1. Ikkaku: Foot fetish.
“The reason he doesn’t
wear socks is because he’s
looking for someone like him
- someone who will stare
lustfully at his feet. Plus that
‘lucky dance’ is totally
his way of Wird angezeigt off his
manly toes.”
2. Orhime: Likes to eat
Essen off of people.
“Especially sweets. Her
dream is to eat something
sweet off of Ichigo’s
stomach. Du know it’s
true.”
3. Gin: Sex in a
completely dark room.
“Weirdly, he then opens his
eyes.”
4. Yumichika: Mirrors
everywhere.
“And yes, it’s because he
wants to watch himself. The
guy is into himself -
there’s nothing wrong
with that.”
5. Chad: Has furry
tendencies.
“I’m sorry, but there was
the bär suit incident.”
6. Ishida: Likes it dirty.
“Literally dirty, I mean. The
boy wears immaculate white,
but what he really wants is
to wear that white uniform
while wrestling in the
mud.”
7. Soi Fon: Wants to be
the sub to somebody’s
dom.
“And Von ‘somebody’s’
I mean Yoruichi.”
8. Komamura: Just wants
someone to pet him.
“He’s a giant puppy. Giant
Welpen have needs.”
9. Grimmjow: Just wants
someone to pet him.
“He’s a giant kitten. Giant
kitten have needs.”
“Ha, ha. I’m just kidding.
Grimmjow gets off on
beating Du to death.”
10. Nnoitra: Tongue
fetish.
“He will want to get his
tongue very involved in the
whole process. Man’s
tongue is ginormous, if you
haven’t noticed.”
11. Rukia: Such a huge
closet fetish.
“My Frage is - did she
already have one when she
started sleeping in Ichigo’s
closet oder did it develop from
there?”
12. Kyoraku: Really into
the sexy librarian thing.
“Not that anyone’s
surprised. I mean, there’s a
reason Nanao and I look a
little…similar.”
13. Yamamoto: Likes to
play strip poker.
“I mean, the old guy’s
always just so ready to take
off his shirt. It’s like he has
a lot of practice or
something.”
14. Hisagi: Really loves
cuddling.
“He also cries after sex. Not
that that’s a kink. I just
think it’s funny.”
15. Kurotsuchi: Likes to
play doctor.
“His version involves
torture, though. Seriously:
don’t try having sex with
him. Du will die.”
16. Urahara: Invents his
own sex toys.
“Occasionally they explode
and cause injuries. But in
Urahara’s mind, that just
makes it Mehr exciting.”
17. Shinji: Has a tongue
ring for a reason.
“I’m just sayin’.”
18. Sasakibe: Likes role-
playing.
“He’s been into Doctor
Who lately. I mean, so I’ve
heard.”
19. Byakuya: Won’t have
sex unless blume petals
have been spread on the
bed.
“Man has standards, I
guess.”
20. Ichigo: ???
“Who the fuck knows? That
boy has been through a lot.
Your best bet is probably to
wear a mask, get naked
suddenly, beat him up for a
while, call him a moron, and
then start screaming his
name. Some part of that
should work.”