chuckles) That is crazy! I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really Liebe you, cause Du two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... (Grant mumbles) I'm sorry, what did Du say? What did Du say? DO Du WANT ME TO SLICE Du OPEN LIKE I DID YOUR FRIEND!?.. Hmm? SHUT THE FUCK UP! Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye. HEY! Du FUCK! Look me in the eye!... You're my bitch.. I rule this fucking kingdom. Shut the fuck up... oder Du die. (Jason mumbles too) What is it, Jason? Jason, what is it? Why aren't Du laughing now like Du did back there? What, is this not fun any more? Have I failed to entertain you? Du see, thing is, up there, Du thought Du had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies, Du thought Du had your finger on the pussy trigger. But hermano, down here... down here? (beat) Du hit the ground.


#6:
Vaas: The world is a diagonal... I am the balancing point.


#7:
Vaas: Surprise motherfucker. Du didn't think I knew Du were coming right?
[laughing] I am so DISAPPOINTED! Du showed so much PROMISE Jason, so much FUCKING PROMISE. Now here Du are, trapped like a fucking rat.


#8:
Vaas: Who gave Du that ink, hmm? I asked Du a question: who give Du that ink, hmm? Citra give Du that ink, my sister give Du that ink, huh? Du think that makes Du one of us? Du think that makes Du like me, huh? California boy has got a hard-on for jungle fever. I'm gonna drive (whistles) a bullet through my sister's skull... like I did your brother Grant.


#9:
Vaas: Peek a boo motherfucker!


#10: Vaas: (player shoots at him) Do Du have any idea how fucking rude that was?
posted by Canada24
Off through the new day's mist, I run!
Out from the new day's mist I, have come!
I hunt, therefore I am, harvest the land, taking of the fallen lamb!

Off through the new day's mist, I run!
Out from the new day's mist I, have come!
We shift, pulsing with the earth, company we keep, roaming the land while Du sleep!

SHAPE SHIIIIFT!
nose to the wind
SHAPE SHIIIFT!
feeling I've been
MOVE SHIIIFT!
all senses clean
EARTH's GIFFFT!
back to the meaning.
Back to the meaning of.
LIFE!

Bright is the moon high in, starlight!
Chill is the air cold as steel, tonight!
We shift, call of the wild!
Fear in your eyes!
It's later...
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#10: SQUIDWARD TENTICLES:
Many episodes focus on Squidward doing Weiter to nothing antagonistic but still suffer from being maimed, tormented, oder even having his hopes and dreams squashed. These episodes have been coined Von MoBrosStudios as Squidward Torture Porns..


#9: HARRY AND MARV:
Harry limette, lime and Marv Merchants aka The Wet Bandits, and the Sticky Bandits, oder simply known as Harry and Marv, are the main antagonists of the first two Home Alone films. They are robbers who rob money and cash, but are also very bad at their job..


#8: MEG GRIFFIN:
She is typically described as a living doormat and...
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posted by Canada24
I originally left Alpha and Omega Fan fiction.
To get away from the fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.

But..

What do Du know.

My little pony brought me WAIT back into it.

The fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
My little pony ain't no fuckin better here.

And for BOTH Alpha and Omega and My little Pony, it's the fandom's I care for.
Not the things themselves, there not even that good anymore.

But, hey.. Du get use to things I guess.

Only place that seems safe, sicher is Grand Theft Auto.
So sticking to those for now..
#10: UNCLE: (Red Dead Redemption):
Uncle, in his own way, can be viewed as seeking redemption from his life of petty crime Von working on the Marston ranch. This parallels the decisions of John and Abigail to leave the transporter, van der Linde gang and lead a normal life.
And in the end he seeked it Von sacrificing his life.
Same way John's death also would been the ultimate redemption if Jack hadn't killed Ross despite what John would of wanted..


#9: WILLIAM WALLACE: (Braveheart):
They say that persecution is one of the most important elements to make a character truly endearing. In Braveheart, practically...
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posted by Canada24
"You the ones interested in the car?" Gracy asked, standing Weiter her pink, roofless car.

That's us... Mind if we take it for test drive" Dash replied, having Niko Weiter to her for backup.

"Can the sexy European guy come?" Gracy asked flirtishly.

"Of coarse" Niko chuckled.

"You guys dating?" Gracy asked.

"No?" Niko and Dash both said, a bit embaressed.

"So he's single!?" Gracy asked excitedly.

Niko: ... Let's just see how it goes with the car.

AFTER SAFELY LEAVING WHERE THE ITALIAN MOB CAN SEE THEM:

Niko: (whispers from backseat) Now's the time.

