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The Tribute To The Nice Girls

posted by isabelle_905

This isn't an attempt to pass this Artikel off as my own. I read it and I thought maybe others would appreciate it as well.

By Jessica Leigh Griffith

This is my tribute to the nice girls. To the nice girls who are overlooked, who become Friends and nothing more, who spend hours fixating upon their looks and their personalities and their actions because it must be they that are doing something wrong. This is for the girls who don't give it up on the first date, who don't want to play mind games, who provide a comforting hug and a supportive audience for a story they've heard a thousand times....

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New Evening Classes for Women

posted by isabelle_905

From another E-Mail I got.
Ladies: Have a sense of humour!! ;)

New Evening Classes for Women

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Weltraum in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

9. Communication Skills III: Getting What Du Want Without...

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Rules for Men

posted by isabelle_905

From an E-Mail I got.

Rules for Men

1) Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten Von his fellow partygoers.

2) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, Du must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

4) If you've known a guy for Mehr than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless Du actually marry her.

5) Complaining about the brand of free bier in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

6) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event,...

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Du and Me!

posted by breebree446

The Difference between Du and me!
Calling me FAKE won't make Du REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make Du SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make Du STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make Du PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make Du RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make Du SKINNY,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make Du COOL,
So why bother?

This is from a little something I found online. This makes a lot of sense to me and I bet it makes sense to other girls like me. Bullying is an ugly thing. Don't let them get to you, girls. They aren't worth your time.

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Installing Husband 1.0

posted by isabelle_905

Another email…

Dear Tech Support,

Last Jahr I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow-down in insgesamt system performance - particularly in the blume and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, installation of Husband 1.0 seems to have uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed such other undesirable programs as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0.and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging...

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9 Words Women Use

posted by isabelle_905

More lovely emails!! Ladies, I'm sure Du can all vouch for these!

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and Du need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minuten is only five Minuten if Du have just been gegeben five Mehr Minuten to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and Du should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!...

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"The Rules" From The Male Side

posted by isabelle_905

From an E-Mail I got.

"The Rules" from the male side

We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.

1.    Men are NOT mind readers.

2.    Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. Du need it down. Du don’t hear us complaining about Du leaving it down.

3.    Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon oder the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4.    ...