Du know very well that Du will never have read to much of Harry Potter!!! ::sniffs::
Du say things to people like "Wingardium Leviosa!" and "Expelliarmus!" to trolls and incompetent professors.
You've read all the Harry Potter Bücher out so far ten oder Mehr times!!! (I have!!!)
Du follow any kids around with any of the character's names, prodding them to do magic.
Du often call a teacher Du don't like "Snape."
You're always getting weird looks from people when Du ask if they have possibly seen your toad.
Your parents think you're nuts; this is because Du often ride around your Home on a besen trying to fly.
Du try every Tag to get people to Bewegen in pictures.
Du have a wand that Du use a lot.
Your teachers keep wondering why Du turn in your homework on parchment.
Du have two sets of each book and send off Mehr copies to Friends and penpals (me!) and recommend the Bücher to relatives who are weirder than you.
Your two sets of each book are seperated this way: One to read over and over, spill things on, drop, crinkle, and ruin the pages; and two, to keep pretty on the bookshelf and never touch except to dust.
Your Friends wonder where Du got the term, "The only fly in the ointment." ::sniffs:: They laughed at it the first ten times Du sagte it. ::sniffs:: (I will be saying it when I actually talk to anybody!!!)
Du constantly pester your family to Bewegen to Britain so Du can be closer to J. K. Rowling.
Du write to Warner Brothers and Scholastic about Harry Potter and Du used to get answers, but now, six months later . . . nope! (No, not me. :-))
Du talk in low hisses to snakes who lazily glance at you.
Du scower the libraries around your town and school for Bücher like The Standard Book of Spells and Hogwarts, A History and the librarians have to keep repeatedly telling Du "WE DON'T HAVE THOSE BOOKS!!!"
Du constantly pester your artsy Friends to draw pictures out of the Harry Potter books.
Du go to Harry websites every day. (ME!!! ::grumbles:: When I'm not in trouble)
Du have tons of papers on Harry Potter that Du printed off the Internet and used up the toner on.
Du have many floppy disks full of Harry Potter stuff.
Your schreibtisch area always consists of Harry Potter things. (oh, me!)
Du made Du parents (or parent) read Harry Potter.
Du constantly ask the people at Barnes and Noble when the Weiter book is coming in (ME!!!) & when Sorcerer's Stone is going to be stocked in again.
After finally getting a straight answer from these people, Du place a hold on the two books.
Du try to make your eighteen Jahr old friend read them and all she'll say is "Ooh! Pictures!" (Sadly, me.)
Du go to the zoo and try to speak to the boa constrictor.
Du go into the bathroom and scratch in a snake in the sink then try to make it open up.
Your Friends are always staring at your nice, long eagle feather quill, wondering why Du have it.
Your inkwell has spilled many times in your pack.
Du keep going to Suchen engines, trying to find Mehr Fan sites.
Du don't care much for the Scholastic site. (Me, but it's a lot better than the Animorphs and Everworld, at least. :-))
Du want a prequel!!!
Du want Mehr than seven books!!! (EVERYONE!! Well, so I don't get flamed, the opinion is varied)
Du wonder why Ptolemy is considered a wizard Von J. K. Rowling. (Is he?)
Du get excited Von any Greek/Roman mythology characters mentioned.
Du saw the movie "The Haunting" & sagte flat out that the house was Hogwarts.
Du got really excited when the gryffins started moving in the movie!)
Du thought a place Du went with lots of trees & a lake was the moved backyard of Hogwarts.
Du have a turban that smells weird & is a lovely shade of violet.
Du say at the beginning of school, "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" (Maybe me, when school starts . . .)
Du constantly sing the Sorting Hat's song and the Hogwarts song.
Du have seven bottles. (Uh, I have blue bottles, but I doubt that counts. :-))
Du stay away from plants with vines for fear of it being a Devil's Snare.
Du have a mirror Du call "Erised."
