1. Ikkaku: Foot fetish.
“The reason he doesn’t
wear socks is because he’s
looking for someone like him
- someone who will stare
lustfully at his feet. Plus that
‘lucky dance’ is totally
his way of Wird angezeigt off his
manly toes.”
2. Orhime: Likes to eat
Essen off of people.
“Especially sweets. Her
dream is to eat something
sweet off of Ichigo’s
stomach. Du know it’s
true.”
3. Gin: Sex in a
completely dark room.
“Weirdly, he then opens his
eyes.”
4. Yumichika: Mirrors
everywhere.
“And yes, it’s because he
wants to watch himself. The
guy is into himself -
there’s nothing wrong
with that.”
5. Chad: Has furry
tendencies.
“I’m sorry, but there was
the bär suit incident.”
6. Ishida: Likes it dirty.
“Literally dirty, I mean. The
boy wears immaculate white,
but what he really wants is
to wear that white uniform
while wrestling in the
mud.”
7. Soi Fon: Wants to be
the sub to somebody’s
dom.
“And Von ‘somebody’s’
I mean Yoruichi.”
8. Komamura: Just wants
someone to pet him.
“He’s a giant puppy. Giant
Welpen have needs.”
9. Grimmjow: Just wants
someone to pet him.
“He’s a giant kitten. Giant
kitten have needs.”
“Ha, ha. I’m just kidding.
Grimmjow gets off on
beating Du to death.”
10. Nnoitra: Tongue
fetish.
“He will want to get his
tongue very involved in the
whole process. Man’s
tongue is ginormous, if you
haven’t noticed.”
11. Rukia: Such a huge
closet fetish.
“My Frage is - did she
already have one when she
started sleeping in Ichigo’s
closet oder did it develop from
there?”
12. Kyoraku: Really into
the sexy librarian thing.
“Not that anyone’s
surprised. I mean, there’s a
reason Nanao and I look a
little…similar.”
13. Yamamoto: Likes to
play strip poker.
“I mean, the old guy’s
always just so ready to take
off his shirt. It’s like he has
a lot of practice or
something.”
14. Hisagi: Really loves
cuddling.
“He also cries after sex. Not
that that’s a kink. I just
think it’s funny.”
15. Kurotsuchi: Likes to
play doctor.
“His version involves
torture, though. Seriously:
don’t try having sex with
him. Du will die.”
16. Urahara: Invents his
own sex toys.
“Occasionally they explode
and cause injuries. But in
Urahara’s mind, that just
makes it Mehr exciting.”
17. Shinji: Has a tongue
ring for a reason.
“I’m just sayin’.”
18. Sasakibe: Likes role-
playing.
“He’s been into Doctor
Who lately. I mean, so I’ve
heard.”
19. Byakuya: Won’t have
sex unless blume petals
have been spread on the
bed.
“Man has standards, I
guess.”
20. Ichigo: ???
“Who the fuck knows? That
boy has been through a lot.
Your best bet is probably to
wear a mask, get naked
suddenly, beat him up for a
while, call him a moron, and
then start screaming his
name. Some part of that
should work.”
“The reason he doesn’t
wear socks is because he’s
looking for someone like him
- someone who will stare
lustfully at his feet. Plus that
‘lucky dance’ is totally
his way of Wird angezeigt off his
manly toes.”
2. Orhime: Likes to eat
Essen off of people.
“Especially sweets. Her
dream is to eat something
sweet off of Ichigo’s
stomach. Du know it’s
true.”
3. Gin: Sex in a
completely dark room.
“Weirdly, he then opens his
eyes.”
4. Yumichika: Mirrors
everywhere.
“And yes, it’s because he
wants to watch himself. The
guy is into himself -
there’s nothing wrong
with that.”
5. Chad: Has furry
tendencies.
“I’m sorry, but there was
the bär suit incident.”
6. Ishida: Likes it dirty.
“Literally dirty, I mean. The
boy wears immaculate white,
but what he really wants is
to wear that white uniform
while wrestling in the
mud.”
7. Soi Fon: Wants to be
the sub to somebody’s
dom.
“And Von ‘somebody’s’
I mean Yoruichi.”
8. Komamura: Just wants
someone to pet him.
