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oben, nach oben ten Jimmy Tatro sketches

posted by Canada24

#1: ON SET WITH HOMIES:
Jimmy is a minor character on Grown Ups 2, and he made a pretend tour video of what it's like being on set.
But everyone hates him.
Example:
Girl: So who the hell is Jimmy?
Guy: I KNOW RIGHT!!... GOD HE JUST COMES OUT OF NOWHERE!!

#2: 22 JUMP straße TRAILER:
Due to his big role in this movie. He's been asked to make trailer of it. And they give him ten million dollars to do so.
Sadly.
What Tatro gives them is complete crap.
Jonah hügel and Channing Tatrum both die, and Rooster must save the world from a alien invasion that is NOTHING to do with the plot of the film..

#3: THAT GUY:
We all know the guys he's talking about.
* Negative guy.
* Party ruining guy
* Loud phone guy
Jimmy talks about the annoyance of such people..

#4: tabelle MANNERS:
I can relate to this video.
Every one hates Du because your the only one who hasn't got your Essen yet and telling them to go ahead and eat makes Du suddenly an douchebag..

#5: BRO FIGHT:
The very first video I ever saw Von him.
He tries to pick a fight with someone who simply smiled at him..

#6: GUYS THAT SUCK:
Most of us know these guys.
It's why I Liebe LATJ.
His humour is about the problems of society, and his own real life experiences..

#7: THAT DRUNK GUY:
Jimmy imitates the guy who shows up at EVERY party, and drinks way to much..

#8: Tag IN THE LIFE:
Jimmy shows what appears to be a "normal day" for him..

#9: PINKIE PROMISE:
Jimmy freaks out at being jokingly called gay, and orders them to take it back at gun point..

#10: WORST IDEA EVER:
Titel kinda explains it..

There's more.. But that's all I got for the list

Dreamtime likes this

Dreamtime #4 oh god xD ~ #5 haha good one ~ #10 watched it yesterday oh boy..

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WHY Cupakes would never happen

posted by Canada24

#1:
Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders regenbogen Dash with joy.

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#2:
Pinkie makes Cupcakes normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.

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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.

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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.

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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.

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oben, nach oben ten most EVIL villains: PART 2:

posted by Canada24

#1: DOCTOR HARLAN FONTAINE (La Noire):
Fontaine is one of the most cold and ruthless characters in the game, obsessed with power and manipulation. He constantly utilizes people to further his ends, as seen Von his keeping Elsa Lichtmann addicted to drugs in order to investigate the breakdown of an addict and using Lou Buchwalter for the Fund, causing his death. He is also a master at manipulating people, demonstrated Von how he convinced Courtney Sheldon to give him the stolen army surplus morphine in blatant abuse of his trust. Furthermore, he manipulated Ira Hogeboom to assist in the Fund's...

oben, nach oben 8 Greatest LA NOIRE moments

posted by Canada24

#1: LEROY SNAPS:
Lorna's lack of grief, her relationship with Leroy, as well as Lester's life insurance raised Phelps' suspicions. Phelps and Bekowsky eventually discover that Lester was murdered Von a steak knife, and was dead before the car hit him. If the player had already found the knife, when first investigating the crime scene. Cole will conclude this is the same one (witch is proven correct).
Phelps and Bekowsky will confront Lorna at her home. Revealing how cowardly she actually is, Lorna attempted to pin all the blame onto Leroy.
Unfortunately Leroy overheard and, armed with a handgun,...

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oben, nach oben 5 video game characters who are neither good oder bad:

posted by Canada24

#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS (GTA 5):
Trevor shows to be extremely protective of those he cares for. He threatens ANYONE who disrespects them. And his anger of Brad's death show's he truly did care about the man.
But Trevor is ALSO impetuous, vengeful, psychotic, unhinged, unpredictable, untamed, infamous, sociopathic and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages - in the Sekunde trailer he smashed an unknown person's head into a bar counter and was then seen setting a house on feuer and walking out of the area without a care in sight. He does everything in an awful and relentless manner, (much...

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Got bored so made oben, nach oben eight Zitate from SPOOF MAJOR:

posted by Canada24

#1:
The Majr: Gentlemen… we… are Nazis!
Nazis: Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
The Major: And we… Will have war!
Nazis: Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
The Major: And we… AND WE… *sneeze*
Nazis: Gesundheit! Gesundheit!

#2:
Doctor: But Major, now that they know of our plans...
Major: Ah, Herr Doctor, but that is the plan~! Now that they know our plan, they will plan around our plan, and so we shall in turn plan around the plan that they are planning around our plan!!
Doctor: ...Your brilliance knows no bounds!
Major: And regardless... We have one advantage that they sorely lack... ZEPPELINS!

#3:
The Major: Ah, if...