Du beg your parents to get Du an owl.
Du want to buy a train & name it the Hogwarts Express.
Du constantly quote characters.
Du bug other webmistresses and webmasters of Harry Potter websites. (::grins sheepishly::)
Du wear black robes and pointed hats.
Du glue a compass to the dashboard of your parent's car and try to get the car to fly.
Your attemps to try to fly have gotten Du hurt and special appointments . . . :-)
Du try to make the Polyjuice Potion.
Du get an egg and try to hatch it under a toad. (I have no idea why someone would do this . . .)
Du get a diary and never write in it.
Du are slightly amused Von me. :-)
Your language arts/English teacher hands Du a Harry Potter poster, when, though Du hadn't asked, Du were about to . . . (ME!)
Du scream in joy when something about Harry Potter comes on the news oder anyplace else.
Du eagerly await the fight on MTV's "Death Match" that will contain the following: Harry vs. Draco; Ron vs. Scabbars; Snape vs. Neville's grandmother; Du get the idea . . .
Du automatically hit anyone (even friends) if they say anything negative about Harry Potter (e.g., "Harry Potter sucks!"), & know they deserved it. (::looks around innocently, then raises her hand::)
Du tell adults that they have to read the Bücher and correct the librarian the third book does not have a "bird" on it, but a hippogriff. (I swear to everything possible, me; it just happened)
Du dress up as a witch oder wizard for Halloween to Zeigen off your spirit. (I've been a witch for Halloween for nine years! BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!)
Du break your arm, then come to school saying that a big black ball hit your arm, and broke it, and then a crazy blond man tried to remove the bones. (Not me; I've never broken a bone in my life, even though I fall down every day!)
Du say that despite the fight, Du and the dragon are still "good friends," then mutter about "that stupid Singen egg."
Du often mutter spells when a teacher/classmate annoys Du and Du aren't able to use "colorful" language. (::grins::)
Your trip(s) to the Harry Potter movie ended with a mixed reaction. (::refrains from screaming::)
Du scare reporters Von sending them Fan mail for doing a blurb about Harry.
Du and your parents cut out every newspaper cartoon Du find with reference to Harry Potter (Family Circus, Close to Home, etc.).
Du are an avid Fan fiction writer/reader.
Any mention of Harry Potter makes Du scream, laugh, applaud, oder insgesamt just become rather giddy.
Your Friends refer to Du as "that Harry Potter maniac."
Du can name all the first Harry Potter sites that began popping up in mid-1999 (there were only ten of us!).
Du meet someone for the first time and demand to know if they like Harry Potter; if they don't, your opinion of them drops several points.
Du enter every Harry Potter contest available.
Du start getting mad and begin to scream if there is any hint the Weiter book is going to take longer to come out than Du think it should!
Du actually won a Harry Potter scarf from the 2001 Sears movie contest (my mom, hehe!).
Du believe that Du know Mehr about Harry Potter than J. K. Rowling does.
Du beg your chemistry teacher to help Du make a "potion" and s/he tells Du to be quiet because they don't want to be pestered Von Du any longer (sorry, Mr. Green!).
Du find it hilarious that your teachers work at Renaissane Faires because they look a little like the extras running around Diagon Alley in the movie.
People at school call/know Du Von your Harry Potter screenname.
Anyting remotely related to Harry Potter is gold.
Du say things to people like "Wingardium Leviosa!" and "Expelliarmus!" to trolls and incompetent professors.
You've read all the Harry Potter Bücher out so far ten oder Mehr times!!! (I have!!!)
Du follow any kids around with any of the character's names, prodding them to do magic.
Du often call a teacher Du don't like "Snape."
You're always getting weird looks from people when Du ask if they have possibly seen your toad.
Your parents think you're nuts; this is because Du often ride around your Home on a besen trying to fly.
Du try every Tag to get people to Bewegen in pictures.
Du have a wand that Du use a lot.
