Bücher can be used for many things, not just for reading. In fact, I have created a Liste for the many uses of books.

1. Cut the guts to make your own hiding place for your stash of chocolate.

2. Chuck it at things, like your Friends oder a river. Perhaps Du can throw it at the premier screening of the new Twilight production at your local cinema, right at the projector. With either a Twilight book Du stahl, stola from the twelve year-old fangirl Weiter to Du oder your own copy of Harry Potter that Du had a better version of anyway. Either oder is perfectly fine.

3. Your Trigonometry textbook is great for the use of a hat! Confuse all the people at your family reunion of your sweet sanity, which may have disappeared along with your dignity Von actually buying a ticket to go see Twilight opening night, oder did Du sneak in? Du cheeky monkey.

4. Make people think you're intellectual Von holding one to your face.

5. Build your own fort with your secret collection of Maximum Ride

Don't yourself to reading, my friend! Bücher have oh so many uses! If Du have any more, post them in the Kommentare below.