Dash: (in drivers seat) Right.. (turns the car to safe, sicher house)....
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posted by Windwakerguy430
#1: Traffic Laws

Wind: (Drives through a red light, causing every car behind him to crash)
Police: (Sitting in the car, watching the road)
Wind: (Crashes through a mailbox)
Police: …… Well, nothing out of the ordinary

#2: Gun Stores

Wind: Okay, seriously. How the hell did Du get a rocket launcher in here. I can understand the nightstick. I can understand the grenades. I can understand the fucking military assault rifle. But a fucking rocket launcher? How the fuck did this even get sold in a public area
Clerk: Capitalism
Wind: Of course.

#3: Swimming

Wind: (Lying in a kiddie pool, face down)

#4: Hospitals...
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rosa Floyd – The Wand is a 1982 British live-action/animated psychological horror musical film directed Von Alan Parker with animated scenes Von political cartoonist Gerald Scarfe, and is based on the 1979 rosa Floyd album of the same name. The film centers around a confined rocker named Floyd "Pink" Pinkerton, who after being driven into insanity Von the death of his father and many depressive moments, constructs a metaphorical (and sometimes physical) Wand to be protected from the world and emotional situations around him; when this coping mechanism backfires he demands himself free. The screenplay...
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DITTO - MLP:
who many years Vor (same Jahr Luna became nightmare moon) Ditto was Celestia's most trusted student, same role Twilight 'currently' has. It's obvious that Celestia cared very deeply for him, because she was extremely heartbroken when he blamed Celestia for the death of his family, and she was never able to explain herself..



SATEN TWIST - MLP:
HIs father was an abusive drunk who constantly cheated on his mother. And his mother never showed him much Liebe either.

Only one to care for him was his cousin/friend Derpy Hooves.

Due to his unhappy childhood,and unhappy attitude towards most...
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#1;
ROY EARLE:
Like Rusty Galloway (who I actually LIKE for the most part) Earle is openly misogynical..
Only, Earle is WORSE, because, Rusty is that way because he was divorced many times and, as he says "woman aren't quite the angles we imagined". But still he has 'enough' respect to honor the dead bodies and avange their death.
Earle. There's not as much REASON for his hatred of woman. He just dose it because he's a rasist, arrogant, lazy, douchebag..
And if that's not bad enough. Roy is a double agent, working for the villains of the game. And only reason he asked to be partners with Cole,...
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posted by Canada24
#6: A KING'S POWER:
A king’s power depended on his ability to win battles and so gain land and treasure to give his supporters. He was obliged to keep fighting. If he didn’t he would find himself out of a job oder deprived of his life; probably both. The power of any kingdom was only as solid as the strength of its king in battle. To be able to cut down several enemies in quick succession, when in a tight spot, and to be a Mehr efficient killer than one’s subordinates, was essential for a king living in a society which regarded warfare as the natural way of life. What was gained Von the sword...
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SATEN TWIST: (short tempered, recovering alcoholic, anti hero)

SCENE 1:

Saten: *drunkily* H Hey applejack
AppleJack: Are ya drunk oder something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear applejack wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I Liebe Du Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It...
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Citizen: Yo? what the fuck!?
Shene: OPEN FIRE!! (they all begin shooting)


Shane: Von the way. If Du die oder fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife.


Shane: Enough is ENOUGH!.. Enough of this!.. Enough sitting around masterbating!
Daryl: Just that ONE time!
Shane: NOUGH! Risking our lives, over a little girl who's GONE! Enough! Living Weiter to scheune with things that want to kill us!.. I mean. It might just be the alcohol talking bu-
Daryl: This place has alcohol!?
Shane: ENOUTH! Interrupting me all the time!
Daryl: Whatever.
Shane: ow! If Du wanna live!? Du wanna SURVIVE!? Du gotta FIGHT FOR...
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posted by Canada24
Well..

We're finally done this show.

All in all.
I give it 8/10..

POSSITIVES:
* Satisfying battles
* Often unpredictable
* Has lots of "deep" means behind it..

NEGATIVES:
* Bizzare Japenesse comedy scenes, that makes them look like some sort of comic book..
* strange Oprah Musik at times
* Alexander betrayed his own humanity, and Lost my respect
* It's downright confusing sometimes
* It often feels longer than it is..

Anyway..

I don't really have anything to say about the episodes themselves.

Thir defiantly intense.

Though, I guess I have something to say about Major's death.

I have to admit.
I actually...
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#5: KATE MCCREARY:
As Packie says "Kate is the only decent one of outer family".
And she is much Mehr innocent than most other characters..