“He’s a giant puppy. Giant
Welpen have needs.”
9. Grimmjow: Just wants
someone to pet him.
“He’s a giant kitten. Giant
kitten have needs.”
“Ha, ha. I’m just kidding.
Grimmjow gets off on
beating Du to death.”
10. Nnoitra: Tongue
fetish.
“He will want to get his
tongue very involved in the
whole process. Man’s
tongue is ginormous, if you
haven’t noticed.”
11. Rukia: Such a huge
closet fetish.
“My Frage is - did she
already have one when she
started sleeping in Ichigo’s
closet oder did it develop from
there?”
12. Kyoraku: Really into
the sexy librarian thing.
“Not that anyone’s
surprised. I mean, there’s a
reason Nanao and I look a
little…similar.”
13. Yamamoto: Likes to
play strip poker.
“I mean, the old guy’s
always just so ready to take
off his shirt. It’s like he has
a lot of practice or
something.”
14. Hisagi: Really loves
cuddling.
“He also cries after sex. Not
that that’s a kink. I just
think it’s funny.”
15. Kurotsuchi: Likes to
play doctor.
“His version involves
torture, though. Seriously:
don’t try having sex with
him. Du will die.”
16. Urahara: Invents his
own sex toys.
“Occasionally they explode
and cause injuries. But in
Urahara’s mind, that just
makes it Mehr exciting.”
17. Shinji: Has a tongue
ring for a reason.
“I’m just sayin’.”
18. Sasakibe: Likes role-
playing.
“He’s been into Doctor
Who lately. I mean, so I’ve
heard.”
19. Byakuya: Won’t have
sex unless blume petals
have been spread on the
bed.
“Man has standards, I
guess.”
20. Ichigo: ???
“Who the fuck knows? That
boy has been through a lot.
Your best bet is probably to
wear a mask, get naked
suddenly, beat him up for a
while, call him a moron, and
then start screaming his
name. Some part of that
should work.”
i lookd up at the number painted on the divion barracks...10.i went inside and lookd through a bunch of files.nothing of much use.i went out side and lookd right and left trying to deside what way to go.on the left i heard running and on the right i heard voices approching.so i desided to go straight.
"try and catch me now Du morons",i thought.going straight there was a large baum that i could hide in.i climed the baum and below me i heard squad members talking to each other.
"she couldnt have gotten to far in just a few Minuten right?!" sagte one "jut keep looking dont stop until you've cheekd every inch of the soul society!!!understand!?". "yes!!!".
"idiots cant they sence my spirtual pressur.",i thought.i quietly got out of the baum and continued my search.i passed the all the other barracks but the ninth.i went in.all the squad members were busy doing something oder other i was able to get to the holding cell but he wasnt there.
to be continued
"try and catch me now Du morons",i thought.going straight there was a large baum that i could hide in.i climed the baum and below me i heard squad members talking to each other.
"she couldnt have gotten to far in just a few Minuten right?!" sagte one "jut keep looking dont stop until you've cheekd every inch of the soul society!!!understand!?". "yes!!!".
"idiots cant they sence my spirtual pressur.",i thought.i quietly got out of the baum and continued my search.i passed the all the other barracks but the ninth.i went in.all the squad members were busy doing something oder other i was able to get to the holding cell but he wasnt there.
to be continued
ok so listen over the time i was gone i got in a big fight with hallow ichigo over the articalmi was going to wright about him he got so pissed this is what he told me to tell his Fans amd my fans(piss off so i dont have to waste my awsome skill on u luasy as couch pattatoes, go die in a dich oder take some meth maby that might help you. Danm Fan girls stop hiding in my maile box,closet,under my bed!!!!!!! NO MOR DANM PICTURES OF ME IN THE SHOWER!!!!!!! like i sagte go and die danmit. and oh wait bu the way badcats10 i hate Du the other Tag when i fell i wasnt trying to grope Du im srry so stop popping out of every were and trying to kill me im srry it was an accadent. ande when i wakled on Du in the dusche well(blush) just for get that.) that was his message from him to Du
p.s Von the way if Du see him tell him im going to get him ok
p.s Von the way if Du see him tell him im going to get him ok