Tetra: So, now that we are here, are Du ready to go on an amazing adventure to save your sister
Link: No
Tetra: Then let us- Wait, what do Du mean Von no
Link: Du see, my mother used to tell me stories of a Merida - Legende der Highlands hero who went through many hardships to save the land from evil. And I can assure you, I fucking hate the stuff he went through. He almost got killed Von spiders, lizards, jellyfish monsters, ghosts, dragons, water.... Yeah, just water, zombies, witches, pigmen, tribal warriors, goats, giant fish, worms, and a scary mask, and I can assure Du I won't go on some crappy adventure
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