Everyone Du meet appears to have tentacles growing out of places that Du wouldn't expect tentacles to be growing from.
Du start out each morning with a 30-minute jog around the bathroom to practise your shunpo power.
Du write to your mother in Karakura, Japan every week, even though she sends Du mail from Iowa asking why Du never write.
Every time Du see a straße sign, Du have a tremendous urge to relieve yourself on it.
Du put oranges on your head because Du heard it will ward of evil dandruff spirits.
You're always having to apologize to your Weiter door neighbour for setting feuer to his lawn decorations, mistaken as hollows.
Every "bwahaha" Du hear on the radio reminds Du of death.
People stay away from Du whenever they hear Du howl.
Your breath smells Mehr and Mehr like an arrancar dung each passing day.
Nobody listens to Du anymore, because they can't understand Du through that hollow mask.
Du begin to stop and consider all of the hell Schmetterlinge you've played on as a child, and worry that their owners are going to one Tag seek revenge.
Du have meaningful conversations with your Bunny.
Your father pretends Du are a shinigami, just to play along with your little illusion.
Du collect Bleach Posters.
Every time the phone rings, Du shout, "Hey! It should be the hollow signal alert!"
Du like cats. Especially black ones having velvet eyes.
Du put kirsche blossom petals in the microwave to see if they'll pop a blade.
Du have a predominant fear of fabric softener.
Your dentist asks Du why each individual tooth has your name etched on it like Toshiro, Byakuya, Rukia, Ichigo..., and Du tell him it's for security reasons.
Swords excite you.
When the waiter asks for your order, Du ask to go into another dimension to tell him because "the hollow won't let Du eat."
Du tend to agree with everything your mother's dead uncle tells you.
Du argue with yourself about which is better, to be eaten Von FURA oder to be loved Von a horde of menos grande.
Du like to sit in cornfields for prolonged periods of time, and pretend that you're a "Shinigami on duty".
Du try to make a Liste of the Warning Signs of Bleach Insanity. (cough)
People offer Du help, but Du unfortunately interpret this as a violation of your rights as a strawberry.
Du keep thinking this is the Jahr 100 years ago, when Hollowfication was rampant.
Du despise the voices in your head, especially the one that speaks only in JApanese.
Du see migrating group of rabbits in the fall and only your attachment to the toaster keeps Du from joining them.
The person Du always talk to is invisible to everyone but you.
Du like Lesen lists like this.
Du start out each morning with a 30-minute jog around the bathroom to practise your shunpo power.
Du write to your mother in Karakura, Japan every week, even though she sends Du mail from Iowa asking why Du never write.
Every time Du see a straße sign, Du have a tremendous urge to relieve yourself on it.
Du put oranges on your head because Du heard it will ward of evil dandruff spirits.
You're always having to apologize to your Weiter door neighbour for setting feuer to his lawn decorations, mistaken as hollows.
Every "bwahaha" Du hear on the radio reminds Du of death.
People stay away from Du whenever they hear Du howl.
Your breath smells Mehr and Mehr like an arrancar dung each passing day.
Nobody listens to Du anymore, because they can't understand Du through that hollow mask.
Du begin to stop and consider all of the hell Schmetterlinge you've played on as a child, and worry that their owners are going to one Tag seek revenge.
Du have meaningful conversations with your Bunny.
Your father pretends Du are a shinigami, just to play along with your little illusion.
Du collect Bleach Posters.
Every time the phone rings, Du shout, "Hey! It should be the hollow signal alert!"
Du like cats. Especially black ones having velvet eyes.
Du put kirsche blossom petals in the microwave to see if they'll pop a blade.
Du have a predominant fear of fabric softener.
Your dentist asks Du why each individual tooth has your name etched on it like Toshiro, Byakuya, Rukia, Ichigo..., and Du tell him it's for security reasons.
Swords excite you.
When the waiter asks for your order, Du ask to go into another dimension to tell him because "the hollow won't let Du eat."
Du tend to agree with everything your mother's dead uncle tells you.
Du argue with yourself about which is better, to be eaten Von FURA oder to be loved Von a horde of menos grande.
Du like to sit in cornfields for prolonged periods of time, and pretend that you're a "Shinigami on duty".
Du try to make a Liste of the Warning Signs of Bleach Insanity. (cough)
People offer Du help, but Du unfortunately interpret this as a violation of your rights as a strawberry.
Du keep thinking this is the Jahr 100 years ago, when Hollowfication was rampant.
Du despise the voices in your head, especially the one that speaks only in JApanese.
Du see migrating group of rabbits in the fall and only your attachment to the toaster keeps Du from joining them.
The person Du always talk to is invisible to everyone but you.
Du like Lesen lists like this.
1. “Am I still
asleep? Because
you’re way too
gorgeous to be
real!"
2. “I’m a dual
sword-user. That
means I’m good
with both hands."
3. “Let’s play a
game! If I step in
your shadow, then
I have to buy you
a drink."
