it was a normal Tag in the akatsuki. Konan was practicing origami, Deidara was blowing things up behind the base, Tobi was bugging deidara. The rest of the members were sitting watching TV. Hidan and kakuzu were in one of their arguments again. “well I don't see why I can't do rituals in our room, I deserve rights too.”hidan sagte angrily. “you can't because Du always get blood all over everything!” kakuzu snapped. “i do not!” hidan yelled back. “besides, your the one who leaves money lying everywhere.” Pein turned to hidan and kakuzu and punched them both in the head. “will...

Chapter 4: Babys and blades...kyo-chan trains and leader-sama prepares!!

Leader-sama and flower- chan walked downstairs."R u for real kyo-chan,is flower-chan really....with child?" Kisame asked. "Hell yeah,either that oder she's getting a little puffy..." me and hidan chuckled.flower-chan rushed over,caught us in a half Nelson and smooshed our faces together..."baka baka BAKAS!!! IF U DONT SHUT-UP I'LL CRUSH UR FACES TOGETHER SO HARD EVEN THE NINE TAILS JINCHURIKI WONT BELIEVE IT!!!" she shouted."WHAT THE HELL!?! KONAN LET THEM GO!!!" leader-sama shouted. She dropped us."oowwwwwwwww......" we...