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oben, nach oben ten most EVIL villains:

posted by Canada24

Some villains Du either hate them oder Liebe them.
But REAL villains, are beyond just hated.. But NEED to die, not just for what they did to the hero, but what they did in GENERAL:

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#1: LORD SAURON:
Sauron created the RING for one reason, and one reason only.
To enslave the free peoples of Middle-earth during the Sekunde and Third Age.

At the end of the Sekunde Age, a Last Alliance of Men and Elves marched upon Mordor to defeat Sauron and his armies. The Alliance was Victorious and Sauron was physically destroyed Von Isildur, after killing his...

Eminem - Rap God

posted by Canada24

"Look, I was gonna go easy on Du not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
(Six minutes, six minutes)
Something's wrong, I can feel it
(Six minutes, six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
Just a feeling I've got
Like something's about to happen
But I don't know what
If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble
Big trouble. And if he is as bananas as Du say
I'm not taking any chances

YOUR JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDER!!

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God! (Rap God).
All my people from the front to the back nod! (Back nod).
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap...

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oben, nach oben 5 most Disturbing songs:

posted by Canada24

#1: Eminem - KIM:
There's a certain part of Eminem that most would call me the same as.
Marshal is famish for having a very dark humour, much like myself.
But in this one, he manages to take it a step to far, as he's barely even singing, really just screaming.
Eminem, thanks his many talents, makes us believe he might of actually done this (witch he doesn't, Kim is his X wife, an it was just "wishful thinking"). Eminem is never the killer he is in his songs, it's just his humour. He's probably pretty nice, who really know..

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Not MLP themed, but what's your thoughts on this scary story I found?

posted by Canada24

It started with my 3 Jahr old son screaming in his room in the middle of the night. When I came in to check on him he was in hysterics. Tears ran down his little cheeks as he cried about how the Boogeyman had frightened him. I let him sleep with my wife and I for the night, thinking it was just a bad dream.

The Weiter evening he didn’t even want to be in his room, but I convinced him that the Boogey Man was just a figment of his imagination. I was awoken once Mehr Von his screams. I rushed to his room, to find him in tears again.

On the third night I set up a camcorder in his room, in order...

oben, nach oben 6 funny radio moments from GTA 4 and 5

posted by Canada24

#1:
MAN: Young man? Du trapped in the Seventies? Nobody says "young man".
What else Du gonna say? "Fresh"?
LAZLOW: Look--whatever, homeboy. Listen. Tell me what the kids are into. I gotta connect with the kids. Not my private parts, Du know, but--that's for online--but, what are Du out doing?
MAN: Yo, I'm delivering weed.
LAZLOW: But, you--you're only like thirteen.
MAN: Exactly. I won't go to prison.

#2:
GIRL: Yeah, um, oh, my God, am I on the radio!?
LAZLOW: Do Du not realize that? This is a microphone, stupid!

#3:
Alan McClean: Speaking gives an atmosphere of fear!.. Waterboarding gives an atmosphere...

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Crazy Times 2 Part 6

posted by Canada24

"HOLLY FUCK! IT's FUCKIN BURNING!.. The whole place!... I've got to go in! I've got to get something!" Roman cried, seeing Dimitri and Burgarini have literary burnt down Roman's apartment, and Roman tried running into it, but Niko held him back.

"Leave it, cousin! This place is gone" Niko replied.

"THEY FUCKIN BURNT IT NIKO!... Do Du know how long it took me to get a place of my own!? Du got off the boot and I was here for you... I had NOTHING!.. nobody!.. I worked my way up from the fucking dirt!"

They reach Roman's taxi business only to see it has ALSO been burnt down, further angering Roman....

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Canada24 Antwort dumb Fragen part 3:

posted by Canada24

#1:
Why is canada a safe, sicher country?
"Cause the mighty king gans gives us Essen to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..

#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my schildkröte against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"

#3:
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this Jahr for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"

#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"

#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"

#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"

#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"

#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"

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Canada24 Antwort dumb questions:

posted by Canada24

How do I become sarcastic?
"You answer Fragen such as THIS one"

My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"

Can Du get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"

Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!"

I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"GOOD!"

Why are Babys ugly at first?
"YOU try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!"

How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
"You take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start."

Is is normal to be in Liebe with your dog?
"... Du need help"...

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oben, nach oben ten villains aren't ACTUALLY evil: PART 2

posted by Canada24

#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS:
Trevor has been described as a difficult person to deal with, extreme, impetuous, vengeful, psychotic, unhinged, unpredictable, untamed, infamous, sociopathic and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages.

Although Trevor is this kind of person, he has shown many times how needy he is for Liebe and care. He tells Michael repeatedly how much he mourned him, to the point that he got a memorial tattoo with Michael's name on it. As he was being confronted Von Floyd and Debra, he told them how much he wanted to be with them. His relationship with Patricia was also a display...

