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Vevo, an account on Youtube for a lot of singers that always post their latest Musik Videos and songs, made a Liste for the most beliebt singers!
Who is most viewed? Beside Lady Gaga, Rihanna & Shakira are Sekunde and third.
Britney, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry and Selena Gomez were in the oben, nach oben ten. Ke$ha and Miley Cyrus followed close behind them!
Here is the complete list:
1. Lady Gaga – 1.632.450.395
2. Rihanna – 1.333.881.663
3. Shakira – 947.239.912
4. Britney Spears – 853.910.418
5. Beyoncé – 735.023.571
6. Taylor schnell, swift – 493.208.814
7. Jennifer Lopez – 463.577.450
8. Katy Perry – 414.950.899
9. Selena Gomez – 354.322.114
10. Christina Aguilera – 217.634.971
11. Ke$ha – 191.642.959
12. Jessie J – 187.993.705
13. Nicki Minaj – 174.877.413
14. Miley Cyrus – 150.422.719
From an E-Mail I got.
TAKING A WOMAN TO bett
What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
At 8 -- Du take her to bett and tell her a story.
At 18 -- Du tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- Du don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells Du a story and takes Du to bed.
At 48 -- She tells Du a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- Du stay in bett to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If Du take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
TAKING A WOMAN TO bett
What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
At 8 -- Du take her to bett and tell her a story.
At 18 -- Du tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- Du don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells Du a story and takes Du to bed.
At 48 -- She tells Du a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- Du stay in bett to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If Du take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

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(c)Lisa Regna, A Write to Heal
A mothers whisper
In the night when your fast asleep.
Precious eyes closed…and in a beautiful dream.
Du hear a whisper…a soft gental sound.
Du smile…and laugh..nowing mother is around.
Trying not to wake up from this dream of yours.
It makes Du feel safe….all nice and warm.
Du feel a nice, soft, warm hand on your head.
Mother cries…..is she dead?
Du try to Bewegen to tell her you’re alright.
But Du cant Bewegen at all that night.
Mother sings me a beautiful ryme.
I try to wake up…its about time!
I wanna feel her warm imbrass.
Is it really way to late….
I see an Angel – Jäger der Finsternis up in the sky…
I see mother standing right by,
I walk to here and give her a hug.
Mother whispers…your in heaven my love(=
In the night when your fast asleep.
Precious eyes closed…and in a beautiful dream.
Du hear a whisper…a soft gental sound.
Du smile…and laugh..nowing mother is around.
Trying not to wake up from this dream of yours.
It makes Du feel safe….all nice and warm.
Du feel a nice, soft, warm hand on your head.
Mother cries…..is she dead?
Du try to Bewegen to tell her you’re alright.
But Du cant Bewegen at all that night.
Mother sings me a beautiful ryme.
I try to wake up…its about time!
I wanna feel her warm imbrass.
Is it really way to late….
I see an Angel – Jäger der Finsternis up in the sky…
I see mother standing right by,
I walk to here and give her a hug.
Mother whispers…your in heaven my love(=