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Missing Moms and 'Evil' Females in Disney Films

posted by SelinaKyle

I admit I loved Disney Princesses as a little girl, I collected stickers and pictures of my Favoriten (Belle and Ariel and Cinderella) and have a lot of the movies.

But one curious thing I started to notice about Disney Filme as I got older was that there were usually no mothers around, it was almost always a single dad and his daughter trying to get by. If there was a female adult, she was an awful stepmother oder a wicked witch.

Here is a Liste of Disney Filme (and many of these are based on folk tales and Grimm fairy tales, but they are the ones Disney seems to like to make Filme of...) where...

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How to get alone beter with your mother(=

posted by addi123456

How to get along with your mother.

This is for all the girls who have a mom.

Mothers…………..Ugh! They drive us crazy sometimes. They ground us for no reason, they yell at us for the littlest things, they imbarrise us, and wont leave us alone! Sometimes Du just wanna yell and scream! Sadly Du cant do that to your mother. But what Du can do is prevent your mom from doing all these things. Before I give Du these tips, im gonna help Du like your mother more. And have a beter relationship with her. Your mom gave birth to you. She fed you, kept Du alive, and raised Du to the beautiful,...

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Real Women

posted by Kiniko90

DISCLAIMER: Artikel taken from link. Originally from link Von link.

Real women do not have curves. Real women do not look like just one thing.

Real women have curves, and not. They are tall, and not. They are brown-skinned, and olive-skinned, and not. They have small breasts, and big ones, and no breasts whatsoever.

Real women start their lives as baby girls. And as baby boys. And as Babys of indeterminate biological sex whose bodies terrify their doctors and families into making all kinds of very sudden decisions.

Real women have big hands and small hands and long elegant fingers and short stubby...

Picture of woman

posted by selgomez5613

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Great Short Stories For Women‏

posted by isabelle_905

Another email.

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the tabelle with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milch carton.

WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check oder charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a Fernsehen set in her purse. "So, do Du always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured...

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How to Survive Your Period

posted by StarWarsFan7

1.) Eat Chocolate. Schokolade helps Du have less stress which will make Du feel better when having PMS.

2.) Try not to act like Du are having your Premenstrual Syndrome. Such as, walking like something is wrong with your pad/tampon. Act like Du have nothing wrong with Du and act natural. Then, no one will know.

3.) When coming back from school/work, go to bed. Laying down helps your period and lets it go Mehr smoothly so Du won't have a delay in your usual period time. It also helps Du relax.

4.) Be careful to not jump so much. It'll make all the blood come out faster and it'll make Du feel, a bit uncomfortable.

5.) Change your pad/tampon daily oder hourly.

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25 Reasons To Thank Your Mother

posted by breebree446

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If Du don't straighten up, I'm going to knock Du into the middle of Weiter week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I sagte so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If Du fall out of that swing, schaukel and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure Du wear clean underwear, in case...

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My Version Of Being A Woman

posted by vider69

If I was gegeben the choice I would still prefer to be a woman, I believe in equal rights however being a woman is a great thing, there's nothing like having a girls night in (or a girls night out) Watching chick flicks (no matter what age Du are) being independent, as I have found since I am 'happily' divorced from my ten plus Jahr marriage, now I'm enjoying being a woman Mehr than ever. I can do what I like and being in charge of 'the remote' is great, I understand that 'some' people have experienced messy divorces oder choose to be in a relationship, but I'm just happy to embrace my 'new life' and I'm loving it, it would be great to have a 'being single' spot (if there isn't one already)
Being a woman to me is:
Changing my hair color whenever I want.
Dressing up oder being bummy and enjoying it.
Being feminine.
Watching a 'chick flick' with a glass of red wine and good quality chocolate.
And many, many other things that would take me forever to write.

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Bullying

posted by addi123456

Lets stop bullying

This is for all the kids who get bullied, and for the people who do bully.

Most kids get bullied every single Tag at school, outside, at the park, oder even in there own house. If Du are one of those kids, send me a story and I will make sure to help you(= Y in the world do they bully!? I will tell Du y. 1. Because it lifts them up, it gives them power. If Du want power, don’t bully on a little kid! What if Du were that little child. They just wanna live life the fullest. What if that child died that day, and the only memories he has oder his family has is of him getting...

Some ways to avoid cramping.

posted by cassie-1-2-3

Just a warning, I’m really weird about talking about this kind of stuff, so I may seem a little immature here.

I know that there are many females of various ages who suffer from the dreaded menstrual cramps (I hate the word “period” when used in this sense, so I’m going to avoid it as much as I can)

There are a few ways Du can get rid of the cramps once they start, but I personally, would rather avoid them all together. What I do to achieve this is very VERY simple. This may sound a little disgusting to some of you, and it’s a little awkward for me to share, but the best thing to do...

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The Tribute To The Nice Girls

posted by isabelle_905

This isn't an attempt to pass this Artikel off as my own. I read it and I thought maybe others would appreciate it as well.

By Jessica Leigh Griffith

This is my tribute to the nice girls. To the nice girls who are overlooked, who become Friends and nothing more, who spend hours fixating upon their looks and their personalities and their actions because it must be they that are doing something wrong. This is for the girls who don't give it up on the first date, who don't want to play mind games, who provide a comforting hug and a supportive audience for a story they've heard a thousand times....

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New Evening Classes for Women

posted by isabelle_905

From another E-Mail I got.
Ladies: Have a sense of humour!! ;)

New Evening Classes for Women

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Weltraum in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

9. Communication Skills III: Getting What Du Want Without...

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Rules for Men

posted by isabelle_905

From an E-Mail I got.

Rules for Men

1) Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten Von his fellow partygoers.

2) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, Du must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

4) If you've known a guy for Mehr than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless Du actually marry her.

5) Complaining about the brand of free bier in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

6) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event,...

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Du and Me!

posted by breebree446

The Difference between Du and me!
Calling me FAKE won't make Du REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make Du SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make Du STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make Du PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make Du RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make Du SKINNY,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make Du COOL,
So why bother?

This is from a little something I found online. This makes a lot of sense to me and I bet it makes sense to other girls like me. Bullying is an ugly thing. Don't let them get to you, girls. They aren't worth your time.

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Spanish Class

posted by isabelle_905

Here’s another E-Mail guys! LOL Enjoy!!

A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine oder feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher teilt, split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine oder a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that...

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Installing Husband 1.0

posted by isabelle_905

Another email…

Dear Tech Support,

Last Jahr I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow-down in insgesamt system performance - particularly in the blume and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, installation of Husband 1.0 seems to have uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed such other undesirable programs as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0.and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging...

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Why Men Are Happier People

posted by isabelle_905

More emails...

Men Are Just Happier People

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Schokolade is just another snack. Du can be President. Du can never be pregnant. Du can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Du can wear NO hemd, shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell Du the truth.

The world is your urinal. Du never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. Du don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, Mehr pay. Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress - $5000. Tux rental...

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9 Words Women Use

posted by isabelle_905

More lovely emails!! Ladies, I'm sure Du can all vouch for these!

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and Du need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minuten is only five Minuten if Du have just been gegeben five Mehr Minuten to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and Du should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!...

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The Why's of Men

posted by isabelle_905

I didn't write this. I got it in an E-Mail and it made me smile!! Enjoy!

The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN gegeben LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need...

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"The Rules" From The Male Side

posted by isabelle_905

From an E-Mail I got.

"The Rules" from the male side

We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.

1.    Men are NOT mind readers.

2.    Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. Du need it down. Du don’t hear us complaining about Du leaving it down.

3.    Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon oder the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4.    ...