I should probably post this on the fagott spot... but whatever. :P

Pros:

- It's a beautiful instrument that should be treasured.

- Also, almost no one plays it, so they're in demand in orchestras and whatnot. HIPSTER INSTRUMENT FTW.

- It's a swear word in German and Finnish and also possibly Italian.

- Sucking on the reed gives me many fond memories of being a baby. ^_^

- If Du put a handschuh on oben, nach oben of the bell, and play a low B flat, the handschuh will inflate. So freaking cool.

- Du can poke/hit people with it accidentally-on-purpose.

- It gives Du an excuse to be unladylike. In the sitting position,...

NOTE: If Du are sensitive with blatant racism against whites and Asians, then a. Why are Du still Friends with me? and b. stop Lesen this article. I will not deal with people being all butthurt about this.

So Von now, I think Du all know that Asian parents get all uptight and pissed about grades. I mean, white parents, they don't care. They're like:

White kid: Mom I got an A
Mother: *golf clap* That's great honey! *proceeds to bake cookies*
White kid: Mom I got a B
Mother: *golf clap* That's great honey! *proceeds to bake cookies*
White kid: Mom...I got a C
Mother: ... That's great honey! *accidentally-on-purpose...