#4: JOHNNY KLIBITZ:
We all knew what happened to Johnny in Grand Theft Auto 5.
He became weakened shell of his former self, and because of this, was easily murdered Von Trevor before being able to fight back, while the REAL Johnny would of shit Trevor the moment he started insulting Johnny.
But anyway..
Before all that, Johnny, unlike most other members of the Lost (except Jim and probably Clay and Terry) actually has a conscience, unlike Billy who kills for...
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posted by Canada24
Wow..

Thats all I can say.
Wow..

I'm glad the Nazi hündin died so horribly, she was really starting to piss me off. All she dose is fuck with peope's minds, instead of fighting fairly.

And as much I can't say I'm a Fan of Sara's.
I mean, she's a good character, but there's just something bout her I don't like..
But obviously that didn't make it any easier to hear her suffering, so. Yeah.. It's one thing I hate worse then seeing army men die, it's seeing attractive woman being tortured.l

But anyway.
Let's Bewegen on the elefant of the room.
Pip's death.. THAT elefant in the room.

And as sad depressing as it was, I can't say it came as a complete serprise to me.
I read certain spoilers once, so I also am aware that Anderson dies, nd Walter backstabs them, so.. I'm aware of that.
So.. Yeah.

Still though, Pip has earned his rest, so. We can think of it that way..
posted by Canada24
As usual.
I don't have much to say..

It's been while since I watch this show, but the episode was good.

Like most media's.
Most times I just watch this Zeigen for the violence.

And when Du know it's Japenesse, Du KNOW your get nothing but blood covered pleasure. If I was a sadist I probably would get a boner from such intense battles.

But anyway.

At first I was a bit mad when they blew down the zeppelin, thought it meant their will be no epic fight against the crazy nazi bitch.
But.. I was proven wrong, she and her men servived.
And apparently she can make illusions to have herself bigger (yeah, cause that's "totally" playing fair)..

But at wheat I didn't see too many of Pip's men die.
I hate seeing army men die in shows like this.
I made episode 2 really hard to watch in that way.
All those poor army men.

Well anyway.
That's all I got.

Let's await episode 7.
And see what the crazy nazi hündin has in store..
We all Liebe Cartman's border breaking troll humor.
And his cruelity to just about ANYTHING., And hypercriticism to everyone (espically Kyle)..
But there some moments, that Cartman goes WAY too far. And down right angers me..

#5: BEST Friends FOREVER:
After one of Kenny's "comedic" deaths, Cartman learns that Kenny left his PSP to Cartman out of pity.
But wait after learning this, it is also learned Kenny servived.
Cartman, proving his "loyalty", Von pulling the plug on Kenny, JUST for the PSP..

#4: IMAGINATIONLAND:
Cartman saves Kyle's life.
Revives him with CPR..
But sadly.
He did it.
Not because he...
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Okay..
So. I saw this movie once.

I can agree much of the Schauspielen is hard to take serious.
But the over all feel of this movie is very serious.
And it's a lot better then people give it credit for..

The one thing that reached my attention when Lesen the reviews of this movie.
Is that someone stated that using beautiful blonde 17 Jahr old girl who's completely "normal" wasn't the right choice for the victim of such cyber bullying.
Say that it'll be better using a mentally challenged person oder wheel chair person, oder even just a non blonde with no friends..

But here's something to understand.
This DOSE...
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So yeah.
Rockstar is known for insulting most things.
Particallty police.
But that mainly goes for Grand Theft Auto, for obvious reasons.
But still there also a lot of honorable cops that rockstar made.
Here's the list..

#10: Captain Espinoza (red dead redemption)
To those who don't know, he's the fat guy with the eye patch from the Mexican army.
Unlike the other Mexican army leaders, he's the only one who actually DOSE believe he's helping his country, and that the rebels are terriests.
So.. He's the only one who's actually fighting for a "reason".
But considering he's still a dick in every "other"...
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Well..
Actually it's Mehr of "yelling", then full on screamo..
May not sound like a difference. But trust me, it is..

#10: Andrew WK:
Not much to say. Your have to see yourself.

9 #Billy Talent:
Not much to say.

#8: Bon Jovi:
It may not sound like yelling to somepeople, but trust me, it often is..

#7: Linkin Park:
Most of the yelling is the famish chorus's.
That's what most these bands have in common.

#6: Avenged Sevenfold:
Who dosen't Liebe hearing Matt Shadows.

#5: SlipKnot:
Though, his "normal" voice is generally much Mehr badass.

#4: Three Days Grace:
I HAD to put them.
I grew up with them.

3: Bullet...
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