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oben, nach oben ten John Marston Zitate

posted by Canada24

#1:
West: It can give the most ordinary of intelligences a remarkable insight.
John: I'll give Du insight -- I'll Zeigen Du what your guts look like.

#2:
French: Ya, keep on talking there, Irish! In about 15 Mehr Sekunden your whole world's gonna turn black!
(John Marston walks into the barn)
John: What's up, boys?
(Welsh and French let go of Irish and turn to face John)
Welsh: Fuck off, boyo. This don't concern you!
John: When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, boyo.
French: Look here, this paddy bastard stahl, stola our gun. Tried to steal our horses. Law is clear on...

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Most badass voices for shooter games

posted by Canada24

#1: ROB WIETHOFF:
best known for his role as voice actor and motion capture artist of John Marston in the 2010 video game Red Dead Redemption.
Rob Wietoff Nominated 2 oder 5 times for performance. And honestly I'll be pissed he HADN'T been.
The voice is everything.
And Rob's voice really makes John's sarcastic, ill tempered, murderious personality a true delight..

#2: MICHAEL HOLLICK:
an American actor, voice actor, singer and musician who has appeared in Fernsehen shows such as Sex and the City and Law & Order.
In the game world he is famish for being NIKO BELLIC. And was nominated several...

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oben, nach oben 20 funny Niko Lines

posted by Canada24

#1:
Niko: (bangs into someone) Only in this country do they let blind people drive!

#2:
Niko: (sarcastically) God bless this city!

#3:
Niko: [when drunk and hailing a cab] Yellow car!

#4:
Vlad: Oh, that's funny. Du know, for a damn yokel you're a very funny guy.
Niko: [laughing] Yes. And for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick.

#5:
Gracie: [as Niko kidnaps her] I'll scratch your fuckin' eyes out!
Niko: Scratch my fuckin' balls, bitch!

#6:
Niko: (car bangs into him) OPEN YOUR EYES!!

#7:
Niko: (points gun at citizen) What!? It's just a gun!

#8:
Niko: (shooting) COME ON! Test me! TEST...

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BEST OF DITTO: Part 1

posted by Canada24

THE STORY OF DITTO:

Ditto: Chrysalis! Their still not cracking yet! Can I just beat it out of them already!?

Twilight: Why can't I move!?
Diito: (sadistically) Because Chrysalis felt that just a caged room wouldn't be enough for someone like you.. Du 'deserved' something Mehr special.. Don't Du feel honored, love?
Twilight: Du MONSTER!
Ditto: (takes this as compliment) Hawhaw. Thank you..

Ditto: Ya, that's right! Things are gonna be different for now on! No Mehr Celestia! and, no, more, you!

AB: Please let us go! We have family's!
Ditto: ......... Family... Oh yes.. Of COARSE Du have a family!...

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oben, nach oben 10 Christian Zitate

posted by Canada24

#1:
"(singing) I just want to be with my fruit!"

#2:
Guy: What Du doing with it anyway?
Christian: Du know. It's probably one of those things Du SHOULDN'T ask about.

#3:
Jimmy: Let's go do this (loads gun)
Christian: Wait, is that real gu- JIMMY!!

#4:
"That is the blackest thing I ever heard in my life!"

#5:
Jimmy: Oh shit. What do I do?
Christian: Blame it on your dad..

#6:
"look everything's chill.. We'll chill!"

#7:
"My night was differently tighter than yours!"

#8:
Jimmy: Why are Du holding a camera?
Christian: I'm taping.
Jimmy: No your not. Your on FaceTime.
Christian: Look. Just let me have this.. I'm bored as fuck over here.

#9:
"(crying) yo, I'm like, gonna kill self!... I just watched that fashion show.. And I realized... I'm never gonna have a girl who's that sexy.. I mean.. How are they all so perfect!?"

#10:
"WOOOOOOOW!!"

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oben, nach oben 5 best Slipknot Chorus's

posted by Canada24

#1: DUALITY:
I push my fingers into my...
EYYYYYES!!
It's the only thing! That slowly stops the ACHHHE!
But it's made of all! The things I have to TAAAKE!!
Jesus, it never ends!! it works it's way inSIDDDDE!
If the pain goes on!
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT!!

#2: SLUFUR:
Staaaaaay!!
you don't always know where Du stand!
Till Du know that Du won't run awaaaay!
There's something inside me that feels!
Like breathing in sulfurrrrrrr!

#3: PSYCHOSOCIAL:
And the rain will kill us all!
Throw ourselves against the wall!
But no one else can see!
The preservation of the martyr in me!

PSYCHOSOCIAL!!
PSYCHOSOCIAL!!
PSYCHOSOCIAL!!...