Your teachers keep wondering why Du turn in your homework on parchment.
Du have two sets of each book and send off Mehr copies to Friends and penpals (me!) and recommend the Bücher to relatives who are weirder than you.
Your two sets of each book are seperated this way: One to read over and over, spill things on, drop, crinkle, and ruin the pages; and two, to keep pretty on the bookshelf and never touch except to dust.
Your Friends wonder where Du got the term, "The only fly in the ointment." ::sniffs:: They laughed at it the first ten times Du sagte it. ::sniffs:: (I will be saying it when I actually talk to anybody!!!)
Du constantly pester your family to Bewegen to Britain so Du can be closer to J. K. Rowling.
Du write to Warner Brothers and Scholastic about Harry Potter and Du used to get answers, but now, six months later . . . nope! (No, not me. :-))
Du talk in low hisses to snakes who lazily glance at you.
Du scower the libraries around your town and school for Bücher like The Standard Book of Spells and Hogwarts, A History and the librarians have to keep repeatedly telling Du "WE DON'T HAVE THOSE BOOKS!!!"
Du constantly pester your artsy Friends to draw pictures out of the Harry Potter books.
Du go to Harry websites every day. (ME!!! ::grumbles:: When I'm not in trouble)
Du have tons of papers on Harry Potter that Du printed off the Internet and used up the toner on.
Du have many floppy disks full of Harry Potter stuff.
Your schreibtisch area always consists of Harry Potter things. (oh, me!)
Du made Du parents (or parent) read Harry Potter.
Du constantly ask the people at Barnes and Noble when the Weiter book is coming in (ME!!!) & when Sorcerer's Stone is going to be stocked in again.
After finally getting a straight answer from these people, Du place a hold on the two books.
Du try to make your eighteen Jahr old friend read them and all she'll say is "Ooh! Pictures!" (Sadly, me.)
Du go to the zoo and try to speak to the boa constrictor.
Du go into the bathroom and scratch in a snake in the sink then try to make it open up.
Your Friends are always staring at your nice, long eagle feather quill, wondering why Du have it.
Your inkwell has spilled many times in your pack.
Du keep going to Suchen engines, trying to find Mehr Fan sites.
Du don't care much for the Scholastic site. (Me, but it's a lot better than the Animorphs and Everworld, at least. :-))
Du want a prequel!!!
Du want Mehr than seven books!!! (EVERYONE!! Well, so I don't get flamed, the opinion is varied)
Du wonder why Ptolemy is considered a wizard Von J. K. Rowling. (Is he?)
Du get excited Von any Greek/Roman mythology characters mentioned.
Du saw the movie "The Haunting" & sagte flat out that the house was Hogwarts.
Du got really excited when the gryffins started moving in the movie!)
Du thought a place Du went with lots of trees & a lake was the moved backyard of Hogwarts.
Du have a turban that smells weird & is a lovely shade of violet.
Du say at the beginning of school, "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" (Maybe me, when school starts . . .)
Du constantly sing the Sorting Hat's song and the Hogwarts song.
Du have seven bottles. (Uh, I have blue bottles, but I doubt that counts. :-))
Du stay away from plants with vines for fear of it being a Devil's Snare.
Du have a mirror Du call "Erised."
Du beg your parents to get Du an owl.
Du want to buy a train & name it the Hogwarts Express.
Du constantly quote characters.
Du bug other webmistresses and webmasters of Harry Potter websites. (::grins sheepishly::)
Du wear black robes and pointed hats.
Du glue a compass to the dashboard of your parent's car and try to get the car to fly.
Your attemps to try to fly have gotten Du hurt and special appointments . . . :-)
Du try to make the Polyjuice Potion.
Du get an egg and try to hatch it under a toad. (I have no idea why someone would do this . . .)
Du get a diary and never write in it.
Du are slightly amused Von me. :-)
Your language arts/English teacher hands Du a Harry Potter poster, when, though Du hadn't asked, Du were about to . . . (ME!)
