Zetsu: Rosen are red, Kisame is blue
Screw this poem, I want to eat you!
Kisame: Rosen are red, Zetsu's a tool
Ignore what he said, that's just cruel.
Itachi: Rosen are red, I killed my whole clan
I may be pretty, but I'm still a man.
Sasori: Rosen are red, Barbie is plastic
So am I, and I think it's fantastic!
Deidera: Rosen are red, my art explodes
I'm into boys, do Du think it shows?
Kakuzu: Rosen are red, money is green
I wish I could kill you, but that would be mean.
Hidan: Rosen are red, I like religion
I pray Mehr often, but Kakuzu keeps bitchin'!
Konan: Rosen are red, I'm into origami
I'm the only girl in the akatsuki, why don't the boys hit on me!
Pein: Rosen are red, I like my piercings
Anyone who makes fun of them, will be one of my killings!
Tobi: Rosen are red, Deidera's arm went missing
When I saw it had a mouth, I tried to practice Küssen ...
Deidera: O.o ...ew.
Screw this poem, I want to eat you!
Kisame: Rosen are red, Zetsu's a tool
Ignore what he said, that's just cruel.
Itachi: Rosen are red, I killed my whole clan
I may be pretty, but I'm still a man.
Sasori: Rosen are red, Barbie is plastic
So am I, and I think it's fantastic!
Deidera: Rosen are red, my art explodes
I'm into boys, do Du think it shows?
Kakuzu: Rosen are red, money is green
I wish I could kill you, but that would be mean.
Hidan: Rosen are red, I like religion
I pray Mehr often, but Kakuzu keeps bitchin'!
Konan: Rosen are red, I'm into origami
I'm the only girl in the akatsuki, why don't the boys hit on me!
Pein: Rosen are red, I like my piercings
Anyone who makes fun of them, will be one of my killings!
Tobi: Rosen are red, Deidera's arm went missing
When I saw it had a mouth, I tried to practice Küssen ...
Deidera: O.o ...ew.
Deidara: Compliment Deidara's good looks.
Kisame: Make a new addition to your aquarium.
Itachi: Give Itachi a taste of his own madicine.
Zetsu: Confuse the cannibal with cheesy lines.
Hidan: Spread the joy of Christentum and Convert all non-believers.
Tobi: Tell Tobi he's a bad boy rawr.
Kakuzu and Konan: Harass the team's financial worker and origami artist with cruel and demented torture.
Konan: oder Du can throw water on her(makes her soggy)
Sasori: Frage Sasori's artistic beliefs
Pain: Improve your aim with a bit of dart practice.
Then.............
RUN IF Du WANT TO LIVE!!!
Kisame: Make a new addition to your aquarium.
Itachi: Give Itachi a taste of his own madicine.
Zetsu: Confuse the cannibal with cheesy lines.
Hidan: Spread the joy of Christentum and Convert all non-believers.
Tobi: Tell Tobi he's a bad boy rawr.
Kakuzu and Konan: Harass the team's financial worker and origami artist with cruel and demented torture.
Konan: oder Du can throw water on her(makes her soggy)
Sasori: Frage Sasori's artistic beliefs
Pain: Improve your aim with a bit of dart practice.
Then.............
RUN IF Du WANT TO LIVE!!!
This is another thing that i thought would be nice. I hope that Du guy's enjoy it! ^^
Deidara: What to do today un?
Sasori: Why don't Du go out and wander around.
dedara: That sounds like a good idea sasori my man!
Sasori: will go and don't bother me!!
Deidara: Okay Okay! *gezz i hope that he won't be mad when i come back!*
_deidara walks around and then he sees a figure lieing on the ground._
Deidara: o my gosh! Why is there a person lieing on the ground?
kimiko: umm.....NO! DON'T TOUCH ME!!! I WILL KILL YOU!.....ummmm
Deidara: woh!why is she talking in her sleep? And i hope that is a girl!
*to be continued*
Deidara: What to do today un?
Sasori: Why don't Du go out and wander around.
dedara: That sounds like a good idea sasori my man!
Sasori: will go and don't bother me!!
Deidara: Okay Okay! *gezz i hope that he won't be mad when i come back!*
_deidara walks around and then he sees a figure lieing on the ground._
Deidara: o my gosh! Why is there a person lieing on the ground?
kimiko: umm.....NO! DON'T TOUCH ME!!! I WILL KILL YOU!.....ummmm
Deidara: woh!why is she talking in her sleep? And i hope that is a girl!
*to be continued*
Chapter 2:Rescue Mission
Naruto ran into Sasuke,and Sakura. He was so scared it creeped Sasuke out."GUYS!"He yelled,Sakura covered her ears,and Sasuke told him to calm down. "What is it Naruto?" Asked Sakura,then she noticed Tanahi was not with him."Wait a Minute where's Tanahi?"asked Sasuke,then Naruto got wide eyed. "THAT'S THE PROBLEM,THE Akatsuki KIDNAPPED TANAHI!"He yelled then lee and Shikamaru came running around a corner."We heard that Tanahi-san is kidnapped!" sagte Shikamaru then he saw Sakura and Naruto look at him."Er,I mean we heard Naruto say that Tanahi is in danger what happened?"asked Shikamaru embarrassed.
At the Akatsuki base: Akasana was looking at his sister and she smiled at him. "I Liebe Du brother." She said,Akasana was suprised when she sagte that he started crying. "I.......love Du too,little sister!"
Would team 7,team 10,and team 9 save Tanahi before she turns to a Akatsuki member? Find out Weiter time
Naruto ran into Sasuke,and Sakura. He was so scared it creeped Sasuke out."GUYS!"He yelled,Sakura covered her ears,and Sasuke told him to calm down. "What is it Naruto?" Asked Sakura,then she noticed Tanahi was not with him."Wait a Minute where's Tanahi?"asked Sasuke,then Naruto got wide eyed. "THAT'S THE PROBLEM,THE Akatsuki KIDNAPPED TANAHI!"He yelled then lee and Shikamaru came running around a corner."We heard that Tanahi-san is kidnapped!" sagte Shikamaru then he saw Sakura and Naruto look at him."Er,I mean we heard Naruto say that Tanahi is in danger what happened?"asked Shikamaru embarrassed.
At the Akatsuki base: Akasana was looking at his sister and she smiled at him. "I Liebe Du brother." She said,Akasana was suprised when she sagte that he started crying. "I.......love Du too,little sister!"
Would team 7,team 10,and team 9 save Tanahi before she turns to a Akatsuki member? Find out Weiter time