Chpt. 15:christmas past
(4 Monat time skip)

I just turned 9 last month....and tomorrows christmas.....I don't like christmas.being the over hyper spaz that I am that can be unusual....but it gives me bad memories.....christmas was the Tag my clan was killed.what? Did u think I hate it cause I'm a buddhist? Cause that's not it....if that wasn't the Tag my clan was killed,id Liebe it...but they were.dad dosent get it,(kisame=dad) but hidan does.he dosent like Weihnachten either,but that's cuz of his religion.see,this is why we're best friends......I was lieing in bett that night.tobi was already asleep....but,the...

Chapter 10: pedo snake's replacement:enter good boy tobi!!

The Weiter day,leader-sama called a meeting.I nearly pissed my pants when this venus flytrap popped out of the ground with blood running down the edges of his lips."WHAT THE HELL!?!"I shouted as I jumped into kisame's arms."relax kyo-chan,its only zetsu...." kisame sagte gently while patting my head."zet-who?" I asked confused. "I'm zetsu,I eat the remains of jinchuuriki host and serve as the group spy..." he explained. "Who're u?" He asked,sitting Weiter to kakuzu. "I am kyoto toriyaka,the great great great great great granddaughter of the...