Du scream in joy when something about Harry Potter comes on the news oder anyplace else.
Du eagerly await the fight on MTV's "Death Match" that will contain the following: Harry vs. Draco; Ron vs. Scabbars; Snape vs. Neville's grandmother; Du get the idea . . .
Du automatically hit anyone (even friends) if they say anything negative about Harry Potter (e.g., "Harry Potter sucks!"), & know they deserved it. (::looks around innocently, then raises her hand::)
Du tell adults that they have to read the Bücher and correct the librarian the third book does not have a "bird" on it, but a hippogriff. (I swear to everything possible, me; it just happened)
Du dress up as a witch oder wizard for Halloween to Zeigen off your spirit. (I've been a witch for Halloween for nine years! BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!)
Du break your arm, then come to school saying that a big black ball hit your arm, and broke it, and then a crazy blond man tried to remove the bones. (Not me; I've never broken a bone in my life, even though I fall down every day!)
Du say that despite the fight, Du and the dragon are still "good friends," then mutter about "that stupid Singen egg."
Du often mutter spells when a teacher/classmate annoys Du and Du aren't able to use "colorful" language. (::grins::)
Your trip(s) to the Harry Potter movie ended with a mixed reaction. (::refrains from screaming::)
Du scare reporters Von sending them Fan mail for doing a blurb about Harry.
Du and your parents cut out every newspaper cartoon Du find with reference to Harry Potter (Family Circus, Close to Home, etc.).
Du are an avid Fan fiction writer/reader.
Any mention of Harry Potter makes Du scream, laugh, applaud, oder insgesamt just become rather giddy.
Your Friends refer to Du as "that Harry Potter maniac."
Du can name all the first Harry Potter sites that began popping up in mid-1999 (there were only ten of us!).
Du meet someone for the first time and demand to know if they like Harry Potter; if they don't, your opinion of them drops several points.
Du enter every Harry Potter contest available.
Du start getting mad and begin to scream if there is any hint the Weiter book is going to take longer to come out than Du think it should!
Du actually won a Harry Potter scarf from the 2001 Sears movie contest (my mom, hehe!).
Du believe that Du know Mehr about Harry Potter than J. K. Rowling does.
Du beg your chemistry teacher to help Du make a "potion" and s/he tells Du to be quiet because they don't want to be pestered Von Du any longer (sorry, Mr. Green!).
Du find it hilarious that your teachers work at Renaissane Faires because they look a little like the extras running around Diagon Alley in the movie.
People at school call/know Du Von your Harry Potter screenname.
Anyting remotely related to Harry Potter is gold.
Isobel Panhurst 28 April at 19:52
Hi
How are you?
What Du been up to?
Hows life?
Whats the meaning of life?
Do Du ship Klaine?
Do Du ship Spuffy?
Du don't ship Kurtofsky do you?
Is there and English exam Weiter week?
Did Du watch Glee on Monday?
Did Du know Chris Colfer leaked that Darren Criss has a girlfriend?
Did Du know Starship premiers on Saturday
Did Du know the new Harry Potter trailer came out Yesterday?
Is that enough Fragen for you?
wait the HP trailer came out today....i think.....Tumblr confused me
oh enough question
Are Du a Tumblr addict?
OMG Do Du like Drarry?
are Du against people asking questions?
He still hasn't replied :P ROFLLL
he really shouldn't have called me a hündin earlier.....
Hi
How are you?
What Du been up to?
Hows life?
Whats the meaning of life?
Do Du ship Klaine?
Do Du ship Spuffy?
Du don't ship Kurtofsky do you?
Is there and English exam Weiter week?
Did Du watch Glee on Monday?
Did Du know Chris Colfer leaked that Darren Criss has a girlfriend?
Did Du know Starship premiers on Saturday
Did Du know the new Harry Potter trailer came out Yesterday?
