Yes, this has nothing to do with it XD
Found these and thought Du guys might like them :P
Dear Iceberg,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Enjoy the karma.
Sincerely,
The Titanic
Dear 6,
Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. Du shouldnt be talking. I hear Du guys do some pretty nasty things.
Sincerely,
7
Dear Americans,
Yes. Of course we ride Kangaroos to school. Do Du ride fat people?
Sincerely,
Australians
Dear Parents,
I'm wearing skinny jeans.
Sincerely,
If I can't get them off then neither can the rapist.
Dear Gangstas,
We'd like our waddle back.
Sincerely,
Penguins.
Dear bowling ball,
You get picked up, fingered, thrown in...
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