4. “Your beauty is
Mehr intoxicating
than a jug of sake
- and I would
know."
5. “My Motto is -
‘Make love, not
war.’"
6. “I like a woman
who tells me what
to do. And man,
am I ever hoping
that you’ll tell me
to have a drink
with you!"
7. “Wow! You’re
hotter than Yama-
jii’s bankai!"
8. “Let’s not play
games. If Du like
what Du see as
much as I do,
then let’s get out
of here.
Together."
9. “I always
thought I was
good at making an
entrance. But
man! When you
walked in, it was
like the rest of the
room vanished!"
10. “My kimono
would look great
on the floor with
both of us lying
on it."
asleep? Because
you’re way too
gorgeous to be
real!"
2. “I’m a dual
sword-user. That
means I’m good
with both hands."
3. “Let’s play a
game! If I step in
your shadow, then
I have to buy you
a drink."
4. “Your beauty is
Mehr intoxicating
than a jug of sake
- and I would
know."
5. “My Motto is -
‘Make love, not
war.’"
6. “I like a woman
who tells me what
to do. And man,
am I ever hoping
that you’ll tell me
to have a drink
with you!"
7. “Wow! You’re
hotter than Yama-
jii’s bankai!"
8. “Let’s not play
games. If Du like
what Du see as
much as I do,
then let’s get out
of here.
Together."
9. “I always
thought I was
good at making an
entrance. But
man! When you
walked in, it was
like the rest of the
room vanished!"
10. “My kimono
would look great
on the floor with
both of us lying
on it."
juuroku de
kimi to ai
Hyakunen no koi wo
shita ne
Hirahira to maiochiru
Sakura no hanabira no shita de
Aitakute kakenoketa
Hi no ataru kyuu na sakamichi ya
Kouen no sumi futari no kage wa
Ima mo kawaranu mama
Kimi to boku to sakurabiyori
Kaze ni yurete maimodoru
Mada minu mirai wo mune ni daite
Miageta saki wa ha momoiro no
sora
ENGLISH VERSION
I met you
at 16
And we shared a Liebe a
hundred years old
Under the fluttering, dancing down
petals of the sakura tree
I wanted to meet you, so I ran
up the steep hügel road where
sunlight lands
In the corner of the park our two
shadows are
unchanging even now
You, and me, and the sakura
weather
We sway in the wind and dance
back where we were
Holding to my chest a future I can't
yet see
I look up and see a rosa sky
kimi to ai
Hyakunen no koi wo
shita ne
Hirahira to maiochiru
Sakura no hanabira no shita de
Aitakute kakenoketa
Hi no ataru kyuu na sakamichi ya
Kouen no sumi futari no kage wa
Ima mo kawaranu mama
Kimi to boku to sakurabiyori
Kaze ni yurete maimodoru
Mada minu mirai wo mune ni daite
Miageta saki wa ha momoiro no
sora
ENGLISH VERSION
I met you
at 16
And we shared a Liebe a
hundred years old
Under the fluttering, dancing down
petals of the sakura tree
I wanted to meet you, so I ran
up the steep hügel road where
sunlight lands
In the corner of the park our two
shadows are
unchanging even now
You, and me, and the sakura
weather
We sway in the wind and dance
back where we were
Holding to my chest a future I can't
yet see
I look up and see a rosa sky
we got to the soul society and saw a figure all in black.
"HEY!" princess sora yelld.
the figure took off running and we ran after him.
"is that who framed me?" i asked.
"yes it is and were gonna capture him and prove Du innocent!" she yelled.
we chased him to a dead end.he turned but a shadow coverd his face so we couldnt see.
"i know Du framed amezuki-chan!its time for Du to come clean! tell us who Du are!" sora-san demanded.
he steped out and we both gasped.
"yes your right,i did frame her...it was the perfect cover.".
"AIZEN!!!!".
He smiled and kneeld down.
"go ahead,capture me i have no further business here." he said.
we walkd over to him and did as he said.
"Amezuki,do Du realize what this means?your really innocent!",she cried
"i though Du had no doubt i was innocent..."i said.
"uhhhhhh...lets go!!!"
and we left for the captins meeting going on
"HEY!" princess sora yelld.
the figure took off running and we ran after him.
"is that who framed me?" i asked.
"yes it is and were gonna capture him and prove Du innocent!" she yelled.
we chased him to a dead end.he turned but a shadow coverd his face so we couldnt see.
"i know Du framed amezuki-chan!its time for Du to come clean! tell us who Du are!" sora-san demanded.
he steped out and we both gasped.
"yes your right,i did frame her...it was the perfect cover.".
"AIZEN!!!!".
He smiled and kneeld down.
"go ahead,capture me i have no further business here." he said.
we walkd over to him and did as he said.
"Amezuki,do Du realize what this means?your really innocent!",she cried
"i though Du had no doubt i was innocent..."i said.
"uhhhhhh...lets go!!!"
and we left for the captins meeting going on