Is that enough Fragen for you?
wait the HP trailer came out today....i think.....Tumblr confused me
oh enough question
Are Du a Tumblr addict?
OMG Do Du like Drarry?
are Du against people asking questions?
He still hasn't replied :P ROFLLL
he really shouldn't have called me a hündin earlier.....
I wrote this for class :D hope Du like it!
In the Arena,
Two rules,
Stay alive
No cannibalism.
In the Arena,
24 tributes,
To the death,
One survivor.
In the Arena,
They called for her,
I volunteered,
To save Prim's life.
In the Arena,
She took my arrows,
Arrows are life,
My arrows.
In the Arena,
He sagte he'd kill me,
Would Peeta do that
To me?
In the Arena,
A cannon,
Mehr kills,
My kills?
In the Arena,
I find him,
Dying,
Weiter to me.
In the Arena,
I saved him,
Together,
We'll survive.
I the Arena,
He told me,
I Liebe you,
I lied.
In the Arena,
No one really
Comes out
Alive.
In the Arena,
They came
to tear us
to pieces.
In the Arena,
The berries
Saved us,
In the end.
In the Arena,
We lived,
But what
was the cost?
Reviews, please?
In the Arena,
Two rules,
Stay alive
No cannibalism.
In the Arena,
24 tributes,
To the death,
One survivor.
In the Arena,
They called for her,
I volunteered,
To save Prim's life.
In the Arena,
She took my arrows,
Arrows are life,
My arrows.
In the Arena,
He sagte he'd kill me,
Would Peeta do that
To me?
In the Arena,
A cannon,
Mehr kills,
My kills?
In the Arena,
I find him,
Dying,
Weiter to me.
In the Arena,
I saved him,
Together,
We'll survive.
I the Arena,
He told me,
I Liebe you,
I lied.
In the Arena,
No one really
Comes out
Alive.
In the Arena,
They came
to tear us
to pieces.
In the Arena,
The berries
Saved us,
In the end.
In the Arena,
We lived,
But what
was the cost?
Reviews, please?
Du can’t write a poem about Sirius Black
Sirius Black is…A rebel without a cause
He defied his family name
When the Sorting hat shouted GRYFFINDOR!
He was blasted off his family baum
When he ran away from home
He Became an animagus along with his best friends
He took the form of a dog
And joined the Order of the Phoenix
To defy Lord Voldemort
Sirius Black…Lost his best friend James
On the night of Halloween
Then Sirius was blamed
For selling out James and his wife Lily
An innocent man sent to Azkaban
For a crime he didn’t do
Framed Von a rat
Who was once a friend
How could a friend do this to you?
He was locked away for twelve years oder so
When he finally escaped
He found his godson Harry
And tried his best to keep him safe
The, at the Department of Mysteries
While trying to keep young Harry safe
He died at the hands of Bellatrix Lestrange
With the ghost of a laugh on his face
:’(
“Come on, Du can do better than that!”
Yes, it sucks. Do I care? Nah.
Sirius Black is…A rebel without a cause
He defied his family name
When the Sorting hat shouted GRYFFINDOR!
He was blasted off his family baum
When he ran away from home
He Became an animagus along with his best friends
He took the form of a dog
And joined the Order of the Phoenix
To defy Lord Voldemort
Sirius Black…Lost his best friend James
On the night of Halloween
Then Sirius was blamed
For selling out James and his wife Lily
An innocent man sent to Azkaban
For a crime he didn’t do
Framed Von a rat
Who was once a friend
How could a friend do this to you?
He was locked away for twelve years oder so
When he finally escaped
He found his godson Harry
And tried his best to keep him safe
The, at the Department of Mysteries
While trying to keep young Harry safe
He died at the hands of Bellatrix Lestrange
With the ghost of a laugh on his face
:’(
“Come on, Du can do better than that!”
Yes, it sucks. Do I care? Nah.